Hey guys, have you heard that 4chan is...
Fuckin' peace and love, that's what!
What have you been doing since you've figured out how to have sex with abstract ideas?
Nice try, Christopher
Hi, my name's Crystal, and you look cute, wanna go out some time?
It is the sound of abject failure.
What is the sound made when someone falls off the 23rd floor?
Fun with wireframe graphics.
Why was Battlezone so awesome?
Sir, I flat-out OBJECT to your use of THAT WORD!
Hey, I hear that lots of people are going to 4chan these days...
Klaatu, barada, nicotine.
Come Hell or high water, Chester, I shall appoint Matthews to the Supreme Court! What say you now?
They are not as good as pomegranates.
So this girl I know asked me if I was interested in an orgy... I've never been in an orgy before, what are they like?
Because of all the people with bold names.
Why do I feel like I'm on [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]?
Do not do it.
I'll do it! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!
No, that is not something you can use MRTG for.
This thing can download new ringtones; right?
Fine thanks.
You can either pay a nominal fine, or we can remove a testicle. Which do you choose?
It's only more homoerotic because of the baby oil.
My diaper wearing buddy gives me an incredible boner. Why?
That is where defective condoms are disposed of.
Why is China so overcrowded?
POOF! I disappeared like a ninja!
is dat you scorpoim?
I want him to suck my cock.
You want to see Baneus Singollo?
NO. PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.
I hear that persimmon juice will help with your deafness. Would you like to try some?
Because I've gone back to hanging out on bargiko these days.
I wonder why DQN has been so quiet lately?
As for you, >>682, you should just stick to today's special.
With magic everywhere, a world for us to share,
And friendly faces hoping that you'll want to meet us there...
It's the best place to tell people to "gb2".
What is kindergarten?
A ratio of 22:1
What is 7π?
I would, indeed, tap that ass.
Somebody here has a beer tap on their ass. What would you do?
Evolution in the wrong direction.
You wanna start posting on 4chan with me?
Doing it twice will result in a ban.
Is it permissible to politely disagree with MODD on trivial matters?
It's real because I believe it's real.
So how's your love life?
I'd rather eat glass.
Have you tried eating shit as solution to your problem?
Naturally a person such as you has never tried that.
Have you tried hax0ring a rom
Nein!
Wünschen Sie mich meine Faust von Ihrem Arsch entfernen?
It's because of that damned Designated Hitter rule.
Why is watching Baseball so boring?
That is what the world would be like if Elvis was never a rock star.
"Why do you listen to rock and roll music if you are not black?"
James Clerk Maxwell.
check the pantry.
WTF is with those incorrect posts?
Miyabi Hayama
Hey, who was that one fat Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?
Not until after Bil Keane dies.
Can I wear women's clothing yet?
Only Lee "Scratch" Perry knows for sure.
So is The Clash's song "Complete Control" a polemic against the greediness of the music labels, or against the stratified nature of society itself, or what?
I think it's a stupid goddamned idiom, actually.
What are your thoughts on "The American Dream"?
Hey nigger, it's just a sailor uniform. QED.
So I take it you are from 4chan, then?
First, we determine what the problem actually is.
And so i'm having sex with a hot girl, what is wrong with this situation
A wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
What excuse could I ever have for using the word "hoonery"?
A custard pie in the face.
What happens when the 3 stooges try to bake a pie?
Where are all the fat people in Japan?
That will happen as soon as the women's sumo league has as many viewers as the men's.
When will we finally see a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama?
It tastes better once you take it out of the bottle.
Why does ramnune take like a marble?
That is why you never see girls shitting.
My eyes were clawed out by a bear, why God, why!?
A mexican lorry driver, and a hell of a lot of lube.
How do most illegal immigrants enter the US?
Well, he's no Cyan Helkaraxe, that's for sure.
Who programmed this BBS?
The only thing a fat fetishist desires more than a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
Have you seen those goddamned Bibendum cosplayers?
The last time I saw him, he was at the beach.
Where was Baneus Singollo yesterday?
no now go away
Can I pass through here?
I don't like grey areas in my chicken.
What do you think about cloned meats?
Try using vinegar instead.
Wine is too expensive to season a special meal. What else should I use?
Phase 1: Collect underwear
Phase 3: Profit
Right, I get it, but what are phases 1 and 3?
Most of the cinnamon we eat in this country is actually cassia.
My plan is to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon powder, do you see any fatal flaws?
It's because the "Mariko Morikawa verus Miyabi Hayama" thing seems to have escaped this thread.
Why should I stop spreading memes?
Deep discount vasectomy
Excuse me, what the hell are you doing with that stapler?
Poopsmith.
What did you think of "I Am Legend"?
A whole lotta' duct tape.
I want a really shiny suit. Any ideas?
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
What's the appropriate response to people who speak ill of Asia Carrera?
All were surprised at this unexpected response.
I need to knock someone out with bad breath. What should I do?
Awful quiet today, ain't ya?
Simple braggadocio.
What's your favorite font?
It's the bee's knees.
What is all this chitinous dust that I shook loose from the cats' pyjamas?
It beats the hell out of playing cards.
Why do teen boys play AD&D?
An energy drink more powerful than espresso.
God, why would someone go down on Flash?
Okay, it's obvious that you're just trolling.
BUTTSS BUTTS NEGRO DONG DICK?
They do not understand.
Why can't my family accept my used fabric softener sheet fetish?
That's because after two hits, you won't be able to hear shit!
Why is this implement called the “two-hit damper”, good sir?
it carries out and is w
Why do 2channers laugh with w's?
null exception pointer
Since I use lisp, my other car is a cdr. You there, java user, what is your other car?
BBcode, of course
What is love?
no eating in the library
Besides the no fapping rule, what's the stupidest rule of a library?
If you try hard enough, but it's not worth it.
Is it possible to peruse DQN in the library without breaking out laughing, and subsequently looking quite insane?
Fiction section, third aisle from the door.
Where do I find ``Assault of the Tentacled Monstrosity VIII: Virgin Reaper''?
Pretty cool and on Fridays.
Do you hate furries? (reaction to answer would be "wat")
Can't fucking find it either
Where the hell can you pirate Nagitoh Mikoshiro’s work?
3.25 inches. On a good day.
How much rain falls in an area of 1 cubic centimeter in Scotland every minute?
I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the internet, or if not, in the back-alleys of Japan.
Where is the Japanese fatgirl pr0n?
It is PINK POSITIVELY.
What does Moank mean?
kusosure
これは何ですか？
A great big hug.
What precedes "a kiss from me to you"?
Honestly, I find that incredibly offensive.
Hey, Bill O'Reilly! What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?
We should go bra shopping.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, what should i do?
White Adidas.
When your ass got kicked, what shoe got stuck in it?
The computer animated movie that happened between Tron and The Last Starfighter.
What was Doc Smith's best work?
Because "anigao" scares the piss out of me.
Why don't you want to meet anigao girls?
That is why there is a man with an owl's head up his ass.
Okay, I can accept that the goddess Athena has come to earth, but why do you say that she's in a bad mood?
That is not the sort of world I would want to live in.
Choose the internet and being oned with the lonely Lain Iwakura instead XD
It's fun, although it's quite lonely there....
What is it like living in a world where there is no distinction between questions and statements.
Because >>753 is a goddamned wap.
Hahahahaha.....hah?
Because you are fool thats why....
If I were >>755さん，why would I want to keep posting in this thread?
Thanks, I grew it myself!
You have the most lovely erection.
It's the reason why I chew on pen caps so much.
Do you have a constant subconscious craving for penis?
A greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children.
What should i get my grandmother for her 70th birthday?
He likes french toast.
What should I feed a greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
There's no such thing as a "3D complex".
I constantly get bashed for having a 2D complex, but isn't having a 3D complex just as bad?
My boxers were torn to shreds.
What happened when you met the greased-up butt-naked Spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
It made Asia Carrera cry. ;_;