>>868 is either a man dreaming of being a panda or a panda dreaming of being a man.
>>872 is a were-panda, cursed to assume the form of a panda-like creature every full moon.
>>873 is a silly panda who likes to think it's cute when he sticks bamboo shoots in his ears, but really everyone is tired of his shit. Every day it gets harder to force themselves to laugh.
>>885 looks, talks and behaves suspiciously much like a panda.
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick, but >>890 is a panda so it doesn't matter to him.
>>892 dropped out of university to pursue his dream of panda-ness.
>>897 is quite clearly a panda; you can tell by the shape of the antennae and the patterning on the hindwings.
>>900 is a panda who was too busy eating bamboo to seize the 900GET.
>>901 is a sexy panda who enjoys cuddling, eating bamboo, and long walks along the riverbank.
Can you believe how much of a panda >>904 is? It's outrageous!
>>910 annoyed a lot of Warcraft dorks by his inclusion in WoW.
>>914 Has the correct ratio of black fur to white fur to be a Panda.
For his outstanding contributions to the international panda community, >>922 was awarded the coveted title of Honorary Panda.
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>>937 supports himself off a video that went viral someone took of him sneezing ... i'm so envious ...
>>938 appears in the brains of people with Wilson's disease.
http://www.neurology.org/content/61/7/969/F2.expansion.html
I had a decorative bamboo plant inside my house, but >>941 broke in and ate it.
In the greater scheme of things, >>949 is nothing but a panda.
Aeons come and go, stars live and die, but >>952 will forever be a panda.
Pandas came and went
>>955 often lies awake at night wondering if maybe, deep down, he might be a panda.
Im looking for a panda, it cant be akai (thats japanese for red) or any Ailuridae color. It has to be of 2 or more iro (thats japanese for 2 colours) and has be be kyodai (giant) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be between >>957 and >>959. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching bamboo holder (WITH bamboo). OH! and it CANNOT have any libido, or be making baby pandas. It has to be celibate, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a panda similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 iro, and i dont want my kuro (black parts) to cover the whole surface (it can get lost in the dark and i would not like that, plus 2 colours looks more kawaii)