ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:27

>>49 shat upon himself in the dark of the night, because he missed >>50get

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 13:50

>>50 turned the rectum on himself

52 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 15:18

>>51 is turned on by his own rectum.

53 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 15:35

>>52 has yet to master the art of witty repartee. OH! OWNED!!!!

54 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 17:15

>>53 thinks people still say OWNED!!!!

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 01:17

>>54 is a gracious host, but his meatloaf often can turn out somewhat dry.
I feel I have to take an extra drink of water to swallow gracefully.
It pains me to share this criticism, but I hope you can use it to better complement your already more than sufficient life skills.

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 07:47

>>55 has a morally casual mother.

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 15:25

>>56 is a casualty of his mother's morality.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 15:48

>>57 was caused by his mother's lack of morality.

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 16:56

>>58 was caused by his aunt's lack of morality

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 19:43

>>59 has no morality due to his aunt.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:42

>>60 has sudden mortality due to his aunt.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:45

>>61 has a sudden death round of Curling due to his uncle.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:58

>>62 is from a country where curling is popular.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:59

>>62's second cousin cracked >>62's skull with a nine iron.

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 23:04

>>64 is a very slow typist.

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 00:37

>>65 is a very kind rapist.

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 00:45

>>66 likes to drink ape piss.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 01:40

>>67 takes Ape Tit for $200.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 01:56

>>68 is stuck back in the late 90's when SNL Jeopardy jokes still held humor.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 04:21

>>69 doesn't realize it's clearly still 1993.

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 06:06

>>70 Is poop.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 09:43

>>71 is slow to uptake new stimulus

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 13:12

>>72 is not stimulating

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 17:41

>>73 pushes his personal deficiencies on others

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 17:44

>>74 smiles too much.

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 20:17

>>75 has a mouthful of rotten and wooden teeth.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:01

>>75 only has one rotting wooden tooth

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:35

>>77 has a mouthful of used condoms.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 06:11

>>78 is a used condom.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 13:18

>>79 is what happens when you don't use a condom.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 16:53

>>79 is what happens when you don't use a shotgun.

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 17:06

>>81 is what happens when your shotgun doesn't kill them, just leaves them permanently brain-damaged.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 19:51

>>82 has bird shot for a brain

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:03

>>83 eats bird shit on a daily basis.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:08

>>84 prefers panda poop.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 21:42

>>85 has a constant diet of bamboo which makes his feces stringy and pungent.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5135 22:08

>>86

Cannot even find feces to eat

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5135 22:25

>>87

Is so ugly he makes Crush Cat look cute.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 02:19

>>88
said "cute" and "cat" in the same sentence

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

without mentioning me, nya~

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 03:00

>>89 is ridiculously ineffective in his self-proclaimed security role

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 04:14

>>90's moustache is laughable, but we lie and complement him on it's fullness just to further his personal embarrassment.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 14:48

>>91 has no wife, no horse, and no moustache.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 19:31

>>92 has a horse-wife.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 20:34

>>93' wife's horse has a moustache.

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 20:36

>>94 only has a nag.

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 22:11

>>95 was Mr. Hands.

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:11

>>96 has no hands

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:25

>>97 is deluded enough to think he's an admiral when he shouts All hands on the deck yet all he owns is a canoe.

99 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:30

>>98 can only dream of going out in a canoe, living in the middle of the desert.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:53

>>99 was disappointed to hear that his new canoe will not "go" in sand

101 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 02:50

>>100 is a sand panda.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 02:57

>>101 is horribly ignorant of how frightening and devastating sand pandas are. Kage Kara Mamoru should enlighten you.

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 03:59

>>102 is horribly ignorant.

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:21

>>103 is horribly.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:33

>>104 is a hor.

106 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:46

>>105 is an ibly.

107 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 06:29

>>106 is a Ghiblytard.

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 09:40

>>107 was the one posting FIREPANCE GIBBLSIG etc. all over the boards earlier in the year, amusing no one but himself.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 12:26

>>108 places Gibblsigils all over the place in a vain attempt to summon Firepancies.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:18

>>109 is a Panda.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:40

>>110's name is Amanda.

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:45

>>111's name is 4real

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:48

>>112's name is Tranfalz=(circumflexpeequew)

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:58

>>113's nametag was stolen from him a few minutes after he was born and his parents were too lazy to ask for another one to be made. Then they forgot the name, and couldn't be bothered to make up another as a replacement.

His friends call him Mike, but he knows he is living a lie.

115 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 17:05

>>114's parents only refer to him as "it".

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 20:30

>>115's parents call him "that thing".

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 00:45

>>116's parents touch >>116's thing.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 00:52

>>117 is just jealous.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 14:33

>>118 is one of >>116's parents

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 17:16

>>119 is one of >>116's parents' abortions

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 17:22

>>120 is pro-life.

122 Name: 　　 : 1993-09-5138 22:23

>>121 is pro-death

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 23:53

>>122 is a prophylactic.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:23

>>123 is pro-lactation

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:24

>>123 puts >>122 on daily.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:28

>>125 missed the train and got pooped on by squeeks.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 21:29

>>126 was invited to speak at a prestigious American university.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 21:39

>>127 Ran from the podium after the university president insulted him.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 01:34

>>128 was laughed at during a presentation at the Sorbonne. >>128 vowed vengeance, but ended up a laughingstock.

>>128 also smells bad.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:23

>>129 is known in the far east as Berubiisu-san.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 15:39

>>130 is a wap.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 15:40

When >>131 is flat, he go wap wap wap.

133 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 21:10

>>132 thinks insinuating in bad English that somebody is a tire is a good insult.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:25

>>133 publicly stated that there are no homosexuals in Iran

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 00:27

>>134 was outed in Iran and then outed from the country.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 00:58

>>135 is on the outs.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 03:03

>>136 has no penis.
Alternately if >>136, in reality, actually lacks a penis, she has a penis for the purposes of this insult.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 03:04

>>136 exclusively uses normal-type pokemon in his trainer battles. I mean, come on, guy; How naive are you?

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 06:57

>>137 is indecisive, so I fucked his mother.

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:22

And thus, >>139 fucked a Panda.

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:21

>>140 watched and enjoyed.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:47

>>141's opinion is distasteful to me, so therefore he is a child.

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 19:39

>>142
Does not post as Boon.

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 20:14

>>143
Cannot properly spell Buun.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 20:31

>>144
Posts as Boon.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 20:35

>>145 sits on a broom

handle

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 20:50

>>146 is at sea, yet rhymes worse than a candle!

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 22:18

>>147 graduated college, but can only panhandle!

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 03:25

>>148 put his foot under a stall, then resigned amidst scandal.

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