( ・ Ψ・) Call me Psypa. Ready for therapy/particle physics?
I thought Rapidshare happy hours would have free beer
( ・ Ψ・) Let's talk about your alcohol problem.
( ; ヮ;)
Well it all started when I drank my parents' entire alcohol supply when they went to Yoshinoya.
Then I became fascinated with Troy's beer bong, and fantasy football, and tribal tattoos.
(・∀・) Dear Psypa, I seem to have the desire to kill my father and possess my mother...
( ・ Ψ・) you're fine. move along plz. give me your \\\\
I'm fascinated by cameras with zoom lenses of 10X or more.
( `Д´)つ PSYPA I WEIGH HUNDREDS OF KILO AND IM HOMOSEXUAL.
(( ・ Ψ・) I'm actually completely full of shit. I don't know anything, but claim a whole bunch of fallacies to be fact and easily sway the ignorant masses.
( ・-・) You quack! How dare you hand out pills without a prescription from me?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-~ I can't handle a day without smoking, even though I know smoking is the leading cause of haert disease and cancer.
( ・ Ψ・) You secretly desire heart disease and cancer. You should follow your dreams.
( ・ Ψ・) I diagnose everything with my copy of DSM III.
>>8 is an unhappy homosexual and therefore will be institutionalized.
Therapist more like THE RAPIST ( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ・ Ψ・) In actuality, I always use hypnosis before making sexual advances. You can't rape the willing.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's rape?
( ´ω`) It's when a man loves a woman, the circle of life. It's necessary to ensure the continuation of our species.
( ・-・) It's workers seizing the means of reproduction.
( ・ Ψ・) Rape is the result of a young boy never sleeping with his mother when he was a child. It's a phallic thing.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ By the way, do you use the plural form "Phalluses" or "Phalli"? Both are acceptable, but which is preferable is a question that has bugged me for as long as I can remember.
( ・ Ψ・) Why? Is it because your cigarette smoking habit is an expression of suppressed homosexual tendencies?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You seem uncomfortable with the idea of more than one phallus. Are you sure you can call yourself a professional in such circumstances?
( ・ Ψ・) I consider myself a professional. Besides having a fixation with one phallus is no problem. You went through your phallic stage of development, so did I, so did every DQN and VIPPER alike.
. . .( - Ψ-)hmmm....
( ・ Ψ・) Castration anxiety...
( ・ Ψ・) Phalli is, in fact, the more acceptable usage of phallus.
( ・-・) This thread will probably be forgotten soon. That's sad.
( ・-・) THIS THREAD
( ・-・) RIGHT HERE DOOFUS GOD
(・∀・) I don't see it.
(( ・ Ψ・) An advanced stage of reality denial. I got some pills for that.
(・∀・) The Doofus God told me that pills were a crutch for the weak.
Burger King to return to Japan after 5 years (18)
1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 11:18 [Del]
NEW YORK ― Burger King Corp said Friday that it will return to the Japanese market in 2007 after a five-year absence. Burger King Corp CEO John Chidsey said the company will tie up with Lotte Co and Revamp Corp, which will operate the fast food outlets under license agreement.
They plan to open 100 Burger King stores over five years from 2007. Chidsey said Japan is important to Burger King's international development strategy. Burger King has more than 11,000 outlets around the world, of which 90% are franchises. Burger King pulled out of Japan in 2001 in the wake of weak sales and a price war with McDonalds.
U.S. doughnut brand Krispy Kreme is also heading for Japan, Lotte and Revamp having already opened their first such store in Tokyo on Friday.
2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 12:02 [Del]
i don't live in japan.
3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 13:36 [Del]
bye bye perfect body girls. ;(
4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 14:27 [Del]
The whopper could feed like ... 8 people over there!
5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:51 [Del]
>>3
The girls at agastia.com were sumo sized already.
There are plenty of BBW in Japan.
6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 19:38 [Del]
>>5
leave it to a dqn to have a website about fat japanese girl porn onhand at all times.
( ・ Ψ・) It's too late, this thread must be lombotomized
( ・ Ψ・) I don't find the word "anal" funny at all. Not one bit.
(・∀・) Don't be so anal about it.
⊂二二二( ・ Ψ・)二二二⊃ PILLS
⊂二二二( ´^ Ψ＾ิ)二二二⊃ D-ERPS!
⊂二二二( O ΨO)二二二⊃ ACIEEED
( ・ Ψ・) What is the criteria for schizophrenia again?
(・∀・) You need a minimum of 50 pieces of foil in your house, and at least half a dozen cat toys. Oh, and a few tabs of acid.
( ・ Ψ・) I would like to submit my thesis to the IRB for the following study.
( - Ψ-) ahem
( ・ Ψ・) I have found a positive correlation between thread titles that contain a SJIS character and increased post-count.
The study contained 1993 subjects with no incentive. The ANOVA reveals the main effects of SJIS, F(1,76) = 37.29, p < .001, and Post Count, F(1,76) = 12.82, p < .001. There is a statistically significant interaction between SJIS and Post Count, F(1,76) = 3.59, p < .032.
( ・ Ψ・) unfortunately the title of this thread does not contain SJIS and therefore will suffer a reduced post-count.
(;∀;) I recently visited a website called 4chan.org, and now I have lost the will to live. How should I kill myself?
( ・ Ψ・) I am going to follow in the footsteps of Freud and start my cocaine addiction today.
( ・ Ψ・)
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ・ Ψ・)━━━━━━ !!!!!
(・∀・) Anyways dude, wtf is with yo mouf.
( ・ Ψ・) Do you feel the need to talk "street" in order to fit in with your peer group?
( ・ Ψ・) Der der nichts weiss und weiss das er nichts weiss weiss mehr dann der der nichts weiss und weiss nicht das er nichts weiss
>>49
( ・ Ψ・) If I didn't have this mouth I wouldn't be PSYpa now would I? I'd just be Spacepa.
( ・ ・)( ・ Ψ・) and thank god Spacepa doesn't exist.
( ・ω・)っω So is this called a clone?
( ・ Ψ・) gibbelsig firepance FIREPANTCE
(・∀・) Too many goddamn -pa's up in this place! What is this, a nursing home?
( ・ Ψ・) My mouth is the Cockdinger slave function, it expresses the amount of black men in my possession as a function of the size of my cock. And I have a large cock.
( ・ ・)っω
( ・ω・)c'
( ・ω・)
(・ω・)
~A DQN'S MORNING ROUTINE~
[ Hm... Which one should I pick today?]
v
( ・ ・) ω ∀ - ﾟ ヮﾟ Ψ
ミ v
( ・ ・) ω ∀ - ﾟ ヮﾟ Ψ
( ・ ・) ﾟ ヮﾟ
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・)
( ´ω`) Phwoarr, under the moon loli to issho!
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・) THE DOTS SHALL MORPH INTO KAWAII CHEEK LINES
( -ﾟ ヮﾟ-)
( -ﾟ ヮﾟ-) I am mittens ver 2.0. Please insert mittens.
I liked the dots better... They looked like moles... Of cuteness...
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・) THE DOTS SHALL MORPH INTO KAWAII CHEEK LINES
( ・- ヮ-・)
( ・- ヮ-・)Mittens I am....not.
( ・ Ψ・) I must study this evolution of mittens.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i I'm pretty sure that's the 20th angel.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・) SOoooooooooo wat am I called then? Mittenpa?
( ・-・) No, more like “composite eye freak”.
( ・-・) You hear that, freak?!
( ・-・) >>69 was a blank post (didn't know you could even do that) and a waste of a 69get. i could have made a sehcs joke by then.
Allport told the story in his autobiographical essay in Pattern and Growth in Personality of his visit as a young, recent college graduate to the already famous Dr. Sigmund Freud in Vienna. To break the ice upon meeting Freud, Allport recounted how he had met a boy on the train on the way to Vienna who was afraid of getting dirty. He refused to sit down near anyone dirty, despite his mother's reassurances. Allport suggested that perhaps the boy had learned this dirt phobia from his mother, a very neat and apparently rather domineering type. After studying Allport for a minute, Freud asked, "And was that little boy you?"
( ・ Ψ・) Examining people's brains is like scratching your itchy anus, you get off on it.
( ・ Ψ・) ...
( ・ Ψ・) I mean you get dirty fingers.
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ Hello there,
（ ﾟ ﾟ） .（・∀・ ） what's your name?
（ .） （ ）
｜ ｜ ｜ ＼ ＼ ＼
（＿_）＿） （＿（＿）
（ ﾟ ﾟ）
￣￣Ｖ￣￣
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ I don't understand...
（ ﾟ ﾟ） .（・∀・.；） How old are you anyway?
（ .） （ ）
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
（＿_）＿） （＿（＿_）
（ ﾟ ﾟ）ﾟ）
￣￣Ｖ￣￣
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ I don't understand you at all.
（ ﾟ ﾟ） .（-∀-；.） Please speak proper sentences!
（ .） （ ）
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
（＿_）＿） （＿（＿_）
（ ﾟ ﾟ）ﾟ）ﾟ）､（ ﾟ（ ﾟ ﾟ）。
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ Okay! Okay! You are a weirdo!
（ ﾟ ﾟ） .（・∀・#.） Obiously you are not from earth!
（ .） （ .） I think I'd better leave now!
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
（＿_）＿） （＿（＿_）
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ Man, that was odd...
（ ﾟ ﾟ） . （ ・∀・） Now, where to go to play?
（ .） ...（. .）
｜ ｜ ｜ 人 .Ｙ
（＿_）＿） し （＿）
Whaatheehell I am disappeeeaar...
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ﾟ）））））））））））））））））））））））））） ﾟ ﾟ）
（ .） ...（. つ つ
｜ ｜ ｜ 人 .Ｙ
（＿_）＿） し （＿）
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ . ﾟ）））））））））））））））））） ﾟ ﾟ）
（ .） ...⊂ つ deng!
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ∀;;;・
（＿_）＿） .（＿_）＿）*・;;。:::
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ﾟ ﾟ） .（ﾟ ﾟ ）
（ .） （ ）
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ｜ ∀;;;・
（＿_）＿） （＿（＿_）*・;;。:::
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・) FUCKING RUN IT'S SPACEPA
（ ﾟ ﾟ)つヮ ( ・ﾟ ﾟ・)
（・ ﾟヮ ﾟ・)C'
（・ ﾟヮ ﾟ・)
（・ ﾟヮ ﾟ・) I aM the "a mittens", pleaSe where to beING the fuNCtion of LIBERATINg the mittens for a emerGENCY?
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・)TOO MANY HOES UP IN MY MOTHA FUCKIN MEAL
( ・ﾟ ヮﾟ・)ASKIN IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHA FUCKA FEEL
( ´ω`) Juner, have you seen my pills? I think I left them around this thread.
( ´ω`) Lies, I don't have blood.