[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 19:56

>>53 So, how did your brother die anyway?

>>55 Because it's winter

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 20:24

>>54 Why do you hate yourself and want to die?

>>56 turned the gun on himself

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:13

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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into the whole killing other people thing.
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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into that either, >>57.
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57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:23

Death Metal. Personally, I can't stand it. How about you, >>56?

>>58 The King of the World say it be so.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:44

How do you not like Death Metal? Are you a woman?

>>14

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 05:48

>>58 you must be a ROCKING HARD MAN.

I'd have to agree with your statement >>60 it was quite well presented.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:27

Most people are just barely putting up with your bullshit and would kick you to the side of the road given the slightest chance.

Oh, fuck you.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:44

So, >>60, have you ever been caught masturbating behind the ladies' toilets?

>>61, I think it's a little cheesy for my tastes.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:46

What Would Jesus Do?

That was a terrible pun.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 19:51

Did you hear about the ox who ran headlong into the porpoise, then tried to claim it was an oxident?

Because they wear out after only a couple weeks.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

>>63, what is your motivation for buying so many of those anime figurines?

>>65 because >>71 is a prick

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

Why do my penises bleed after sex?

For I am a great demon lord come to rape and pillage this board!

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 22:46

>>65 Why do I have such scaley skin?

>>67
2012

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:00

What number did the scale display when you stepped on it?

It's never been funny.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:55

When was "that's what she said" first considered funny?

It's due next Wednesday.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 01:27

When do you get the results of your HIV antibody test?

Smurf porn.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 04:37

Why were you kicked out of the Marines?

BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 06:42

Why did you invade iraq?

I told you not to touch it, now look, its infected.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:42

What's this greenish lump?

It turned into a greenish lump.

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:59

What happened to your finger?

A waste of time, indeed.

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 08:24

What do you think of posting on DQN?

I told you to leave that dog alone. Now you have aids.

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 09:11

>>79 fuck off.

>>73 I lost it :<

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:04

What happened to the sheet of instructions I gave you for this thread?

No, but maybe if you get naked.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:35

Would you dip your dick into the toilet water for 20 bucks?

Nah I lost my taste for it after my left ear got bitten off by one.

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:16

Care for some weasel?

I suspect we all are, in some small way.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:29

You've been trying to kill me, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!

They've been running around in the crawlspaces between the walls of my home, spying and conspiring against me.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 21:13

>>79 You say you've run into some of my past girlfriends?

>>81 Heh, yeah, I guess it sorta is.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 13:15

Getting high is pretty cool isnt it, >>80?

No no, I dont do that anymore >>82

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 16:23

Sex is fun isn't it?

Then they wanted to watch some porn with me.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 17:34

>>82 So billy, what did Fr.Michael and Fr.John want?

>>84 Its easier to reach that way

84 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5187 09:19

>>83, why do you stand on your toes when you pee in a toilet?

>>85, mostly hair gel, but there's some bread in there, too.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 09:54

What's in your pinku bento box today?

Extra green onion, please.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 14:01

Are you sure there isn't something you would rather have instead of extra sauce?

Because we will nuke it.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:13

Aw, you don't wanna come with me to see my relatives in North Korea? Why not?

It's been like that as long as I can remember.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 21:09

>>87, how long as somethingawful.com been a stupid, annoying, unfunny website?

>>89, why yes, I would love one of those about now.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 01:14

>>88 Hey, would you like a cheeseburger?

>>90 I wish I'd done that.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 05:58

>>89 I became JISAKU JIEN

>>91 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
That's why, silly panda.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 07:11

Why am I still seven years old?

A few times, but it never really caught on.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 15:43

Would you fuck a mudkip? If you were a mudkip yourself, I mean.

A piece of string.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 18:38

What is the strangest thing you've ever put in your urethra?

Third degree burns across 45% of my body.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:30

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How did you like the grilled mitten?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cheech & Chong, ding dong, Donkey Kong!

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:46

About twice as big as a grape tomato.

What are the words to Bernard Herrmann's "Twisted Nerve" from the Kill Bill soundtrack?

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:41

Just how big is your ego, anyway?

No, and I'm insulted that you would even ask!

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:54

Are you a big fat butt?

I'm a big fat butt.

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 07:14

Just what are you, anyway?

I thought that was illegal.

99 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5189 07:20

>>98, would you like a job selling drugs to schoolchildren?

>>100, I was expecting more from you. And leave him out of this.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 08:40

>>99 Is it true that you see in your mother the transsexual man of your dreams?

>>101 It doesn't work without it.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 10:32

>>100 How would DQN be without shitty posts?

>>102 Well that's because you touch yourself at night.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 10:50

>>101 Give me a quote from Family Guy
>>102 BECAUSE I SAID SO

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 20:55

Why do I have to put the hot wax in your eyes?

Only once. I was in college.

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:00

Have you ever made a decent post >>103?

I am not at liberty to disclose that information >>105. Let's just say that in the end, it resulted in the creation of this thread.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 00:21

Why do you hate yourself so much >>104?

No, but I created Security Kitten.

106 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5190 09:37

>>105, did you create Gramps and set him loose on our society?

Actually, I'm still thinking about Security Kitten, >>107.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5190 10:32

Masturbating to shemale porn again, >>106?

Yeah, they died in a fire, pretty tragic I guess, >>108

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:14

How did your parents die, >>107?

That's not funny, >>109, my brother died that way.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:28

>>108, isn't cystic fibrosis hilarious?

Pretty good, >>110... the scar tissue is finally starting to lose that puffy red color.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 13:06

How'd the sex change operation go, >>109?

No, it really is, >>111. Hard to believe, but true.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 15:24

O RLY?

YA RLY!

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 17:58

>>111 what is a meme that has been beaten to death several times over?

>>113 Yep. Right in the rear entrance, if you know what I mean.

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 19:29

Can you confirm that you did perform an homosexual sodomy anally, >>112?

http://example.com/

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 23:40

>>113 What's your favorite non-standards-compliant website?

>>115 Because it's winter.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:36

Why is it so goddamn cold out, >>114?

>>116 MITON GA SUKI!

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 21:11

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ?

Just fucking google it!

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:23

What's a famous French military victory, >>116?

If I told you that, >>118, I'd have to kill you.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:27

>>117 Is ECHELON for real?

>>119 Because we actually care about privacy, unlike most EU countries.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 23:28

Why are you looking in my hard drive?

Carrots.

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 15:33

What are those vegtables on the fourth world of Doki Doki Panic?

Usually I just wipe it off on the office chair I sit at.

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 18:46

>>120, what would you do if you got infected with H5N1 and started coughing blood?

I do too, actually, >>122. It's perfectly understandable.

122 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:33

これは本物の日本語であることを私は考える唯一の人であるか。>>121

No, >>123 we're too closely related, darling

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:51

Will you be the chimp to my gorilla?

Burn it on a DVD.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:09

How will I save my adult film collection?

42

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:34

what's a number nerds masturbate over because to them things are only funny the thousandth time?

That's easy, it's because Anon, Shii, Woot and Sutibaru are all deviant sick-minded retards.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 01:35

Why are those guys jacking off to kiddie porn over there, >>125?

Once, >>127. It tasted great, but I had horrible gas later that evening.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 07:06

( ◕ -◕) ... Have you seen my cheesemittens?,

I'll show you later.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:06

Can I see your mitten collection? PLEASE.

Im sorry, I'm not into pokemon.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:49

Did you see that new list of troll-stopping techniques, >>128?

Ahh, so that's how it fits in there.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 15:29

>>129, see how I'm inserting my penis in your ass?

Haha, of course not, you idiot, >>131.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 17:30

Does being on top make the penetrator any less homosexual than the penetrated?

Mutually Assured Destruction.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 20:24

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

Black Friday.

133 Name: （　ﾟ mﾟ） : 1993-09-5200 05:15

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

I swear, I didn't know she was born 1993-09-1527.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 21:35

Even though she said she was born 1993-09--1395, didn't the fact that she had to stand on tiptoe to light your firecracker make you suspicious?

Just like you >>135

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:23

Whats your ideal rape partner, >>134?

No no , >>136 you're dumb, its the opposite of that.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 00:32

Last night my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. Should I start having sex with her now?

Tie them to a nearby pole for the meantime. I would recommend steel cables if you can get your hands on some, but rope will do in a pinch as long as it's not windy or raining. If there's too much slack, add a couple of dowel rods. That'll also help stabilize everything, and I highly recommend them for a longer session.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:00

Hi, >>136. I'm going rock climbing this Saturday. Got any tips?

That's why they call it a 'brown-out', >>138.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 06:13

>>137, sometimes when the power goes out it's only for a split second. Doesn't that really fail to count as a blackout?

Because you haven't learned to ask nicely, >>139.

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 01:16

How was I able to persuade my grandmother to buy me a flamethrower?

Corn husks

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:36

What are tamales cooked in?

Jeopardy!

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:49

A game show that does not fail.

Frosted Butts.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:06

What's an unpopular breakfast cereal?

In the distillery, making Johnnie Walker Red.

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:48

Excuse me, >>142, but have you seen security kitten recently?

Well, >>144, imagine what it feels like to be inside a warm, fluffy mitten. It's kind of like that.

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 10:31

>>143 What happens if i stick my penis into XJ9?
>>145 I prefer the arcade version

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 13:58

What do you think of the Guilty Gear XX series?

I don't like it, they ruined the button configuration.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 14:57

Do you enjoy life >>144?

Because it's there >>146

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:03

What's wrong with playing the pink oboe, >>145?

Why do you stare at >>144's answer for 59 minutes before replying, >>146?

Because I AM your father

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:42

Why do they call it incest?

It was several years ago, I don't remember it that well.

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:14

When did you commit said incest?

It was delicious.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:51

How was your experiance with coprophagia?

Very happy overall, although it makes opening jars a lot harder.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:56

How have you been since the sex change?

Swiss banks.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:58

Where did Blofield keep all his money?

Yes, it really is.

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:41

Is your penis really kept pickled in a jar on your desk?

I was just born that way.

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