[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:38

>>1, when is it a good time to release the Mittens?

>>3, red-and-white striped.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:56

>>2, what is the best kind of condom for her pleasure?

>>4, the end of eternity.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:21

When will she come back to me, >>3?

because I love you so much, >>5

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:43

>>4 Why do you beat me?

>>6 Like chicken wings.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 01:36

>>5, how does it feel to hold a woman?

It certainly is, >>7

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:12

is it okay to have both male and female reproductive organs, >>6?

>>9 just like Walt Disney.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:28

Gee, I tried, but I just can't think of any question I'd like to ask >>7. Want to have a go at it, >>9?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:05

Will >>8 not screw this up?

>>9 picnics are not recommended.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:09

Is >>9 clearly more retarded than >>8?

Only once, but it was in a bank.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:24

Did >>10 ever get laid?

I hate myself and I want to die.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:39

>>11, why do you post on 4-ch?

I can't fucking stand them.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 06:04

What do you think of mittens, >>12?

( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:05

>>13 What is the universal quantifier eight times, exactly?

>>15 The Yoshinoya copipe, iirc.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:48

>>14, if I were to ask you to baffle me, what would you say?

Because I'm so alone, >>16.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:01

Why are you so bitter?

>>17 Take two advil and call me in the morning.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:38

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

>>18, go all the way down the hall, take a left, two doors on the right side. Look behind the fat maroon sofa.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 16:38

Where did I leave >>17's undergarments from last night?

>>19 because you have done so much for the Elitist Superstructure, and this thread.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 19:35

Why do the threads and characters I create become so popular, >>18?

An abyss so deep only rocks reside at the bottom, >>20.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:42

What's your favourite kind of abyss, >>19?

Because I miss playing with lego, >>21.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:44

（・∀・）　Grandpa, why are you so much sadder now that the internet has been invented?

No one will ever know, >>22

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:45

>>19, what is a phrase that makes one really desire to crack a joke that is of base nature?

Under the moon loli to issho

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 01:38

Bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

Because he types too slow.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 02:32

Why doesn't squeeks ever post anything on 4-ch?

Yes.

25 Name: \\\\\\\ : 1993-09-5175 02:37

>>26 Because it sucks.

Am I pregnant?

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:00

>>25, why does nobody like my personality?

>>27: Fuck yes.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:47

Will you be with me forever, >>26? :3

Don't, you'll just screw it up, >>28

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:22

>>27
Should I try to fellate my sister?

>>29
There were a million voices singing in unison.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:41

What happened when the internet was invented by Al Gore, using only his bare hands?

Buy six cases of deodorant.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 08:49

>>71 touched me. How can I get his gay smell off of me?

I don't swing that way, sorry.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 10:08

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1193854555/?

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1181790075/.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 21:59

Help, what can I do if everything I see sucks?

I prefer blonds.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 02:56

Anyways, >>32, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>34, should just stick with today's special.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 05:51

>>33, can you post something off-topic, please?

>>35, I don't think that's were you're supposed to stick that.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 09:13

>>34 Does a negi make a good dildo?

>>36 Yes, all Cretans are liars.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:14

>>35, I know you are a Cretan, and I have heard that all Cretans are liars. Is this true?

>>37, I'll tell you when you're older.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:40

>>36, how do I shot web?

>>38, only if chocolate-covered.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:00

Do you like bacon, >>37?

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 04:06

Did God create the world?

Zulu!

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:02

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 19:28

>>39, what's the phonetic alphabet word for 'z'?

>>42, not as stupid as >>40.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:00

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:06

Hello, the is the clairvoyant elevator from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and I will take you to level 3.

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:08

>>43
I've been cheating on you with the glass elevator from the Willy Wonka books.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 00:59

Why are yoy such a slut?

>>46 this is not a question why did you ask it?

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 01:05

etou...

>>47, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found something similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 04:09

What is one of the crappier memes to ever come out of something awful?

>>47 it carries out and is w...

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:20

>>47 Being necessary, the answering of the thing where I is advice of this image with question, what?

>>49 Being from the character which can do the answering and the preparation which I give to that it is good to take over.

49 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5179 20:19

>>48, would you please say something completely nonsensical for me?

>>50, mostly because of death metal, but also because of blank CD cases.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:37

>>49 Why do you hate America?

>>51 That's what she said!

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:51

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

The lowest I'll go is $50.

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 02:15

What was >>23's question again?

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 05:20

>>52: What does Squeek's face look like again?

>>54: That's not funny. I'm very sensitive about that.

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