I hate >>71 with all of my burning fire.

ITT WE HATE >>71

>>71 is a filthy pus dribbling zit on the inner asscheek of humanity.

>>71 is more fun popped.

Don't listen to them, >>71.
You're a remarkable human being with great talents.

>>71 is what the cat brought in, then refused to eat.

>>71 is a pathetic excuse of a human being that needs to wiped out from this existence since >>71 shames us as specie.

>>71 is DQN.

>>71 did WTC

>>71 hasn't even posted yet, why are you all hating on him?

>>71 is such a terrible person that >>1 had to travel back in time and warn us of his post, that's why.

>>71 has nothing to offer to civilized society except for his swift departure.

>>71 is the alpha and the omega.

>>71 has much love to give.

>>71 is a Panda

Fuck >>71. Fuck him right in his fucking ear, the stupid fucking cunt

A long time ago, >>71 was my best friend. Then >>71 went and did a terrible thing. I was at the local Secretary of state, in line to renew my license and I was waiting there for at least an hour before they called my number. As soon as they called my number >>71, who was in line after me and couldn't wait any longer to have his number called, ripped up my ticket (number 70, oh the irony), and punched me in the face so hard that he left me unconscious for about 3 hours. So yeah, >>71 is a terrible person and I hate him.

Shun the nonbelievers! >>71 will come down from Heaven to rule over the righteous and smite the unworthy! Cower before >>71!

I used to be a good friend of >>71, until I found what it was he was doing with all those plastic straws he kept borrowing every now and then.

It was so traumatising that I can barely sleep at night, thank you >>71 for ruining my life.

>>17 Seriously?

Shit, >>71 sounds like a real asshole.

>>71 wasted his chance to make an amusing post and just posted uninteresting drivel and/or insulted himself.

Give >>71 a break guys! Even if all he does is kick people in the nads, imagine what he'd do if he was born with ARMS too.

>>71 is an idiot

I'm >>71, and I'll sue!

No you aren't, you're >>23. Quit telling lies, you're almost as bad as >>71.

No, I am >>71 !

>>71 is not real.

Oh, I wish >>71 wasn't real. Mind you, if I see him again, he's going to be the one wishing he wasn't real.

What's this faggotry?

>>71 is not only a cheater, but a sore loser too.

I'm not a number, I'm a free man!

>>30 lol, >>71 would totally say some kind of faggotry liek that.

>>71 is some kind of butt eater

/// Requesting mod to close the thread at >>70.

Denied. If we deny >>71 access to this thread, he'll just shit up other threads instead.

>>30
I laughed.

>>71 would not, as he is an uncultured plebeian.

What if it turns out >>71 is a small child?

Then >>71 would be an ugly, aggravating, and unintelligent dirtball, and a small child to boot.

>>71 is a smart and handsome young man.

>>71 is probably just a blank post or pointer to some triple-digit post

>>71 stole Maddie

>>71 does not exist

>>71 is DQN

>>71 started the riot

>>71 is U.

>>71 is >>71

>>71 is worse than >>71

>>71 is worse than Satan himself.

>>71 likes the 150 yen off meals at Yoshinoya.

>>71 doesn't like kimchee, nida.

>>71, UR MR GAY.

>>71 just plain sucks.

>>71 sits next to me in my calc class, MAN does he reak. Not only that but he picks his nose and wipes the snot all over his desk.

>>71 left the toilet seat up.

>>71 woke me up last night. I heard this terrble sound coming from under my carport, and i went down to take a look. to my horror, there was >>71, rummaging around in my garbage bin. It had been knocked down, and he was down on hands and knees, scavenging for all he was worth. By then, he'd already found the rat my cat killed, and had that in his mouth while clutching my mother's used tampons in his free hand. All I could say was "oh gods, >>71, not this again... just give it up..." but >>71 was far too engrossed in my garbage to bother making any kind of reply other than a feral grunt. I went back upstairs and tried to get back to sleep for a while, but all to no avail. After fifteen minutes, I knew i'd have to do something. So i wentdown and got the hose out. I turned it on full blast, gritted my teeth and aimed...
The instant the water hit, >>71 let out a bloodcurdling screeech that almost split my ear drums, and scampered off into the night. releived, i went back to bed, and eventualy managed to get over the horror of having sighted >>71, and fell alseep.
At around 3.am, I was awoken by the most terrible racket. It sounded like a wild pig was raping a rabid goat out there. Fearfully, i peered out of my window, and there, of course, was >>71. He'd gotten my bin out, and set everything in it on fire, and was dancing around it, making horrible sounds. I yelled for him to stop, but he only got louder. So, i opened the door, planning to make a dash for the hose again. Big mistake. the mokent i was out, >>71 dashed at lightning speed into my house, and locked me outside. There was nothing icould do. eventualy i fell alspee in my car, the doors securely locked to keep me safe from >>71. when i woke up this morning, i went inside, and thankfully >>71 was gone, along wih all my food, clothing, and many other belongings. The rest of my possessions had been strewn abou the house, and the whole place reeked of that stench that only >>71 can cause. So, all day, i've been cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Fucking >>71!!! i'm going out to buy a gun. If >>71 comes back, which im sure he will, it will be the last time.

>>71 nearly killed himself by attempting autofellatio

>>71 is the reason that eugenics was invented

>>71 is just going to say "lol internet"

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>>71 cannot touch the emergency mittens button.

>>71 is much to close to me. His very essence aggravates me.

>>71 cannot even beat Guitar Hero on easy.

>>71 is a Panda.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>71 makes me feel fluffy and warm on the inside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In comparison, that is!

>>71 is an insult by itself.

>>71 couldn't find his own ass if his hands were glued to it.

Dammit, I can smell >>71's gingivitis breath and he's still five posts away.

Goddamn, >>71 is gross.

>>71 is an insignificant.

i can smell >>71 from 3 posts away

>>71 is a beautiful friendly intelligent loveball

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>>71 Releases the emergency mittens in non-emergency situations.

Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

>>71 didn't even manage to live up to the high expectations of being shitty. What a motherfucking failure.

>>71 ceased to be non-existed and therefore fails!

>>71 didn't even realize he insulted himself. What a stupid idiot >>71 is. Don't you agree, >>71?

>>71 tries to blend in, but his mediocre nature always shows through.

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You were too late, bitch.

achoo?

This came out pretty well. >>71 truly did manage to be a fuckup.

>>77
It doesn't help that >>71's given name is "Mediocrates."

>>71 was taken by the Romans as a slave from his native Greece, put in the mines and promptly renamed Uranus for his failed method of smuggling molten silver.

>>71 is clearly not into the whole "existing in potentia only" thing.

>>71 is beneath notice.

>>186, on the other hand, is a filthy, horrible, diseased son of a bus driver.

Don't get me started on >>186, just don't.

If you thought >>71 was bad, you have not seen anything yet. Just take a look at >>186; >>71 is a brilliant and beautiful genius in comparison.

>>186 was on trial for burglary. When asked for his closing statement, he lunged across the courtroom and bit the judge's nose clean off.

It's a wonder they haven't executed the bastard.

>>186 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball.

>>186 has beady eyes.

>>71 is >>186

>>186 is like >>1, but much worse.

If >>71 and >>168 had a fight, who would win?

I hope they would kill each other.

>>168, would win 'cause he's pretty cool, not like that asshole >>186

>>71 eroded the O-Zone Layer, and >>168 did Global Warming.

>>186 is so shitty that he tries to blame his shittiness on his cool brother >>168. But he doesn't fool me for a second.

>>186's character is so low that crude oil drips from his armpits.

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