Warning: This thread is sexist and only meant for guys. Reading it as a girl is allowed, but pointless although perhaps amusing. However I have no intention to resolve equity by making a counterpart thread for girls. You have been warned.
I take it most here know about Ranma1/2 and I'm sure that even without it, you must at least once have considered this situation:
What if one day you woke up in your own room and found out you've now got a fully developed girl's body. What would you do?
-For me, I'd probably go into a toyshop, buy tabletennisballs, return home and then try shooting them around the room. (I think you know what I mean)
Can simulate orgasm > unable to simulate erection.
I'd try to shit, since I am told girls don't poop.
Has to wear make up and clothes and act a certain way or will be socially rejected by everyone < Can be as ugly or stupid as you want and, although you might occasionally be made fun of, still have friends and be tolerated.
No one likes ugly or stupid women, but everyone has at least one ugly or stupid man as a friend.
>>50
I dunno about stupid. I think for a man to get by being stupid, he'd have to be at least socially smart, and that counts in my book.
>>50
And people love stupid women. I mean, maybe not to marry, but like the women in porn are usually dumb as bricks.
I'm pretty sure >>36 had the right idea. Why, oh why can I not test out this theory?
>>40
Getting kicked in the nuts isn't even a tenth as painful as childbirth for most women. First-timers, though. Babies tend to get out more painlessly the second and third time. Don't forget that being in labour is a very long process, anything from half a day to more than a day.
There is massive tissue damage involved, the cervix not only dilates but also gets ripped up, and so might the vaginal canal. Sometimes more than that gets ripped up....
Apparently dozens of women a day (in my country) rip up their colon/anus in the process of giving birth, according to statistics from 2004.
Way to take the fun out of a topic, >>55...
has anyone said DP yet?
>>56
Nah. Still fun, as long as you avoid getting pregnant in your female form.
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I'd be pretty pissed at first, what with my inferior brain and reproductive system. Eventually, though, I'd get over it, get dolled up and hit the bars/clubs for sexy studs (hopefully with lots of money too).
DP - double penetration
I would so test out the buzzer of my mobile phone for 'teasability'
I'd SO go out and get a manicure.
I could masturbate twice as much. Yeah, I would become a fujoshi fer sure.
I'd have a hard time explaining to my parents...
Sing along to chick music without having to ensure an empty house and locked doors.
maybe go around and give unexpected pleasure to virgins to shy to come out into the world of picking up girls? Sneaking into their room at night and having them wake up while I've just finished wrapping their craving brother in a condom, hovering a few centimeters above before the 'hidden embrace'?
ugh... maybe not
>>76
I bet you haven't tried this, then: http://www.vibelet.com/
My voice chip is female.
( E-E) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
prob stay in and explore then get some totty in and have a big lesbo orgy lol, also get drunk a lot fast = less money on nights out, or i could get bought drinks (SORTED) :P
Do the same shit I always do, except possibly masturbate more.
I don't know why you'd masturbate more, it's decidedly tougher for a girl to get off and the only benefit is a longer orgasm that feels the same.
Why bother?
Because the journey is half the fun. Orgasm is the destination, but getting there in two minutes is peculiarly unfulfilling.
I'm happy to see that you so readily grasped the essence of my idle thoughts.
exactly, but don't grasp the essence of his idle thoughts too tightly, again for timing concerns
well, I was sent through a time paradox and was turned into a girl. Fact is we do poop and fart. A reflex keeps our anus from opening unless the nearest person is 10 miles away. Once the hazardous waste is let out, OCD causes us to make the evidence disappear no matter what the cost. Next, we discharge several cans of air freshner, if girls were to go extinct, our global warming issues would diminish greatly.
If I were to become a girl I would bump this topic!
Normally people bumping long dead threads pisses me off slightly, not because I hate old threads but because they have a tendency to be absolutely shit. Case in point:
> [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS].
This thread, however, I can tolerate. More than that, I can participate!
If I were a girl, I'm not sure much would actually change about me. After the obligatory masturbating frenzy I guess I would still be a shut-in, I'd just have more of a craving for cock.
>thread is only for guys
>basically the Internet version of a Yorkie sweet
>in b4 "no girls on the Internets"