Cracky-chan and Scientology idea (102)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 01:28

We should do this:

1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)

2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.

3. ???

4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

57 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5331 12:13

>>53

So if you don't protest Scientology, does that mean that you ARE Scientologists, or that you're drastically uneducated about the nature of Scientology? Because it has to be one or the other, or in many cases, both.

58 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5331 12:14

noko is broken here; how do I contact an admin to notify about this bug?

59 Name: watchdog.DublinSchool.org : 1993-09-5331 12:47

lololololo.lol.ol,

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 12:47

>>59>>59>>59>>59>>59>>59>>59>>59>>59

Oh shit

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 12:48

>>58
http://4-ch.net/req/ i guess

happily sage works

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 12:49

what the hell did you just use fusianasian.

63 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 01:28

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

64 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5332 08:04

>>57-63 are assigned banned status. Discuss accordion music or expect the same result!

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 09:29

( ・ω・) I think we should make a polka thread and close this one instead.

66 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 13:18

Oddly enough I don't see to be banned. Mods = Fail.

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 13:59

((/ デ.ㄟ) This is because deep down you know you like accordions. Even I can't deny it.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 14:01

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If you play in the rhythm section, you can play the accordion with mittens!

69 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 14:15

What with the sages?

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 19:07

>>69
No, man, accordion is played by people of all ages, including immature kids.

71 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 20:23

DO NOT SAGE CRACKY-CHAN
IT IS A SIN TO SAGE HER

72 Name: sage : 1993-09-5332 20:28

When you are as old as I, young man, you will know that there is only one thing worth living for, and that is sin.

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 20:29

Wouldn't you know I had to go right ahead and fuck that up.

74 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 20:55

Cracky-chan will kill you all.

Hey how come when I try to make a backslash it makes this fucked-up Y-thing instead? \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 23:00

>>74
Because you touch yourself at night.

76 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5332 23:27

This is the last warning; the next person to sage Cracky-chan will be politely asked again not to do so.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 23:39

Hail Xenu.

78 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5333 01:27

Glory Marcabia!

79 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5333 01:27

noko is still broken... learn2runachan somebody here...

80 Name: sage : 1993-09-5333 18:51

kareha BBS.
Not BBQ.

81 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5333 19:31

Who has barbecue?????

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 20:19

I've got poo in my butt.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 20:22

>>82
Let it out.

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:18

I can't!

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 00:09

>>84

THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 12:16

This thread is not about barbecue, it is about accordions. Unless you are willing to invite us at your barbecue while we squeeze some tunes.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:22

OLIVIA FIELDS FOREVER

88 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5335 23:01

Cracky-chan

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 01:55

Would someone like to play accordion for my pagan black metal band?

90 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5338 15:07

CRACKY CHAN

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 16:26

This thread sucks

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 17:17

Maybe it can suck the poo out of my butt.

93 Name: This Thread : 1993-09-5338 17:21

I've already sucked all the oxygen out of the room.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:58

Hail Skyqueen

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 20:04

This thread isn't very elitist at all.

96 Name: Fusion Asian : 1993-09-5355 03:37

Us, the combined power of azns do not approve this thread

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 07:30

(´^ิω＾ิ) DURRRRRRRRRR

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 18:20

（n‘∀‘)η Cracky-chaaan~♪

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 18:28

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100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 10:57

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101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 19:22

Fucking cute and sweet.

102 This post sucked.

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