[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 16:32

>>207, what happens when you divide by zero?
>>209, it's because you cry.

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 21:54

>>208, Why does it get so wet around here?

>>210, because of the worst worldwide computer-god mafiotic gangsters.

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 22:37

>>209, why is there now a "Frankenstein Eyesight" sticker on my TV set?
>>211, because you touch yourself at night.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:13

Can you read me the content of >>101's response to >>102?

$30.

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:52

If you have 50% of $100 subtracted by $20 times a giraffe after it's been subtracted by a gill and a raffle and divided by l

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:54

... ehh what?

No, you're wrong, go to bed.

214 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 03:31

>>213, is this loli?
>>215, they explode after a while.

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 08:45

What happens to stars when they get old?

The worst one yet.

216 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 13:52

>>215 what do you think of this question?
>>217 why shouldn't I answer a question with a question?

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 16:11

>>216, what's your name (and don't answer this with another question)?

>>218, that would be awesome. I'll get in touch with my friend at the printing shop right away!

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 17:09

>>217 Your friend at the printing shop has something to put in you. Something magical.

>>219 What what what

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 20:18

>>218
Have you ever seen a JISAKU JIEN in the dark of night?

>>220
A lime green dancing phallus.

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:18

What is this thing?

Just once, when I was really, really wasted.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:45

Have you ever said "I am really, really wasted"?

Just my whole life!

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 10:36

Have you ever wanted to anally ravage a small animal?

Of course I dont do that, what do you think I am, korean?

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 11:25

When you have sex, do you do it in the missionary position?

I dunno, I'm thinking Arby's.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 20:06

>>223
Being sadistic, I'd like to get a fast-food job where I can spit in people's drinks... Any idea which restaurants are likely to tolerate (or even encourage) that?

>>225
I am afraid I cannot do that, Dave.

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 21:35

>>224 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

>>226 Did you really call him the Kaiser?

226 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:01

Did I ever tell you that story about the time I called my dog 'the Kaiser'?

Anal fissures.

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:21

Whatcha thinkin about?

This will be the best one yet!

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:25

What do you think about this lonesome christmas?

Yes, as usual

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:35

>>228 Has this thread become stale?

>>229 about $35,000 but it will never replace what we lost.

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 06:24

>>229
May I stick a fist in your ass for a fee?

>>231
Aww, you shouldn't have.

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 10:45

>>230 I came round last night to stick my fist in your ass but you were busy with a dog so I cut your sister into chunks with a bread knife. I hope that was ok?

>>232 It's a million-to-one chance, but it might just work

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 18:15

>>231
Will posting obscene content here get 4-ch shut down by the Australian authorities?

>>233
Fool, I warned you not to meddle in the affairs of dragons.

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 03:54

Oh St. Peter, what just happened? And why do I smell like tomatoes?

Yeah? Well, that's what you mom said!

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5233 21:17

>>233 But Darth surely you aren't even capable of being a father?

>>234 sur les montagnes

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 06:00

>>234 Omlette Du Fromege?

>>235 Yes, you're off by one.

236 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 08:20

>>235 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

>>236 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 16:06

>>236
What happens when you place the word "bum" with "sex" to make a contraction?

>>237
Most likely Squeeks' mom.

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 23:44

>>237 Who's responsible for the last five people replying to their own posts?!

>>239
Lava lites.

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 04:14

>>238 What's the first thing I should throw away when I redecorate my apartment?

>>240 Three. One to remove the light bulb, one to buy the new light bulb, and one to insert the new light bulb into the empty socket.

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 07:33

>>238 How many Production assistants does it take to change a lightbulb

>>241 It's called "pattern", motherfucker.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 08:25

>>240 What's the background pattern here? I really like it.
>>242 The 2004 hit single "I Was Touched (By My Uncle)".

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:37

>>241 What was your niece's biggest hit?
>>243 A palindrome

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 21:11

>>242 What kind of interesting pattern can I construct using only a canal, a man, a plan, and a small Central American country with all those things in it?
>>244 myminicity spam. Lots of it.

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 03:40

>>243 What is the best way to spend a Saturday night stuck at the office doing boring shitwork?

>245 I get the part about the goat's milk.... but frankly, I think the bit about the sandpaper may be going a bit overboard.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 08:21

>>244
Okay, so this is kind of topic, but my 16-year-old sister approached me with the weirdest request. After much blushing and beating around the bush, I asked her to spit it out. I knew she wanted something from me. She reluctantly said, "Well...I want you to...um...do something kind of strange for me." Well, we have a pretty good relationship, so I asked her to go on. "Well, you see, I have some fetishes..." I was surprised, but listened quietly until she finished. "I want you to pour goat's milk down my ass, wrap your dick in sandpaper, and fuck me hard."

I was speechless, and told her I would get back to her with an answer as soon as I consulted my most trusted online establishment (DQN.) What should I do?

>>246
Just tactfully offer her a breath mint.

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 10:58

>>245 Damn, your never gonna believe this shit. I just went out to dinner with my girlfriend and all of a sudden she starts getting all bitchy -nit picking everything I do, putting me down. Tonight wasn't the first time, either -she's been doing this for weeks. But tonight, something in me snapped and I couldn't take it any more. I grabbed the hot coffee from the table and poured it on her lap, and then jumped onto her, yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG" and hitting her savagely in the face until her nose was a flattened pulp and she was spitting out teeth and blood. Here's the catch -I still love her, so what can I do now that will keep her from leaving me?

>>247
It's in you windows.

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 12:23

>>246 My memory keeps disappearing, but where does the fault lie? Is it in the hardware, the applications or the users?

>>248 Norwegian wood

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 16:50

>>247 What should i cook?

>>249 42

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 18:18

AHHHHH MOTHERLA- wait.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! WHAT IS THIS TALK OF MITTENS?!?

www.sovietrussia.org

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:03

Where does the internet browse me, >>249?

That's what they want you to think, >>251.

251 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:30

>>250 Isn't it January and not September?

Grandpa's pants, >>252.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 19:34

Where did I leave my mittens >>251?

Elementary, my dear >>253

253 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 20:41

>>252, what is the best age group to have sex with?

>>254
No way. No fucking way that's ever going to happen.

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5254 05:49

Do you think I should go outside today?

It's technically impossible to answer your question 255-san

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5254 23:45

Are you lying to me >>254-kun?

I have only your best interests at heart >>256-chan

256 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 02:04

Why did you maim me down there, >>255?

I'm calling the police >>257

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 03:49

>>256, what are you going to do about the retards who reply to a bunch of threads with stupid crap?

>>258: Shiraneeyo.

258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 04:21

>>257, what is something I could say to sound like an incomprehensible weeaboo?

>>259: Play Doom for 8 hours and call me in the morning.

259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 13:06

>>258 How should i compensate the miss of sexual activity?

>>260 Do not use the hamster

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 23:36

>>259 Which is more suitable for usage as a weapon, a gerbil or a hamster?

>>261 They're both raving mad.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:47

>>260 how can either of these rodents help us win the war on terror?

>>262 somebody's thumb, and it feels like Christopher's

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:04

>>261 what has just moved inside me?

>>263 It clearly stated "Use on head".

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 18:12

What did that character in the chat room say I should do with this shoe again?

It was never about the money.

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 20:41

>>263 Why didn't you rob him? You keep saying every single damn day that you would love to see him take a fall, even if you had to rob him yourself!

>>265 Oh. I always forget that.

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:09

>>264 Why is she pregnant? Did you use condoms?

>>266 Idiot, don't throw your mobile phone into beer.

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:34

>>265 Dude! Taste this shit!!

>>267 Good thing I had my horse, then.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 09:01

Didn't you realise it was illegal to suck donkeys, >>266?

I tried my best, >>268

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 13:17

Can you give me a good response, >>267?

>>269 Jeff, put down your dick and get a knife.

269 Name: （ ´_⊃｀） : 1993-09-5264 18:06

>>268 Hi, I'm Jeff. I've been trying to slice this tomato with my dick, but it isn't working. What should I do?

>>270 Conan O'Brien

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 20:04

>>269 Damn it, I was looking for Conan the Barbarian! Who the heck was that?

>>271 No! It is a lie.

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:27

>>270 Would you like some bundt cake?

>>272 Well, if you're going to pay me...

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 01:49

>>271 WILL YOU SUCK MY DICK? I'LL PAY YOU.

>>273 No, you broke my heart. ;_;

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:39

>>272, Are you satisfied with the surgery I performed on you?

>>274 Fuck.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:04

>>273 What's the most versatile word in the English language?

>>275 The Penis Mightier

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:18

>>273 I'm bored, what should I do?

>>275 Flick the lights on and off, jump on the bed, scream, and throw a bottle of tequila at the wall.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:31

>>274, what should I title my work of historical erotica starring Cardinal Richelieu?
>>275, how does one properly enjoy a soccer game in La Mexicana?

>>277, I wish. It's machine code.

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:47

>>276 Did Steve Jobs really get laid that last Saturday?

>>278 That'll be very difficult to do, if not impossible.

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 08:16

>>277
MAKE BRAWL NOT SUCK.
>>279
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE.

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 14:06

WHY DO I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE AMONG THE OTHER UNDEAD LICE IN YOUR GROIN >>278?

>>280 That's the third time somebody asked me that today

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 20:20

Why am I so fucking stupid?

Should I keep trying?

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 21:12

Could you ask me a question, you ungrateful illiterate?

There's a bomb in the lasagna.

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 22:05

Please could you misspell your ice cream and pasta right after calling someone illiterate, >>281?

There's nitroglycerine in the tagliatelle, >>283

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 16:45

>>282 Would you answer this with a minor variation of the previous post?

>>284 Second star on the left and straight on till morning.

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:01

>>283
How do I get home?

>>285, she's obviously sending you on a wild goose chase.

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:16

>>284, a crazy old woman at the park told me to go run after a bunch of birds. Why?

>>286, Toshiaki Kita.

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 12:29

>>285 I have to design a high-resolution extreme-ultraviolet imaging spectrometer with aberration-corrected concave gratings and I'm panicking about it. Can anyone help?

>>287 The Enigma Variations.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 23:31

What is subtitled 101 ways to clean your butt?

I never inhaled.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 05:23

Amazing! How did you ever manage to prevent yourself from drowning when you swam to the bottom of the lake?

There is no word in the English language for that, and so I can not answer your question.

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 10:04

etou?

No, not rly.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 15:51

Dosn't usn only lf t lphbt mk ommunton dffult?

Don't ask me I'm new around here myself.

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 16:51

Only if the manual says you can.
How do I post?

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:03

Do you think if we lifted up the steel-bladed, gas-powered lawn mower with our soft, fleshy, unprotected hands we could successfully use it to uniformly trim the tops of the hedges, thereby saving time that we could better use to finish off the keg?

Tim's.

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 23:22

Whose tiny voice is calling God's blessing on us, every one?

Topsy's.

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 00:13

Turvy's?

You're out $35.

295 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 06:29

WHAT?

?I love you?

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 08:10

What would be a gentler way of saying ‽I fucking hate you DQN‽

Temporarily disabled.

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 00:35

How's your cock?

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 02:59

Whats the safe word again?
I think my phone is broken

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 04:49

Hello, I'm Tim from the Phone-Care Society. We're doing a national survey and would like to know the state of your phone, please.

I only do it sometimes.

300 Name: Not a Tripcode (still)!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5279 10:53

Is it true that you regularly fap to pictures of dragons?

Well, technically yes, but you can only carry so much broken glass in a garbage bag before it tears.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 22:39

Has Germany cleaned up its act since Kistallnacht?

Because we love each other

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 23:15

Why do we always get arrested for indecent exposure when we go out in public?

Go on baby, it won't bite. I promise.

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:28

Can I play with your snake?

Mercury, the metal, not the planet.

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 15:50

What do they put in silver dental fillings?

Ayanami Rei.

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:43

What villain is responsible for neglecting this great thread?

Slavic tribes.

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:49

Who really owns the media?

A condom, a piece of foam rubber, a Pringle's can, and an o-ring.

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 05:33

What did you put in my bento this time?

Even though I anticipated it all week, I ended up blowing it up.

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