[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 22:12

What happened when the Otaku was raped by the Yakuza?

It's all in the sunglasses

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 02:46

Why is Corey Hart so damned cool?

Every alternate Thursday.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:34

What is that secret society meeting you attend and aren't supposed to talk about?

The day China stops putting lead paint on Children's products.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:49

When will you stop capitalizing the word "children"?

That's the worst game I've ever heard of.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 02:19

Ever head of the game called "Lets count sand"?

The song that was unpopular before it was remixed several years ago.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 04:46

What the hell is this "³―°³―°³Ο³Ο(߁Νί)" crap I see everywhere?

Everybody hates him.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 19:20

What's your honest opinion of Raymond?

About 11 minutes.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:32

Holy shit! How long do you think that elephant just pissed for?

Er, that's definitely not the manufacturer's intended use for it.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:38

I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?

In that case, the warranty is definitely void.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:38

I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?

In that case, the warranty is definitely void.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:47

My roommate ruined my Aneros using it to hammer a nail into the wall... do you think I can get an RMA?

That's what happens when you double post.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:59

Why do I feel really damned stupid right now?

Ham sliced into the shape of a swastika.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 21:05

Do you want me to pick up anything at the deli on my way home today?

Because deep, deep down you know you enjoyed every second of it.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 21:18

Why did I watch all the way through Lucky Star even though I found it quite boring?

BIG GAY DICKS IN MY FACE

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 23:55

What do you like?

Ponies.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:20

So, what's your fetish, then?

Gleipnir.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:20

So, what's your fetish, then?

Gleipnir.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:22

What could not ever possibly be the reason that I keep mousebouncing today?

Because I triple-posted just now.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 07:40

Why are you such a faggot?

She made my penis tingle.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 07:46

So why do you think the UK should still have a queen in this day an age?

You answered your own question.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 12:03

If 42 is the answer to "Life the universe and everything" then what is 6 times 9?

That is where the most insane fanboys and fangirls are.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 18:55

>>783, Why didn't I see you at the furry Dress-up LARP animeCon?

That's what we I'd call a sticky situation!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 21:52

i was walking along and there was some glue what do i do

YOUR MOM WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 02:13

WHY DOES MOM DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

That is as gay as Liberace times 10,000.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:07

Chuggo has a new self help book out?

Hmm. Maybe you should buy it then resell it once the collecter's value takes the reins.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:23

I was thinking about buying a first edition of Chuggo's new self-help book. It's gotta be good for a laugh, right?

It's the thigh-high boots.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:56

Why is it so hard to walk in my new maid outfit?

Sure, here you go: http://squirrelsinmyattic.blogspot.com/2006/08/dolphins-in-history-and-films.html

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 04:01

>>543 made me curious. Tell me, >>789, have you any advice?

It is caused by watching too much TV.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 05:29

Why do I get the urge to buy things when various unidentified bodily fluids seep from my eye sockets?

Open yourself up.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 14:56

How can I see my intestines?

A throat infection probably.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 15:40

By killing yourself slowly.

If I can hold entire objects in my foreskin, such as cellphones and apples, what is an efficient use for such an appendage?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:06

Hey, who forgot the rules of this thread?

That much pot is equal to what was smoked in order to produce every hit song during the 1960s.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 08:01

I have a confession to make. That huge CRT HDTV box I got in the mail...did not have a TV inside.

This is not an English word why did you say it.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 16:52

‚¦‚Ζ‚€BBB

That is the fundamental difference between us and the VIPPERs.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 19:47

I see the front page of DQN doesn't include the thread, "KIKES [PART XVII]"

That was a funny joke, can you repeat it again?

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 20:13

( ί ƒŽί) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"

Of the two, I prefer egg drop soup.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 23:22

Egg drop soup with pee in it, or fat tiu cheung with poo in it?

Sorry, Ifm disgusting like that.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 00:50

When will you stop carrying a skunk under your armpit?

It was what happens when you duct tape and electrical tape in one repair.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 06:18

I just fixed my duct tape wallet and it exploded in my pocket! What the hell?

Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 18:15

>>801, what is... love?

A whiff of grapeshot

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 02:19

What does a battle with a pirate ship smell like?

It is the Japanese girl that is somewhere between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 08:41

Which one looks like your dog?

Pineapple sprinkles

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 17:58

How do they make teflon stick to the pans?

A little to the left, please.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 20:15

>>805 How would you like your political ideology today?

>>807 You can, but it might leave a rash.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 03:00

Can I apply gay magic to a child under age 10?

Try placing it in a narrow slit. I tried this before, and it increased in size by 20-25 cm.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:31

How do I increase the size of my dick?

Don't try that, or you will have a permanent scar.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 20:13

Can I use a Dremel to clean the wax out of my ears?

Flip it over and try again.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 00:40

How do I reboot the etch a sketch?

It is what happens when the South Park episode "Goobacks" is played backwards.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:17

What is a Hurblegleep?

Your friends will take it from you and burn it.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:30

What will happen to my porn?

Bloody fingers

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:34

What happens when you close a door haphazardly?

No, no. He was clearly angry at the balloon, not the tuna sandwich.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:07

How bad does a tuna sandwich have to be to cause a guy to throw it at a balloon?

The #1 gas that huffers die from inhaling.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 19:07

Do you have ANY idea what oxygen is?

It was uninteresting, and obnoxiously anticlimactic.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 20:33

what did you think of the new Dark Knight movie?

they taste like a diarrhea-filled crepes.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:44

Hey, how do you like my new 'turd sandwiches'?

Fascinating.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 04:01

What's your opinion of DQN?

Gotta have soy sauce on sunny side up

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 01:24

How can I confuse the lady at the breakfast joint?

The greatest captcha ever randomly displayed.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 02:36

So what's the deal with unutt?

The number of flavors in Dr. Pepper and spices on KFC chicken combined.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 03:32

What's my winning lotto number?

Because you got into a fight with a Jehovah's witness.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 04:00

Why is my car filled with 4000 copies of Watchtower?

She is clearly a homosexual person.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 18:25

Why won't she admit she loves me?

Because his ghost is pissed off at Bill Gates.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 13:14

Have you been to Jon Postel's old place? Why is there "IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL" written in blood on the wall?

As soon as she mentioned wanting to fist me, I fled.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 17:28

Make a funny sentence with you captcha!

North east from Google, near the border of the internet.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 20:19

Where on the www where my kids can safely visit with out seeing naked boobies and subsequently becoming warped for life?

Network Marketing.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 22:45

What is the modern name for Pyramid Scheme?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 06:11

If I had posted this before you, what would you call it?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 13:58

Did you ever realize that when you were born, your genitals passed through your mother's genitals?

All of the above.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 02:40

>>829 ... :O

What is AIDS+Cherry pie?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:24

>>830 fucked up spacetime.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:50

Why is everything being sucked into space? What's going on?

I just figured out what that means.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5466 23:56

Why do you keep on saying "I slept with your mom?"

Because God Haets >>834

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:17

It is impossible for me to find my true love! Any suggestions?

Dude, your dad's new wife is so hot! Sleep with her instead! Your 65 year old dad didn't care much anyway!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:57

I'm John McCain's son and my wife just divorced me, what should I do? :(

OBJECTIVISM!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:57

What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' Skurll.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:58

>>836 What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 13:44

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL?

By the power of Greyskull!!!!!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 10:41

>>838
Die Hard, or Bad Boys II?

>>840
The trampoline needs to be facing towards the freeway.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:02

die hard

whats a better vacation spot, japan or autralia?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:44

I just got back from Japan and Autralia, any questions?

It's. Not. That. Hard.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:06

Would you please cup my throbbing member with your left hand?

RSTLNE

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 19:57

So, what CAPTCHA did you get?

Under the moon, loli to i-- Oh wait, I spoke too soon.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 20:39

What are your plans for today, my son?

Sure, just don't forget to send it to Ukraine and Angola. Especially Angola.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:22

I have AIDS. where should I send AID?

It is Uzbekistan's answer to Borat.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:47

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How can you blame me? It's not like I KNEW it was supposed to go on my penis!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 03:24

Um, dude? That's a goddamned male chastity belt, not a finger splint. What the shit?

It's because you can't make a good TTGL pun if your CAPTCHA is "yengen".

848 Name: DDDQQQNNN : 1993-09-5474 04:00

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 11:00

You suck at this?

44.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:40

waut 98*1

exife

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:59

What's an anagram for eeixf?

A British accent.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 18:47

What do I need to impress my boss?

You destroyed Toronto with a used dildo.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 20:51

Why are there 1200 messages in my inbox from the mayor of Toronto?

Calm down, there's only five of them.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:39

I'd like to take you up on your offer for no-strings-attached sex, but first I feel I have a right to know about those warts on your genitals?

It's like warm apple pie.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:57

What's warm apple pie like?

pedophilia.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:55

4-ch's favorite fetish?

The Godfather Part II

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 15:53

I understand you have a neuro-linguistic disability that causes you to speak only in titles of oscar-winning movies. Is this true?

He had the best of intentions.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 16:33

What could have possibly motivated him to strip down to his socks, cover himself in butter and jump into the childrens pool?

We had to put down the poor thing.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:07

What happened to grandma?

That's what you get for giving the president AIDS.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:24

Help I am Monica Lewinsky and my life went to hell fast what do I do?

Unfortunately, since both cars were stolen, you will have to leave the country and start a new life as a fish vendor

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 19:16

So what do you suggest? I got these nice cars here, do you think that I can impress my fisherman father with my success?

Uhh, no, you can't do that to your daughter.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15

Is it okay if I throw a surprise birthday party for my daughter?

You should probably get that checked by a mechanic.

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