( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.
( ฿ ฿) A world without religion!
( ฿ -฿) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which ( ˃ ˂) turned back into ผ๑๑๑i OึOj๑๑๑ฝ !
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't be here as much.
( ฿ ฿) A wizard government!
( ฿ -฿) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.
( ฿ -฿) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.
( ฿ ฿) We lived in a Dyson sphere!
( ฿ -฿) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries
( ฿ ฿) Machines powered by love!
( ฿ -฿) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.
( ฿ ฿) Machines powered by crap!
( ฿ -฿) UNBEATABLE MACHINES
( ฿ ฿) The plot of the Watchmen came true!
( ฿ -฿) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!
( ฿ -฿) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.
( ฿ ฿) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!
( ฿ -฿) Every politician is George Bush
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!
( ฿ -฿) Obesity is rampant.
( ฿ ฿) A world full of sexy magic elves!
( ฿ -฿) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads
( ฿ ฿) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!
( ฿ -฿) Third Impact.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!
( ฿ -฿) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!
( ฿ -฿) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.
( ฿ D฿) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!
( ฿ -฿) Hmm, in that case...
( ฿ ฿) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody to purge the trolls
( ฿ ฿) Every Home had a Holodeck!
( ฿ -฿) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.
( ฿ ฿) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!
( ฿ -฿) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.
( ฿ ฿) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!
( ฿ -฿) They're still not interested in me.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!
( ฿ -฿) The world is a lot more gay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can create your own worlds!
( ฿ -฿) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.
( ฿ ฿) A world of giant sentient penises!
( ฿ -฿) A world of giant sentient penises.
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.
( ฿ -฿) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!
( ฿ -฿) But then there would not be lots of penises.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!
( ฿ -฿) I don't exist in that world.
( ฿ -฿) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.
( ฿ -฿) The world would never live up to the concept.
( ฿ -฿) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!
( ฿ ฿) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation
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( ฿ ฿) A world where-
( ฿ -฿) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ฿ ฿) A world where I had an idea for this thread!
( ฿ -฿) We would dismiss it thusly.
( ฿ ฿) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!
( ฿ -฿) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
( ฿ -฿) Disney sues for copyright infringement.
( ฿ ฿) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!
( ฿ -฿) Phallic imagery.
( ฿ ฿) Phallic imagery!
( ฿ -฿) Feminists complain incessantly.
( ฿ ฿) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!
( ฿ -฿) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.
( ฿ -฿) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!
( ฿ -฿) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyday is Sunday!
( ฿ -฿) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.
( ฿ ฿) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!
( ฿ -฿) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.
( ฿ ฿) A world where sweets and puppies are free!
( ฿ -฿) Pedophiles are out of ammo.
( ฿ ฿) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!
( ฿ -฿) No TEH REI.
( ฿฿) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!
( ฿ -฿) Homework.
( ฿฿) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!
( ฿ -฿) A world with no TEH REI.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!
( ฿ -฿) A generally more shitty world.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!
( ฿ -฿) L. Ron Hubbard.
( ฿ ฿) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.
( ฿ -฿) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was always summer!
( ฿ -฿) But then i'd get sunburnt.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor
( ฿ -฿) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!
( ฿ -฿) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.
( ฿ ฿) A world where videogames were mainstream!
( ฿ -฿) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.
( ฿ ฿) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!
( ฿ -฿) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ฿ ฿) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!
( ฿ -฿) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.
( ฿ ฿) A world were impotency was of the past completely!
( ฿ -฿) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.
( ฿ -฿) The world is New York.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!
( ฿ -฿) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.
( ฿ ฿) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!
( ฿ -฿) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.
( ฿ ฿) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!
( ฿ -฿) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.
( ฿ ฿) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!
( ฿ -฿) This board would be overrun with pandas.
( ฿ ฿) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.
( ฿ -฿) I'm depressed.
( ฿ ฿) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!
( ฿ -฿) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason
( ฿ ฿) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!
( ฿ -฿)Old people would be even more annoying
( ฿ ฿)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!
( ฿ -฿)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.
( ฿ ฿)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!
( ฿ -฿) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...
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( ฿ -฿) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.
( ฿ ฿) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.
( ฿ -฿) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics
( ฿ ฿) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you
( ฿ -฿) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!
( ฿ ฿) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].
( ฿ -฿) We are living in the Soviet Union.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!
( ฿ -฿)@We're all living in America
( ฿ ฿)@America ist wunderbar
( ฿ -฿)@Everybody would want to live there.
( ฿ ฿)@Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.
( ฿ -฿) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...
( ฿ ฿) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!
( ฿ -฿) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!
( ฿ -฿) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?
( ฿ ฿) Inifite energy
( ฿ -฿) Infinite Polution
( ฿ ฿) A world where people do not die when they are killed.
( ฿ -฿) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.
( ฿ ฿) I world where feeling pain is optional.
( ฿ -฿) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.
( ฿ -฿) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.
( ฿ ฿) A world with no clowns!
( ฿ -฿) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you didn't just read that!
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't have a boner right now.
( ฿ ฿) A world where masturbation causes immortality!
( ฿ -฿) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).
( ฿ ฿) Two girls for every boy!
( ฿ -฿) STDs for everyone.
( ฿ ฿) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings
( ฿ ฿) A world where >>745 doesn't exist
( ฿ -฿) The internet is banned for health reasons.
( ฿ ฿) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.
( ฿ -฿) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ฿ ฿) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ฿ -฿) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ฿ ฿) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.