maybe >>1 would be better with descriptions...
I have seen all of these already.
Although 3. is my favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fd1Ua1kReE
CHOCO PARTY!
Nice float
ぐるぐるぐる ぐーる ぐる
Useless Knee-eee-eee-eee-eees
( ◕ ヮ◕) That videos blewd my mind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBAMUaT4Ao
Emma posts on DQN as ( ・∀・)
R.I.P. James Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBGxgAT-9U4
Popular Japanese Musician that is Popular Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwsSDU6dRI
FREEZE FRAME!
>>36
There are no words nor AA pasta for what I am feeling about this video.
>She looks like she's going to puke!
I've always thought that'd be what seeing an angel is like. There's disbelief, a brief desire to laugh, and then sheer horror as the angel delivers the Wrath of God(tm) .
( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ o゚) no!
( ゚ д゚) !
( ゚ O゚) !!
( ゚ Д゚) !!!!!
( ´Д`)
( ・-・)
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・)
( ・-・)
( ・-・)
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Mittens, your camwhoring wasted another precious minute in my life.
Gatchamna meets Borat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqktPHQoOHo
>>56 That was pretty melty dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqyGeHiGl3s
(-_-メ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhyDVScdWbc
Did you know that Dawn is Hikari's American na- Oh man, this video is so bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houCV-ix5sU&feature=related
My name is TAK
I'm hung like a black
Number 1 in the world
That ain't whack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCNym6sO3E
It's Bob Sapp Time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY
It's a piece of cake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h8hwaS1Dig
This is really useful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ERASgAzF4 DQN-quality!
Someone needs to do something like this for Third Verse ( ・∀・)
>>84
I'm the maker of that video. I could do one but I'd need some ideas first as it is 6:07 long and it seems like a favourite among many and I wouldn't want to screw up.
I'd imagine Miku would have to be a visual in some way since she is a key singer. Also, maybe a visual representation of the BLACK ANGLE OF DEATH.
I'd envision a minimalist intro up until the UPHILL part, where the part right after would go absolutely nuts.
I've thought about this a bit, actually, because I'm interested someday to step it for Stepmania. But then...all of Title would have to be stepped to make it really good. And put in a course called Title. A 97.5-minute SM course. Yeah. Not to mention Second Verse is nearly impossible to sync correctly because it's improvised.
...
anyone up for taking on a Stepmania Title project?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnw4WlZJX0
EXTREME PARKING
>>88
DQN parking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uLECuGK07U
VIP parking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2thiHahGDc4
>>92 is possibly the single most DQN thing I have ever seen. I do not know whether to be impressed or horrified.
I don't think we're gonna top that one for a while, but... the thread must go on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNzq949sPo
For all your Itsukyon needs.
If http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnW3ryMmAdQ isn't DQN quality I don't know what is.
>>105
Holy shit, that is the most DQN quality thing I've ever seen.
>>115
A video of a goat's throat being cut. A child was helping, and there were several people taking pictures on their mobiles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ghBT2xUM0
IT TOOK ME 100 FUCKING MINUTES OF SIFTING THROUGH SHITTY 3D HORRIBAD UNCANNY VALLEY CREEPY AND ALMOST-PORN-GAME ALMOST-ADS ONLY LOSERS WOULD EVER LOOK AT JUST TO FIND A VIDEO THIS QUALITY YOU CAN TAKE YOUR yadda yadda i was never very good at this meme
>>117
I recognized that as Ievan Polkka at the very first note. That's pretty scary.
This one's not on Youtube, but I feel it is DQN Quality regardless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-gGes6qig
No-one can escape the wrath of Fried Shrimp!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaWImVAE0f8
I love how almost the videos in the first 50 posts are removed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU5cMlHf8ds
I'm a bit happier man after this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_MphtzCOEc
I think this has made my day.
>>146
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYaM3_wJpg
> The D in DQN stands for Derpy.
Mr. >>148, this is somewhat SAoVQ related, isn't it?
Anyway, here is me: http://youtu.be/Y084tQLDIj0
The uploader had to use a non YouTube service to actually get to the DQN part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NS8jaW1iIc
http://vimeo.com/13238044
Also, we did not need to see >>150 naked. Nobody does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhsmzD4bySk
also new tripcode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Nn2Czmuuo
Japanese Coast Guard Performs AKB48's Aitakatta While Dressed as Schoolgirls.
>>155
Something you do may always be funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0v0v64SIRQ
One of the most DQN quality videos to come from Fred&Sharon in a while!
http://www.wimp.com/wrongthing/ is for dokyuns everywhere.
馬鹿の勘違い情報で、一般家庭とヤクザを間違う日本ってwww
ヤクザ保護して、一般家庭を攻撃してるやつら誰だwww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjiaXpsuxE8
it's reka video!
>>178
Why the hell is he using a dinner knife for spreading preserves !?
Where's the goddamn spreader ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxjpnbVC5ns
words cannot describe how awesome this is
>>180 the best part of it is hearing my own voice squirreltuned at the end.
Not even kidding, I forgot I even recorded that clip.
_ ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Kneading tits! Kneading tits!
⊂彡
Eeeh? Are there actual 19 year olds here? I mean, you weren't even born when Eternal September hit the net!
Probably I'm just sore because I'm not that creative.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU Bees. My God.
Why on earth has this not been linked here yet?
http://youtu.be/23IguahgLM8
I, for one, am proud of NCorea's spectacular achievements.
http://youtu.be/YIzZTFyj4Cs
Good night, king of nida.
http://youtu.be/SC4w8Uzvd-A every DQN deserves a mausoleum like this.
>>227 ahhh wow that's so weird I've just been speaking to my mum's new boyfriend for the first time tonight and we found common ground over our love for Run-DMC
ttp://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=gC20o-J355- (*NSFW warning**)
http://youtu.be/BNZUeJ22V7U just look at these fast Coreans
http://youtu.be/NS9e-dGyCQA
Good bye, Kitaguni. Our meeting isn't supposed to happen after all.
http://youtu.be/p51wLfw_QSc
I'm studying English.
http://youtu.be/UMIC0J04Kfw Corean DQN-educational animation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zkDKzCR8I0
I cannot believe I actually watched all of this.
http://youtu.be/KJMUQJcVyiE
By the way, is Homestuck worth reading? Is it good?
>>277 It is decent, but the fans are kind of terrible. Problem Sleuth was better.
>>275
I'm not sure if that was hilarious because I'm drunk or because it's actually hilarious. Or both.
>>279
If http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk is also hilarious, it's because you're drunk. If it's merely cute, then it's not because you're drunk. :3 KITTEH
I just made this for you, DQN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iicQBm_7rG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpyAmxwtJ1Y
These animations...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20IpSch8sSk
Dear gods, I can just see the new flags: TESCO VALUE COUNTRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkoHAzjnUs Finally some actual numberplates! Their absence in IV bugged me to hell and back.
that's pretty cool, I didn't know Roland made anything other than synths really.
Panda of having shitted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8PEOBEOapU
QUALITY VIDEO EDITING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5PnxH08tqo
i'm a big fat butt
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17942201
Now this is the kind of (」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー! I can get behind.
http://vimeo.com/10281433
Warning: disturbing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukYIJhc_C8 Warning: NSFW. Probably not safe at home either.
>>349
He's Gilbert Gottfried. Squinting and screaming is his stage persona. He's sort of well known in the US.
As I suppose I should also post a video link, here's something that contains little or no Gilbert Gottfried: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Cx68oSy2o
This video contains content from WMG and Time S.p.A., one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
>I love to wiggle the whole thing.
Well, that's one thing we can agree on.
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=999&n=Assassin.swf&w=400&h=300
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEcur0k8EwQ
Look what I just _exume_d.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSkm5Whr14
RETURN OF EXTREME PARKING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcXqyfPxNgE
01'07": Terminal addiction symptoms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOTWk8VZAQ
You might recognize this singer-songwriter from the 2007 Tokyo Governor election. In retrospect, he couldn't have been all that much worse at the job than Ishihara.
>>373
Nico Nico Douga loved this guy, almost as much as Angry German Kid. But he'll never be an as beloved icon as Billy Herrington.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc7F-ofoCEU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueqvgg6SkMI (work warning: contains prosthetic boob)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_trHR0PDP4 hey, it's the train I rode to school every morning!
>>393
2IOuUBm4_Fw is more quality than you might ever hope to achieve. Anyway, you aren't contributing, so you might as well jump through a glass (pretending that you believe you can fly, and videotape it).
The Hypocritical Circlejerk of DQN
>>395
fyi, i contribute without tripping. at this point i don't even remember how much i contributed, but it has to be something like 8% of the thread so far.
i don't think you understand what quality videos are at this point. please contribute anonymously so you won't be a repeat offender.
All right, enough of your fucking bitching everyone.
Here is a quality video for your entertainment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepCz6EMVwo
>>398
If you weren't contributing anonymously, it could be easily proven that you don't have a slightest idea about quality. Also, who are you to determine what is quality? You are a part of a herd. And what was my offence? I refuse to mix with the herd.
Let me tell you, being in a herd is against the concept of elitism, and it can't be considered as ironic. It's degrading.
Back in the day DQN was a community of independent posters who shared their wit. But nowadays it can only be perceived as a museless herd. And the fact that I'm in disgrace is a proof.
FYI, these questions are rhetoric. I'm not open for a further discussion on this topic.
>>396
Precisely. (Punch Ctrl+W to complain!)
Here's your video of the day: http://youtu.be/v22FLMaReyk
>posters who shared their wit
but you don't have any wit to share...
shit video as well, i love everything by cboyardee and mlp but that was shit, didn't have any of what made the original so good
>>401
FYI, you are a disgrace, an individualist, and kind of a dick. These are not negotiable points.
And anything anyone says to get a point across is rhetoric, dumbass.
>>405
You didn't get it, did you? I mocked your perceived intellectual ability. I'm going to call you a cock next time. It should be easier for you to understand.
>>406
Oh, I got it. I don't care. You don't know who I am; that's by design. But what you said was that you're not open for a further discussion. You discussed further. You, sir, are a lying jerk.
>>408,409
When I work my way into the government, I'll make sure that you, kids, are kept at schools during summer.
Have some oldskool spirit: https://www.youtube.com/v/dHyYLZTdfPE
>>416
Perhaps the same could be said of all YouTube videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L26b2OTM9eo
>>418, please don't derail the quality by missing your intended thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ctv_i4Anfc
I like how some of the people are obviously shocked and disgusted but are trying to cover it up on the chat, forgetting they're in front of a webcam...
( ´‿ゝ`) Brevity is the something of wit. Can I have some brevity?
>This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Fever Productions LLC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S254di_PMk
"Ear rape warning" indeed.
http://youtu.be/PECBK5L-FaA Good bye, Mitt "Mittens" Romney...
http://youtu.be/KEScrN-OqG0 how to win on ps3
http://youtu.be/4lK3E-LHeOY kids with guns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb87qir7Cs (speakers down, you don't want the quality to burn your ears out)
>>536 I had subscribed to that guy and he just uploaded that the other day. Some weird guy in his room making shit music but I have a thing for weirdos making shit music. I wanted to comment on that one saying I liked it and we thought it was funny but I commented on a video of him singing and playing guitar just the other day and I was worried I'd creep him out...
>>536
I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret, and if you don’t believe I’mma kill your shit.
More to the point, try searching for exact phrases that are too clever by half (this is how I came across >>524). Or try making queries in a foreign language you only kind of understand. Chances are someone dumber than you already said it and they said it on YouTube because it was dumb.
>>537
Oh I see. He seems like a pretty cool guy, cross-dresses and stuff. I would hang out with him until I become too frightened to stay in the room with him.
>>538
Oh I see. The guy who made that video seems pretty cool, gives TED speeches and stuff. I would hang out with him until I become too intellectually intimidated to stay in the room with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCPeEcg2GGs
PRAISE BE Unto the GSL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELe8NY72aqc
Incredible! They really do say "nida"!
>>557,558
no, you're mishearing "sumnida". it is something like korean for "desu".
>>573 is this DQN quality because someone has made a 25-minute video of themselves talking to a chatbot?
http://youtu.be/PScmuQIB-W8 speaking of Andrews and DQN..
http://youtu.be/pYo799o4fiI?t=5m21s MATHEMATICAL!
>>598 I am not sure, but I find it to be sufficiently DQN to be posted twice if that is indeed the case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0 is also DQN quality, in my opinion.
>>598
CTRL+F: t7ta
Probably one of the links here had this video in "related" and we both watched it. Or we looked at somebody's youtube channel and saw that he liked this video.
if there's a place for cat videos on the internet, i wouldn't have thought this thread would be one
>>619,621 these are internet-pleb quality and do not belong in a DQN QUALITY VIDEOS THREAD or the Elitist Superstructure itself
i like cats
TAKE THIS CAT LOVERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDO6Cl-McVo
>>623
That video's blatantly photoshopped; everyone knows what would really happen if a cat were confronted with a train.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0b5pr_MuvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEB4Xc9QsFo
I have no idea what this is but it seems pretty DQN quality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FmRZEYa1Q
The extraterrestrial looks like Michael Jackson!
http://youtu.be/_GelSyL71F8
"Rainy story", based on Joan Aiken's "The Baker's Cat". Animated by Soyuzmultfilm in 1988.
>>638
http://youtu.be/_-fgbICIu7w
HD for people who prefer sharp pixel art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2K7FsNGOrs
i watch this every day
>>660
Why on earth would you post this video here? It's the same sort of crap that Edison used in his smear campaign against alternating current. I mean that electrocuting an elephant video: http://youtu.be/Gr6xBz-h99U
>>661
I agree with your objection but not your motivation -- if you are taking the video as a “smear campaign” against whatever it is against.
It is the case that shock tactics are most often counter-effective, so >>660 is DQN in the worst way.
As a rebuttal video to both, I present http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkSyjuIeXI
http://youtu.be/0rwv5d7zGNA
Is it good? It says GAINAX on it.
I hate viral advertisement but you can't deny this shit is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruB-O7onCtk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHMQ2DZAD78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qozb_79S968
so I heard you like sandstorm...
(posting here because the area is down...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0 TIME FOR A KNUCKLES SANDWICH!
http://youtu.be/XmsbZnOui58 LOL LOL, REINSTALL, I DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE ANYWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL5JslyuknU Microsoft is 10,000 people in one location in Seattle playing Nerf football at 2 o'clock in the morning. Microsoft is a cult!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw
Verification: deuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiWsVNy7sBo "Onii-chan Bath Assault"
http://youtu.be/aDFSExNoslI
It's gaming apparently
>>761
Laughing my fucking ass off.
Also, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
>>769
You probably meant http://youtu.be/N7bwbl6UHU8
https://twit ter.com/ILikeStapler
http://youtu.be/-Wh0CyX1NKE
(several hours later) (several hours later) (several hours later) (several hours later)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfstWh7OV8
I never noticed how close spoken Japanese is to the sounds cats make until I watched this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9R09V2zTE
Don't forget to turn on captions if you don't speak 妹語.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htxgt6qVaKA you named this video dqn-kun
>>840
I really want to know what this is. All I have is the title "the mmd video you all want to experience on the oculus rift". Does someone have a download link?
http://youtu.be/E9zizktz81c
>>842, it was this, basically, but with Miku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAkqQxftCbw no i am not some creepy adult in case that was a bit weird :D
(屮゚д゚)屮 WHY couldn't you have checked the thread before pressing reply?
>>925
He takes time to read instructions then fails to play the game properly and blames it on the game.
http://youtu.be/_RF46dsqy4g
What the hell is wrong with youtube's player!
Captcha: gey
>>985
I didn't know there was a second part!
http://youtu.be/bOD2-mRphTI