DQNDQNLOL?
No, you may not pass through here.
So have you heard about the Internet Crusade against Scientology?
1-5-0 yen for crying out loud.
Yes, your Japanese whores are very attractive. However, I have a rape fantasy. How much extra do I have to pay and what will they do to accommodate my fantasy?
No, FIRST they saw me rolling, Then they began hating. Shortly thereafter, they started patrolling, and finally, they proceeded in their attempt to catch me riding dirty.
Hey, is it true you got a ticket for having sex with a 7 year old while driving?
Only when I'm feeling bored.
How do the interweb have babies?
No you only get one when dress like an bear then cops will ticketed you.
What happened to the Panda threads?
crossing the streams with ghostbuster's equipment causes that.
Why has the price of marshmallows dropped so low, and is it related to a third of New York City residents having been diagnosed with diabetes?
Forty rods to the hogshead.
How many rods to the hogshead?
How dare you.
How many penises does an octopus have?
Birds.
What is the words?
It was after my second packet of blueberry poptarts when I first noticed.
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said "Dead Sonic Cultfag storage"?
Touhou hijack lol
Pettan, pettan, tsurepettan?
We were attacked by a dfc the size of Akiba.
I herd there was some excitement at the Macross Frontier screening last night, what happened?
Well, you have to make sure the lid is on tight, cuz you sure as hell don't want it leaking while you've got it up there.
Boy, it sure is hard being a grave digger. Alright, >>577, will you maneuver the crane to pick up the coffin?
No, I'm afraid torrenting is bad for the environment.
Don't you think you should download some movies to watch on your Hummer's backseat entertainment system?
Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Shigeru Miyamoto!
Weren't you the chap trying to release an original Nintendo game last year?
I do not normally draw anime because I am not a faggot.
You draw some good looking comic strips. Ever consider anime?
It is a vortex of space and time, opened up by that kind of thinking.
Whenever I think about Sylphiel from Slayers, my sweatpants bulge out, just under the waistline. What the hell?
It all started when I brought home that stray cat.
How... exactly does one end up as a furry, anyway?
You freak, pickles are for EATING, not... that.
...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?
Because we're out of lightbulbs, genius.
Damn, this hot wax is dripping all over my hands. Why am I holding this "genuine mystical voodoo candle" again?
Well, all I know is that I wouldn't be seen in public with that thing on.
Damn, wouldn't you like to try on that invisibility cloak?
The anime for that will be released this December.
Can I interest you in a free copy of The Turner Diaries?
When did the "time travel" thread jump the shark?
No, my arse still hasn't quite been able to heal from last time.
Can I spend some quality time with you?
It's questions like that which cause me to laugh at people with faith in humanity.
So, do you think the people in Romance will ever actually be not ronery?
You're one hundred years too young to challenge me, pup.
(・∀・) I think it's time for you to stop making threads, Grandpa!
I'm pretty sure that that is NOT what a speculum is supposed to be used for.
Can you take a look up my nose and tell me if you see my brain?
A solid gold, diamond encrusted atomic bomb.
What would be America's secret weapon if it had a black president?
Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening for superior toothbrushing.
AAAAAH! A SHARK JUST BIT OFF MY LEG! IT'S COMING BACK FOR MORE! OH GOD, I CAN SEE ITS BLOODY TEETH! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
IT'S IN THE SHARK'S STOMACH WITH MY LEG
Where is your new Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening toothbrush?
Kingdom of Loathing.
I'm looking for something to do that will help me kill a few hours each day without actually making me feel any less board. Any ideas?
Second door on the left.
I'm looking for something to do that will help me kill a few hours each day without actually making me feel any less bored. Any ideas?
Well no SHIT she's your mother; that's why I did it.
щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did you send pictures of your penis to my mother?
Second star on the right, then keep on until morning.
Man, I wanna stay up all night doing coke with Robert Downey, Jr. How would you suggest I go about this?
Because he dropped the fucking database AGAIN.
Why is my DBZ hentai page giving me 404s?
Well, you've just answered your own question.
Have you answered your own question?
It's only like that because they want it to be like that.
Why is it like that?
Me.
Who posted all these replies?
You.
Who's that that says "who's that" when you say "who's that?"
No, it's not nearly DQN enough for me.
Do you ever post on 4chan's VIP board?
Why are you refusing to speak to me?
Overall, it's not as good as, say, a sandwich.
So, trolling aside, do you really think Lucky Star is any good?
What happens in Goobertown, stays in Goobertown.
I wanna pick my nose freely, where do I go?
A house built from duct tape.
I'm wanting to build a bomb shelter. What is the best thing I can hope for on my budget?
Click here or I will punch a dog...
What's PETA's new online advertising slogan?
The principle is the same.
If I am an American that is Jealous of an R34 Skyline GT-R, is it possible that there is a Japanese that strongly desires a ZL1 Corvette?
Who was that dipshit that forgot to post an answer?
This happens when there is a short circuit in rei's cloning vat.
Why the hell is there Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid all over the living room?
Gordon Bennett.
I'm really hungry, what do I eat.
discount dental surgery.
What's not normal these days?
You really should not.
Should I post here if I want a question answered?
I use random.org for that.
Where do you get such incredibly stupid ideas?
Because you will fall ass first on a pine tree.
Why is trampolining in the forest a bad idea?
o/~ Oh the year was seventeen seventy-eight... o/~
Do you know when my sister was born?
ざ えくせくしおなあ~
Ζωή μου, σᾶς ἀγαπῶ?
THIS IS SPARTA
狂気である？
Naw, man, I can't operate that way.
Can you do a dazzling triple backflip?
OKAY I HEARD YOU THE LAST 5 TIMES YOU TOLD ME!
Can you hear me now? Good!
I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
Have you ever considered getting into the zoo animal hygiene business?
The result was that it put someone in a persistent vegetative state.
I've heard you can get a buzz by choking yourself, want to try it?
That's because red is the color of love. <3
Okay, I know that some foodstuffs can be used during foreplay, but WHY CHILI PEPPERS?
ENOPARSE
What is a computer command many people have never seen?
foot odor + armpit odor + ball odor + ass odor.
Can you describe yourself with a simple math equation?
It turned out to be nothing but a week's worth of dried semen.
What are the eleven secret herbs and spices in KFC original recipe?
Very fair.
...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?
Peanut butter is the apex of civilization.
What did the computer tell you when you asked it for the most important piece of information in existence?
You sound ready for an anal raping.
OMG hi u guyz~ ^______________________^;;;;
I just tried to cut and paste from a book to IRC.
Why should I never let you play with scissors and glue again?
Well, Sasuke did it in a naruto episode so I thought I could
Why do you have pieces of paper glued to your monitor?
Leave me alone.
Hey. Hey? Hey! HEY! HELLO! HEY, FUCKER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
That is... suboptimal.
I use a Chevy Suburban for one reason. To drive me to the office.
That will improve golf more than the invention of the giant titanium club.
Okay, I'm glad that you are secure enough in yourself to experiment sexually, but why in the hell would you TELL ANYONE that you can fit a tee in your urethra?
Better wrap up tight; it's getting a bit chilly.
How bad is global warming?
Old energy saving light bulbs have mercury. How do I dispose of one safely?
So, got a random question you want to ask, just to break up the thread a little?
It's better with whiskey.
Why can't I type stuff into my Spectrum computer?
Because somebody spilled perchloric acid, that's why.
Why is the carpet smoking?
x^2 + 7x + 53 == 11/3
But how can you PROVE that pineapples are actually vegetables?
Normally, sharks can't swim through the air. Oh shi-
How did my friend get his hand bitten off?
2 trains collide at 200 MPH.
What really happens as a result of Multi-Track Drifting?
Rocks fall, everyone dies. I said, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.
Hey, what would happen if a loud noise caused an avalanche here? What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
It's the product of Sergei Mosin and Emil Nagant's sweet, sweet lovemaking.
Who invented the greatest Turk-killing device the world has ever seen?
That's what the pineapple juice is for.
Doesn't your mother complain about the aftertaste?
Yeah, they all made fun of him... But damn if he didn't die with a smile on his face.
You remember that guy that died of botox overdose?
Kilgamayan in a skirt.
What was the worst Reimu cosplay you've ever seen?
Ursula's Kiss.
After I've received Ursula's Blow Job, what do I need to be careful of?
Five Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
What's a better deal than Five Dollar Foot-longs?
Wow, I didn't even think that was physically possible!
is this awesome? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8025752f6cfbb65dd377
Your only hope is to marathon every episode of the a-team without rest or nourishment, even if it results in your death.
I am becoming sexually attracted to Mr. T, although I am not gay. Help?
I don't CARE that it's one of the most popular sports in the world, it's goddamned boring.
Come on, amigo! Let's watch some futbol! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!
In the order you listed them: yes, yes, no, yes, hell yes, maybe if I was drunk, no, and holy fucking shit no.
So... Sakaki, Tomo, Osaka, Nyamo, Kagura, Kimura-sensei, Yomi and Chiyo?
I can't wait to piss on his grave.
What do you intend to do after Bush dies?
Pissing on the third rail doesn't cause that. However, shitting on the third rail does.
Electrocution, my ass!
IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' REMIX!
Which version of Mozart 29th are we listening to?
It's alright, just don't tell anyone.
What should I do if I find myself posting to DQN?
I find them too pretentious to listen to.
Have you ever been to /tv/?
I don't care, it's not my problem.