>>16 seems to have neglected the fact that >>14's gravitational field is much larger than is required to hold simply one person in orbit around himself, thus making me wonder why he didn't set a larger weight for >>15, or even just include a bunch of elephants. This mistake is most likely due to >>16's massive collection of fat which droops from his forehead down to the top of his glasses. Sweat from his fat forehead often clouds his glasses.