( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My tongue would be permanently stuck to her cheek...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The whole world was just like DQN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Entire world population: 6. All pimply fat guys.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody in the world haz :tenbux:
( ﾟ -ﾟ) we all would be the kind of people that would know obscure trivia soo obscure that nobody would leave their homes, thus destroying us over a period of 100 years as breeding ceases.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There's no such thing as money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inefficient barter system would make it difficult for people to acquire food and basic necessities!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All land is rented from the government!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What does my landlord do when I download pr0nz from their cable system?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nerdy people can get laid more easily than jocks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The jocks can still beat up the nerds... and now they'll be more inclined to do so.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of bros!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too many FISTS and not enough progress.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where gum never loses its flavor!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My jaw would get tired
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone can communicate with everyone, regardless of language spoken
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would be able to tell me exactly what they think of me...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Setting: SPACE. A Spaceship astride a nebula, with a constant and unlimited supply of resources gathered by robots.
Plot: The ship has all of humanity aboard, all linked into a massive online world. This central world would have many satellite worlds for fun and adventure and personal use. non intelligent robots run everything, while new worlds are added by in-game programmers while others are removed from dissuse, or remained backed up in the infinite capacity of holographic memory cubes. Any in-world deaths are relatively painless and re-spawns occur in safe zones. People can also move their "avatar" in emergencies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who felt like they no longer needed to live would be stuck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody gets to be a rock star!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already have that, and Guitar Hero sucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where true!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) if happy == false: suicide
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Immanuel Kant was still alive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Extremely old philosophers? I think not.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the oceans were made of delicious soup!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would be a sea creature soup so a lot of people couldn't eat it. Also would go bad in a few days, and then we'd have algea soup, or slime mold soup. The stench would be overwhelming.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Heath Ledger still lived!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Morrissey would have one less dead gay icon to idolise.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being rich enough to buy back your past
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Time inflation would be through the roof.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mandatory neural implants for every human being on Earth trigger an orgasm every time we recycle according to local civic standards.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soiled pants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Semen-proof garments!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soiled legs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Semen-proof limbs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soiled pants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Semen-proof women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bukakke is impossible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has access to the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where sexy magical girls were real!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Do you want women running things?! FUUUCK.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Vericodes! (Mine was "death", creeepy)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without pants!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Much mocking of our less-equipped friends
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made of pants!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life in the desert would be even worse than it already is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can change the weather and altitude whenver they want.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Baked goods would never cook right.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A land where salty foods didn't have the unfortunate side effect of inducing thirst!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tacos wouldn't rule then.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all females were mithras and vieras!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...The sterile "Cabbit" would be immediately subjugated to endless prostitution [SAD]. BUT all those girls would be so super hawt that they'd eventually see all human men as just plain ugly, and stick to their own races and /or lesbianism.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) N64 beat the PSX back in the day!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all be using a strange controller with weird buttons and only one joystick.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without misunderstandings.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) NO Lies -> Terrible knowledge -> ??? -> clawing out your own eyes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Promises.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What do you mean, my promise ring doesn't mean anythin--- AHHHRG NOT THE POOPER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone's a nudist, except for the ugly people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already live there, kinda - and it's not that great. although, in your world, beautiful people would be forced to be nudists, so they'd have to be someplace warm, and die from skin cancer, leaving only the ugly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Megaman X-like Reploids roamed the earth, bestowing their sun-powered love upon us all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mavericks
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The singularity happens and everyone "lives" in a digital world they have full control over!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Screwed over when the limitations of the digital age of the singularity finally catch up with them.
"I'm sorry - due to space limitations, you are now limited to one character. If you would like to log in, please wait... 45 minutes.
Would you like to wait in line? Y/N"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maverick Robots destroy humanity, living peacefully on planet earth without mankind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a Time Dwarf on Zeta2 Reticuli. That would suck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Culture exists, and allows immigration from Earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would be the point of leaving? Everythings already so nice on Earth now that the Culture exists... Also, the creation of mass Group minds of Goths subliming together would depress everyone in the known universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You and 199 people are awoken in a newly reformed Earth. Your missiion: re-populate that bitch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How are I and 199 male dokyuns going to repopulate Earth?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Will Smith was the teacher of all your mathematics classes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They would be Scientologist mathematics classes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Morrissey was the teacher of your PE classes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Morrissey suck at gym.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Printers flashing on and off at EVERY hour of the day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Religion didn't cause pointless bloodshed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with asdfashdkdshfkfhasdkfdjfhkadfhlvsldjnsdbgfn34u9pt h934[qr3io;wjklaer; tjklghjklgerhl;gjkrhjerlahyket
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 61736466617368646b647368666b66686173646b66646a66686b616466686c76736c646a6e73646267666e33347539707420683933345b717233696f3b776a6b6c6165723b20746a6b6c67686a6b6c676572686c3b676a6b72686a65726c6168796b6574
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But even so, there's no there there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I've got SLACK!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loose living is a slippery slope.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone communicates by singing!
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Matrix, except without Neo screwing it all up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens to the drunk that opens the wrong door?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where nobody ever suffers old age!
( ´ω`) Would I slide by the wayside, or would I just die?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where food never perishes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) farmers will be out of their jobs and not enough jobs to give out
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is issued jetpacks and candy grew on trees
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Less frequent flyer miles and more dentist appointments.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was one person and one person was everyone. Now we can't disagree with ourselves.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Puchuus.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world was displayed as a 2D anime, but still kept to real world physics.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I go to pee my penis is pixellated
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where your food hovers so you don't need plates and pots and pans, so you don't need to wash them
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hot soup.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without idiots, dumbasses, or pricks! Any that are currently in existance will be turned into little girls/boys of the opposite gender of what they once were.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) h
( ﾟ -ﾟ) H, obviously.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nasal mucus is extremely good for you, and tastes great
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Mad Hatter...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyday was your Unbirthday!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would never be your birthday.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone finally agreed on Han Unification!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Math users would never be able to divide anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dividing by zero actually accomplishes something!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When it does accomplish something, we wouldn't really care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where life didn't need an intake of resources and an output of waste! Eating is optional and shitting is too!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pigs, cows and chickens would overpopulate and overthrow our rule. Four legs good, two legs bad.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A Perfect World with No Flaws!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We wouldn't have this thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no DADDYCOOL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd still have Doggy Cool and then instead we'd have to convert our money into dog biscuits
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we had our own ITALIAN VIPPER, only he was a dokyun instead of a VIPPER!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bippity Boopity.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) High school musical.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without captchas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spambots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mecha!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Masturbating to comatose girls!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She might wake up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads could reach 1000!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!
( ´ω`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!
( ˃ Д˂) September reminds me of death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then what happens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the eternal september never happened!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The internet as a creative medium would still be held back in the Usenet days, preventing such sites as Niconico Douga and 2ch from existing. Also, it would currently be December.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There are no homosexuals, and all religious people and atheists alike stop fighting over their beliefs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world without Freddie Mercury? No thanks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A perfect world without flaws!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It doesn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.
no cannon fodder for late night talk shows
hitler hated blacks AND jews.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It turn out it was the source of his musical genius
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Billy Joel was beheld as king of men
( ﾟ Дﾟ) …
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where daddy didn't hit me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That whole drama between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could have been avoided.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without celebrities!
( ˃ Д˂) What will happen to porn stars? And anime characters? And anime studios? And Barrack Osama? And id software? And Jesus? And Satan? And God? Bhudda? Ghandi? MLK? JFK? Back Street Boys? Hancock? Jackie Chan? And... And... EVERYTHING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where countries get wiped off the planet and sent to an alternate dimension by being voted off Survivor style!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The USA went first, and no one picked up the pilot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a happy thought will make you fly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flying pedophiles.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made completely of Tanasinn!
(∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where SPARKY4 wasn't such an idiot!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) then we would have to pretend to be civil to him instead of just being an asshole to him
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The death of Sparky4
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Utter boredom. Nothing to stir us from our complacency.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Free universal internets, without the need for machines, even!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Telepathic pedophiles and /b/tards spamming the noosphere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people were immortal and stopped aging at 24. Sex didn't have the consequence of impregnation. And impregnation only happend via artificial means.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything would be completely devoid of meaning.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with pause and rewind buttons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is this world VHS or Beta?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything would be completely devoid of meaning!