Who pissed in your cheerios?
You did. You did all of it. I hate you.
Who gayed your magic?
Who magics your gay?
Who posted in your THREAD?
Who was with you for Christmas?
Who loves orange soda?
Who wanks in the shower?
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Squeeks. I fucking hate that shit head.
oh okay thanks.
Who vomited in your air conditioning duct?
Who severed your gonads?
Who bumped your shitty thread?
Who shattered your fragile self-esteem?
Who touched your PINGAS?
Who voted your party out of power?
Who raped your ape?
Who crapped in your urinal?
Who disproved by counterexample your conjecture?
Who misinterpreted your NMR spectra?
Who drove your party out of power?
Who didn't flush your toilet?
Who brutally murdered everyone you ever loved in front of you?
Who moved your job to India or China?
Who durka'd your burka?
Who took the stripes out of your shimapan?
Who sucked your boyfriend's dick?
I've been writing from Japan
We want to be an American of great people and friends
Look at my website, and I think I want to know the Japan of that
Thank you
http://kyuuzin.ninja-web.net/
Who nerfed all your RPG items?
Who rustled your jimmies?
Who chose F.A.T.A.L. for your tabletop RPG session?
Who used your saxophone as a urinal?
Who put tang in your LCL?
Who put your LCL on the wrong part of the tephigram?
Who gave you a Pepsi when you ordered Coke?
Who gave you lemon-lime when you ordered orange?
Who gave you penis when you asked for PINGAS?
Who froze your PayPal account?
Who put Tabasco in your condom?
Who put DPH in your ÿ́ͤ̂̑̐̚o̢uͦ͋ͤ͋͐̎͑͘r͛ͫ͋̒ w̩̣͕͙̫̜̘͡ã̵̼̺̱͖͎̼̦͒̑͆͆͐̈́t͉̼̯̃ͥ͑̓̚͘e̻̰̤̟̞̮̟͑͑̍͑̽̔ṙ̶̪̺͖̭̹̝̔͂͂̐͂ o̩͕̝̳͚̪ͤͨͬ̀̍ͣ͢ḩ̷͔̤͙̂͋͛̎ ̨̼̣̼̱̬̰̑ͪ̈́͛̌m̟̣̲̔̀y̤̞̤͈͈̙̝̑ͧ̄̀̏̔̆͜ G̡̫̫̠̮̱̤̳̘̥͖͐̉̄ͥ̇̑̑̎̾̆͌̈́̽ͤ̚̚O̝̩̫͕̞̖̠̤̲̾̊̔͗̑̎̊̅̂̕͢͜D͐̋ͩ̒̇͛̆̒̑ͦͨͬ҉̨̰̲̻̰̲̯͙͕ ̡̛̜̰͕̭̠͚̳̭̭̪͚̫͕̬̖̝̯̈́̏̆ͧ̊̓͞͠ͅͅs̶̶̯̺̹̮̘̖̓̈̓͛̌̾͌͆ͣ̿͂̚ḍ̡̧̘̝̺̰̠͍̫̙̤̰̳͒̽͌͗ͪ̑̿̉̽ͫͩͤ̾ͯͩ̉̂̆ͣ͞f̴̷̨͉̘̬͉̹̈̌͗̂͑̌̾̓̈́̂̍ͧ̚͟͡ǧ̒̏́ͧ́́͆͛͂̇ͤ̔̏ͯ̾̃ͤ͂҉͈̬̞͎̼̩̩͉̮͎̩̲̻͙͚͙̪̕͜͟͝d̡̖̤̻̩͈̜̫̭̞̤͚̬̲̺̳̯͓͂̃̎̀̌̂̊͊̅̈́ͫ̎ͯ̆ͤͥ͠ͅl̿̊̆̊͏̸̧̛͚̹͚͎̺̫̺̥ǰ̸͍̬͉͙̜̤̰̖̙͈͈̼̫͖̹͇̜̻̩̋̑͗̓̆̓͐̏̆͒̓̽̏̀̕h͉͕̥͓͚̳͕̭͎̹͓̏ͩ̾͛ͮ͆͌̐ͣ̿̿̓ͬ̚͘
Who made you work in Tesco?
Who introduced cultural marxism to your country?
Who dug up your relative's graves?
Who dredged up your McCarthyism.
Who deleted your porn collection?
Who put a close up of the ugly dude's face in your porn right when you were about to cum?
Who took all the Xanax from your stash?