( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) And THAT'S why you always preview your post, kids; so you don't look like a fool in school!
( ・ω・) I'm a fool out of school with a pool and a jewel!
( ・ω・) And a jet plane, too!
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|:| ・ω・ | Wen bin Ich?
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( ・ω・) Hello Grandpa! My name is Clonepa! I am your Stewardess!
( ・ω・) I like the word "ThuBOOMKpumPlap!"
( ・ω・) It's my second favorite after spoobnumby.
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|:| ・ω・ | Gott ist tot! Und Sie haben keine Vögel!
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( ・ω・) And why are you citing Nietzsche, giant flying bread with my face-san?
( ・ω・) You scare me!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hello ev-
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(#)ω[-]) Oh, not again.
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./ ・ω・ヽ O genki desu ka?
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(#)ω[-]) いいえ,げんきでwait why did you make me do that
( ・-・) Hey Clonepa! If you take these pills you'll feel better!
( ・ω・) I feel fine, though.
ゝ\ /ノ
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乙 .へ(・ω・)ヘ ゝ In fact, I believe I can fly!
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( ・ω・) Nevermind, it was just gas.
( ・ω・) There should be something exciting happening right now.
( ・ω・) Something truly stupendous. Any minute now.
( ・ω・) It'll knock your socks off.
( ˃ ω˂) -poot-
( ・ω・) That wasn't it.
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( ))ω・) My socks are still on, so that couldn't have been it.
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( ))ω・) I hate wakabamark.
( ))ω・) I probably would have remembered to change the setting if I hadn't just been kicked in the eye by my good friend Beady.
( ))ω・) Heh...
( ))ω・) Kicked in the eye by Beady Eyes.
( ))ω・) Isn't that ironic?
"Anyways, time to get my revenge, kids!"
"Wait, what? Where did you get that? GET AWAY FRO-"
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"owwwww"
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/ / | | / (・∀・) -Yeah! Take that, you punk!
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Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa, laugh as his new b-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Another show well done.
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/ / | | ( ˃ ヮ˂)-̾ WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I NEED A REAL CIGARETTE, THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE LOW TAR BULLSHIT?!
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/ / | | (・ω・) Smoking is a filthy habit.
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/ / | | (・ω・) It makes your ears go out of alignment.
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(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Hey Clonepa, any ideas for your next show? I am thinking of something more... frieffable
( ・ω・) That'll never work, dumbo!
( ・ω・) We're planning a big musical number which culminates in a huge, synchronized potato chip munching extravaganza.
( ・ω・) Will Smith is singing for us!
へローwwwww
マイネームイズヴィップwwwwww
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./ ・ω・ヽ It passes and is the low wwwww
l l my NEMUIZU ganze macher wwwwww.
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( ・ω・) Did I mention Will Smith?
( ・ω・) Will Smith is singing for us!
| ・ิω・ิ) Bad news, Clonepa. Super Crunchy Happy Chips pulled its sponsorship.
|. V ハ The huge, synchronized potato chip munching extravaganza is off.
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( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.
( ・ิω・ิ) I must've spilled some alcohol into your embryo tube when making this one...
( ・-・) You need some pills zo fix him?
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( ・-・) Hey Clonepa, you see that 666get over there? You'd better run for it unless you want the devil to eat you.
( ・ω・) True, you say?
( ・-・) Reoccurring themes, you say?
( ・ω・) We love Beady Eyes we like him very much yes we do!
( ・ω・) GREETINGS, MEN OF THE EARTH
( ・ω・) Are we not men?
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) WE ARE CLONEPA!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ...
( ´ω`) WHO OPENED THE CLONETANzzzZZZZzzz
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(*゚ー゚) <PORK RINDS AND PUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!
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( ・ω・) For those keeping score at home, I still have no character.
( ・ω・) However, I do have a new car and a private jet and an award winning TV show adored by millions the world over.
( ・ω・) The show with the best ratings was the one where sang the Butt Medley.
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|:| ・ω・ | Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag
|:| | Unter diesen fetten fliessenden Sofa
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| γ´⌒`ヽ |
| {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:} |zzzzz... hey beady... zzzz
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( ・-・) I should pee in his mouth while he's sleeping.
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|:| ・ω・ | Der Kaiser ist nicht hier. Er hat ein Kugelschreiber in seine Ohrloch.
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( ・-・) 1000get in a Grandpa thr-
( ・-・) wtf?
( ・ω・) You're still mah bestest buddy.
( ・ω・) My beady bunny bugger baby!
( ・ω・) My beady buggy bovine bulimic blinky boney butterfingers baggy bituminous bland bodacious bifurcated blended banned bedheaded bit-twiddliing botox butt buddy!
(・∀・) longer than yours >>693
(・∀・) My beady buggy bovine bulimic blinky boney butterfingers baggy bituminous bland bodacious bifurcated blended banned bedheaded bit-twiddliing botox bad butt buddy!
( ・-・) god just SHUT UP
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| │・ω・ |│ Security here, nya. You'll have to come with me beady eyes, nya.
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