[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

360 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 05:37

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

361 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:08

Zhqt the hell kind of French keybqrd lqyout doesn*t qlloz for eqsy use of qccented chqrqcters˜

The Mossad.

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:10

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

363 Name: Jack Phoenix : 1993-09-5334 20:14

What was your originary face before you were born?

Sweet like child tears at a baptism.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:35

What does your anus taste like?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, >>364.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:42

Could you please address the answer to this question to yourself, >>364?

A fist-sized ball of fish kimchee.

366 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:47

What did you find in the treasure box?

KAGE WA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU~

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 10:57

Could you give me a single proof of what kind of weeaboo you are?

Interesting.

368 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:00

I found seven more uses for a ship rib!

Well it's because the previous answer was not phrased as a reply to a question.

369 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:04

Did you know I can suppress my gag reflex?

G=[n'ƒΚ(0)'+n''ƒΚ(0)''+n'''ƒΚ(0)''' + RT(n'+n''+n''') ln P]+ RT(n' ln y' + n'' ln y'' + n''' ln y''')

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:54

What noise do I make on the toilet every night?

It makes you jump.

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 22:29

What happens if I push the 'B' button?

It was there yesterday.

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 01:53

It's soooo beautiful....

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 00:52

How did the R-34 Nissan GT-R look?

the worst thing that could ever happen to a computer.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 13:07

What's an erection?

Only if you promise you'll marry me one day.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 14:09

Excuse me, may I pass through here?

There are four lights.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 16:25

Why is it so bright in here?

Frosted.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 21:08

What happened to the butts?
I'll the you later.

378 Name: Un Panda : 1993-09-5343 01:56

Puis-je vous inviter pour le thé?

Nein.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:14

Weilst du mit mir ein eis essen gehen?

A Smith and Wesson.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 22:57

What goes best with uncooked oatmeal that isn't dairy and, preferrably, is low in sugar?

Check under the bed.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:16

Where the fuck is the cat?

Serj Tankian

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:20

Who is the best singer?

John Kerry.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 01:01

Who's yo daddy?

She tearfully admitted that she'd had sex with around 100 men in her life, but insisted she had changed.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40

Who is Jamie Lynn Spears?

A FUCKING ASSFUCKER

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 05:23

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

Rollers.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:16

What's rolling?

Red meat.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 20:37

Wait... what did they use in those kebabs?

Stolen panties.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:22

What did you get for Christmas?

Haskell.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:44

What did you name the cat?

Dysentery.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:47

Why do furfag threads on 4chan keep getting sage'd?

Idealization

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 03:49

What do furfags do to moot?

Monopolization of the market.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 08:07

What's the goal of your favorite board game?

http://127.0.0.1/phpmyadmin

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 11:31

OMG GUYS HOW DO I H4X WEB SIGHT?

The communist manifesto.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:11

>>393
http://www.mithral.com/~beberg/manifesto.html What's that?

>>395
He must be honored.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:19

How do you think my friend feels about getting butt-raped by me when I was drunk the other night?

I let my wife watch me play Super Mario World for at least 3 hours every day. She truly has a happy life.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:35

You've kept your wife locked in the basement for the past 10 years? What does she do all day? Moral objections aside, it must be rather boring.

I get it, I get it! I just don't think the Pope is responsible is all!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 04:57

HAGGER?

Daron Malakian

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 13:53

Ah, so you were molested as a child. By who, may I ask?

She smells like strawberries.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:38

What's the smell of her sweet pussy juices? Does her follow the rule "salty coins and milk"?

I don't know why, but I suddenly love mittens.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:42

So how's it going with the preschooler you kidnapped yesterday?

ASS AND TITTIES. ASS ASS AND TITTIES.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:21

What's your favorite thing about a woman's personality?

Therapeutic moisturizing cream.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:24

What's that white stuff everywhere?

An alternative to funerals.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:26

Can you describe necrophilia in four words?

If I could have a girlfriend like Kona-chan, I would, but otherwise, I wouldn't be willing to do that.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:15

Break laws involving age?

WD-40

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 03:52

What do they put in McDonald's milkshakes?

A crowbar, probably.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:01

wat

Shavo Odadjian

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:10

Who is someone that the next poster doesn't care about.

The shortest short bus on Earth could not handle retardation of that level.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:24

>>408-409 is a double nigger

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:26

WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE THREAD?

John Dolmayan

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:27

Who is Manic the Hedgehog's hero?

Sparta

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:42

What's a band that I always meant to check out but never did?

Royal semen

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:17

What do you think royal rainbow would look like in even gayer version?

No, and she forgot to give it back.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 11:15

So, did your mother take your virginity with your consent?

I really don't care.

416 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5350 11:51

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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 20:01

What is the best thing to say to a Beosfag?

kjoGHWI*URTH*&)_RH@*$&RHE NO CARRIER

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:26

Hello, NYNEX? May I speak to your sales department, please?

مایلم نخستین یادداشت امسال را به مقوله نوآوری به منزله تابلوی راهنمای سال جدید و بحث پيرامون برخی ‏ملزومات ونیز موانع نوآوری در ایران امروز اختصاص دهم و به مسئولیت ها ومشکلات دولت در این باب ‏اشاره کنم.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 23:38

Buenas tardes/noches. ¿Habla usted inglés? Necesito ayuda. ¿A donde va este tren/autobús?

I'd say about 60%. Not that I know the first thing about the topic.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 19:03

What percentage of people in San Francisco are gay?

65536x65536

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 20:18

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾, what kind of resolution are you running these days?

Dolly Parton's engorged bosom.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 21:25

What is the worst use of plastic products?

Silent but deadly.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 21:14

Who are ninjas?

NO. YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

424 Name: @ : 1993-09-5353 21:25

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425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:12

Can I rub my elbow in your eyesocket?

You know that's illegal in all 50 states, Washington DC, Canada, the Dominican Republic, and is just about probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:13

I just broke into some sap's house, stole all his shit, and killed his kids. What now, bitch?!

But the instructions say TWO eggs!

427 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5354 00:17

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428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:34

How many fingers should go in the throat?

Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 06:29

So, is there any games that every best friend in the world forgets to return to the rightful owner?

Ask Mike, he might know the answer, because he's doing it almost every day.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 10:25

How's anal sex?

The frog's not alive anymore.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 13:58

How's the frog going since Gaile went away?

And yet I thought DQN was a friendly place.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 14:51

>>431 Have you heard, mr.293 called mr.292 "a smartass knowitall buttkissing fuckmitten"? (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1188947808/292-293)

>>433 Yeah, that's why that fatty nerd hit him!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 00:27

The other nerd claimed that the one cliffhanger in Star Trek is just one episode.

Just another question that gives a headache to the person who attempts to answer it.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 11:11

How do I shot web

DQN DQN LOLWUT?!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:20

You act like you're from /b/. Where are you from?

Your request has triggered the archival process for thread 1193768411

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:56

I don't have a witty question for that.

Fuck you.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 02:25

So... I was kind of drunk last night. What did you guys do to me anyway?

Oh, but of course. As a logical objectivist, I wouldn't have it any other way.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 03:58

Would it really be right to ejaculate into my wife's cereal every morning?

About 2 gallons per day.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 08:29

About how much are you ejaculating?

no, no, there is no way that you can put it inside there.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 10:27

Some boy on the street told me to "stick it in the pooper". I blushed and ran away. Though I'm not sure... should I do as he said?

Hey, that was MY money!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 13:55

Is it OK if I bought myself something with some guy's money?

PACHUKA.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:02

I just wrote a new book. What should I call the 100 tentical monster?

I dig

443 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:24

Are you going to dig your grave or do I have to shoot you right now?

Sorry, Mr. President, my wife ate it.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:09

Hey Cheney, where's that pile of $10,000,000 in $1 bills I promised Osama for 9/11? I swear it was right here.

I can only carry 50 chickens at a time.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:38

Tyrone, tell me again why you can't cater our annual black pride meeting?

She wanted to play with my Wii.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:47

How did you know she was wiitarded?

Hala bubla.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 09:04

What do you say right before you climax to your partner?

It's really the reason I don't spend money on them any more.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 13:26

Don't you hate how oppai balls nowadays are just made of plastic filled with gel-type stuff, instead of real woman-flesh donated from the morgue?

Yeah I'm going to go back over there soon. This shit is just unacceptable.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:53

There was a 100 yen discount at Yoshinoya, and it was extremely crowded, what will you do?

Al Gore's house.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:54

Where the fuck are you?

COCKS

451 Name: ( ‹ƒŽ^) : 1993-09-5362 01:20

What do you call a bunch of free, wet, squishy, flapping roosters?

Never again, son.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 06:28

Dear dad,
I spent all money of our family gambling, then crashed your car and caused a fire that destroyed our house... Dad, will you belt me for this?

Hello? I can't hear you! Hello? Hello? Please speak louder! I can't hear a thing... hangs up

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:10

Hello, I am here with Credit Repair incorporated, and I can save you a bundle on interest and late fees.

Mexico

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:20

Which country is supposed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Shoruken

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:43

Wait... you said you were cosplaying Naruto and then you got WHAT in your ass?

He tried to take a dump on Red Square.

456 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5362 18:10

Why are you crying?

Pickles.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 20:35

My friend sent me a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA but I can't open it right now. Could you possibly tell me what's there?

Yep, at first it was so hard to understand. But later I felt that it was so dynamic and filled with the action!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 21:29

What are you, some kind of faggot?

It's what's for breakfast.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 23:07

Hey nurse! Nurse! Something just came out of my butt. Can you tell me what it is?

An octagon.

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