So ur at DQN and yur readin all teh lulz wen the phone rigns. U answer in the vioce is "wut r u doing not readin /b/?" U tell Squeeks n he say "moot became an hero".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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(・∀・) Grandpa, who was phone?
( ´ω`) Cover your eyes, Junior. Let's leave this thread.
( ´ω`) See, I even failed at saging. This thread is a black hole of fail.
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this thread is only the first of many...
nothing good like this here place lasts forever...
But who was phone?
And Loopin was masticating to it!
No, PHONE. You are the demons.
The original text is:
>So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
The person on the other end of the phone line claims that your "honey" is their daughter. The daughter claims that this person cannot be their father as he is dead. From this we can conclude that the person is one of the following:
Without more reliable information we cannot narrow it down any further.
CASE CLOSED
Beady Eyes was phone. He's trying to derail /dqn/ again.