( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
へ____ヘ
|ノ ヽ
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ミ * ____ー__ ミ
| │xωx |│ < Why the fuck am i in a fursuit goddamn fuckballs
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∪ ̄∪
( ・ω・) Oh hey a cat suit!
( ・-・) 100get!
( ・-・) goddamfuckshitpissalloverit
( ・ω・) Yay! You're back!!!
( ・ω・) How was Peru?
( ・-・) Peru sucked. Too damn much rainforest if you ask me.
( ・ω・) I did ask you.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ You should have asked me.
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. What's your name?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Names are for peasants and blue collar workers.
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Clonepa
Power: tanasinn
Intelligence: ( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa.
Charisma: ( ・-・) He doesn't have any.
Stamina:
∧_∧
(・ω・ ) <Weeeeee!
O┬O )
◎┴し'-◎ ≡
へ____ヘ
|ノ ヽ
| ´ ` | .
ミ * ____ー__ ミ
| │FUCK│ < XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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∪ ̄∪
∧_∧
(・ω・ ) <Weeeeee!
O┬O )
◎┴し'-◎ ≡
∧_∧
(・ω・ ) <Woohoo!
O┬O )
◎┴し'-◎ ≡
∧_∧
( ・ω・ ) <Oh my gosh! I think I ran over something!
O┬O )
◎┴し'-◎ ≡
へ____ヘ
|ノ ヽ
| ´ ` | .
ミ * ____ー__ ミ
| │KSKF│ < taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Viewers expecting a fun time to share with their children
were instead treated to a freak in a giant Security Kitten
suit dropping the F Bomb and generally behaving like a b-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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"That's the last time I put up with him," said Junior,
a young child who is abused daily by Grandpa, his grand-
father. "I hope he keels over and--
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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Comic foil Beady Eyes was arrested after allegedly being
discovered masturbating in a grocery store bathroom. The
police indicated that nobody on staff particularly wanted to
extract the carrot, which the rude little rabbit had s-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Why won't this thing turn off?
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へ____ヘ
|ノ ヽ
| ´ ` | .
ミ * ____ー__ ミ
| │(゚ -゚)│ < Post unhappy things...cucucucu...
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へ____ヘ
|ノ ヽ
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ミ * ____ー__ ミ
| ││ FAIL
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( ・ω・) I didn't know there were this many Security Kittens.
( ・-・) You know nothing!
( ・-・) I wasn't masturbating, either! I was ...
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I HATE YOU!!!
( ・ω・) I know you're just pretending.
( ・-・) 123 get
( ・ω・) Ooooo, so close!
( ・-・) I'M BEADY
( ・-・) SON OF A BITCH CLONEPA
( ・-・) CLONEPA IS PIG
( ・-・) DO YOU WANT A GRANDPA?
( ・-・) DO YOU WANT A JUNIOR?
( ・-・) CLONEPA IS PIG DISGUSTING
( ・-・) KITTEN SUIT IS A MURDERER
( ・-・) FUCKING CLONE
( ・ω・) We can't fuck. We don't have the parts.
( ・-・) please to be shutting fukc the up
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) fack you man
( ・-・) eep op orp a a
( x-x) -kchak-
( ・-・) I hate it when that happens.
( ・ω・) Why so serious?
( ・-・) You remind me of my dad.
( ・ω・) I hate your dad.
( ・-・) I expected some star wars reference.
( ・ω・) Tilt your computer back 60 degrees, and everything will look like the intro of Star Wars.
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone
( ・ω・) Hello >>137, or shall I call you "( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone" ?
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.
(・∀・) Ew, gay magic?
( ・ω・) Sorry, that must have been left over from our first season.
( ・ω・) Is that another word for complement?
( ・ω・) Wow. You should work in Hollywood!
(・∀・) I already have a prolific and fulfilling career in Bollywood.
( ・ω・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.
( ・-・).......
( ・ω・) That's right! Everybody Loves Clonepa!
( ・-・) SHUT UP NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU
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||. (・ω・`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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(・∀・) I love this show.
( ´ω`) It's fun for the whole family!
(・∀・) What are those big, round things?
( ・-・) am I supposed to be watching this...
( ´ω`)
( ・-・)
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||. (・ω・`| (They were tits!)
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・-・)
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(・∀・) HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!
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||. (・ω・`| Goodbye everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa, laugh as his new b-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Another show well done.
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||. (・ω・`| Goodbye Broadway, Hello France!
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 ̄ ̄ boop
-get into Clonepa's act. Now turn off your TV and go outside
because The Royal Crown Cola Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour
is on, and as usual, it sucks ass.
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/ / | | / (・-・ ) That son of a bitch.
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Hi everybody! I'm Beady Eyes and what is the deal with airplane f-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(´ω` ヽ Die.
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♪ ∧,, ∧ ♪
♪ ∧,, ∧ ・ω・) A hoy ya! A hoy ya! A hoy ya hoy ya hoy ya!
∧,, ∧ ・ω・) )
♪∧,, ∧ ・ω・) )っ__フ ♪ ∧,, ∧
∧,, ∧ ・ω・) )っ__フ(_/ 彡 .∧,, ∧ )
( ・ω・) )っ__フ(_/彡 ∧,, ∧ ) )
(っ )っ__フ(_/彡 .∧,, ∧ ) ) Οノ
( __フ(/彡 ∧,, ∧ ) ) Οノ ヽ)
(/彡 ( ) ) Οノ 'ヽ)
( ) Οノ 'ヽ_)
(ゝ. Οノ 'ヽ_) ♪
♪ ミ ヽ_)
Stop cloning around and get back to work!!
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/ / | | / (・∀・) haha, that clonepa
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Yes sir, Mr. Butterfat, sir!
BUTTERWORTH!!!!!!!
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) That shit never gets old.
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(╬☉д⊙) WHAT IS ALL THIS COPY PASTED SHIT FUCK CANT YOU FUCKERS COME UP WITH YOUR OWN GODDAMN SJIS ART FUCK ALL THE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO BITCHED THIS TITCOCK SUFUFUCK CUNT
(╬☉д⊙) SAKUYASAN SAKUYASAN CLEANING STOP
(╬☉д⊙) ROOM
(╬☉д⊙) CLEANING
(╬☉д⊙) STOP
Hong Meiling, Hong Meiling, Hong Meiling, Hong Meili--
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(´ω` ヽ Commercials these days are so weird.
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Yes sir, Mr. Bubbleturd, sir!
MY NAME IS BUTTERWORTH!!!!!!!
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) Ha ha, what a hoser.
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( ・-・) Clonepa, your bedroom... It's beautiful.
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(╬☉д⊙) up in the studio me and my drank
(╬☉д⊙) then in 1915 my country said son
(╬☉д⊙) it's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be done
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・-・) What Mittens is trying to say is that she's a cannibal.
( ・-・) Couldn't help it, the damn thing jumped right into my mouth.
( ˃ ヮ˂) But isn't that you are the easter bunny???
( ・-・) Know what? No jokes. Fuck you.
( ・ω・) I wish I could do that...
( ・ω・) FUCK