That's exactly where I thought you were hiding, >>0 you CIA spook!
When >>57 gets blamed for shifting the tax burden from the rich to the poor, he points out how he lowered taxes on gasoline and tobacco, and that gasoline and tobacco are a bigger percent of a poor person's budget than it is for rich people.
>>59 Does things to help the environment, if the environmental problem has negative effects on sport fishing and deer hunting.
>>60 decries video games as "murder simulators", but assures us that what we need in the Middle East is more war.
>>61 Always renews trade embargoes with Cuba and he says communism is the reason.
Meanwhile, he supports free trade with China, even though China still calls itself a communist country.
>>62 thinks that flushing billions of taxpayer dollars into invading the third-world shithole of the week is the righteous thing to do, but spending that money to improve the lot of US citizens is evil socialism.
>>65 thinks Glenn Beck was taken off the air because Obama didn't want the truth to spread
>>66 Wishes he could treat porn as if it all contained children.
>>67 assures us that the secret bestiality porn that was leaked from his private computer folder was kept only for its humour value.
>>68 Fears socialism because Nazi was short for national socialist, and they tortured, enslaved, and killed millions of people.
>>69 fears socialism because history is littered with examples of what happens when socialist states run out of other people's money.
>>72 never gets laid, and wants to make sure no one else does either by promoting abstinence-only sex education.
>>73 is responsible for the only positive posts in this thread.
>>74 Wants people to get married and have children, so he tries to prevent young people from knowing what contraception is. The 2 horny people have sex anyway, have a baby, then have a shotgun wedding.
>>75 thinks his opinions are more valuable than someone else's rights
>>76 Will always be blamed for racism because he doesn't like people getting handouts, or working useless government jobs, and we all know certain people are more likely to get handouts and useless government jobs
>>78 is afraid of everything he doesn't understand, which is quite a lot of things.
>>79 Voted for laws that violate the 5th amendment, and then worries about what happens when another political party is in power, and has the ability to use those laws.
>>80 believes that the Civil War is still going on, and is a Confederate.
>>85 preaches against the evil deviant homosexuals while fucking little boys on vacations to third world countries.
The only reason >>86 called Michelle Obama a fatass was because she was trying to force other people to eat certain foods and go to the gym, but she never did those things.
>>88 put up a sign in his yard indicating that, out of respect for his neighbor's liberal views, he would not use his guns to defend his neighbor's home, so go ahead and rob the shit out of it.
>>90 Has a deeply rooted sense of inferiority, and thus resents intellectualism, which he dismisses as snobbery in a passive-agressive kind of way.
>>91 Doesn't like intellectuals because he had to attend their classes as a prerequisite to get an engineering degree. The best way he says "fuck you" to intellectual types is using his degree in stuff that matters, and get rich with it.
>>92 asks Jesus for advice on all his political decisions, but somehow still ends up starting wars.
>>95 thinks that "black female privilege" is a thing, and it goes unspoke of because the white man is oppressed
Now matter how high gold and silver rise in dollar value, >>96 isn't selling any of his gold and silver.
>>97 judges people solely by the content of their character and gets called a racist for doing so.
>>98 knows that the difference between the zoo and the White House is that the zoo has an African lion, while the White House has a lyin' African.
>>100 like to talk about Americans becoming successful through fearless individualism, but then likes to convince people to buy a house in the suburbs and have 3 children.
>>102 has successfully lobbied to have video games banned because they don't have enough positive comments about his god.
>>103 Disagrees with the sexual ways of Japanese people, but back in the 1980s, he licensed some anime to create "Superbook" on VHS. At the same time he was driving a Datsun pickup truck, because he didn't like American labor unions, and at that time American cars sucked.
>>104 livestreamed himself breaking into the capitol building
>>105 started reading increasingly obscure radical literature recently, most recently Pentti Linkola for some reason. While it has been confusing his personal NSA agent observer, at the end of the day he will still only come to the conclusion that we must cut taxes, reel in spending, and deregulate industry.