( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
The much anticipated second season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・ω・) I forgot to tell the crew to come, what a pickle.
( ・-・) That was my goddamn 999GET.
( ・ω・) But my bestest friend showed up anyway!
( ・ω・) Yayyyyyyy!
( ・ω・) He has his eyes back too! YAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
( ・-・) Why are you talking about me in the third person? I'm right here, you mongoloid.
.∧ ∧ Hey buddy buddy!
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≡ ( ・-・) I hate you!
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V\ ,,/\,| ,,∧,,|/ ( ・-・).. Shit.
( ・ω・) He'll be okay. He's a rabbit. I understand that they bounce pretty well.
( ・-・) You don't understand anything.
( ・ω・) I like cake.
( ・ω・) Your head is really fat today, Beady Buddy.
( ・ω・) Kinda like cake.
( ・ω・) Beady Bunny Buddy o' mine!
( ・ω・) If you could bug your eyes out your would be called Bugs Bunny or Buggy Eyes or Bugger Buddy.
( ・ω・) Big Beautiful Beady Bugger Bunny Buddy!
( ・-・) Just shut the f-
( ・o・) -brrrrrrrrrrp-
( ・-・) -uck up, will you?
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( ´ω`) I see Clonepa is starting to unlock his potential. The infinite potential held within me.
( ´ω`) Time to commence operation: Clonepa Genocide.
( ´ω`) ...after I go get booze.
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( ・-・) LET ME OFF DAMNIT
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( ・-( ・ω・) We're having an adventure!!
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THE MIND BOGGLES
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This just in: Beady Eyes is dead after a horrifying scooter
disaster. Fortunately, beloved child star Clonepa survived
without a scratch. He attributed his good luck to e-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) You shouldn't believe everything you see in the news.
( ・-・) I said you shouldn't believe everything. Because they said you survived without a scratch, that must mean I didn't die.
( ・-・) Wait, wait. Yeah, I'm dead! Guess you'll never bother me again.
( ・ω・) But what if my best friend is a zombie?
( ・ω・) What if he was already a zombie?! It's ok, I don't mind. I'm not prejudice.
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( ・ω(・-・ ) DON'T RAPE ME!!!!1rdhertjtdfiur
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( ・ω(・-・ ) I have stuffed myself with poisonous pills.
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∧_∧ munch munch
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Both Beady Eyes and beloved child star Clonepa are dead.
In a bizarre suicide pact, the annoying comic foil apparently-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?
( ・-・) I'm glad to see you've been taking your pills.
( ・ω・) They really cleared up my acne fast!
( ・ω・) And my bacne too!
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____ | My Creator, I thank thee for miraculously curing my acne.
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( ・ω・) According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142117675/127 I only have 3 months to live.
( ・ω・) I hope Mittens puts out by then. It would be a shame if I died a virgin.
( ・ω・) For that matter, what's a virgin? Olives?
( ・ω・) I like to puke in mittens.
( ・ω・) But my puke tastes like butterscotch pudding.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Cool! We should take all your clones, force them to see Grandpa naked, take all the vomit and sell it!
( ゚ ヮ゚) AND THEN WE CAN BUY MORE MITTENS!!!!
( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ・ω・) Whoa, whoa, whoa. I lost you at "take".
( ・ω・) Hey, Mittens. If we smooch, your barf will taste like butterscotch pudding too!
( ・ω・) Maybe.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Only one way to find out! Come here, Clonepa!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) I think this is a bad decision.
( ´ω`) Smooching your brownie hole should have the same effect as a mutual tongue tickling of throats.
( ・-・) This thread is like, half the size of my bathroom.
can it be OVER 9000?!
( ・-・) It's certainly bigger than your rectum.
( ・-・) You know, we should call you Dronepa cause you're a sexless critter born to serve Queenpa.
( ・ω・) Nah, that messes up the scansion.
( ・ω・) "Everybody Loves Dronepa" just sounds stupid.
( ´ω`) That's an awfully tinny word, "Dronepa."
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ Ψ・) Mr. Clonepa seems to be exhibiting palilalia. Clearly, this is indicative of undiagnosed autism.
( ・ω・) Oh! I love paella.
( ・ω・) Is that like kumquat pie?
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) We've got a lot of good times in store for our upcoming season!
( ・ω・) Lots of laughs and you may even learn a thing or two!
<( ・ω・)> Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa EX.
<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa wearing a Corean.
<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa with pointy ears.
v ( ・ω・)> Oops, it fell.
v ( ・ω・) v Aw, hamburgers.
v ( ・ω・) v I guess I'm just Clonepa again.
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(・ω・ ) < Yay! It's scooter time〜♪
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( ・-・) Where the hell do you get the budget for all this?