ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 10:33

>>149 stirs his soup with his natural ladle.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 18:31

>>150 can't rhyme; should stick with cat's cradle

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 18:41

>>151 rides backwards in the saddle

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 19:50

>>152 should stop playing Cowboys & Astronauts.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 20:45

>>153 thinks Cowboys actually existed beyond a Hollywood-created folk hero character played by a self-destructive John Wayne, rather than simple rural people that herded cows for a living.
>>153 also think Astronauts actually landed on the moon.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 10:37

>>154 is either a catboy or a cowman, and possibly both.

>>155 is >>155 is >>155 is >>155 is is >>155 segmentation fault $dqn@elitistS

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 21:25

>>155 is DQN

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 22:16

>>156 herded cows for a living until shot by the greatgreatgrandfather of a man who currently exploits questionable casinos

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 04:08

>>157 rustled cattle for a living, and had sex with them

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 02:58

>>158 has still not read the final harry potter book

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5145 12:23

>>159 has never read a harry potter book but instead watches the movies

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 14:00

>>160 writes harry potter yaoi and posts it on Fanfiction.net

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 14:44

>>161 bought this shirt in both colors:
http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 23:55

>>162 spams.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 03:05

>>163 trolls

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 05:06

>>164 crapfloods

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 14:27

>>165 swims in a river of poo

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 14:56

>>166 poops in rivers

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 15:14

>>167 can't afford indoor plumbing.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:15

>>168 is a plumber

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:40

>>169 is unemployed.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 08:46

>>170 is deployed

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 12:24

>>171 is deplorable.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 12:32

>>172 is despicable.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 13:00

>>173 is destitute.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 13:19

>>174 is decorative.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 15:59

>>175 is a damn liar.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 16:15

>>176 is a statistician.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 16:34

>>177 should know that nine out of ten people prefer spiked death-traps over his boring monologue.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 18:03

>>178 is a panda

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 18:19

>>179 is the one poster who always posts about pandas.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 19:27

>>180 lives in a fantasy world of an Internet composed entirely of entertaining and original content.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 19:42

>>181 is himself 'original content' thanks to fetal alcohol syndrome.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 20:14

>>182 is an "original design"

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 16:39

>>183 wouldn't know what "original design" was if it fapped in his face.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 18:06

>>184 has used the word "fapped" so often that it's lost all meaning.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 20:47

>>185 thinks we misspelled flapped.

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 20:58

>>186 did misspell flapped, but is too shy to say anything about it.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 08:44

>>187 has insufficient gibbelsig in his firepantce.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 00:41

>>188 loves his own zany quips!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 01:16

>>189 used the word 'zany' in an unironic context.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 14:49

>>190 is an english professor

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 16:34

>>191 is an english crossdresser

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 00:17

>>192 is English.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 00:33

>>193 speaks english

195 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5152 03:34

>>194
Doesnt speak, instead, uses a keyboard attached to his wheelchair to type, and has a robotic voice talk for him.

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 06:08

>>195 is obviously doing nothing with his life, therefore his criticism of anyone is not valid.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 06:33

>>196 obviously doesn't believe in free speech, therefore he is a communist. By extension, he is also Chinese and thus has no sense of humor.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 09:43

>>197 is obviously a japanese, was ordered to spy on the Chinese during the war but was captured beaten and raped because he thought it would be funny to write "DICK" on Mao's head.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 13:03

>>198 is bitter because he wasn't captured, beaten and raped

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 13:14

ペニスを楽しんでいます人は>>198さんです。

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 16:56

>>200 fears his father.

202 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 18:30

>>201 is the father of >>200

203 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 20:48

>>202 is the mother of >>200

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 22:11

>>203 takes cock deeply, much like >>200 secretly admits

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 23:21

>>200>>201>>202>>203>>204 forgot to insult >>199

206 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 23:42

>>205 thinks he runs the joint.

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 01:07

>>206 is to stupid to realize that >>205 is indeed squeeks.

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 01:32

>>207 actually IS Squeeks. OH SNAP!

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 03:27

>>208
Is the one making all those fucking retarded threads lately and should be promptly hung, drawn, and quartered.

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 05:06

>>209 is William Hung.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 09:55

>>210 buys Evian Mineral Water Spray

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 10:40

>>211 Sprays water

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 13:34

>>212 drinks "rhinewater"

214 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 13:49

>>213 Is a suprised cockfag.

215 Name: なにそれ ○、○; : 1993-09-5153 14:05

>>214 is...a butt.

216 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 15:01

>>215 Has a butt for a face.

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 15:20

>>216 is neither in employment, education, or training.

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 16:16

>>217 is in a butt.

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 16:16

>>217 farted

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 16:30

>>219 controls his wheelchair by farting.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 16:35

>>220 can't figure out how to oil the wheelchair's annoying squeeky wheel and is thus doubly annoyed. This fact annoys him to no end and so he is in fact triply annoyed.

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 16:44

>>221 is unclear on the thread's concept.

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 19:16

>>222 is unclear which man is his real father.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 19:46

>>223 is nuclear on how it is real

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 01:05

>>224 is Nuclear Man from Superman IV.

226 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 03:56

>>225 pronounces it "nook-you-ler" just like the President does.

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 04:40

>>226 places absurdly high values on minutia like pronunciation.

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 04:43

>>227 thinks head cheese is actually made of cheese.

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 05:02

>>228
Neglected to insult >>227 for neglecting to insult >>226 for forgetting that the "President" isn't the real President, not since the Second American Revolution (the silent one).

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 06:32

>>229 might as well be >>71

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 13:31

>>230 smells horrible

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 16:54

>>231 doesn't realize that things on the Internet don't have a scent.

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 19:05

>>232 says that only because he has become desensitized to his own odor after not showering since Christmas.

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 19:08

beware of >>233 the health- and hygiene-freak

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 19:51

>>234 likes to use hyphens.

236 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 22:34

>>235 tells people she lost her hyphen while riding a bicycle. But no one believes her.

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 01:42

>>236 owns a jar of pickled volvos.

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 09:58

>>237 eats the jar but leaves the pickles

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 10:34

>>238 was pickled in vinegar.

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 17:29

>>239 consumed the vinegar afterwards.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 19:22

>>240 was consumed by vinegars afterwards

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:08

>>241 is all for washing with vinegar

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:10

>>242 washes his face with vinegar

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 00:28

>>243 is A GAY

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 05:58

>>244 is TWO GAYs

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 09:11

when you're too gay, go to >>245 and he'll take care of you in a caring way.

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 10:21

>>246 stares at womens boobies.

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 10:54

>>247 uses the word "debunked" to mean "ignored."

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 14:08

>>248 believes that science is about consensus, and truth is subject to majority vote.

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