Under the IUPAC nomenclature, the official name of >>965 is "a panda".
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Please disregard >>968, he is a panda who likes unnecessarily bloated encodings.
>>969 is a lobster. Wait, no panda! I meant panda! I'm always getting those two mixed up.
Like, oh my god, >>971 is literally a panda! Can you believe it?
>>976 looks like a panda, he walks like a panda, but he can't speak because he is a panda
>>977
Is purportedly the gatekeeper for a large amount of free lolicon porn, but no one has ever gotten past him to find out.
>>978 was a panda in the past and will be a panda in the future.
>>979
Has 50% chance of being a black panda with white spots and another 50% chance of being a white panda with black spots.
>>983 is constantly malnourished because they only eat the worst part of the bamboo, making procreating difficult and most pregnancies are self-terminated due to stress, a mistake of nature and evolution that has all this effort and money go into keeping them alive because tbey're "cute" and a symbol of a nation.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The previous poster
Belongs in a zoo
>>989 avoids the topic of pandas as if he had something to hide.
Something like his panda heritage!
>>990 doesn't beat around the bush! Unless it's a bamboo bush, in which case he beats around it trying to find the tastiest part.