>>100,200,300,400,500,600,700,800,900,999 are plot summaries so you can follow along the plot.
DQN-kun came home late because he was visiting his sick
I then was raped and killed by >>35-san. When they found my dead, naked body they saw written on my torso was the secret
so they decided to burn to body, as to protect the terrible secret.
But as soon as they doused me with gasoline I woke up.
Six elite commando bearing flamethrowers immediately surrounded my resurrected body from all sides.
And asked me how I wanted my chicken at the upcoming OMGWTFBBQ.
I told them all I wanted was the half bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup back from whomever was the culprit. All of a sudden,
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 1234567890
This was the catchphrase of Jackdaws - the leader of the flamethrower-wielding villains. He said:
"Kid, hope you like flambé as much as I like sphinxes, 'cuz
when this is over, y'all be wearing gold plated diapers"
" is what Natsumi said. The end.