[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:14

How did your parents die, >>107?

That's not funny, >>109, my brother died that way.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:28

>>108, isn't cystic fibrosis hilarious?

Pretty good, >>110... the scar tissue is finally starting to lose that puffy red color.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 13:06

How'd the sex change operation go, >>109?

No, it really is, >>111. Hard to believe, but true.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 15:24

O RLY?

YA RLY!

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 17:58

>>111 what is a meme that has been beaten to death several times over?

>>113 Yep. Right in the rear entrance, if you know what I mean.

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 19:29

Can you confirm that you did perform an homosexual sodomy anally, >>112?

http://example.com/

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 23:40

>>113 What's your favorite non-standards-compliant website?

>>115 Because it's winter.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:36

Why is it so goddamn cold out, >>114?

>>116 MITON GA SUKI!

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 21:11

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ?

Just fucking google it!

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:23

What's a famous French military victory, >>116?

If I told you that, >>118, I'd have to kill you.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:27

>>117 Is ECHELON for real?

>>119 Because we actually care about privacy, unlike most EU countries.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 23:28

Why are you looking in my hard drive?

Carrots.

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 15:33

What are those vegtables on the fourth world of Doki Doki Panic?

Usually I just wipe it off on the office chair I sit at.

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 18:46

>>120, what would you do if you got infected with H5N1 and started coughing blood?

I do too, actually, >>122. It's perfectly understandable.

122 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:33

これは本物の日本語であることを私は考える唯一の人であるか。>>121

No, >>123 we're too closely related, darling

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:51

Will you be the chimp to my gorilla?

Burn it on a DVD.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:09

How will I save my adult film collection?

42

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:34

what's a number nerds masturbate over because to them things are only funny the thousandth time?

That's easy, it's because Anon, Shii, Woot and Sutibaru are all deviant sick-minded retards.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 01:35

Why are those guys jacking off to kiddie porn over there, >>125?

Once, >>127. It tasted great, but I had horrible gas later that evening.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 07:06

( ◕ -◕) ... Have you seen my cheesemittens?,

I'll show you later.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:06

Can I see your mitten collection? PLEASE.

Im sorry, I'm not into pokemon.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:49

Did you see that new list of troll-stopping techniques, >>128?

Ahh, so that's how it fits in there.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 15:29

>>129, see how I'm inserting my penis in your ass?

Haha, of course not, you idiot, >>131.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 17:30

Does being on top make the penetrator any less homosexual than the penetrated?

Mutually Assured Destruction.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 20:24

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

Black Friday.

133 Name: （　ﾟ mﾟ） : 1993-09-5200 05:15

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

I swear, I didn't know she was born 1993-09-1527.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 21:35

Even though she said she was born 1993-09--1395, didn't the fact that she had to stand on tiptoe to light your firecracker make you suspicious?

Just like you >>135

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:23

Whats your ideal rape partner, >>134?

No no , >>136 you're dumb, its the opposite of that.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 00:32

Last night my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. Should I start having sex with her now?

Tie them to a nearby pole for the meantime. I would recommend steel cables if you can get your hands on some, but rope will do in a pinch as long as it's not windy or raining. If there's too much slack, add a couple of dowel rods. That'll also help stabilize everything, and I highly recommend them for a longer session.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:00

Hi, >>136. I'm going rock climbing this Saturday. Got any tips?

That's why they call it a 'brown-out', >>138.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 06:13

>>137, sometimes when the power goes out it's only for a split second. Doesn't that really fail to count as a blackout?

Because you haven't learned to ask nicely, >>139.

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 01:16

How was I able to persuade my grandmother to buy me a flamethrower?

Corn husks

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:36

What are tamales cooked in?

Jeopardy!

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:49

A game show that does not fail.

Frosted Butts.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:06

What's an unpopular breakfast cereal?

In the distillery, making Johnnie Walker Red.

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:48

Excuse me, >>142, but have you seen security kitten recently?

Well, >>144, imagine what it feels like to be inside a warm, fluffy mitten. It's kind of like that.

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 10:31

>>143 What happens if i stick my penis into XJ9?
>>145 I prefer the arcade version

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 13:58

What do you think of the Guilty Gear XX series?

I don't like it, they ruined the button configuration.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 14:57

Do you enjoy life >>144?

Because it's there >>146

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:03

What's wrong with playing the pink oboe, >>145?

Why do you stare at >>144's answer for 59 minutes before replying, >>146?

Because I AM your father

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:42

Why do they call it incest?

It was several years ago, I don't remember it that well.

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:14

When did you commit said incest?

It was delicious.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:51

How was your experiance with coprophagia?

Very happy overall, although it makes opening jars a lot harder.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:56

How have you been since the sex change?

Swiss banks.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:58

Where did Blofield keep all his money?

Yes, it really is.

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:41

Is your penis really kept pickled in a jar on your desk?

I was just born that way.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:50

Why do you have a hand growing out of your chin?

Then everything went dark.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 10:19

>>154 Then what happened?
>>156 But it said so on the label

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 02:38

>>155 You idiot, microwave burritos are not supposed to be cooked in grease!
>>157 A low rumbling noise, sort of like an earthquake in progress.

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:40

What the fuck is "DRR DRR DRR" supposed to be, anyway?

Not with a bang but a whimper.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:51

This is the way the world ends?

Pretty much the best comic ever.

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:24

What the fuck is http://isometric.sixsided.org supposed to be?!

No, believe me, I've seen much worse.

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:56

Dude, i saw Paris Hilton......naked!!!!

Condoms

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 15:53

>>160, is there anything we've forgotten that we're going to need tonight?

>>162, the first order of business is being prepared.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 16:33

How are the plans for world domination coming along?

>>163, only when hell freezes over.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 00:04

>>162, will you give me an "oral" "exam" (tee hee)?

>>164, I tried to, but I couldn't keep it up.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 19:35

Have you ever penetrated a women?

Ethical, No. Legal, Yes.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 21:42

Circumventing environmental laws by outsourcing to China is okay?

Death by boomerangs.

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:55

¿qué?

Solamente una vez.

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 21:02

>>166, what's that thing on your head?

I think you made the right decision.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 11:20

I really don't know to buy salter or unsalted butter. I mean both taste awful to me, so I ended up getting unsalted butter, But i'm not really sure if it was OK.

The Illuminati knows.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:00

Where's the loo?

A laxative always helps.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:48

Can you help me get regular?

No, you may not have fries with that.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:54

May I have an XL beefhat with extra fries to go, please?

Well, I've never seen a happy-go-lucky one, anyway.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 00:30

Has the world ever known a truly carefree feminist?

>>173, go to the options screen, type in the cheat code, and check the "Don't suck anymore" checkbox.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 01:32

How do I get my wife to stop fellating other men?

A forty-foot vagina.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 09:21

How long is your mother's crotch?

Oh, I've lost count.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:26

>>174, how many unfunny jokes pertaining to sex have the horny losers of /dqn/ managed to crap up this thread with?

One and a quarter miles every morning, >>176.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:30

Whats the total lengths of dicks you have sucked in your life, if put end to end, >>175?

Why yes, I do have that, but it doesnt stop me one bit in life, no siree, >>177.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:52

Excuse me, >>176, is that a goat protruding from your head?

Heat it in the microwave for 6:30 on high.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 15:51

>>177, what should I do with this squirrel carcass the dog brought in and dropped at my feet?

He does that sometimes.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

>>178, is it true that squeeks enjoys eating fried human balls every third Sunday of the month?

RANRANRU-

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

Your dog is humping my leg again.

You can't MASH BUTANS if you don't have any.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 22:44

>>180 Why would I choose to mash potatoes, as opposed to, say, butans?

>>182 For some weird reason... I dunno, I'm not too sure either, but it creeps me out just thinking about it.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:06

Did you ever suspect that He-Man and She-Ra shared a passionate incestuous relationship?

Because you're a Panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:47

Why won't my mittens fit anymore?

Three o'clock next Wednesday.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 10:35

When does the world end?

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185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 02:00

Are you A GAY?
Please answer yes or no; All data after your first word will be truncated.

Probably so, but the logistics of such an approach are mind-boggling.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:23

>>185, I had a great idea for how we can bring down the scummy American imperialists! Sneak into homes and plant bombs in paper bags, with sensors set to detonate when sound pressure levels exceed a certain threshold. Thus, panic sets in as teenagers from all over the world unwittingly bring bombs to their high school, which blow up in the hallways or the cafeteria at lunch! What do you think, would it work?

>>187, I am absolutely not. What I am is a freedom fighter.

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:38

>>186, are you from outer space?

>>188, Give up. There is no hope.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 07:56

Hey, anyone up for a round-table discussion about how we can restore dqn back to it's former glory?

>>189 There's no way a westerner would ever understand.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:10

>etou

This is not a word why did you say it

>>190
Yes, now just kiss her!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:20

What should I do to my girlfriend?

It never went beyond that.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:57

What happened after that?

Kill it before it breeds!

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 07:45

What should I do to my girlfriend?

Yes, repetition is funny, damnit!

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 09:20

Do you still enjoy reading DQN?

Over 9000!

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 10:22

What was the answer to that stupid Vegetable internet meme again?

>>195
( ´ω`) Because you're an idiot, Junior

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 11:47

( '-') Why do I look up to you, Gramps?

( ・-・) Steamed buns

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 09:35

( ´ω`) In my day we respected our elders, and we didn't answer their questions with nonsense phrases like "steamed buns". Isn't that right beady eyes?

The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 11:22

So what's a quote from an unfunny, mediocre game that has been beaten into the ground?

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 15:10

>>197 I don't get 4-ch's lack of success in appealing to the mainstream internet crowd. Can you explain to me why it hasn't caught on?

No way. Fuck that, >>199.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:03

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

in the dark of night

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:17

When should I go for 200get?

That's nice.

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:13

My name is not Squeeks.

Hey man, I don't give you a hard time for your quirks.

202 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:53

Why do you answer everything with "My name is not Squeeks", >>201?

>>203, the answer is 42!

203 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 08:09

Hey, Junior -just how old are you, anyway?

Yes, and it's such a shame, too.

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 19:28

Has Dakota Fanning hit puberty yet?

Retrace your steps over the past few days, and I'm sure you'll find it.

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 02:16

>>204, what the hell happened to my career?

I've tried, but nobody will hire me.

206 Name: Tripcode La La La!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5216 11:24

>>205, have you gone into business as a professional stalker yet?

>>207, I saw it on Deviant Art. I haven't been the same since.

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 15:11

Have you ever seen a morbidly obese Crash Bandicoot covered in his own vomit swallow a tiny Super Mario wearing a gimp suit while simultaneously shitting out a Sonic the Hedgehog that has both male and female genitalia?

It's best not to think about it too much.

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