( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
it would be incredibly warm and really hard to run around.
Reality being replaced with a virtual reality MMORPG.
( ί -ί) Too many people drooling over night elves.
( ί ί) A world where eurobeat is the only music! And everyone has an awesome car.
( ί -ί) There'd be no escaping the Techno Twins then.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Rei's actually served food!
( ί -ί) It'd taste too much like it came out of Rei's ascii.
( ˃ ˂) A world where there are free cupcakes every Tuesday!
( ί -ί) All that frosting would get my mittens dirty.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Aeris never died!
( ί -ί) She'd be too weak to be useful since you neglected to level her.
( ˃ ˂) A world where TABLECATs are supreme rulers!
( ί -ί) We'd have more cats than tables which will mark the start of a kitten-based revolution for tables and supreme rulership.
( ˃ ˂) A world with only kittens!
( ί -ί) No point in hamsters being as big as cats. They'd bite our skin off now though.
( ˃ ˂) A world where people don't get bullied or beaten up.
( ί -ί) The mentally and physically weak would stop killing themselfs/being killed and spread their inferior genes, making the entire species weaker as a result.
( ί ί) A world in which Caramell Dansen is continually looped in the back ground and the sky is the .gif of Mii and Mai dancing and that every time the song started over you forgot that you just heard it so it's like hearing it for the first time so it never gets annoying!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) A world where everyone has a sexfriend !!!
( ί -ί) A world where everyone has herpes...
( ί ί) A world where the use of giant robots is a viable military tactic!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't get to use one because I have horrible co-ordination...
( ί ί) A world where video games are real!
( ί -ί)That would mean games like Fatal Frame would be real and that would be terrifying.
( ί ί) A world where the emergency mittens where real and a real crises could be averted by releasing them!
( ί -ί) Wait I'm not done eating my Tuesday cupcake how do you expect me to put on emergency mittens while eaMRRRRRMPH
( ί ί) A world where everyone communicated only in tiny S-JIS-made faces!
( ί -ί) Yet another popular MMORPG, people waste their lives on...
( ί ί) THERE IS A RACE OF CAT- AND FOX- GIRLS!
( ί -ί) They would likely refuse to breed with normal humans, and instead only breed with cat- and fox-boys.
( ί ί) People can fly as long as they're wearing mittens!
( ί -ί) They would freeze to death. except for their hands of course.
Also, shitbombs.
( ί ί) Like Kirby, by eating something you could inherit its properties!
( ί -ί) Diarrhea for lunch.
( ί ί) A world separated into communities of 150 people or less! (Dunbar's number)
( ί -ί) People will commit mass suicide when they realise that their world is based on a lie because multi core processors are just a cheap way to make products LOOK better bu not act better.
( ί ί) A World where the russian space mirror actually opened up and was orbiting earth right now!!!
( ί -ί) Russia would rule the world by keeping us all awake too long to struggle.
( ί ί) A world with 36 hours days!
( ί -ί) They would be covered in hobo urine. Gallons of it.
( ί ί) A world with Bill Nye the Science Guy as its absolute, immortal ruler!
( ί -ί) His brilliant methods of obtaining genetic immortality would leave us all floating about space and such after the earth was dematerialized by this or that alien civilization.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had an IQ above 140!
( ί -ί) They were all busy inventing (unfunny) stuff and there would be no fun in the world.
( ί ί) The world of immortal souls!
( ί -ί) Souls don't have pen0rs or Fiber Optic modems for the downloading of Cardcaptor Sakura loli.
( ˃ ˂) A world where you wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life and you climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down, you see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison in the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super highway!
( ί -ί) أين الحمّام؟
( ˃ ˂) The entire world becoming Saitama!
( ί -ί) Saitama losing it's unique charm.
( ˃ ˂) Re-stationing the Elitist Superstructure in Saitama!
( ί -ί) I do not want to be shot at the end of the flash.
( ˃ ˂) A world with sounds replaced with only wierd noises from lucky star!
( ί -ί) I would want to kill everything after a long while.
( ˃ ˂) An infallible world!
( ί -ί) There would be no people...
( ˃ ˂) A world separated into two officially recognised teams- Good and Evil.
( ί -ί) One side would have to be Skins, thus exposing us to the jiggling torsos of half the fat people in the world.
( ˃ ˂) One world under a lumberjackocracy!
( ί -ί) We would run out of trees, then start chopping lampposts and telephone poles. Eventually we would run out of those as well, and take to chopping each other.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Powerstone 2 tournaments are more popular than soccer, baseball and golf put together!
( ί -ί) There would be a PDA system that would blair nothing but " I'M THE SCATMAN - SHIBIDYBIDY... MMMBODOBO! " until we inevitably kill ourselves.
( ˃ ˂) Everyone is telepathic, thus creating a global consciousness!
( ί -ί) ... School, Work, Going Out, all of those would be unbearable.
( ˃ ˂) A world where people have the power to redesign themselves, their homes, etc, using up the same existing space, but adding on virtual space (where you wouldn't be walkting into but out of, example: you get to the wall on your living room, you switch ambiences and then you turn back and it's a new room, but in the same space, a fourth dimension, so to speak).
( ί -ί) Somebody would get stuck inbetween, for sure.
( ί ί) The world made of one giantic mitten!
( ί -ί) Mittens would be used as maps and globes rather than as clothing and masturbation devices.
( ί ί) A world where everybody is named Dennis Rodman!
( ί -ί) Everyone would have AIDS, and star in bad movies that no one else will go to because they suck and they're busy with their own movies.
( ί ί) A world where nobody ages!
( ί -ί) Grandpa would be off having sex with supermodels and beating up hooligans to keep his multi-million dollar empire of street crime afloat instead of making fun of Junior for our entertainment.
( ί ί) A world where the Funk never died!
( ί -ί) And neither did Disco.
( ί ί) A world of cadillacs and dinosaurs!
( ί -ί) Dinosaurs x cars porn already exists. I donLt want this to happen for real.
( ί ί) A dessert world!
( ί -ί) Vegetables would become the new treat.
( ί ί) A desert world!
( ί -ί) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".
( ί ί) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!
( ί -ί) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ί ί) A world of free love!
( ί -ί) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.
( ί ί) Finland!
( ί -ί) Too little time for sex because I'd be working on Half-Life 3.
( ί ί) A world where "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" didn't exist!
( ί -ί) I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know, and I will never know, and therefore I already live in that world and it's not that great.
( ί ί) A world where you could still get fedoras really easily!
( ί -ί) A world where greasy, obnoxious sysadmins have to find another way to distinguish themselves, possibly involving assless chaps.
( ί ί) A world where pi and e are rational numbers!
( ί -ί) A world where the uncertainty principle was not needed, everything about physics was discovered by Newton, and where computers probably didn't exist.
( ί ί) A world where real magical spells could be invoked by obscure mathematical formulas! Besides the ability we already have of conjuring the spirits of the computer with not-so-magical spells!
( ί -ί) Spellcasters should be saved for the chick characters and we don't need them to be fat and/or full of acne.
( ί ί) A world where spells could be invoked by cute lolis chanting love poems and waving magical wands/staves!
( ί -ί) The world would fill with pedos wanting the girls to play with their magical staves.
Either that, or everybody's job would be to collect the Clow.
( ί ί) A world where spells were real and could be cast with real jesus-like love!
( ί -ί) I'm atheist though.
( ί ί) A world of total atheism!
( ί -ί) ... Dude that poses so many problems that I don't even know were to start. Just think: without religion most people would go insane and loose their raison d'être.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has their primary needs satisfied !
( ί -ί) BOOOOOOOOOOOORING
( ί ί) A world where Batman, Turkey was full of Batmen and Batwomen!
( ί -ί) Everyone would run around bitching about their dead parents
( ί ί) A world without spelling or typing mistakes!
( ί -ί) A grey world without Grammar Nazis.
( ί ί) A world where cannabis is as legal as beer.
( ί -ί) It would be like cooking stew in a pot of cold water...
( ί ί) A world where nerds didn't need revenge!
( ί -ί) A world where everyone speaks lojban.
( ί ί) A world where everyone can be a true American! Fuck yeah!
( ί ί) Actually that sounds pretty nice!
( ί ί) A world where I never woke up from this wonderful dream!
( ί -ί) There would be no 4-ch.
( ί ί) A world where internet isn't addicting !
( ί -ί) Compulsive delusional worrying about negativities in former world.
( ί ί) A world where the only ticket to popularity is knowing all the words to Cruel Angel Thesis!
( ί -ί) All the Koreans would be popular.
( ί ί) A world without fake nerds while nerd-ism is still mainstream!
( ί -ί) Impossible. If something is mainstream, insecure people will become posers in the hope they are accepted by the masses. Even if it could happen, people would be constantly trying to out-nerd each other, alpha nerds in each city would be in the thousands instead of the tens, more plain nerdy silent frigid virgin girls and you'd get shit like Nerd Idol appearing. Everything else I can think of is good (chess replacing football / soccer, math rock, post-rock, classical, chiptune, jazz and avant-garde electronica getting played on mainstream radio, the economy not being in a fucking mess etc.)
( ί ί) A world where people never back stabbed one-another!
( ί -ί) People would then just stab you in the face.
( ί ί) A world without those weird disembodied voices!
( ί -ί) The voices would be coming from dead bodies, which is even creepier.
( ί ί) A world in which I have a sandwich right now!
>>77
( ί -ί) One less sandwich for the rest of us.
( ί ί) The cake is not a lie!
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Portal? How petit bourgeoisie.
(₯ิ₯ิ)Α-̾ A word where cigarette smoking is once again an instant ticket to coolness and respectability!
( ί ί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ί -ί) Doing it wrong.
( ί ί) A world in which everyone does it right!
( ί -ί) A world where we don't have people like >>80 to laugh at.
( ί ί) A world where broccoli tastes like filet mignon!
( ί -ί) The price of broccoli would sky-rocket.
( ί ί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ί -ί) Smoking would never catch on, because there would never be anyone to pass on the "cool." Also, the government would fall apart without all those delicious, delicious taxes.
( ί ί) Everyone played "Go", and the world hierarcy (deciding income, jobs, home type, class, and social circle) was based on your playing skill. Once a year, tiered tournaments would occur worldwide to decide the new hierarchy, or you could challenge someone to 5 games and by winning most of them you could exchange lives.
( ί -ί) I would miss >79-san
( ί ί) A world where ideas appears automatically!
( ί -ί) Less people would act with great single-minded drive to improve society with their wonderful ideas and instead sit around all day thinking.
( ί ί) A world where nerdy girls actually liked nerdy boys instead of using our likeness as a fucking ticket to uniqueness and continually driving us into the ground with their god damn excuses and bullshit and lies and mismatched, horribly uncontrollable sexual drive which apparently can only be satisfied by a jerk who doesn't even know what a command-line is, doesn't read, doesn't even watch anime, and is generally good for nothing more than fulfilling wonderful sexual fantasies oh god please take it all away oh god oh god oh god
( ί -ί) A world where relationships would fall apart based on their own merits, slowly and painfully, rather than when someone better comes along.
( ί ί) A world where it was -10 Celcius all the time!
( ί -ί) It'd be pretty cold and things would die off
( ί ί) Planet earth shaped like a giant mitten!
( ί -ί) How the hell do I use these potions?!
( ί ί) A world where hookshotting was the main form of transportation!
( x_x) THERE'S A HOOKSHOT IN MY EYE!!! AGH!!!
( ί ί) A world where Anarchy Reigned!
( ί -ί) An entire wardrobe built on the theme of damaged/studded leather? No thanks.
( ί ί) A world where the only accepted system of currency was those huge stones they have on that one Pacific Island somewhere!
( ί -ί) The process diagram will contain oh my god look at the hooters on that one oh shit I just typed that out. Dammit, I did it again! God I hate this wind keyboard interface. backspace backspace... Wait! not the world, the action you stupid computer!
( ί ί) A world where we were at war with Vulcan, the theoritical planet exactly like ours that is in the same orbit as us, only on the opposite side of the sun.
( ί -ί) Each planet would have to send off fleets in the directions opposite their respective orbits, thus allowing them to come within the boundaries of each other without chasing a planet all the way around the sun, also probably making it really annoying for starships stationed in orbit for long periods of time because they'd have to always adjust their position to within bounds of their home planet. And if they thought Vulcan was Earth or Earth was Vulcan then shit would get really messy.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had a catdog!
( ί -ί) True, having cute heads on both ends would be awesome, but they would have to decide among the halves who got to be the pooper for the day, and seeing a dog or cat barfing up shit is definately on my "Nightmare" level.
( ί ί) Space travel was far cheaper because of space elevators!
( ί -ί) God damn it, Gary.
( ί ί) A world where power levels were recognized human transition states!
( ί -ί) Mass Emo floods as everyone disagrees with their power level of (log e).
( ί ί) A world where it was always warm, everything was free, nobody hoarded, and work was a happy duty.
( ί -ί) There's not enough space for everyone in Cuba.
( ί ί) A world without cats! It's flawless!
( ί -ί) No more Caturday
( ί ί) A world where it carries out and is w
( ί -ί) We live in that one allready.
( ί ί) A world without beady-eyes!
( ί -ί) You wouldn't know what large eyes would be.
( ί ί)A world where fingernails cut themselves.
( ί -ί) Clippings everywhere.
( ί ί) A world where money grows on trees!
( ί -ί) Apples and bananas from said trees would taste weird...
( ί ί) A world where everyone is a jazz pianist and there was no lack of bebop!
bah, shut up Mittens the Kitten. Go play in a blender
( ί -ί) Everyone would smoke, get hooked on drugs, and die blind and alone. And be nicknamed Toots.
( ί ί) The existence of a God was proven to be true!
( ί -ί) Which one
( ί -ί) Uncompleted posts
( ί ί) A world where >>106 link was clickable!
( ί -ί) It'd just release the emergency mittens and cause a false alarm
( ί ί) A world where emergency mittens can be used in situations other than emergencies, and just whenever we goddamn want to!
( ί -ί) Also, a world with no captchas.
( ί -ί) We'd have a flood of useless mittens.
( ί ί) A world where everything is soft!
( ί -ί) falling meteorites would tear the earth to shreds
( ί ί) .- / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- .... . .-. . / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / ... .--. --- -.- . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
( ί -ί) Lectures would start getting to me, Morse Code is hideous man.
( ί ί) A world where you don't think, feel and are tanasinn.
F(-.₯ίζ)tanasinn
( ί ί) A world where people are transformed in mittens once they are dead!
( ί -ί) You can't wear buried mittens...
( ί ί) A world where rivers of blood flowed freely and the doom of man drew ever nearer!
( ί -ί) But the mittens would get blood on them.
( ί ί) A world where everyone revered the mittens and kept them clean and fluffy soft!
( ί -ί) We wouldn't ever be able to release emergency mittens.
( ί ί) A world where there's no violence, crime, or human suffering!
( ί -ί) No crime? Where can I get my music fix now! I'm so poor....
( ί ί) A world where all regular DQN users are slightly richer!
( ί -ί) We would perhaps all become blind from the constant brightness of several more monitors, each playing a particularly action-packed anime at all times. Then there are the few stoners among us, who would, you know, smoke themselves into paralysis..... (raises hand)
( ί ί) A world where humans could fend off sleep for as long as they wanted without adverse side-effects!
( ί -ί) Welcome to the 120-hour work week.
( ί ί) A world with a universal stock ownership plan!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) A world without Oprah!
( ί -ί) Less free stuff = less cheap shit on eBay.
( ί ί) A world where bathrooms were either 'men', 'women', or 'DQN'!
( ί -ί) It's so flat
( ί ί) A world of infinite eurobeat!
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) PERFECT
( ί -ί) I bought that perfect world before realising I could use a MicroSD and R4.
( ί ί) A world in which you are crying out love in the centre!
( ί -ί) But then I'd be a beast.
( ί ί) A world where that mean old Ticktockman left the Harlequin alone!
( ί -ί) But then who would keep the schedule running? Don't YOU hate it when people are late? Also - I think that short story inspired some episodes of King-of-bandit Jing. Anything that inspired an anime based on dredging up terrible drinks to try to sound cool is not a perfect world.
( ί ί) A world where Evangelion not only ended right the first time, but was comprehensible in its meaning.
( ί -ί) I wouldn't feel so smug in pretending I knew what the hell was going on...
( ί ί) A world where Hare Hare Yukai was the main form of currency!
( ί -ί) Imagine just how much you would have to dance just to pay for a game... and then mulktiply that by a factor of a 1000 for a car. We wouldn't need cars, we'd be super fit.
( ί ί) A world where Atlantis has been discovered, and all sorts of cool tech is discovered!
( ί -ί) Whoever discovered the tech would stockpile it on a remote Micronesian island and use it to hide the island from all detection, effectively just creating another Atlantis.
( ί ί) A world where we inherited a super-cool party culture from the lost Micronesian nation of Funtopia!
( ί -ί) It'd be a super cool party, until something needed cleaning and then we'd all suddenly be slaves to our Funopian Overlords. Working to get enough money to party for a while, year after year. Wait a minute - that's already happening!
( ί ί) Cthulhu is real! He awakens from Rhyleh!
( ί -ί) The Old Gods kick us out of all of our homes and apartments and we all have to find new digs at the same time.
( ί ί) Everybody lives in a van down by the river!
( ί -ί) "Living by the water" loses its smugness.
( ί ί) A world in which we can communicate with animals!
( ί -ί) Zombie Interest Groups would hassle us with petitions.
( ί ί) A world where everyone communicates by carrier pigeon!
( ί -ί) When Avian Flu hit, We'd all die.
( ί ί) Marrying your cousin was cool!
( ί -ί) My cousin's a guy. An ugly guy.
( ί ί) An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture!
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ While I'm trapped in a bank vault, the human race is wiped out by nuclear war, leaving me with solitude, canned food and enough time to read every book in the library. Also, I don't wear glasses and have magical robot eyes that can't fall out or otherwise render me incapable of reading my books.
( ί -ί) 99.999~% books suck ass, you'll end up watching porn until you get too lonely and kill yourself by tipping over a bookshelf - only to be alive and trapped for a week before death takes you.
( _) An A.I. is built for regulating all human life. Wars end, work becomes a task-based optimization routine, all possible resources are reused. No wasteful products are made, and old things are used until they break and are recycled. Socialism reigns, and being poor or hungry is a thing of the past. Serious criminals are euthanised.
( ί -ί) 120 hour work weeks
( ί ί) A world where mittens are used as currency!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't be able to wear such dirty mittens...
( ί ί) A world which was a dream from Yume Nikki and it actually made sense for everyone to endlessly search for things like luminescent trees or series of oddly placed easter eggs!
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) A world where people dodged questions by fobbing them off to >>145!
( ί -ί) I'd just ignore them.
( ί ί) A world where everybody is in a constant state of never-ending joy and good will, where nobody can ever suffer or die or be injured.
( ί -ί) Then what would the masochists do?
( ί ί) A world were everyone speaks the same language!
( ί -ί) Engrish.com wouldn't exist.
( ί ί) A world were every girl had soft but firm tits of their preferred size that never sagged or pointed in weird directions and every man had ideal penises and never suffered from impotence!
( ί -ί) Sex crazed people --> Overpopulation. But very attractive overpopulation.
( ί ί) A world where it was always sunny, even outside of Philadelphia.
( ί -ί) Just like if every place were like Saitama, Philidelphia would lose it's charm.
( ί ί) A world without spam-bots so captchas wouldn't be necessary!
( ί -ί) There wouldn't be any silly threads dedicated to making nonsensical captchas seem like real words.
( ί ί) A world where F-Zero style races existed and half the worlds resources were dedicated to building outrageously extravagant racetracks in the sky!
( ί -ί) The tracks would fall and kill us all if the power went out.
( ί ί) A world where the physics and other scientific rules were similar to those in the Mario games!
( ί -ί) The Angry Sun would kill us all.
( ί ί) A world where future time is now! Everyone flies to work with jetpacks!
( ί -ί) If the future was always now then the future would always be relative to the current present, thus causing us to never actually settle into a specific time because we would be constantly shifting forwards in time.
( ί ί) A world in which Linux was the most widely used OS!
( ί -ί) Everyone is too busy writing their own kernel to get anything done.
( ί ί) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ί -ί) The drool, oh God the drool!
( ί ί) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ί -ί) Where's the challenge in that?
( ί ί) A world ruled by a benevolent and yet tyrannical meritocracy!
( ί -ί) Our Rules would discover we were all without merit, and turn us into soylent green.
( ί ί) The whole world was wiped clean. Damage by polution was erased, All human Architecture was razed to the ground and no evidence remained. Human civilization was destroyed, leaving 99.999% of humanity dead. The remaining 700 000 or so would be devided into small groups of around 100 all across the planet. The absolute laws -1. once a group gets to be larger than 150 people, the group must split up into two, with one half finding a new spot a few miles down the road. 2. There can be no waste, and nothing must harm the planet. 3. Add your own laws as long as the do not contradict the first two.
( ί -ί) I'd probably be one of the dead ones. On the upside, so would you.
( ί ί) A world without ecochondriacs freaking out about natural climate variability!
( ί -ί) We'd have to find something else to distract us from our real problems.
( ί ί) A world made of pudding!
( ί -ί) We'd have to eat something else to distract us from all the pudding.
( ί ί) A world where if you get fragged, you'd respawn at a set point (which could be set anywhere after you've gained enough frag points)!
( ί -ί) Actually, that's too perfect.
Όρρρi ί ίjρρρ½ A word where BUUUUN!!
( ί -ί) Everyone's arms would get tired real fast.
( ί ί) A world where basic laws of nature, such as gravity and breathing, were entirely optional!
( ί -ί) All it takes it one dillweed upping the gravity to flatten us all.
( ί ί) A world free of disease!
( ί -ί) The basic premise of RENT would be a bunch of people standing on a stage -- Team America would have no source for half of its plot!
( ί ί) A world where dinosaurs still existed, and lived in zoos! And didn't suddenly break free and kill us all!
( ί -ί) Well what's the fun in that?
( ί ί) Everyone rode Raptors to work!
( ί -ί) Commuting in the winter would be a hassle, being that raptors are cold blooded and all.
( ί ί) H
( ί -ί) 2 out of 5 frogs survive the freezing process.
( ί ί) If you lick Cirno, your tongue will stick to her cheek!
( ί -ί) My tongue would be permanently stuck to her cheek...
( ί ί) The whole world was just like DQN!
( ί -ί) Entire world population: 6. All pimply fat guys.
( ί ί) Everybody in the world haz :tenbux:
( ί -ί) we all would be the kind of people that would know obscure trivia soo obscure that nobody would leave their homes, thus destroying us over a period of 100 years as breeding ceases.
( ί ί) There's no such thing as money
( ί -ί) The inefficient barter system would make it difficult for people to acquire food and basic necessities!
( ί ί) All land is rented from the government!
( ί -ί) What does my landlord do when I download pr0nz from their cable system?
( ί ί) A world where nerdy people can get laid more easily than jocks!
( ί -ί) The jocks can still beat up the nerds... and now they'll be more inclined to do so.
( ί ί) A world of bros!
( ί -ί) Too many FISTS and not enough progress.
( ί ί) A world where gum never loses its flavor!
( ί -ί) My jaw would get tired
( ί ί) A world where everyone can communicate with everyone, regardless of language spoken
( ί -ί) Everyone would be able to tell me exactly what they think of me...
( ί ί) Setting: SPACE. A Spaceship astride a nebula, with a constant and unlimited supply of resources gathered by robots.
Plot: The ship has all of humanity aboard, all linked into a massive online world. This central world would have many satellite worlds for fun and adventure and personal use. non intelligent robots run everything, while new worlds are added by in-game programmers while others are removed from dissuse, or remained backed up in the infinite capacity of holographic memory cubes. Any in-world deaths are relatively painless and re-spawns occur in safe zones. People can also move their "avatar" in emergencies.
( ί -ί) People who felt like they no longer needed to live would be stuck.
( ί ί) A world where everybody gets to be a rock star!
( ί -ί) We already have that, and Guitar Hero sucks.
( ί ί) A world where true!
( ί -ί) if happy == false: suicide
( ί ί) A world where Immanuel Kant was still alive!
( ί -ί) Extremely old philosophers? I think not.
( ί ί) A world where the oceans were made of delicious soup!
( ί -ί) It would be a sea creature soup so a lot of people couldn't eat it. Also would go bad in a few days, and then we'd have algea soup, or slime mold soup. The stench would be overwhelming.
( ί ί) A world where Heath Ledger still lived!
( ί -ί) Morrissey would have one less dead gay icon to idolise.
( ί ί) Being rich enough to buy back your past
( ί -ί) Time inflation would be through the roof.
( ί ί) Mandatory neural implants for every human being on Earth trigger an orgasm every time we recycle according to local civic standards.
( ί -ί) Soiled pants.
( ί ί) Semen-proof garments!
( ί -ί) Soiled legs.
( ί ί) Semen-proof limbs!
( ί -ί) Soiled pants.
( ί ί) Semen-proof women!
( ί -ί) Bukakke is impossible.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has access to the internet!
( ί -ί) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have.
( ί ί) A world where sexy magical girls were real!
( ί -ί) Do you want women running things?! FUUUCK.
( ί ί) A world without Vericodes! (Mine was "death", creeepy)
( ί -ί) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have
( ί ί) A world without pants!
( ί -ί) Much mocking of our less-equipped friends
( ί ί) A world made of pants!
( ί -ί) Life in the desert would be even worse than it already is.
( ί ί) A world where people can change the weather and altitude whenver they want.
( ί -ί) Baked goods would never cook right.
( ί ί) A land where salty foods didn't have the unfortunate side effect of inducing thirst!
( ί -ί) Tacos wouldn't rule then.
( ί ί) A world where all females were mithras and vieras!
( ί -ί) ...The sterile "Cabbit" would be immediately subjugated to endless prostitution [SAD]. BUT all those girls would be so super hawt that they'd eventually see all human men as just plain ugly, and stick to their own races and /or lesbianism.
( ί ί) N64 beat the PSX back in the day!
( ί -ί) We'd all be using a strange controller with weird buttons and only one joystick.
( ί ί) A world without misunderstandings.
( ί -ί) NO Lies -> Terrible knowledge -> ??? -> clawing out your own eyes.
( ί ί) A world without Promises.
( ί -ί) What do you mean, my promise ring doesn't mean anythin--- AHHHRG NOT THE POOPER!
( ί ί) A world where everyone's a nudist, except for the ugly people!
( ί -ί) We already live there, kinda - and it's not that great. although, in your world, beautiful people would be forced to be nudists, so they'd have to be someplace warm, and die from skin cancer, leaving only the ugly.
( ί ί) Megaman X-like Reploids roamed the earth, bestowing their sun-powered love upon us all!
( ί -ί) Mavericks
( ί ί) The singularity happens and everyone "lives" in a digital world they have full control over!
( ί -ί) Screwed over when the limitations of the digital age of the singularity finally catch up with them.
"I'm sorry - due to space limitations, you are now limited to one character. If you would like to log in, please wait... 45 minutes.
Would you like to wait in line? Y/N"
( ί ί) Maverick Robots destroy humanity, living peacefully on planet earth without mankind.
( ί -ί) I'm a Time Dwarf on Zeta2 Reticuli. That would suck.
( ί ί) The Culture exists, and allows immigration from Earth!
( ί -ί) What would be the point of leaving? Everythings already so nice on Earth now that the Culture exists... Also, the creation of mass Group minds of Goths subliming together would depress everyone in the known universe.
( ί ί) You and 199 people are awoken in a newly reformed Earth. Your missiion: re-populate that bitch.
( ί -ί) How are I and 199 male dokyuns going to repopulate Earth?!
( ί ί) Will Smith was the teacher of all your mathematics classes!
( ί -ί) They would be Scientologist mathematics classes.
( ί ί) Morrissey was the teacher of your PE classes!
( ί -ί) Morrissey suck at gym.
( ί ί) Printers flashing on and off at EVERY hour of the day!
( ί ί)Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him.
( ί ί) A world where Religion didn't cause pointless bloodshed!
( ί -ί) Meh.
( ί ί) A world with asdfashdkdshfkfhasdkfdjfhkadfhlvsldjnsdbgfn34u9pt h934[qr3io;wjklaer; tjklghjklgerhl;gjkrhjerlahyket
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( ί ί) A world where !
( ί -ί) But even so, there's no there there.
( ί ί) A world where I've got SLACK!
( ί -ί) Loose living is a slippery slope.
( ί ί) A world where everyone communicates by singing!
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( ί -ί) that.
( ί ί) The Matrix, except without Neo screwing it all up.
( ί -ί) What happens to the drunk that opens the wrong door?
( ί ί) a world where nobody ever suffers old age!
( LΦ`) Would I slide by the wayside, or would I just die?
( ί ί) A world where food never perishes!
( ί -ί) farmers will be out of their jobs and not enough jobs to give out
( ί ί) Everyone is issued jetpacks and candy grew on trees
( ί -ί) Less frequent flyer miles and more dentist appointments.
( ί ί) A world where everyone was one person and one person was everyone. Now we can't disagree with ourselves.
( ί -ί) Puchuus.
( ί ί) The world was displayed as a 2D anime, but still kept to real world physics.
( ί -ί) When I go to pee my penis is pixellated
( ί ί) A world where your food hovers so you don't need plates and pots and pans, so you don't need to wash them
( ί -ί) Hot soup.
( ί ί) A world without idiots, dumbasses, or pricks! Any that are currently in existance will be turned into little girls/boys of the opposite gender of what they once were.
( ί -ί) wat
( ί ί) h
( ί -ί) H, obviously.
( ί ί) A world where nasal mucus is extremely good for you, and tastes great
( ί -ί) The Mad Hatter...
( ί ί) Everyday was your Unbirthday!
( ί -ί) It would never be your birthday.
( ί ί) Everyone finally agreed on Han Unification!
( ί -ί) Math users would never be able to divide anything.
( ί ί) A world where dividing by zero actually accomplishes something!
( ί -ί) When it does accomplish something, we wouldn't really care.
( ί ί) A world where life didn't need an intake of resources and an output of waste! Eating is optional and shitting is too!
( ί -ί) Pigs, cows and chickens would overpopulate and overthrow our rule. Four legs good, two legs bad.
( ί ί) A Perfect World with No Flaws!
( ί -ί) We wouldn't have this thread.
( ί ί) A world where there was no DADDYCOOL!
( ί -ί) We'd still have Doggy Cool and then instead we'd have to convert our money into dog biscuits
( ί ί) A world where we had our own ITALIAN VIPPER, only he was a dokyun instead of a VIPPER!
( ί -ί) Bippity Boopity.
( ί ί) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!
( ί -ί) High school musical.
( ί ί) A world without captchas!
( ί -ί) Spambots.
( ί ί) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!
( ί -ί) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference
( ί ί) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!
( ί -ί) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.
( ί ί) A world with mecha!
( ί -ί) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots
( ί ί) Masturbating to comatose girls!!
( ί -ί) She might wake up!
( ί ί) A world where threads could reach 1000!
( ί -ί) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?
( ί ί) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!
( LΦ`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!
( ί ί) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!
( ˃ D˂) September reminds me of death.
( ί ί) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!
( ί -ί) Then what happens?
( ί ί) A world where the eternal september never happened!
( ί -ί) The internet as a creative medium would still be held back in the Usenet days, preventing such sites as Niconico Douga and 2ch from existing. Also, it would currently be December.
( ί ί) There are no homosexuals, and all religious people and atheists alike stop fighting over their beliefs!
( ί -ί) A world without Freddie Mercury? No thanks.
( ί ί) A perfect world without flaws!
( ί -ί) It doesn't exist.
( ί ί) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.
no cannon fodder for late night talk shows
hitler hated blacks AND jews.
( ί -ί) It turn out it was the source of his musical genius
( ί ί) A world where Billy Joel was beheld as king of men
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( ί ί) A world where daddy didn't hit me!
( ί -ί) That whole drama between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could have been avoided.
( ί ί) A world without celebrities!
( ˃ D˂) What will happen to porn stars? And anime characters? And anime studios? And Barrack Osama? And id software? And Jesus? And Satan? And God? Bhudda? Ghandi? MLK? JFK? Back Street Boys? Hancock? Jackie Chan? And... And... EVERYTHING!
( ί ί) A world where countries get wiped off the planet and sent to an alternate dimension by being voted off Survivor style!
( ί -ί) The USA went first, and no one picked up the pilot.
( ί ί) A world where a happy thought will make you fly!
( ί -ί) Flying pedophiles.
( ί ί) A world made completely of Tanasinn!
(ζζζζζζ) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ί ί) A world where SPARKY4 wasn't such an idiot!!!!
( ί -ί) then we would have to pretend to be civil to him instead of just being an asshole to him
( ί ί) The death of Sparky4
( ί -ί) Utter boredom. Nothing to stir us from our complacency.
( ί ί) Free universal internets, without the need for machines, even!
( ί -ί) Telepathic pedophiles and /b/tards spamming the noosphere.
( ί ί) A world where people were immortal and stopped aging at 24. Sex didn't have the consequence of impregnation. And impregnation only happend via artificial means.
( ί -ί) Everything would be completely devoid of meaning.
( ί ί) A world with pause and rewind buttons.
( ί -ί) Is this world VHS or Beta?
( ί ί) A world where everything would be completely devoid of meaning!
( ί -ί) That's really not all that much better than what we have now. Plus, I wouldn't like mittens.
( ί ί) ...KIKES!
|EQE| The Kike is a lie.
|EQE| Path curvature due to acceleration and rotation is canceled by magnetic and/or electric field gradients that produce an effective levitation of slow atoms.
( ί -ί) Soooooomebody doesn't like baseball.
( ί ί) We begin the armed intervention to all warfare with GUNDAM!
( ί -ί) The machines would probably end up being more like "Ring of Red" which is kinda cool in a steampunk sort of way. But still, are only good on one-on-one confrontations, and really slow.
( ί ί) The Police had Tanks!
( ί -ί) The entire world is China,
( ˃ ˂) The entire world is China!
( ί -ί) Smog in the sky, sewage and spent solvents in the rivers and sea, and lead in every toy and tool.
( ί ί) The entire world is Norway!
( ί -ί) Forget Norway!
( ί ί) The entire world is Kenya!
( ί -ί) Lions and tigers only in kenyaaaaa- Please, do not make me continue this Weebl and Bob crap.
( ί ί) A world where I got used to my nightmares!
( ί -ί) I'm already used to your nightmares.
( ί ί) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ί -ί) DICKS EVERYWHERE
( ί ί) A world where each of us could have his own Konata clone!
( ί -ί) Everything about >>278 made me laugh loudly in my chair.
( ί ί) A world where people don't have to drink much to get to a good level of drunk, then it lasts for a long time!
( ί -ί) Everyone is CONSTANTLY wasted.
( ί ί) A world where it isnt september anymore!
fuck those fucking other months. september is a mans month.
DnD 4.0 doesn't suck.
(ί- ί ) What? Who said that? Must be my imagination...
( ί -ί) Oh well. Must be daydreaming about some exquisite fantasy of mine...
( ί -ί) But just in case... DnD sucks.
( ί ί) A world where people could hack into and rewrite the code of reality. A lainable world.
(captcha for this post is lainable)
( ί -ί) Lame, second-life like Reality.
( ί ί) Via some crazy space anamolies, electricity becomes unusable.
( ί -ί) There's a name for this phenomenon... It's called Africa.
( ί ί) Everyone can see ghosts!
( ί -ί) There'd be some asshole ghosts, and they'd all watch you masturbate
( ί ί) A world where everyone's hair is tidy when they wake up in the morning!
( ί -ί) Einstein would have looked too much like everyone else, and then many of his contributions to science would be forgotten because people would have thought he was ordinary.
( ί ί) A world where people can alter the laws of physics whenever they want!
( ί -ί) Football games would never be won.
( ί ί) A world where the perfect game that everyone could play and enjoy exists!
( ί -ί) SOMEONE would find a way to fuck it up.
( ί ί) A world where fast food doesn't kill people!
( ί -ί) More stupid people grow up to piss in the gene pool.
( ί ί) A world where you can split yourself up into indentical people, while both halves would act the same, when they both joined back together the experiences would merge! you could play games AND go to work!
( ί -ί) What happens if one of yourself gets AIDS?
( ί ί) People were offered to transcend every year after the age of 50. Transcending is pretty much considered dying and being sent to the respected afterlife without the messy process of death and cleanup afterwards.
( ί -ί) Suicide booths are cheaper and easier.
( ί ί) We had a SIN-like being rampaging around the world every couple of years, keeping the population down, while simultaneously keeping wars at a minimum while everyone focuses their ire on SIN.
( ί -ί) That would be terrifying, why would that be a perfect world?
( ί ί) A world where everyone cold dance, at least had some sort of moves they could do at parties and be happy!
( ί -ί) Dance instructors would be out of work, and eventually starve to death
( ί ί) Present Day Earth!
( ί -ί) Don't get me started.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had extra mittens!
( ί -ί) What would be the point of releasing emergency mittens?
( ί ί) A world where Dethklok held weekly concerts, at which they would throw 500 people into an active volcano while singing, "Briefcase full of guts"!
( ί -ί) The whole world's population would end up in the volcano, except for China.
( ί ί) A world where repetitive and annoying infomercials caused amazing orgasms!
( ί -ί) Shamwow guy giving me an orgasm.
( ί ί) A world where both America and Japan didn't exist!
( ί -ί) There's nothing left...
( ί ί) A world where only America and Japan existed!
( ί -ί) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.
( ί ί) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!
( ί -ί) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.
( ί ί) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!
( ί -ί) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.
( ί ί) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!
( ί -ί) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.
( ί ί) A world where vampires really existed!
( ί -ί) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.
( ί ί) A world where hampires really existed!
( ί -ί) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.
( ί ί) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!
( ί -ί) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?
( ί ί) A world where nobody talked about vampires!
( ί -ί) But then what would we talk about?
( ί ί) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!
( ί -ί) What am I going to do with 100 yen?
( ί ί) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!
( ί -ί) 100 in monopoly money
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( ί ί) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!
( ί -ί) When would we party?
( ί ί) A world where necrophilia was legal!
( ί -ί) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.
( ί ί) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.
( ί -ί) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.
( ί ί) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!
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also, fat is good for you.
( ί -ί) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.
( ί ί) A world where
no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.
A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.
( ί -ί) Where is it?
( ί ί) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.
( ί -ί) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.
( ί ί) A world where people are fireproof!
( ί -ί) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.
( ί ί) A world where people could breath fire!
( ί -ί) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.
( ί ί) A world equipped with "save/load game."
( ί -ί) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.
( ί ί) A world with meaning!
( ί -ί) More people making jokes about the number 42.
( ί ί) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!
( ί -ί) Great, all we need is more jocks.
( ί ί) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!
( ί -ί) Great, all we need is more cavities.
( ί -ί) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!
Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.
a world where the world wears underwear.
( ί -ί) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?
( ί ί) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!
( ί ί) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!
( ί ί) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!
( ί -ί) Only one drug?
( ί ί) A world wherζζiζζζhζmζζses!
( ί -ί) Tanasinn
( ί ί) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.
( ί -ί) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.
( ί ί) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.
( ί -ί) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.
( ί ί) A world where I can have a pet lemur!
( ί -ί) Rabies
( ί ί) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!
i@ί mίjI'm not into the whole fishing thing
i@ί mίjA world where I would actually be into something.
( ί -ί) You'd suck at it.
( ί ί) A world where everyone is sexy!
( ί -ί) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.
( ί ί) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!
( ί -ί) We'd forget to feel.
( ί ί) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!
( ί -ί) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.
( ί ί) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( ί -ί) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!
( ί ί) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!
( ί -ί) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.
( ί ί) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.
( ί -ί) I like climate change.
( ί ί) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!
( ί -ί) The environmentalists win.
( ί ί) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!
( ί -ί) 1984.
( ί ί) A world where Individualism didn't exist!
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( ί ί) A world of tasty frosting!
( ί -ί)Diabeetus.
( ί ί) A world where I could variate a theme!
( ί -ί) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough
( ί ί) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!
( ί -ί) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.
( ί ί) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!
( ί -ί) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.
( ί ί) A world where there exists forums without bitching!
( ί -ί) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?
( ί ί) A world where there were no countries.
( ί -ί) Above us only sky.
( ί ί) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!
( ί -ί) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?
( ί ί) A world without Daddy Cool!
( ί -ί) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.
( ί ί) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!
( ί -ί) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.
( ί ί) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ί -ί) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ί ί) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ί -ί) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.
( ί ί) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!
( ί -ί) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.
( ί ί) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!
( ί -ί) Would you really even eat it?
( ί ί) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!
( ί -ί) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).
( ί ί) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.
( ί -ί) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.
( ί ί) A world without STDs!
( > <) This post has been brought to you by the word jazzment!
( ί -ί) There would be so many goddamn people.
( ί ί) A world without people!
( ί -ί) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.
( ί ί) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!
( ί ί) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!
( ί ί) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!
( ί -ί) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.
( ί ί) A world where God played dice!
( ί -ί) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had procedural wings!
( ί -ί) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.
( ί ί) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!
( ί -ί) Cancer.
( ί ί) A world where a third party president won the election for once!
( ί -ί) The rest of the world would start to like America again.
( ί ί) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!
( ί -ί) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.
( ί ί) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!
( ί -ί) We'd die four times quicker.
( ί ί) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!
( ί -ί) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.
( ί ί) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!
( ί -ί) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.
( ί ί) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!
How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?
A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.
( ί -ί) Americans are fat enough.
( ί ί) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.
( ί -ί) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.
( ί ί) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!
( ί -ί) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...
( ί ί) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!
( ί -ί) FAT PEOPLE
( ί ί) A world where you had a girlfriend!!
( ί -ί) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ί ί) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!
( ί -ί) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.
( ί ί) ◕ ◡ ◕
( ί -ί) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.
( ί ί) ◕ ◡ ◕
( ί ί) ◕ ◡ ◕
( ί -ί) ( ◕ -◕)
( ί ί) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!
( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.
( ◕ ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.
( ί -ί) We'd have nobody to make fun of.
( ί ί) A world where drinking tea was always respected!
( ί -ί) IMPOSSIBLE
( ί ί) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.
( ί -ί) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.
( ί ί) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!
( ί -ί) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.
( ί ί) I can.
( ί ί) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ί ί) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!
( ί -ί) But that's what makes him great...
( ί ί) A world with achievable goals.
( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!
( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.
( ί ◡ί) A world without women!
( ί -ί) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.
( ί ί) A world without men!
( ί -ί) No internet.
( ί ί) A world without women!
( ί -ί) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.
( ί ί) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!
( ί -ί) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?
( ί -ί) >>400, this is a discussion between Schrödinger-romantic people. If you aren't going to contribute, I suggest going to Rei's Diner.
( ί ί) BACK ON TOPIC!
( ί -ί) Without the backbone of a morale society, you're just left with sheeple, retards, dumb fucks, socialists, communists, coreans, pedophiles, furries and Chinese. Effectively, your world is 4chan. The most imperfect world there is. On the other hand, your world cannot exist due to duality as there are two sides to every coin.
( ί ί) A world where people are both alive and dead at the same time, all the time!
( ᴼ -ᴼ) GAHH! ZOMBIES!
( ί ί) How about if flying dragons were a feasible method of travel?
( ί -ί) Christians wouldn't shut up about creationism and how the Earth is really 6000 years old and the such.
( ί ί) A world where women would shut up and make me a sandwich
( ί -ί) They still wouldn't sleep with you.
( ί ί) A world where men would shut up and make me a king.
( LΦ`) They still wouldn't sleep with you. I was king after the war and I couldn't get any man-ass for the life of me. I had to settle for a common tavern wench. That's how Juniors father was born.
( LΦ`) A world where Junior would stop asking me annoying questions.
(EΝE) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
(EΝE) A world where Grandpa would finally just keel over and die!
( LΦ`) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.
( LΦ`) A world where optical media was made out of a super-hard, super-durable, indestructable substance!
( ί -ί) But I like smashing the free AOL CDs
( ί ί) A world where I win the lottery today. Just me.
Lotto doesnt pay put to dead people.
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( ί -ί) emergency mittens would cause massive economic fluctuation. also mittens in strippers g-strings. ewww.
( ί ί) a world where no one got hurt when they were drunk!
( ί -ί) All us sober people would have to deal with the unspeakable crap you drunk people do.
( ί ί) A world where being drunk had no repercussions except a general bliss and tolerance of life's many problems!
( ί -ί) The Senate would be tolerant of all of life's problems and full of a general bliss..
( ί ί) Working was easy!
( ί -ί) What would re-grow the trees after the hurricanes destroy them?
( ί ί) A world where the smart people would ride short buses and the retarded and crippled would ride normal buses!
( ί -ί) But smart people don't want to feel special.
( ί ί) A world without class.
( ί -ί) Making new, custom instances of objects would be impossible and consequently there'd be no uniqueness.
( ί ί) A world without Java!
( ί -ί) But Java is the only coffee I like
( ί ί) A world where pets lived as long as their owners do and never have to be euthanized!
( ί -ί) Pets would be subjected to dozes of years of boredom and torment at the hands of their "owners" (read: captors) rather than being able to mercifully die.
( ί ί) Instead of technology, magic was a rudimentary skill everyone had (elemental) and mankind used magic to fuel our inventions! fire for steampunk stuff! lightning for computers! unlimited energy! Also, it somehow didn't violate the laws of a contained system...
( ί -ί) Steampunk fashion
( ί ί) A world where you could solve your problems through music!!
( ί -ί) We'd be elves. Though not uncool, I for one would certainly become bored with staying earthbound.
( ί ί) A world which primarily favors open source and is actively abandoning all that is contrary!
( ί -ί) But then playing online videogames would suck because of all the cheaters...
( ί ί) A fun world where everyone can enjoy doing what they want without disrupting other people's fun, even if what they enjoy is to not have fun!
( ί -ί) We have that already, but nobody's trying.
( ί ί) A hueg void where the planet used to be!
( ί -ί) A hueg void where the planet used to be.
( ί ί) A bigger planet!
( ί -ί) Beefy Women from double gravity. Also, it wouldn't solve anything from lack of space, we'd just fight over more stuff.
( ί ί) One word: RAYGUNS
( ί -ί) Two words: Very painful.
( ί ί) A world were everyone included word games naturally into how they communicate with each other.
( ί -ί) XCL BLKCL GCTW JBBTCG
( ί ί) A world where I was never born!
( ί -ί) Yeah lets fuck up the rest of the universe.
( ί ί) A world with animals who could talk!
( ί -ί) We would all realise how much the animals hate us.
( ί ί) A world where humans couldn't talk!
( ί -ί)
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>>431
( ί -ί) You really don't want to see me in a leather teddy.
( ί ί) A world where side quests gave you experience points in addition to rewards. JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
( ί -ί) But then how would they make us play together instead of solo?
( ί ί) You can record and then re-watch your dreams!
( ί -ί) I dont want anyone seeing my subconcious.
( ί ί) No one dies, ever!
( ί -ί) There will be no one who can successfully exterminate the furries.
( ί ί) A world where you could literally put yourself in other people's shoes, and live as them!
( ί -ί) Didn't they make a Jack Chick Tract of that? And didn't it suck?
( ί ί) A world where you could choose your own captcha!
( ί -ί) Hello sir, I am a BOT. Would you like to see my dissertation on the word "booies"?
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
( ί ί) Instead of giant govt appointed people voting on things, every citizen of the country gets a voting tablet, and for an hour every day, people can sit and read a concise representation of two sides of an issue, and then vote on it, or several things (wireless, encrypted).
( ί -ί) That's boring and no one would do it.
( ί ί) If Victorian-era bicycles came back into fashion!
( ί -ί) You moron. You can't market that to fat people. And they aren't phat enough for normal people.
( ί ί) If Victorian-era fashion came back into fashion!
( ί -ί) Global warming and Victorian-era fashion will ultimately lead to human extinction due to heat exhaustion.
( ί ί) Girls were actually cute and innocent.
( ί -ί) They'd never put out.
( ί ί) Everyone loves anal!
( ί -ί) Everyone smells like poo.
( ί ί) Everybody loves Clonepa!
( ί -ί) This thread is about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.
( ί ί) Open season on killing clonepas!
( ί -ί) Kill him in his own thread, please.
( ί ί) A message board where threads never went off-topic!
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( ί ί) A world where people cared more about cleanliness!
( ί -ί) If you starved to death, users on DQN will drop from 5 to 4.
( ί ί) A world where mittens were edible!
( ί -ί) We'd use up ALL the emergency mittens.
( ί ί) A world where there were 10 DQN posters!
( ί -ί) We'd become Slashdot.
( ί ί) A world without the need for regular expressions!
( ί -ί) We'd burst into dust.
( ί ί) A world where you're pulling my tit!
( ί -ί) Everyone would wonder who you stole it from.
( ί ί) A world where fusion power is dirt-cheap and plentiful!
( ί -ί) Dragonball Z would have been even worse.
( ί ί) A world where I am not addicted to the internet!
( ί -ί) Yet another depressing scenario wherein DQN's user count drops from 5 to 4, and us four are left wondering if it will ever be as beautiful again.
( ί ί) A world where humans had only 4 fingers!
( ί ί) A world where everyone loved DQN!
( ί -ί) Then we would become /b/
( ί -ί) We would have to relearn how to type, and DQN's user count drops from 1 to none.
( ί ί) A world where women weren't fickle bitches!
( ί -ί) Could never happen
( ί ί) A world where everyone was fickle bitches!
( ί -ί) Everybody would be a woman, and while lesbian couples are fun, they are still infertile.
( ί ί) A world where everybody was a futa!
( ί -ί) Sex would eventually become boring as we really couldn't do anything other than anal.
( ί ί) A world where lesbians could procreate - and we were all lesbians!
( ί -ί) What happens when a couple has children, and each one gives birth to a child? WHICH ONE'S THE DADDY!?
( ί ί) A world where the entire planet was taken over by a massive, aggressive, living forest!
( ί -ί) You shall not pass.
( ί ί) Everybody was futa, the type WITH a vagina but without the baggage that gets in the way!
( ί -ί) Instead of men worrying about their penis being too small and women worrying their breasts being to small, we'd all have to worry about both.
( ί ί) A world where every one turned into a sprakly-eyed long-hair sexy bishonen so that all the hot chicks who previously scorned us would fall madly in love with us. But, because their bitchs, we would get all get revenge on them by being gay. And I don't mean the "look at me I'm FABULOUS" gay, I mean the cool "I'm just a regular guy who happens to like guys, like that dude who played Gandalf" gay.
( ί -ί) Then again, because everyone's a gay sparkly-eyed, long-haired, sexy bishonen... Everyone's a guy and noone's a girl. We'd be gay without having the joy of watching women suffer because they can't have us.
( ί ί) A world where people swapped genders for some uncommon reason or another (such as sneezing) when they hit puberty. To avoid conflict, genderswapping stops happening if the person in question becomes pregnant.
( ί -ί) I would have an erection all the time - that's my fetish. D:
( ί ί) A world where erections didn't get in the way of things!
( ί -ί) Micropenis.
( ί ί) A world where catgirls/boys and doggirls/boys existed due to genetic splicing (ears, tails, heightened abilities, etc) and were mixed in with general human population and were not uncommon.
( ί -ί) Poop everywhere.
( ί ί) A world where every man and every woman is a star!
( ί -ί) I'm not a VIPSTAR, I'll always be just a regular POPSTAR.
( ί ί) A world where musical talent was inherent!
( ί -ί) American Idol. On every channel.
( ί ί) A world where people only knew how to feel!
( ί -ί) The world would be Tanasinn.
( ί ί) Wζζ thatζζζζ ζe ζζly AζζEζ
( ί ί) ζζζζζζζζζ
( ί -ί) Don't think... Feeeeel and you will be Tanasinn.
( ί ί) A world without Tanasinn!
( ί -ί) Lots of thinking and no feeling.
( ί ί) A world without "ITT we find flaws in a perfect world" threads!
( ί -ί) None of us would exist...
( ί ί) A world without leaders!
( ί -ί) Everyone's a loser.
( ί ί) A world without losers!
( ί -ί) Everyone's a leader.
( ί ί) A world without Indians!
( ί -ί) There'd be nowhere to outsource our tech support to.
( ί ί) A world without outsourcing!
( ί -ί) Whaaaat? I don't want to do any of this... Can't we pay someone else to do it..?
( ί ί) A world where it is globally recognised that the "criminal" path is in fact overall more difficult and less fulfilling. Additionally, having recognised this, people are good out of a general desire to be good, rather than feeling forced to.
( ί -ί) But in a world with universal good, there would be no proper balance between good and evil, thus good wouldn't actually exist, as good needs evil to exist.
( ί ί) A world without paradox!
( ί -ί) Mages are powerful enough already.
( ί ί) A world without Mages!
( ί -ί) Not on my watch you won't.
( ί ί) A world without Rocket Propelled Grenades
( ί -ί) Not on my jihad you won't.
( ί ί) A world without religious extremism!
( ί -ί) Those ugly-ass WTC towers would still be standing there uglifying the skyline.
( ί ί) A world with good taste and ONLY good taste!
( ί -ί) Good taste, by ceasing to have any rivals for people's tastes, would cease to be considered "good".
( ί ί) A world where everyone is Japanese!
( ί -ί) We'd all be xenophobic towards non-existent Westerners.
( ί ί) A world where the trains are always on time!
( ί -ί) People would plan their days around train crashes.
( ί ί) A world where machines used water instead of oil as fuel!
We might run out of drinking water.
A world where people could live off the power of love alone!
( ί -ί) Homoeroticism abounds
( ί ί) A world where dreams are reality
( ί -ί) No Giga-Slave.
( ί ί) Mars bars were actually Peanut Cheese Bars! (*warning: may contain nuts)
( ί -ί) People with peanut allergies wou-
( ί ί) Wait, that's a good thing!
( ί ί) A world where second impact really happened!
( ί -ί) Shinji.
( ί ί) A world where we were invaded by Lunarians!
( ί -ί) Palom and Porom
( ί ί) A world where you could shoot yourself in the head and instead of dieing mythical people/creatures come out!
Zeus is a serial rapist.
A world where we were invaded by sexy librarians!
( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in the books than you.
( ί ί) A world where we were invaded by sexy police officers!
( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in the crooks than you.
( ί ί) A world where we were invaded by sexy paramedics!
( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in helping crooks, cops, and librarians than you.
( ί ί) An invincible Gort-Like entity forces mankind to cease hostilities.
( ί -ί) We would become docile and inherently susceptible to attack by hostile aliens... or Gort.
( ί ί) A world where all substances were both delicious and non-toxic!
( ί -ί) But they wouldn't have proper nutrition.
( ί ί) A world where all substances were delicious, non-toxic, and nutritious!
( ί -ί) I somehow doubt Gort would approve.
( ί ί) A world without Gort!
( ί -ί) That's what we have now.
( ί ί) A world with somewhat more mittens!
( ί -ί) Mitten inflation.
( ί ί) A world in which we could print more money without depreciation in value.
A poor world with no currency.
A poor world with no currency.
( ί -ί) EEE
( ί ί) A world with disembodied voices!
( ί -ί)How would I tell them apart from the diembodied voices I already hear?
( ί ί)A world where Hirano Aya is the God-Empress of mankind!
( ί -ί) But I like Matsuoka Yuki better.
( ί ί) A world where Matsuoka Yuki is the Goddess-Empress of mankind!
( ί -ί) You'd have that awesome space cannon and it would never get used...
( ί ί) A world where Canada is cut off with a giant buzz saw and tied to Australia so it can't bother us anymore!
( ί -ί) Upon the breakup of Canada, Russia becomes world's largest landmass. Newly elected, wholly permanent, and easily frightened republican majority in US government passes bill declaring Russia "unamerican". Cold War II ensues.
( ί ί) A world where politicians fought their own wars!
( ί -ί) California would be a world power.
( ί ί) A world where domestic and international disputes were settled by a cutest kitten contest.
( ί -ί) Then we won't have cute kittens on the internet because of their value.
( ί ί) A World Where All Words First Letters Are Capitalized!
( ί -ί) It seems we must pay for it in apostrophes
( ί ί) A world where people actually listened when they are taught proper grammar and punctuation in primary school!
( ί -ί) We would spend all a ton of time adding useless, unimportant punctuation to our writing. Also, spoken English and written English would diverge into two different languages since current spoken English is not "grammatically correct" and is only going to change further as time goes on.
( ί ί) A world where shows like Gossip Girl didn't exist!
( ί -ί) I'm sorry. But I don't want teenybopper fanmasses migrating out of KTLA and into my quality shows.
( ί ί) A world where we can see what would happen within the very near future due to our actions in the present! Killers will actually have to work for their kills. People will be more aware of that dog poop that someone is bound to step on. I will be more graceful in dodging traffic as traffic is to dodging me!
( ί -ί) I'd get headaches from all those damned visions
( ί ί) A world with giant robots! Mobile Suits!
( ί -ί) We all would not have the money to buy some. It would be a toy for the rich.
( ί ί) A world without money!
( ί -ί) We already covered that, but okay. Have fun trying to buy your PS3 with 200 chickens. OH WAIT! they don't need any chickens. they want a Bull. But the guy with the bull wants two horses! The guy with the horses wa - HEY THIS IS A POINT AND CLICK INVENTORY ADVENTURE!
( ί ί) A world without kids who go to college, hear a few lectures, and think they know everything about the world and how to fix all it's problems. "O HEY GUIZ LET'S STOP THE CORPORATIONS LOL I'M SO HIGH LOOK AT MY SCARF!"
( ί -ί) So a world where Family Guy didn't exist...
( ί ί) Sounds good to me!
( ί -ί) On second though, anything that sounds good to him makes me feel wrong inside...
( ί ί) Prison Reality TV Shows!
( ί -ί) Most people aren't that much into gay rape, so they would cancel it.
( ί ί) A world where no one could die and everyone were sterile
( ί -ί) We already covered overpopulation
( ί ί) A world where people read the entire thread or at least used ctrl+f
( ί -ί) We'd all most likely be too insecure about our hypothetical situations being as high quality as everyone else's.
( ί ί) A world much like >>528's, except that we could view detailed write-ups of how those same kids ended up working mindless jobs as code monkeys!
( ί -ί) Code monkey jobs are already out-sourced.
( ί ί) A world where the Tanasζζinn was a nice place to rest!
( ί -ί) Thinking instead of feeling would get me kicked out of the best hotel.
( ί ί) A world where everybody modified their own car rather than leave it the way it left the factory!
( ί -ί) Folgers cans instead of mufflers.
( ί ί) A world where a vehicle was judged based on its ability to perform an INITIAL DURIFTO as opposed to its conformity to the ricer aesthetic.
( ί -ί)Someone would eventually drift so hard that they open a rift to the dimension of Dinosaur Drifters, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with velociraptors that can drive.
( ί ί)A world where dinosaurs are raised to fight each other in dino-gladiator matches for the amusement of mankind!
( ί -ί) What if one escaped
( ί ί) A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ί -ί) A world where you made a decent post that wasn't right before mine.
( ί ί) That other thing! A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ί -ί) you'd either have hair all over your second pair of eyes or have to be bald.
( ί ί) A world in which people like >>538-san finally understand that sage is not an offense and does not give you the right to post like an idiot.
( ί -ί) We wouldn't have anybody to laugh at.
( ί ί) A world where Batman was Spiderman and vice-versa!
( ί -ί) Spiderman is too light hearted. He would be forced into moral dilemmas that would break his soul. Batman, on the other hand, would terrify so many of Spiderman's villains into going straight that there would barely be any left.
( ί ί) A world where comic book nerds were popular with the ladies!
( ί -ί) Eventually you would want to stop courting a bitch and just get back to reading your comics.
( ί ί) A world where sexual intercourse was initiated primarily as a greeting to whomever you meet for the first time!
( ί -ί) Since you are a virgin, it would not make sense to explain how much that'd suck. You wouldn't understand anyway.
( ί ί) A world where you are a virgin and i am not!
( ί -ί) You have HIV.
( ί ί) A world where having your zipper down is socially acceptable as one that is up.
( ί -ί) That's already how things work... in nursing homes.
( ί ί) A world where all people were painlessly vaporized at age 60!
( ί -ί) I bet you would not want to be vaporized, not even painlessly. No matter if 6 or 60 years old.
( ί ί) A world where al music would sound like "BARF, DIARRHEA HA! HA! HA!"
( ί -ί) The IFPI would sue everyone for copyright infringement.
( ί ί) A world where you can blow raspberries on your girlfriend's belly in front of her parents!
( ί -ί) Why not go one step further and make-out on the couch while they watch, while you're at it. smack
( ί ί) A world where no one acted innapropriately! [/KNEEJERK]
( ί -ί) No fun. Plain and simple.
( ί ί) A world where little girls poop cotton candy!
( ί -ί) 2 girls 1 cup wouldn't be fun anymore.
( ί ί) A world that's toroid shaped!
( ί -ί) I don't know, man. Living on the non-simply connected surface of a toroid shaped planet would just kind of freak me out. You'd have all these tight-knit relations between nations closer to the center while the rest of us on the outer sides would be in some weird disarray with respect to each other... However it would be neat to look up at the day/night sky from the centroid and see the opposing side of your own world staring back at you.
( ί ί) A world where animals are our friends and our equals!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't like to sit next to a skunk on the bus.
( ί ί) A world where herons don't fly into our kitchens and mess up our pots and pans!
( ί -ί) I would never get to see another living thing that wasn't the odd ant or spider that crawls in through the gap in the door...
( ί ί) A world where me and the heron go on adventures throught the world, visiting as many pots and pan shops as possible and learning important lessons on the way!
( ί -ί) Every time you visit one store, 2 more get built.
( ί ί) A world where people can build their own house in seconds!
( ί -ί) We'd run out of trees.
( ί ί) A world were we wouldn't run out of trees!
( ί -ί) Did you not see Origins: Spirits of the Past? Those creepy druid chicks were bad enough.
( ί ί) A world where people believe in a God, not out of fear of reprisal, but out of a genuine understanding that they need guidance.
( ί -ί) Future civilization ends up looking like it was torn straight out of an Orson Scott Card novel.
( ί ί) A world where social customs generally favored video gaming over becoming intoxicated!
( ί -ί) No more booty calls.
( ί ί) INFINITE RESOURCES
( ί -ί) but then where would I construct all the pylons?
( ί ί) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ί -ί) Too many unemployed people that used to make hug pillows.
( ί ί) A world where not only is employment guaranteed, the jobs are always cool!
( ί -ί) You've got a point there: Inflation and idiots do go hand in hand! ... Sadly...
( ί ί) Everyone's unemployed and everyone's immortal. If we don't like 'em, chuck 'em into the Sun to keep it burnin'.
( ί -ί) I only agree to this if you get on the rocket first
( ί ί) Mystical Aliens from outer space decide to come along, give us tech so that no-one HAS to work, and making life a series of indulgences.
( ί -ί) Life would not be challenging, and you'd stop loving those indulgences, since they become something normal. Someday, working would be luxury.
( ί ί) A world without Mosquitos!
( ί -ί) Nature would come up with something worse, like worms that lay flesh-eating maggots that eat through your urethra.
( ί ί) A world without parasites!
( ί -ί) Nature would come up with something worse like zombies.
( ί ί) Knowing the meaning life
( ί -ί) Getting an answer that is so stupid, it makes you question why you asked "What is the meaning of life?"
( ί ί) being mortal, but given a chance to return to life after 100 years!
( ί -ί) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.
( ί ί) A world with reliable reincarnation!
( ί -ί) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.
( ί ί) A world just like this one, but better!
( ί -ί) Still far from perfect.
( ί ί) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!
( ί -ί) Gas and anal leakage.
( ί ί) A world where the truth really could make you free!
( ί -ί) Nobody would tell the truth.
( ί ί) A world made entirely of perfection!
( ί -ί) Then we wouldn't have this thread...
( ί ί) A world made entirely of the finest silk!
( ί -ί) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.
( ί ί) A word with no fat people!
( ί -ί) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.
( ί ί) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!
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( ί -ί) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.
( ί ί) Feeling the meaning of life!
( ί -ί) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.
( ί ί) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.
...Hurray?
( ί ί) I can't see anything wrong with that.
( ί ί) The total destruction of the universe!
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( ί -ί) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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( ί -ί) You're not funny
( ί ί) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!
( ί -ί) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.
( ί ί) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!
( ί -ί) We already have that, it's called 4chan.
( ί ί) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!
( ί -ί) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.
( ί ί) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!
( ί -ί) We already have that, it's called Vista.
( ί ί) A world where Vista didn't exist!
( ί -ί) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.
( ί ί) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!
( ί -ί) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?
( ί ί) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!
( ί -ί) Fuck you! She does not!
( ί ί) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!
( ί -ί) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.
( ί ί) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!
( ί -ί) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.
( ί ί) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.
( ί -ί) Okay.
( ί ί) A world where everyone used macs!
( ί -ί) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.
( ί ί) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!
( ί -ί) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?
( ί ί) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!
( ί -ί) Pussy.
( ί ί) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!
( ί -ί) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.
( ί ί) A world where products sold themselves!
( ί -ί) Advertising becomes even more annoying.
( ί ί) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!
( ί ί) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!
( ί ί) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!
( ί -ί) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.
( ί ί) A world without STDs/STIs
( ί -ί) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?
( ί ί) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!
( ί -ί) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.
( ί ί) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!
( ί -ί) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.
( ί ί) A world were the Saturn was well made!
( ί -ί) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?
( ί ί) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!
( ί -ί) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.
( ί ί) A world where breathing is unnecesary.
( ί -ί) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.
( ί ί) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!
( ί -ί) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!
( ί ί) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!
( ί -ί) That is the current world!
( ί ί) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!
( ί -ί) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
( ί ί) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!
( ί -ί) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ί ί) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!
( ί -ί) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.
( ί ί) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!
( ί -ί) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.
( ί ί) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!
( ί -ί) FUCK YOU.
( ί ί)
( ί -ί) No money in that racket.
( ί ί) !!!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) Everyone is ten feet tall!
( ί -ί) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..
( ί ί) A world with self-tidying apartments!!
( ί -ί) No maid, no maiddog.
( ί ί) Moon bases!
( ί -ί) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.
( ί ί) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!
( ί -ί) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.
( ί ί) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!
( ί -ί) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy
( ί ί) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!
( ί -ί) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.
( ί ί) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!
( ί -ί) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ί ί) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.
( ί -ί)...
( ί ί) A world with world BU-Ning championships!
( ί -ί) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun
( ί ί) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl
( ί -ί) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.
( ί ί) All English speakers use British spellings only!
( ί -ί) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs
( ί ί) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ί ί) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!
( ί ί) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!
( ί -ί) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.
( ί ί) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!
( ί -ί) He rapes everyone.
( ί ί) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!
( ί -ί) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!
( ί ί) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!
( ί -ί) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.
( ί ί) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!
( ί -ί) Poop in the Uterus.
( ί ί) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ί -ί) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.
( ί ί) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...
( ί -ί) No more space movies
( ί ί) A world with no space movies!
( ί -ί) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.
( ί ί) A world with no space movies!
( ί -ί) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.
( ί ί) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist
( ί -ί) Starbucks goes out of business.
( ί ί) Sea kittens are actual kittens!
( ί -ί) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ί ί) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!
( >ϋu<) HNNNNNNNNG
( ί ί) No more racism, everyone is white!
( ί -ί) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.
( ί ί) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!
( ί -ί) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?
( ί ί) We eat the Dead!
( ί -ί) Prions.
( ί ί) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!
( ί -ί) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.
( ί ί) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.
( ί -ί) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
( ί ί) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)
( ί -ί) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.
( ί ί) A world without religion!
( ί -ί) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.
( ί ί) A world in which ( ˃ ˂) turned back into Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ !
( ί -ί) I wouldn't be here as much.
( ί ί) A wizard government!
( ί -ί) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.
( ί ί) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.
( ί -ί) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.
( ί ί) We lived in a Dyson sphere!
( ί -ί) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries
( ί ί) Machines powered by love!
( ί -ί) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.
( ί ί) Machines powered by crap!
( ί -ί) UNBEATABLE MACHINES
( ί ί) The plot of the Watchmen came true!
( ί -ί) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...
( ί ί) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!
( ί -ί) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.
( ί ί) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!
( ί -ί) Every politician is George Bush
( ί ί) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!
( ί -ί) Obesity is rampant.
( ί ί) A world full of sexy magic elves!
( ί -ί) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads
( ί ί) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!
( ί -ί) Third Impact.
( ί ί) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!
( ί -ί) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.
( ί ί) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!
( ί -ί) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.
( ί Dί) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!
( ί -ί) Hmm, in that case...
( ί ί) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!
( ί -ί) Nobody to purge the trolls
( ί ί) Every Home had a Holodeck!
( ί -ί) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.
( ί ί) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!
( ί -ί) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.
( ί ί) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!
( ί -ί) They're still not interested in me.
( ί ί) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!
( ί -ί) The world is a lot more gay.
( ί ί) A world where you can create your own worlds!
( ί -ί) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.
( ί ί) A world of giant sentient penises!
( ί -ί) A world of giant sentient penises.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.
( ί -ί) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.
( ί ί) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!
( ί -ί) But then there would not be lots of penises.
( ί ί) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!
( ί -ί) I don't exist in that world.
( ί -ί) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.
( ί -ί) The world would never live up to the concept.
( ί -ί) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.
( ί ί) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!
( ί ί) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation
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( ί ί) A world where-
( ί -ί) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ί ί) A world where I had an idea for this thread!
( ί -ί) We would dismiss it thusly.
( ί ί) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!
( ί -ί) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.
( ί ί) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
( ί -ί) Disney sues for copyright infringement.
( ί ί) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!
( ί -ί) Phallic imagery.
( ί ί) Phallic imagery!
( ί -ί) Feminists complain incessantly.
( ί ί) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!
( ί -ί) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.
( ί ί) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.
( ί -ί) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.
( ί ί) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!
( ί -ί) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.
( ί ί) A world where everyday is Sunday!
( ί -ί) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.
( ί ί) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!
( ί -ί) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.
( ί ί) A world where sweets and puppies are free!
( ί -ί) Pedophiles are out of ammo.
( ί ί) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!
( ί -ί) No TEH REI.
( ίί) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!
( ί -ί) Homework.
( ίί) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!
( ί -ί) A world with no TEH REI.
( ί ί) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!
( ί -ί) A generally more shitty world.
( ί ί) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!
( ί -ί) L. Ron Hubbard.
( ί ί) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.
( ί -ί) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about
( ί ί) A world where it was always summer!
( ί -ί) But then i'd get sunburnt.
( ί ί) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor
( ί -ί) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.
( ί ί) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!
( ί -ί) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.
( ί ί) A world where videogames were mainstream!
( ί -ί) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.
( ί ί) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!
( ί -ί) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ί ί) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!
( ί -ί) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.
( ί ί) A world were impotency was of the past completely!
( ί -ί) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.
( ί -ί) The world is New York.
( ί ί) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!
( ί -ί) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.
( ί ί) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!
( ί -ί) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.
( ί ί) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!
( ί -ί) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.
( ί ί) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!
( ί -ί) This board would be overrun with pandas.
( ί ί) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.
( ί -ί) I'm depressed.
( ί ί) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!
( ί -ί) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason
( ί ί) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!
( ί -ί)Old people would be even more annoying
( ί ί)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!
( ί -ί)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.
( ί ί)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!
( ί -ί) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...
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( ί -ί) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.
( ί ί) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.
( ί -ί) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics
( ί ί) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you
( ί -ί) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!
( ί ί) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].
( ί -ί) We are living in the Soviet Union.
( ί ί) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!
( ί -ί)@We're all living in America
( ί ί)@America ist wunderbar
( ί -ί)@Everybody would want to live there.
( ί ί)@Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.
( ί -ί) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...
( ί ί) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!
( ί -ί) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.
( ί ί) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!
( ί -ί) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?
( ί ί) Inifite energy
( ί -ί) Infinite Polution
( ί ί) A world where people do not die when they are killed.
( ί -ί) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.
( ί ί) I world where feeling pain is optional.
( ί -ί) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.
( ί ί) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.
( ί -ί) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.
( ί ί) A world with no clowns!
( ί -ί) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.
( ί ί) A world where you didn't just read that!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't have a boner right now.
( ί ί) A world where masturbation causes immortality!
( ί -ί) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).
( ί ί) Two girls for every boy!
( ί -ί) STDs for everyone.
( ί ί) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!
( ί -ί) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings
( ί ί) A world where >>745 doesn't exist
( ί -ί) The internet is banned for health reasons.
( ί ί) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.
( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ί ί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ί ί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ί -ί) You'd get sick of seeing it all the time fairly quickly.
( ί ί) A world where everyone eats tartar sauce every day!
( ί -ί) But then no one would love him.
( ί ί) A world where Rei's Diner actualy served its customers.
( ˃ ˂) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH... OH MAN... AHAHAHAHAHA...
( ί -ί) Wait... Was he serious about that?
( ί -ί) Nope.
( ί ί) A world where girls can only wear aprons with nothing underneath.
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>>755 Close but I think you meant: A world where allfemales are asian catgirls and wear maid uniforms
( ί -ί) Those few, brave otaku who spent years of their lives analyzing, memorizing, learning game mechanics, pushing the limits of both themselves and their character would have nothing to show for it and their lives would be that much more sad.
( ί ί)@A world where westerners weren't too individualistic and could get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai!
( ί -ί) Individualism makes the world go round... "Get yer chebs oot fur uz"
( ί ί) A world where you can buy bottles of inspiration!
( ί -ί) Outlawed as a controlled substance.
( ί ί) Rick Astley as a Neo-Nazi sex symbol!
>>762
( ί -ί) Way to make the place even more casual.
( ί ί) Dark Wave being available in the original overseas release of FFII for SNES. (I don't wanna play the super serious translation of 4 just for that. Also, the DS version of the move, where it's just a super attack instead of a strike all, sucks.)
( ί -ί) ζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζ
( ί ί) A world where people could always smell and be repulsed by their own BO, ensuring clean and fresh armpits anywhere you go!
( ί -ί) Cleaning the mess afterwards
( ί ί) A world where 4ch does projects and stuff like 2ch, such as Mario hacks and other stuff!
( ί -ί) I woudn't be able to keep up with my real life
( ί -ί) (SAoVQ currently doing a game project like that though)
( ί ί) A world where forum are never ruined!
( ί -ί) (You know what I mean by ruined)
( ί ί) Holy! my captcha is ri!
( ί -ί) (I should really stop doing that now)
>>769
Oh. Cool, I guess. That place has less users than us though. Or so it seems. Sage-ing for unrelated stuff.
( ί -ί) Insanity eyes sounds cool at first...
( ί ί) Everybody gets a job!
( ί -ί) Everyone would have too much spare change.
( ί ί) No one has a job!
( ί -ί) Toyota what?
( ί ί) Everyone had a video game of their choice made for them by a nice company!
( ί -ί) Nobody would ever play yours. Forums jammed with "My game is awesome b/c..."
( ί ί) 8-bit radio stations playing chiptunes and game ost's.
( ί -ί) They'd go mainstream. That'd be kinda lame.
( ί ί) Video cameras aren't as expensive!
( ί -ί) It's Clannad
( ί ί) America passes a law that bans fat people from going to Disney Land/World.
( ί -ί) They STILL wouldn't go to EuroDisney
( ί ί) The Earth grows intelligent life!
( ί -ί) It destroys it OH WAIT
( ί ί) I am the one and only!
( ί -ί)JEWS
( ί ί) God exists, but is totally ego-less and open to suggestions!
( ί -ί) On the suggestion of a pedophile, the human race changes such that all women appear to stop again at age 12.
( ί ί) God exists, but only gives subconscious suggestions which you are not obligated to follow in any way, without any form of retribution.
( ί -ί) A lot of people would still take it really seriously.
( ί ί) The average IQ is 150
( ί -ί) every picture on the internet is a red X.
( ί ί) Yokohama!
( ί -ί) moar liek Yoko Ono, amirite guise?
( ί ί) Asia Carrera!
( ί -ί) Arctic Carrera.
( ί ί) While everyone still grows older, wiser and eventual dies, we all remain as healthy and attractive as we were at the peak of our youth, until we succumb to a fatal and painless aneurysm.
( ί -ί) You'll get excessive wrinkles.
( ί ί)Reverse traps do not exist!
( ί -ί) Reverse traps wouldn't exist.
( ί ί) We peacefully coexisted with a race of intelligent squids!
( ί -ί) No calimari
( ί ί) A world where old consoles don't suddently stop working!
( ί -ί) 4chan
( ί ί) A world of swords and sorcery! ...with some occasional steampunk or hi-technicaaaaal.
( ί -ί) Fantasy novels would be about tedious office jobs and the mundane lives of salarymen.
( ί ί) A world where we all shared the same language the world over.
( ί -ί) Tower of Babel
( ί ί) Tower of Druaga!
( ί -ί) You can never stay indoors for too long.
( ί ί) Twin Towers
( ί -ί) Boring.
( ί ί) A world without captchas
( ί -ί) 4chan.
( ί ί) A world where the idiots of current 4chan did not exist!
( ί -ί) We'd be posting at 4chan.
( ί ί) A world where humans don't exist!
( ί -ί) Computers wouldn't exist, and there maybe some other complication for me...
( ί ί) A world with humans!
( ί -ί) That would just be awful.
( ί ί) A world where chocolate shakes grow on trees!
( ί -ί) They'd have ants in them. Ew.
( ί ί) A world with a slightly better selection of pr0n on the Intertubes!
( ί -ί) The less adventurous porn stars are bullied out of the industry as the general public's standards are raised in relation to the higher quality of pornography available on the Intertubes. They take up new positions in the community such as as teaching and end up passing on their world views to the classroom. This in turn influences your children's perception of the pornography industry and in turn increases their chances of entering it. This, coupled with the fact that pr0n on the Intertubes is now more daring, means that you have a higher than usual chance of accidentally stumbling upon a pornographic video featuring your daughter during your time spent surfing, thus disturbing your fap session and causing mental distress to your person.
( ί ί) The world of Pokémon!
( ί -ί) A world where I have to grind just to go to a friend's house or a museum if I wanted to.
( ί ί) A world where we faced dangerously high concentrations of kittens!
( ί -ί) People who are allergic to cats wouldn't have a good time.
( ί ί) A world perpetually stuck in 1993!
( ί -ί) Society would be ground to a halt as everyone stops to admire the cute little bastards every 5 minutes.
( ί ί) A world where anime adaptations of good manga actually improved on and was generally better than the source material.
( ί -ί) A world with a higher concentration of otakus and NEETs.
( ί ί) A world where kittens won't trigger allergy symptoms in people who are lame enough to get them!
( T _T) The kittens would all still hate me.
( ί ί) A world where fishes have eyelids!
>>811
( ί -ί) Fisherman tell stories about the one that got away, and the story would take even longer because the fisherman would describe the eyelids as well.
( ί ί) A world where people can catch fish if they genuinely desire it, and fishermen who just want to waste time can opt out of catching fish!
( ί -ί) Who cares about fish anyway.
( ί ί) Every once in a while, some kid makes a time machine, goes back in time with the latest console, gives it to government scientists for a 1-way ticket to easy street - and technology advances ultra fast!
( ί -ί) TIME PARADOX
( ί ί) A world where time travel was real and always involved hilarious antics but always resulted in the status quo in some ironic fashion.
( ί -ί) Well then how are we supposed to kill Hitler?
( ί ί) A world with machines that let us look forwards and backwards in time!
( ί -ί) Cautionary fables where trying to stop something from occurring makes it occur.
( ί ί) A world where no person had power over another.
( ί -ί) That would be a world full of dirty diseased and starving hippies
( ί ί) A world in which sentient super intelligent machines run things and let humans do with their lives as they pleased
( ί -ί) "The Culture" seems to work... But who cares about those special cases anyway. PARTY WOO!
( ί ί) Global Warming wasn't real!
( ί -ί) Al Gore wouldn't profit.
( ί ί) There was only one race!
( ί -ί) It wouldn't be easy for me to get chicks when I go to any Asian country on account of being white... and therefore mysterious and dangerous.
( ί ί) A world with abortions for some, and miniature DQN flags for others!
( ί -ί) They do... everyone's a stupid dick or a loser nerd.
( ί ί) Occasionally, the powers that be would fill all the people in a certain area in a certain situation with a rhythm - thus causing those people to perform a song and dance number about everyday things like drycleaning, or being a closet gay.
( ί -ί) Life is High School Musical.
( ί ί) A world where God is George Carlin who constantly develops for, and releases patches for life to progressively fix it to general perfection!
( ί -ί) George Carlin is dead.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had three hands. Just think of the video games we'd be able to play man!
( ί -ί) Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
( ί ί) STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD! STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD!
( ί -ί) you forgot an exclamation mark... I'll just put it here...!
( ί ί) Anal Bum Cover
( ί -ί) .
( ί ί) !
( ί -ί) Chevron Action Flash.
( ί ί) A world where every nation's cinema industry was held to the same exacting standards of production quality as India's!
( ί -ί) You'd still be a virgin.
( ί ί) A world without humans.
( ί -ί) You'd always be a virgin.
( ί ί) A world where we genetically alter the eggs of a woman to make the kind of human we want! Then we sort them into a hierarchy of castes, ensuring a mindless workforce for the superior minds at the top of the caste system!
( ί -ί) There would be no reason to make AI machines... Otherwise, it's perfect!
( ί ί) The Same thing as Above, but instead of woman's eggs, we alter Men's Balls! Let's see how ya like that.
( ί -ί) I'm really quite proud of my balls as they are.
( ί ί) Girls liked me for me and not just my balls!
( ί -ί) Girls never did like you.
( ί ί) A perfect world!
>>836
( ί -ί) That's been done already.
( ί ί) A world without thugs, gangstas, chavs, and other people who just want to kill you and steal your money!
( ί -ί) Somebody needs to work the minimum wage jobs.
( ί ί) A world where Ron Paul became president of the U.S.!
( ί -ί) Green Party never wins.
( ί ί) Megaman 10!
( ί -ί) Having to explain that Megaman X and Megaman 10 are totally different.
( ί ί) Super Mario Bros. X
( ί -ί) Question mark boxes with easily reached powerups get replaced by time capsules with loads of text to read.
( ί ί) Splatterhouse 4!
( ί -ί) YUUUUURRIIIII!!!
( ί ί) A world that had 4 times the surface area as this one, and thus wars to conquer the whole thing would just be an exercise in futility.
( ί -ί) The Irish musical group gets no peace from the press.
( ί ί) A world without black people!
( ί -ί) Wiggers still exist, so does crappy rap music.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had a gundam or a similar mech!
( ί -ί) Giant robot traffic jams.
( ί ί) A world where everyone could drive well!
( ί -ί) You would still be the worst driver
( ί ί) A world where everyone was named after famous fictional characters
( ί -ί) I don't want to be Forrest Gump.
( ί ί) A world where everybody's name was temporary,unless they were a criminal!
( ί -ί) Crime rates soar as people go insane with the lack of a definitive title with which to present themselves by.
( ί ί) A world where there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow!
( ί -ί) Since rainbows have no end as they are go in a circle, the pot of gold is a lie.
( ί ί) A world where pigs fly!
( ί -ί) Standing in line awkwardly after a GIANT PIG TURD lands on your shoulder. You miss pigeons.
( ί ί) No such thing as child porn!
( ί -ί) But nobody can afford them.
( ί ί) Mittens for everybody!
( ί -ί) Who gives a fuck about mine sweeper?
( ί ί) A world where it's a constant fight between Zalgo and Tannasin!
( ί -ί) I don't feel anything
( ί ί) A world where I felt like I never
( ί -ί) what is this I dont even
( ί ί) A world where I was never gonna give you up!
( ί -ί) You'd always let me down.
( ί ί) A World where computer virii were a thing of the past!
( ί -ί) There's no such thing as "virii," so nothing would change.
( ί ί) A world where the SUPER EAGLES were an even more popular band than the Eagles!
( ί -ί) The members would SUPER hate each other.
( ί ί) People released computer viruses that actually IMPROVE system performance! like surprise patches!
( ί -ί) People's attention span would be even worse.
( ί ί) A world where "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" made sense.
( ί -ί) Even electric brain pancake crystal elderly.
( ί ί) A world where Engrish was the official language of the United Nations!
( ί -ί) The UN continues to be an abysmal failure and a money pit.
( ί ί) A world where the continents are Pangea!
( ί -ί) Africans infect the world.
( ί ί) A world where Guy Fawkes succeeded!
( ί -ί) No long winded alliterations and parodies of said alliterations.
( ί ί) A world where ALL birds sang beautifully, even notoriously obnoxious birds like conures and macaws.
( ί -ί) It would be a sin to kill all birds.
( ί ί) A world where women find shy computer nerds irresistible
( ί -ί) You would still have to get out to meet them.
( ί ί) A world without hunger!
( ί -ί) The population'd increase too rapidly.
( ί ί) A world where I don't have to be so conceited, because people actually compliment me!
( ί -ί) Then you'd be arrogant, and everyone would hate you.
( ί ί) A world where we could shapeshift into anything!
( ί -ί) You unknowingly have sex with your gay 'Angelina Jolie' brother
( ί ί) A world where we store items in compressed-space through portals
( ί -ί) Hopefully you don't forget that sandwich in there... Also bad news when you hit the wrong button and all your items spew everywhere and crush you.
( ί ί) Heaven and Hell were real places you could visit! (although it'd probably be hard to get to...) Greek tragedies for everyone!
( ί -ί) You fuck your mother, gauge your eyes out with long golden pins and you are deported to hell for killing your father.
( ί ί) A world without lawyers
( ί -ί) A world where everyone gets the same tiny bowl of rice to eat each day, has no shoes and the same old tattered clothes, because it that's what's "fair".
( ί ί) A world where spoiled suburban rich white kids stop thinking that socialism/communism is somehow cool and see it for the failure it is.
( ί -ί) The capitalist pigs finally win.
( ί ί) A world where hair didn't grow anywhere on your body unless you specifically desired it to!
( ί -ί) hair then crawls back under the skin, causing sever pain
( ί ί) A world where a guy's balls don't sweat!
( ί -ί) There would be no lubrication ever, youd get chaffed constantly.
( ί ί) A 4-ch without advertizing!
( ί -ί) A world were people use script blockers
( ί ί) A world were dumbasses aren't allowed to use computers
( ί -ί) 4chan doesn't exist (wait, is that a bad thing?)
( ί ί) A world where everyone liked the music you listen to!
( ί -ί) The music I listen to is awful
( ί ί) All drugs lack all adverse effects, including addiction
( ί -ί) Then it wouldn't be a Squeeks hat...
( ί ί) A world without stupid, socially destructive, and stupid and socially destructive people!
( ί -ί) DQN doesn't exist.
( ί ί) DQN doesn't exist!
( ί -ί) Remember how boring august 1993 was? DO YOU?
( ί ί) A world where it was finally october!
( ί -ί) DIVZERO ERROR
( ί ί) The world was threatened by a Giant Mother Attack Ship sent from the future by mankind - We defeat them with love and rock music, take their stuff, get the advanced technology, solve the problems that caused that terrible future in the first place, and seek out new homes out ampong the stars!
( ί -ί) Paradox
( ί ί) A world with Parrot Oxen!
( ί -ί) Still not as tasty as buffalo wings.
( ί ί) A world where the buffalo still roamed!
( ί -ί) But the deer and the antelope will have no room to play
( ί ί) A world where the ' - ' character never existed
( ί -ί) Take a look at what happened with the German orthography reform of 1996. Then come back and suggest that again. Idiot.
( ί ί) A world where everyone was nice on the Internet!
( ί -ί) Censorship.
( ί ί) A world without pickles in mAcdonalds burgers!
( ί -ί) FUCK YOU I LOVE GHERKINS
( ί ί) A world without beef in McDonalds burgers, just gherkins!
( ί -ί) That was the premise of a Ranma movie.
( ί ί) A world where there's a cursed spring in every backyard!
( ί -ί) Religious morons would use this fact as an argument that God exists. Then we'd have to explain it's a 4-ch game, and they would come here, and we'd be filled with trolls and Squeeks would be pissed.
( ί ί) Portals exist!
( ί -ί) Then there would be bears everywhere, and that would be scary.
( ί ί) A world where I can have bear powers!
(`DL) NO! YOU FOOL! ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE... BEAR POWERS
( ί ί) A world in which symbols post "d" but in front of "f" didn't occur! Just, a void!
( ί -ί) Australians would have to drink soda pop at bars or after a hard day's gator wrasslin'.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had beer goggles on all the time!
( ί -ί) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.
( ί ί) A world where everyone drives like a professional!
( ί -ί) There'd still be road rage.
( ί ί) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.
( ί -ί) No more pantyshots
( ί ί) A world where a world where a world where!
( ί -ί) Too much recursion
( ί ί) A world with no flaws
( ί -ί) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!
( ί ί) Life was a roguelike
( ί -ί) You get eaten by a grue.
( ί ί) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!
( ί -ί) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.
( ί ί) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.
( ί -ί) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.
( ί ί) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!
( ί -ί) ITT we get to by Canadian-ness
( ί ί) A world where shii didn't close all my threads
( ί -ί) A sewer left open smells.
( ί ί) A world where all animals and plants could speak!
( ί -ί) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ί -ί) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.
( ί ί) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads
( ί -ί) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)
( ί ί) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!
( ί -ί) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ί -ί) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)
( ί ί) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ί -ί) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.
( ί ί) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ί -ί) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character
( ί ί) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!
( ί -ί) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.
( ί ί) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!
( EΦE) I have a TV show!
( EΦE) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.
( ί -ί) You'd get fat.
( ί ί) A world with mo' moeblobs!
( ί -ί) But... My beef bowl...
( ί ί) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!
( ί -ί) ...ewwww...
( ί ί) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!
( ί -ί) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power
( ί ί) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!
( ί -ί) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ί ί) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.
( ί -ί) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ί ί) A world without miserable people.
( ί -ί) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ί ί) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.
( ί -ί) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.
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( ί ί) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!
( ί -ί) millions of "oppai oppai" posts
( ί ί) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!
( ί -ί) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.
( ί ί) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!
( ί -ί) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.
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( ί ί) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!
( ί -ί) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?
( ί ί) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!
( ί -ί) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.
( ί ί) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!
( ί -ί) I use a mac. See?
( ί ί) A world where COOL FREE RINGTONES were actually cool and free!
( ί -ί) People would never answer their phones because they'd rather listen to their OMG COOL RINGTONE than listen to you talk.
( ί ί) A world where people only speak in sexy voices!
( ί -ί) Die Hard would suck.
( ί ί) A world where making the wrong completely arbitrary choices early on in RPGs didn't cause you to permanently lose all chance of obtaining the best weapons and armour!
( ί -ί) There would be no motivation to beat Chrono Trigger on multiple endings.
( ί ί) A world where there were more Chrono Trigger sequels than Final Fantasy!
( ί -ί) Chrono Trigger would be considered mainsteam garbage while Final Fantasy would be a cult sensation.
( ί ί) An internet without 4chan!
( ί -ί) There would still be a website that would gather as much idiots.
( ί ί) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!
( ί -ί) None of the guys would look good.
( ί ί) A world where Breath of Fire 4 was a different game about about Scias, Ershin, Ursula, and Kahn!
( ί -ί) Cart racing just doesn't have the same sense of drama to it.
( ί ί) Shadowrun Cart Racing!
( ί -ί) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ί ί) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "?" box!
( ί -ί) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ί ί) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "!" box!
( ί -ί) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart
( ί ί) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!
( ί -ί) The idea itself is a paradox.
( ί ί) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!
( ί -ί) Still no one would care.
( ί ί) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!
( ί -ί) Some people are hoping for an early death.
( ί ί) A world filled with hope!
( ί -ί) We're already living in it.
( ί ί) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.
( ί -ί) Your argument is invalid
>all musicians are equal
>the best ones
( ί ί) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds
( ί -ί) But then I would never get to do my ( ί -ί) face and I like to do it from time to time
( ΜΜ) @IDOLMASTER!!
( ί -ί) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.
( ί ί) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!
( ί -ί) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!
( ί ί) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!
( ί -ί) An incomplete file that is 95MB
( ί ί) files that download completely the moment you want them!
( ί -ί) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX
( ί ί) Linkin Park stopped making music.
( ί -ί) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.
( ί ί) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!
( ί -ί) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.
( ί ί) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...
( ί -ί) That would suck!
( ί ί) a world where ( ί ί) a world where ....
( ί -ί) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.
( ί ί) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!
( ί -ί) Yuck
( ί ί) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.
( ί ί) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ί ί) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( ί -ί) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.
( ί ί) A world where children never went mittenless!
( ί -ί) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.
( ί ί) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!
( ί -ί) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.
( ί ί) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!
( ί -ί) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.
( ί ί) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!
( ί ί) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...
( ί -ί) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.
( ί -ί) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...
( ί ί) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!
( ί -ί) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed
( ί ί) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!
( ί -ί) I don't see any point in that
( ί ί) A world made of Bootas and mittens!
( ί -ί) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens
( ί ί) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!
( ί -ί) FPS would suck...
( ί ί) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.
( ί -ί) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.
( ί ί) A world where the Internet has died!
( ί -ί) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ί ί) A world where the Internet never existed!
( ί -ί) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!
( ί -ί) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.
( ί ί) A world where all music is released digitally only!
( ί -ί) I can't be pretentious with a download collection
( ί ί) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!
( ί -ί) It might happen, don't jinx it.
( ί ί) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!
( ί -ί) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.
( ί ί) A world in which I could really take it easy!
( ί -ί) You'd get squished.
( ί ί) A world where eye really am teh storngest!
( E-E) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.
( E-E) A world where
( ί -ί) That world
( ί ί) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!
( ˃ ˂) To get to the other side!!
( ί ί) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!
( ί -ί) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.
( ί ί) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!
( ί -ί) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
( ί ί) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!
( ί -ί) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.
( ί ί) A world with no censorship!
( ί -ί) Some people don't deserve to talk.
( ί ί) A world ██████████quiettment███!
( ί -ί) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.
( ί ί) A world where it was much harder to offend people!
( ί -ί) ur gay
( ί ί) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!
( ί -ί) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.
( ί ί) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!
( ί -ί) Denied!
( ί ί) A w-