[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 23:36

>>259 Which is more suitable for usage as a weapon, a gerbil or a hamster?

>>261 They're both raving mad.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:47

>>260 how can either of these rodents help us win the war on terror?

>>262 somebody's thumb, and it feels like Christopher's

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:04

>>261 what has just moved inside me?

>>263 It clearly stated "Use on head".

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 18:12

What did that character in the chat room say I should do with this shoe again?

It was never about the money.

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 20:41

>>263 Why didn't you rob him? You keep saying every single damn day that you would love to see him take a fall, even if you had to rob him yourself!

>>265 Oh. I always forget that.

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:09

>>264 Why is she pregnant? Did you use condoms?

>>266 Idiot, don't throw your mobile phone into beer.

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:34

>>265 Dude! Taste this shit!!

>>267 Good thing I had my horse, then.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 09:01

Didn't you realise it was illegal to suck donkeys, >>266?

I tried my best, >>268

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 13:17

Can you give me a good response, >>267?

>>269 Jeff, put down your dick and get a knife.

269 Name: （ ´_⊃｀） : 1993-09-5264 18:06

>>268 Hi, I'm Jeff. I've been trying to slice this tomato with my dick, but it isn't working. What should I do?

>>270 Conan O'Brien

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 20:04

>>269 Damn it, I was looking for Conan the Barbarian! Who the heck was that?

>>271 No! It is a lie.

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:27

>>270 Would you like some bundt cake?

>>272 Well, if you're going to pay me...

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 01:49

>>271 WILL YOU SUCK MY DICK? I'LL PAY YOU.

>>273 No, you broke my heart. ;_;

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:39

>>272, Are you satisfied with the surgery I performed on you?

>>274 Fuck.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:04

>>273 What's the most versatile word in the English language?

>>275 The Penis Mightier

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:18

>>273 I'm bored, what should I do?

>>275 Flick the lights on and off, jump on the bed, scream, and throw a bottle of tequila at the wall.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:31

>>274, what should I title my work of historical erotica starring Cardinal Richelieu?
>>275, how does one properly enjoy a soccer game in La Mexicana?

>>277, I wish. It's machine code.

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:47

>>276 Did Steve Jobs really get laid that last Saturday?

>>278 That'll be very difficult to do, if not impossible.

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 08:16

>>277
MAKE BRAWL NOT SUCK.
>>279
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE.

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 14:06

WHY DO I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE AMONG THE OTHER UNDEAD LICE IN YOUR GROIN >>278?

>>280 That's the third time somebody asked me that today

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 20:20

Why am I so fucking stupid?

Should I keep trying?

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 21:12

Could you ask me a question, you ungrateful illiterate?

There's a bomb in the lasagna.

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 22:05

Please could you misspell your ice cream and pasta right after calling someone illiterate, >>281?

There's nitroglycerine in the tagliatelle, >>283

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 16:45

>>282 Would you answer this with a minor variation of the previous post?

>>284 Second star on the left and straight on till morning.

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:01

>>283
How do I get home?

>>285, she's obviously sending you on a wild goose chase.

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:16

>>284, a crazy old woman at the park told me to go run after a bunch of birds. Why?

>>286, Toshiaki Kita.

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 12:29

>>285 I have to design a high-resolution extreme-ultraviolet imaging spectrometer with aberration-corrected concave gratings and I'm panicking about it. Can anyone help?

>>287 The Enigma Variations.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 23:31

What is subtitled 101 ways to clean your butt?

I never inhaled.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 05:23

Amazing! How did you ever manage to prevent yourself from drowning when you swam to the bottom of the lake?

There is no word in the English language for that, and so I can not answer your question.

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 10:04

etou?

No, not rly.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 15:51

Dosn't usn only lf t lphbt mk ommunton dffult?

Don't ask me I'm new around here myself.

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 16:51

Only if the manual says you can.
How do I post?

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:03

Do you think if we lifted up the steel-bladed, gas-powered lawn mower with our soft, fleshy, unprotected hands we could successfully use it to uniformly trim the tops of the hedges, thereby saving time that we could better use to finish off the keg?

Tim's.

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 23:22

Whose tiny voice is calling God's blessing on us, every one?

Topsy's.

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 00:13

Turvy's?

You're out $35.

295 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 06:29

WHAT?

?I love you?

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 08:10

What would be a gentler way of saying ‽I fucking hate you DQN‽

Temporarily disabled.

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 00:35

How's your cock?

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 02:59

Whats the safe word again?
I think my phone is broken

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 04:49

Hello, I'm Tim from the Phone-Care Society. We're doing a national survey and would like to know the state of your phone, please.

I only do it sometimes.

300 Name: Not a Tripcode (still)!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5279 10:53

Is it true that you regularly fap to pictures of dragons?

Well, technically yes, but you can only carry so much broken glass in a garbage bag before it tears.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 22:39

Has Germany cleaned up its act since Kistallnacht?

Because we love each other

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 23:15

Why do we always get arrested for indecent exposure when we go out in public?

Go on baby, it won't bite. I promise.

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:28

Can I play with your snake?

Mercury, the metal, not the planet.

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 15:50

What do they put in silver dental fillings?

Ayanami Rei.

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:43

What villain is responsible for neglecting this great thread?

Slavic tribes.

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:49

Who really owns the media?

A condom, a piece of foam rubber, a Pringle's can, and an o-ring.

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 05:33

What did you put in my bento this time?

Even though I anticipated it all week, I ended up blowing it up.

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 08:59

What did you do regarding your prostate exam?

I really liked it, my foot hurts now though.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 17:02

Well? What did you think of my newly forged iron codpiece?

Don't feed it after midnight.

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 02:50

I caught a loli, how do I keep her hungry?

That's disgusting. You're sick!

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:48

Excuse me, pizza delivery for Mike Hawk. Pepperoni right?

Yes, please keep doing it.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:58

Do you enjoy having your genitals rubbed vigorously with coarse sandpaper?

Lead.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 10:58

What's your favorite kind of pipe?

That's what she said.

314 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 11:34

Is it in yet?

Don't ask me, ask Squeeks.

315 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 12:28

Are you Squeeks?

My name is Squeeks.

316 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:00

Why are you masturbating loudly under my daughter's bedroom window?

It's where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

317 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:16

What is the Elitist Superstructure of DQN?

Unique.

318 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:09

What is it?

No.

319 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:11

Can I have a cookie?

Eat a butt.

320 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:21

No.

Why?

321 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:32

You've just messed up the whole question/response dynamic we had going here.

Liver of blaspheming jew.

322 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 20:35

What are McDonald's hamburgers really made of?

Mountain. Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages. Sky. Blue sky. Something visible, something invisible. Sun. Something unique. Water. Something agreeable. Commander Ikari. Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless. Sky. Red, red sky. Red color. Red color that I hate. Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood. A woman that does not bleed. Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans. Town. Something that humans made. Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made. Humans are things which humans made. The things I possess are my life and mind. The vessel of a mind. Entry plug, the throne of a soul.

Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?

I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me. This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me. A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself. My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else. Who is there before me? Ikari-kun. I know this person. Major Katsuragi. Dr. Akagi. People, my classmates. The pilot of Unit Two. Commander Ikari. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

323 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 21:21

Could you post some deconstructionalist flim-flam for me?

Well, that depends on what the definition of the word "DQN" is.

324 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 01:09

Does it make sense to post erotic Lord of the Flies fanfiction here?

Maxwell 4.7 GB DVD+R

325 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 12:52

What is DADDYCOOL inserting into his penis these days?

i'm a big fat butt

326 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 14:22

What type of butt are you?

The cap of a bic pen.

327 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 15:46

What's up the chicken butt?

Because they are telepathically controlling President Bush's mind.

328 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 09:12

daddy why do chickens run around like that after you do the pen cap thing and then chop their heads off?

329 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:29

Why did you have to go and ruin it?

Extra spicy.

330 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:56

What exactly is Amu-chan from Shugo Chara?

It's a product of the special flow-through design.

331 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 13:14

Why do laxatives make me poop so much?

USB Dongles.

332 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:31

What weapon am I gonna get?

It is a pejorative term used to refer to dark-skinned people, mostly those of Black African ancestry. For centuries, it has held negative connotations, and in modern times, in most contexts, it is considered a racial slur. However, it can be a synonym for "person" in a controversial effort to "reclaim" the word for general use.

333 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:48

Why's this nigga so crazy, nigga?

Nigga please.

334 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 01:19

How dare you say "Nigga"! Will you please me more polite?

BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

335 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 07:20

What shoul I do, Chuck?

ξ・∀・）

336 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 14:19

YOU DID IT!! HOWWW>>>????

337 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 15:30

Eh? Wot?

338 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 21:03

Can you not do it right please?

My cat is getting pretty old.

339 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:15

Haven't you got anything better to do than get threads back on track?

That's a pretty crap answer to my question, by the way.

340 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:50

What is love?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!11

341 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:01

What would make a great spoiler?

My dog's been spayed.

342 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:02

Why is your dog.... odd?

343 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:37

Would you do me a favor and ignore this question?

I'd rather not have my face implode.

344 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:54

Wow! Would you just look what the large hadron collider is doing now?

Bu-n

345 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:55

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? OH WAIT... THATS BU-N NO BURN

ANAL SEEPAGE

346 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 01:25

WHAT IS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!!!

Eliot Spitzer

347 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 02:23

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That depends on whether we're talking about transference of consciousness into a new body at regular intervals, or indefinite preservation of the body.

348 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:23

Are you a zombie?

Orange Pekoe.

349 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:35

What's broken now, >>348 ?

Not since >>252

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 12:05

>>349 What happened to ittens?
>>351 PARTY HARD

351 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5321 13:43

WHAT IS IT TIME TO DO?
ANAL SEEPAGE

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:45

What's that on your chin?

Only when I laugh.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:57

When do you choke?
Emergency Mittens

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:09

When Cardcaptor Sakura shouted "Release!", what was she REALLY talking about?

Was Tomoyo's stalking character learned behavior, or inherited?

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:11

Can You Answer With A question?
Tomatoes

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 20:36

Have you discovered any life-forms better able to learn the principles of this thread than DQN?

Both. Remember Sonomi's relationship with Nadeshiko.

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 23:17

Are you male or female?

Engineer.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:45

who in the thousands pits of hell made that dildo protruding from your ass?

bowler hat.

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 00:42

Is there anything a man can wear that's more homosexual than a feather boa?

Kind of like Cool Ranch Doritos.

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