(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You know, the hardest part of being an intellectual in today's climate is that nobody pays attention to my idiotic suggestions.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ I'm senile.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I've set up a site called realclimate.org to support our conspiracy against the average to dull-average of the world. I'm most proud of the subtle but pervasive "Don't worry your pretty little heads about it" feel to my articles and comment responses.

（ ｀ハ´）っ-̾ Mmm, that's good opium.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Thinking hard is very taxing on your metabolism. If I can't acquire cake soon, my body will start consuming itself.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ None of the little people have brought me cake. I'm very disappointed.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ While you ready my cake, allow me to entertain you. Did you know that the plural form of gâteau is gâteaux? Well, not that it matters, just one would be enough.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My website is the best place for deep intellectual discussions. In this field, it is beyond compare with any rival. It's a place where cool heads prevail and logic rules. Pay no attention to my self-abosrbed outbursts. Us geniuses are given to... certain... eccentricities of character.

( ・-・) Don't you mean "We geniuses..."?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ (;・-・) AGH

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When I use we in the same sentence as the word genius, then it is always the Royal We.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The best thing about Affirmative Action is the sheer contempt it shows for those it claims to help. The whole program basically tells them that they couldn't make it on their own, and they need help to get anywhere in life.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ …

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ sigh...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Curse you, you magnificent obsession.

（・∀・） lol smoking is bad for u

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Life is an annoying series of interruptions by the intellectual underclass.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There is little that distinguishes the modern socialist from a jealous little girl.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There is little that distinguishes >>64 from a Panda.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Don't you have some tedious 'insult the previous poster' thread to occupy your time with?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Don't you have some tedious 'Politics @4-ch' board to occupy your time with?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I feel that it's time to point out that there is still an appalling lack of cake here in front of me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Though perhaps the cake is nothing but an elaborate carrot-and-stick ruse perpetrated upon me by some malevolent organization.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Only if it's a cupcake, register jockey.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Cupcakes in general have become too mainstream for my eclectic tastes.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - Personally I find muffins more of an intellectual challenge, maximising blueberry taste while minimising damaged inflicted by rogue crumbs.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AND I WAS ALL LIKKE YEAHHHH BABY HAPPY ENDING AWWWWWRITE

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - Isn't it strange strange that so few have the confidence to demonstrate their sexuality in such an aurally stimulating manner?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I post on dqn.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I know a fellow who despises the Mona font so much, he doesn't let his browser render AA at all. Instead, he prints out hex dumps of all the characters, and draws the result with calligraphy. He's trying to sell his work to some museums, but they're not buying them because they're all phillistines.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And yes, the drawings themselves are phillistines.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I find it difficult to reconcile my disgust of animal-fucking with my personal enjoyment of animal-killing-and-eating. If only there were an easy way to look down on filthy, bestial deviants without resorting the lifestyle of an effeminate, misanthropic vegan.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think Grey Poupon is a pretty cool guy. eh asks for mustard and doesn't afraid of anything.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The problem with society today is that we, the intellectual elite are no longer afforded the same luxuries as we previously were

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I often drink tea by the fireside whilst pondering cold fusion.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have decided that the masses don't deserve cold fusion, and have started to put my mind to better use

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have taken several independent online IQ tests; I measured in the 99th percentile, my Aura is Purple, and Monica is what Friends character I am.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I scored 158 on the online IQ test. They offered to send me a more detailed analysis for $4.95, but I felt I already knew more than enough about what a genius I am.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My name has been published in "Who's Who in My Local Area". I've purchased ten copies of this book to pass out to friends and family.

( ≖‿≖)っ Psst..! Come over here..!

(-_-メ) Okay...what you want?

( ≖‿≖)っ You gonna get raped, lol.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sigh...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Somebody left the idiot cage door open again.

(-_-メ) Rape is an ideal way of satisfying yourself sexually.

（ ｐ ｍ ｑ ） I find wearing two monocles at a time while simultaneously trimming my mustache and reading the newspaper to be extremely satisfying, in several ways which I shall refrain from enumerating here. So much more satisfying than rape, really.

（ ´_⊃｀）What if nobody's willing to rape you?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We child prodigies were too rare, too scattered to be easily sampled and generalized about, at least till the Net...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But the result is, I've spent my life being mistaken for a strange gifted person. I'm not. Gifted, I mean (strange, sure, I'll cop to that one). I'm something as different from gifted as gifted is from average. I look just as eccentric to the gifted as to normal people.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But are my oddities really personal? When I study the lives of others in the same IQ range, I suddenly look rather normal--in fact, more socialized than most. I'm not in jail, haven't killed myself or died of stress-related illness. That puts me well up on the functional side of the over-180 IQ group right there. Terman's classic long-range study chose two examples for this group and said they'd managed "perhaps the best adjustment that can be made..." Five years after picking these two, a follow-up study found them both dead: cancer and suicide. Suddenly mere allergies and social isolation don't look so bad...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Which of the eccentricities of a genius are neuroses or defenses? Which arise from the biochemical quirks that create extreme giftedness? Which are individual character traits, and which are merely habits of any highly intellligent person? Which are the results of a different maturational process? Which arise from living among people who can't understand you? Unless you have known a reasonably representative sample of geniuses, (and who has?) it's better to ask than assume you know. You probably don't.

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(″･ิ_･X)っI say...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I created a vacuum.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- But you suck harder than the vacuum I've created.

Sometimes when I'm with an intellectually inferior person, I like to string large words together with no real meaning. That way the undecipherabely confusing things I say just sound doubly intelligent. Then that person will tell their smarter friend that I'm super-smart, and when they come to sample some of my genius I will tell them to go away because they are not smart enough for me. I seem like I am too intellectual for him and this annoys and confuses him because his friend keeps saying how smart I am and he wants to know but he can not because he is not worthy!!!

>>101

YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THIS CHARADE FOR LONG M.U.S.G.!!!!! IT IS I WHO WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-　I want drugs. Psychedelic Drugs. Now that's funnier then rape and makes rape funnier.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ First, I must state that I'm not vain. Other people are. Accommodating them is my responsibility. Thus, I tried a few glasses today. I think of using something with a large rectangular black rim, to convey my intellectual disposition.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But glasses without correction wouldn't work. No gentleman educated in the science of refraction would fall for this. Myopia is the only thing that would fit my character, but my frequent reading of complicated material did not make me imperfect in that regard. I think of using corrective contact lenses, to allow me to wear corrective glasses of a strength calculated as to nullify both corrections.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You might think myself unintelligent for taking up a smoking habit, but the fool would be you.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The first modern, nationwide tobacco ban was imposed by the Nazi Party in every German university, post office, military hospital and Nazi Party office, under the auspices of Dr Karl Astel's Institute for Tobacco Hazards Research, created in 1941 under direct orders from Adolf Hitler himself.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If you disagree with my hobby, you are a NAZI.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I still reserve the right to call you a NAZI for any other reason or none at all.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And do not even try to use Godwin's law on me. This sort of internet terrorism shouldn't fly in bulleting boards populated by grown-up.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I am thinking of making my own online IQ test. None of them are accurate enough.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have learned about various technologies today. I think using Seaside could help me get associated with the right crowd, and Smalltalk is sufficiently obscure in the mainstream to hint at a wide and intimate knowledge of computer technology.
It's not like I have great needs, but if you are to rate the intelligence of other people, you have to display the right attitude.

I have scored 161 on the first version of my online IQ test. I am confident that it is more accurate than the tests I took previously.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sorry for not looking at you while talking. Working too much made me forgot my manners. Please pardon my eccentricities, we geniuses can sometimes be slightly idiosyncratic.

http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1136501769/

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ How can a thread be so overwhelmingly famous, and yet, so very... dead?

>>113
You also seem to have discovered post cloning.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- As a long-time hobby, I like to explore the anal cavities of Northern Patagonia seagulls with proper instrumentation to learn their alimentary habits. The rugosity of the latter tract of their cloacas has proven to be directly linked to a diet based on sardines, which are abundant due to a rise in ocean's temperature.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Not only did I partake of a cupcake this morning, but I partook of the happiest cupcake.

>>109

I scored 175 on my version. It is much better than your version. I included five options on the multiple choice parts!! Maybe the next version will have six!!

FrenchOK?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Je suis un genius, mon ami.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Vont de suis, le dudu des wan?

( ˃ ヮ˂) OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That routine's a classic!

(　・∀・）　That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

Great, how is he going to get past the voice recognition security system?

^Awaiting voice password identification...^

Omelette du... Fromage?

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

Omelette du! Fromage....

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

Omelette du fromaaagggeeee!!!!!

^Working.....^

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　It is this intellectual's opinion that this thread was best when DQN didn't quite "get it" and used it to impotently insult other people's views.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Indubitably.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Assuredly.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Contrafibulatory.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I might concur with >>125, but I am not of the "stupidhead" variety. Ho ho ho.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Invariably.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I am a intelligent artistic minded individual!

>>131 A furry?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Wearing fur is a sign of superior wealth and distinction. Just ask Puff Daddy.

>>133
Pretending you are made of fur, however, is a sign of stupidity and faggotry.

>>134
Pretending? He's fur real, yo!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm a genius, because nobody else admits it in me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Keep saying that, and one day, you might experience it through television.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I not only experienced it through television, but was told by my teacher, yes, my academic instructor. I was told by my educator that I was a genius, thus implying that I am smarter than school. I have to go now, because I am doing trigonometry homework. Yeah, a lot of people "do" trigonometry, but no one understands it. I am the only one who understands the intimate relationship between the sine and the unit circle, and this is because I read a book by David Hilbert.

( ・-・) - I tried to microwave my cup noodles but forgot the water...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-' I'm bisexual and it's the best sexual in the world.

( ・-・) But hetero comes from the Greek word heteros, meaning different. Doesn't a misunderstood genius want to be different from everybody else? Bi would mean you're compatible with everybody!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>138 I hope that was either sarcasm (9%) or the result of a brain tumor (90%),
because the remaining 1% is that you're an educated moron.
Either way you're a moron. Bringing up layman math and declaring yourself a genius is borderline laughable.
And since when did school teachers recognize geniuses, genius?
I choose to think of this aforementioned idiocy as a jest.

( ・-・) H-hey, shut up!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-You are an inferior intellect who failed to notice I was addressing a pseudo-intellectual who was lowering the level of discourse on this thread with his juvenile ramblings. Somewhat like you.

( ・-・) No, seriously, that's not funny ( ;_; )