>>71 has nothing to offer to civilized society except for his swift departure.
>>71 is the alpha and the omega.
Fuck >>71. Fuck him right in his fucking ear, the stupid fucking cunt
A long time ago, >>71 was my best friend. Then >>71 went and did a terrible thing. I was at the local Secretary of state, in line to renew my license and I was waiting there for at least an hour before they called my number. As soon as they called my number >>71, who was in line after me and couldn't wait any longer to have his number called, ripped up my ticket (number 70, oh the irony), and punched me in the face so hard that he left me unconscious for about 3 hours. So yeah, >>71 is a terrible person and I hate him.
>>71 wasted his chance to make an amusing post and just posted uninteresting drivel and/or insulted himself.
Give >>71 a break guys! Even if all he does is kick people in the nads, imagine what he'd do if he was born with ARMS too.
>>71 is not real.
Oh, I wish >>71 wasn't real. Mind you, if I see him again, he's going to be the one wishing he wasn't real.
What's this faggotry?
Denied. If we deny >>71 access to this thread, he'll just shit up other threads instead.
Then >>71 would be an ugly, aggravating, and unintelligent dirtball, and a small child to boot.
>>71 is probably just a blank post or pointer to some triple-digit post
>>71 sits next to me in my calc class, MAN does he reak. Not only that but he picks his nose and wipes the snot all over his desk.
>>71 woke me up last night. I heard this terrble sound coming from under my carport, and i went down to take a look. to my horror, there was >>71, rummaging around in my garbage bin. It had been knocked down, and he was down on hands and knees, scavenging for all he was worth. By then, he'd already found the rat my cat killed, and had that in his mouth while clutching my mother's used tampons in his free hand. All I could say was "oh gods, >>71, not this again... just give it up..." but >>71 was far too engrossed in my garbage to bother making any kind of reply other than a feral grunt. I went back upstairs and tried to get back to sleep for a while, but all to no avail. After fifteen minutes, I knew i'd have to do something. So i wentdown and got the hose out. I turned it on full blast, gritted my teeth and aimed...
The instant the water hit, >>71 let out a bloodcurdling screeech that almost split my ear drums, and scampered off into the night. releived, i went back to bed, and eventualy managed to get over the horror of having sighted >>71, and fell alseep.
At around 3.am, I was awoken by the most terrible racket. It sounded like a wild pig was raping a rabid goat out there. Fearfully, i peered out of my window, and there, of course, was >>71. He'd gotten my bin out, and set everything in it on fire, and was dancing around it, making horrible sounds. I yelled for him to stop, but he only got louder. So, i opened the door, planning to make a dash for the hose again. Big mistake. the mokent i was out, >>71 dashed at lightning speed into my house, and locked me outside. There was nothing icould do. eventualy i fell alspee in my car, the doors securely locked to keep me safe from >>71. when i woke up this morning, i went inside, and thankfully >>71 was gone, along wih all my food, clothing, and many other belongings. The rest of my possessions had been strewn abou the house, and the whole place reeked of that stench that only >>71 can cause. So, all day, i've been cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Fucking >>71!!! i'm going out to buy a gun. If >>71 comes back, which im sure he will, it will be the last time.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>71 makes me feel fluffy and warm on the inside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In comparison, that is!
>>71 Releases the emergency mittens in non-emergency situations.
Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
>>71 didn't even manage to live up to the high expectations of being shitty. What a motherfucking failure.
>>71 tries to blend in, but his mediocre nature always shows through.
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You were too late, bitch.
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This came out pretty well. >>71 truly did manage to be a fuckup.
>>71 was taken by the Romans as a slave from his native Greece, put in the mines and promptly renamed Uranus for his failed method of smuggling molten silver.
>>71 is clearly not into the whole "existing in potentia only" thing.
>>186 was on trial for burglary. When asked for his closing statement, he lunged across the courtroom and bit the judge's nose clean off.
It's a wonder they haven't executed the bastard.
I hope they would kill each other.
>>186's character is so low that crude oil drips from his armpits.
>>186 came back to life after a fatal accident because Death hated him and kicked him out.