( ´° ヮ°`) Please, every time you use emergency mittens release system write a report here.
Those reports may be used during maintenance to improve system performance and increase mittens throughput rate!
Dear Maintenance,
Today Station 5 suffered an attack from a small raid party, I took my station partners down into the safe room, and initiated protocol, Everything seemed fine, But alas, The emergency mittens had not released, I pressed the button several more times.
Much to our dismay, it did not activate, after 10 trys, the mittens finally rained down upon us.
Please try to rectify this issue immediately, Next time we may not be so lucky down here. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
Thanks in advance,
Station 5 Crew.
I also have an error to report in regards to the Emergency Mittens.
Earlier today I was undergoing an emergency and as such I released the Emergency Mittens. Mittens were released as expected, but upon further inspection, these Mittens did not meet Emergency Mittens quality standards. While they managed to serve my purposes, in a dire emergency, these Mittens could fail leading to physical harm if not death.
It is of the utmost importance that this error be rectified immediately. Countless lives are on the line.
Hi, I had a mitten failure and I was here to inquire about a refund? ( ・-・)
Some of emergency mittens got stuck in mechanical parts of the complicated machinery. What are you going to do about that?
Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Date: September 5547, 1993
Reason: Unspeakable horrors. Also, my hands were cold.
Result: No errors or complications, all issues resolved.
EMERGENCY MITTEN STATUS REPORT # 116XLV_9
Today, (September 5550, 1993) was the 50-day-inspection for the emergency mittens, and upon further inspection, the mittens were made out of lint. As you know, this fails the mitten quality check amendment to the DQN section of the articles of 4-ch, Paragraph 4, line 6, subsection 26A. Please rectify this immediately.
SURVIVOR # 11569 OF ENCAMPMENT 4A-6X12-7
On February 13th, 2007, D-Wave demonstrated the Orion system, running three different applications at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, California. This marked the first public demonstration of, supposedly, a quantum computer and associated service.
The first application, an example of pattern matching, performed a search for a similar compound to a known drug within a database of molecules. The next application computed a seating arrangement for an event subject to compatibilities and incompatibilities between guests. The last involved solving a Sudoku puzzle.
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I had to wait in a long line, but in the end I received a pair of gloves instead of mittens. I want a replacement immediately or I will sue.
What are you going to do about that?
The emergency... The horror...
My mittens got stuck on the top of the page. What should I do?
