( L `) Please, every time you use emergency mittens release system write a report here.
Those reports may be used during maintenance to improve system performance and increase mittens throughput rate!
I have to sleep, but I canLt. Why are these emergency mittens not helping?
Has crisis affected the price of emergency mittens? Is there any way to increase the effectiveness of each mitten?
I used the emergency mittens on 5000 of september, was that acceptable?
So this morning, I was minding my own business, and suddenly, mittens start raining down. There was no emergency. It looked like some little brats released them as a joke! Please find them and deal with them accordingly. Those little jokers need to learn what an emergency really is!
>>19
The emergency mittens contain small amounts of caffeine to counteract drowsiness, which often results from it being winter.
EMERGENCY CODE H IS NOW IN EFFECT.
PLEASE STAY CALM AND KEEP YOUR TENTACLES WITHIN THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES.
Finally, a DQN on par with this board
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1146#comic
i do believe this calls for emergency mittens
Urgent! Emergency mittens has been depleted.
Report: it was impossible to release emergency mittens during this emergency.
Possible temporary solution: keep a pair of mittens near your personal computing machinery's I/O devices. Try to administer yoga to remain calm.
Copy and paste the code from this link into your Javascript console to release Emergency Emergency Mittens:
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=JZyN251L
(Chrome: Ctrl Shift J, Firefox: Ctrl Shift K to open the console)
Keep calm and don't execute dubious scripts.
Find mittens.gif on google, right-click on missing picture next to "Release Emergency Mittens" button, click Inspect Element, replace its and neighbouring elements' paths to "mittens.gif", press "Release Emergency Mittens" button.
Open all links in new tabs, don't refresh page.
SIR
I think the mittens were switched with snowflakes because it's winter soon! That's the case for me at least!
SIR
>>33
Same thing happens to me when I use chrome. Firefox gives me the asterisks.
Safari gives me cute blue questions.
Release emergency snowflakes
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( ˃ ˂) ... MITTENS!
I hate myself and I want to die
Because it's winter
Turned the mittens into snow
The Desperate Superdesperation of Desperados.
Emergency intensifies.
Emergency mittens had been released due to a sudden influx of blueness, self and outwards directed loathing and contempt in this poster. Otherwise unmanageable without use of nasty medicine which wasn't available at the time, this situation necessitated the release of emergency mittens.
I released them for fun. I'm so sorry.
My hands were getting too warm and I thought maybe the mittens could cool them down. However, the mittens only exacerbated my predicament. I would like my click refunded.
I released emergency mittens because I've found myself amidst a large crowd.
Emergency mittens have been released due to a misclick on a banner.
Emergency mittens have been released to test http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489758081/ complaints
Emergency mittens have been released due to unexpected font and moderation changes
Emergency mittens have been released due to the addition of the "Mittens" stylesheet.
Emergency mittens have been release due to stress. I feel safer now.
Emergency mittens have been released to prevent the picking of any noses.
Mittens released for the 9999th day.
Emergency mittens released for the 10000th day!
dis is awfule. u shoudlve used a period insted of a comma on the bottom rite part of the middens.
>>58
no, it's constructive criticism!
Emergency mittens released for palindrome day!
Next palindrome in 100 days!
Emergency mittens released to warm my cold, cold hands so I can type this!
( ˃ ˂) I released the Emergency Mittens because I've misplaced my wank-rag!
Emergency mittens have accidentally been released by an untrained intern.
Emergency mittens released to test barely-trained intern's ability to pack the mitten emergency backpack correctly. Expect further testing.
So I pushed a button without knowing what it was going to do. Pure innocent curiosity, or so I'd thought at the time. I mean..it was kind of an emergency.. But before I knew it they were falling rapidly and skewing my vision. I had set off a false alarm, and now I was panicking. Just how many were there?! What should I do? How do I make it stop? Should I just subtle walk away and pretend it had nothing to do with me? What if the police got involved? What's the sentence for crying wolf? But I'm too young to go to jail! I'm still a virgin! Oh god, Oh god. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I caught them all in my mouth.
The end.