( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somebody needs to work the minimum wage jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Ron Paul became president of the U.S.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Green Party never wins.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Megaman 10!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to explain that Megaman X and Megaman 10 are totally different.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Super Mario Bros. X
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Question mark boxes with easily reached powerups get replaced by time capsules with loads of text to read.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Splatterhouse 4!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YUUUUURRIIIII!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that had 4 times the surface area as this one, and thus wars to conquer the whole thing would just be an exercise in futility.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Irish musical group gets no peace from the press.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without black people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wiggers still exist, so does crappy rap music.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had a gundam or a similar mech!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giant robot traffic jams.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone could drive well!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still be the worst driver
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was named after famous fictional characters
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to be Forrest Gump.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody's name was temporary,unless they were a criminal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crime rates soar as people go insane with the lack of a definitive title with which to present themselves by.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Since rainbows have no end as they are go in a circle, the pot of gold is a lie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pigs fly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Standing in line awkwardly after a GIANT PIG TURD lands on your shoulder. You miss pigeons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No such thing as child porn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But nobody can afford them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens for everybody!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who gives a fuck about mine sweeper?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it's a constant fight between Zalgo and Tannasin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel anything
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I felt like I never
( ﾟ -ﾟ) what is this I dont even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never gonna give you up!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd always let me down.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A World where computer virii were a thing of the past!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no such thing as "virii," so nothing would change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the SUPER EAGLES were an even more popular band than the Eagles!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The members would SUPER hate each other.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People released computer viruses that actually IMPROVE system performance! like surprise patches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People's attention span would be even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" made sense.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even electric brain pancake crystal elderly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Engrish was the official language of the United Nations!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The UN continues to be an abysmal failure and a money pit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the continents are Pangea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Africans infect the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Guy Fawkes succeeded!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No long winded alliterations and parodies of said alliterations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ALL birds sang beautifully, even notoriously obnoxious birds like conures and macaws.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would be a sin to kill all birds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women find shy computer nerds irresistible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still have to get out to meet them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without hunger!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The population'd increase too rapidly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I don't have to be so conceited, because people actually compliment me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then you'd be arrogant, and everyone would hate you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could shapeshift into anything!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You unknowingly have sex with your gay 'Angelina Jolie' brother
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we store items in compressed-space through portals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hopefully you don't forget that sandwich in there... Also bad news when you hit the wrong button and all your items spew everywhere and crush you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Heaven and Hell were real places you could visit! (although it'd probably be hard to get to...) Greek tragedies for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You fuck your mother, gauge your eyes out with long golden pins and you are deported to hell for killing your father.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without lawyers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone gets the same tiny bowl of rice to eat each day, has no shoes and the same old tattered clothes, because it that's what's "fair".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where spoiled suburban rich white kids stop thinking that socialism/communism is somehow cool and see it for the failure it is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The capitalist pigs finally win.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where hair didn't grow anywhere on your body unless you specifically desired it to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hair then crawls back under the skin, causing sever pain
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a guy's balls don't sweat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no lubrication ever, youd get chaffed constantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A 4-ch without advertizing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world were people use script blockers
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were dumbasses aren't allowed to use computers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan doesn't exist (wait, is that a bad thing?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone liked the music you listen to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The music I listen to is awful
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All drugs lack all adverse effects, including addiction
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it wouldn't be a Squeeks hat...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without stupid, socially destructive, and stupid and socially destructive people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN doesn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember how boring august 1993 was? DO YOU?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was finally october!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DIVZERO ERROR
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world was threatened by a Giant Mother Attack Ship sent from the future by mankind - We defeat them with love and rock music, take their stuff, get the advanced technology, solve the problems that caused that terrible future in the first place, and seek out new homes out ampong the stars!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Paradox
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with Parrot Oxen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still not as tasty as buffalo wings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the buffalo still roamed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the deer and the antelope will have no room to play
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the ' - ' character never existed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Take a look at what happened with the German orthography reform of 1996. Then come back and suggest that again. Idiot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was nice on the Internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Censorship.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without pickles in mAcdonalds burgers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU I LOVE GHERKINS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without beef in McDonalds burgers, just gherkins!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That was the premise of a Ranma movie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there's a cursed spring in every backyard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Religious morons would use this fact as an argument that God exists. Then we'd have to explain it's a 4-ch game, and they would come here, and we'd be filled with trolls and Squeeks would be pissed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Portals exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then there would be bears everywhere, and that would be scary.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I can have bear powers!
(`Д´) NO! YOU FOOL! ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE... BEAR POWERS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which symbols post "d" but in front of "f" didn't occur! Just, a void!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Australians would have to drink soda pop at bars or after a hard day's gator wrasslin'.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had beer goggles on all the time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone drives like a professional!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd still be road rage.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more pantyshots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a world where a world where!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too much recursion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no flaws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life was a roguelike
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get eaten by a grue.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ITT we get to ∞ by Canadian-ness
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where shii didn't close all my threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A sewer left open smells.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all animals and plants could speak!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!
( ・ω・) I have a TV show!
( ・ω・) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mo' moeblobs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But... My beef bowl...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...ewwww...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without miserable people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.
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(；`ﾟ ヮﾟ） ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried mittens!
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しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) everyone would eat all the mittens.
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<；`ﾟ ヮﾟ> ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried KIMCHI!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) spoilers
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/ ｏ━ヽニニフ)) bacon!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least fried kimchi tastes okay. Oi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) millions of "oppai oppai" posts
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!