>>71 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball (232)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 01:09

I hate >>71 with all of my burning fire.

ITT WE HATE >>71

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:28

I dunno, guys, >>71 sounds about as bad as it can get. >>186 has got to be quite a fool if he can do worse than releasing the Emergency Mittens in non-emergency situations.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 10:49

>>186 releases emergency mittens whenever he gets a chance to.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 13:08

>>186 learned German so he could read the original version of Mein Kampf.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 13:41

>>186 is a wobbly Panda.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:41

>>186 not only releases Emergency Mittens in non-emergency situations, but also eats all our emergency lint!

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:55

>>186 didn't even spare the navel lint!

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:24

>>186 euthanized his faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. FOR SHAME.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 22:20

>>186 must be near. I can smell that signature leathery burnt bacon smell he exudes.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 22:38

>>186 is such a lardass his butt invades my private space from all the way over there.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 23:18

When >>186 sits around the house, it's because he's too fat to move.

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 02:46

>>186 has weird-looking testicles.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 05:29

>>186's horrific fishbreath is already curling the hairs on my arms.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 07:47

>>186 is >>183-185

183 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5169 07:57

>>186 makes me ashamed to be posting in the 180s.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 07:58

>>186 lags the server.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 07:59

>>186 can't count to himself.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 08:00

HAY GUYS WATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

187 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5169 08:04

>>1-186 ARE ALL BANNED

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 11:17

>>186 is an idiot

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 12:05

Shut your gaping pie hole, >>186!!!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 13:33

You never will believe what >>311 just said about all you guys...

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 15:11

>>186 can eat a dick for all we care. Am I rite guyz?

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 15:48

What's your problem >>190? >>311 is actually a cool guy, not that you would know, considering you have the socialisation skills of >>71 and >>186.

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 19:09

Man you guys really fucked up what could have been an amazing thread.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 20:52

Man you guys really salvaged what could have been a shitty thread.

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 01:10

>>311 just knocked over my ink bottle! FUCK YOU, >>311!

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 04:48

>>71,190,195 are JISAKU JIEN and probably sociopathic.

>>311 took me out to lunch at one of the nicest places in town, picked up the entire bill, and left a 25% tip. Then he gave me the keys to his car and walked home.

I'm stunned. I've never seen such an unarguably nice person.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 08:52

>>311 did the same for me, but in reverse, he stole my wallet and my car, after raping me.
>>196, thats MY CAR MOTHERFUCKER.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 08:56

>>311's victims eventually gave birth to >>71 and >>186

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 10:22

>>311 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball

200 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5170 11:10

>>568 IS AN AGGRAVATING UNINTELLIGENT DIRTBALL.

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 13:03

>>200 kinda sucks too. Not as bad as >>71, but still pretty sucky.

202 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5170 21:35

>>201 has been assigned banned status

203 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5170 23:34

>>202 has been assigned canned status

204 Name: Tripcode!SHH0Atuwl. : 1993-09-5171 00:03

>>203 has been assigned canned ham.

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 01:47

>>204 is a vegetarian

206 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:32

>>205 is an old librarian

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:46

>>206 is >>311

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 03:53

>>200-207 are >>71

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 04:03

You guys are all missing the point of this thread!
You're almost as clueless as >>186.

This thread is about >>71 you fools!

>>71 Probably was too stupid to even realize that he was >>71.

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 05:54

>>209
Of course >>71 was too stupid to realize that he was >>71. Based on the stupidity of that comment I'm beginning to wonder if maybe you were really >>186.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 09:11

>>210 IS BANNED FOR ABUSING ITALICS

212 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5171 09:12

>>211 IS BANNED FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY IMPERSONATE ME

213 Name: Tripcode!SHH0Atuwl. : 1993-09-5171 10:47

>>212 IS HAMMED FOR POSTING IN ALL CAPS

214 Name: sage!AzUBjrxVvs : 1993-09-5171 12:15

>>213 IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY >>211 WHILE PREOCCUPIED WITH >>212

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 19:29

SUDDENLY, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, >>71 COMES BACK AND KICKS ASS!

216 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5172 03:09

>>213 sucks because I thought of Tripcode-related names first.

217 Name: Grand Moff Tripcode : 1993-09-5172 03:49

I totally had you beat years ago.

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 15:59

>>219-999 are >>71

219 Name: sage : 1993-09-5172 16:03

>>1-1000 sage

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 21:26

>>71 still sucks.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 21:30

>>71 is Beady Eyes.

222 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:52

Is trapped in my air filter before he could contaminate my mass air sensor.

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:23

>>1-222 have not found out about >>305's diabolical plan yet.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:50

The fact that >>305 is even capable of making a diabolical plan makes him not unintelligent. Therefore, regardless of his personality and appearance, >>305 is not an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball. Since this is a thread about ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtballs, I see no point in discussing >>305. Now, if this were "ITT we attempt to thwart >>305's diabolical plan" it would be a different story altogether.

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:02

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 13:51

Y'know, when I look back at this thread, I realize that we're the reason >>71 turned into a scheming mastermind.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 02:47

>>71 likes bumping threads about him.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 05:02

>>71 is spreading propaganda in other threads and has bought out some of their support using illegal counterfeit mittens.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 05:07

(・∀・) How can I be sure my mittens are genuine, >>288?

230 Name: Lord Pentium!gcmLJO5D4c : 1993-09-5634 19:29

>>229
As a spokesperson for >>71-sama, I can assure you that all mittens given out are the real deal and will warm your hands as much as humanly possible in all situations, emergency or not.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8894 22:48

>>71, having undergone further modification, pondered the significance of bumping really old threads in panchromatic resonances and other highly ambient domains.

"Arf," she said.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8931 02:35

>>71 made audio equipment so that the loud house would be even louder.

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