( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You unknowingly have sex with your gay 'Angelina Jolie' brother
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we store items in compressed-space through portals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hopefully you don't forget that sandwich in there... Also bad news when you hit the wrong button and all your items spew everywhere and crush you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Heaven and Hell were real places you could visit! (although it'd probably be hard to get to...) Greek tragedies for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You fuck your mother, gauge your eyes out with long golden pins and you are deported to hell for killing your father.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without lawyers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone gets the same tiny bowl of rice to eat each day, has no shoes and the same old tattered clothes, because it that's what's "fair".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where spoiled suburban rich white kids stop thinking that socialism/communism is somehow cool and see it for the failure it is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The capitalist pigs finally win.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where hair didn't grow anywhere on your body unless you specifically desired it to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hair then crawls back under the skin, causing sever pain
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a guy's balls don't sweat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no lubrication ever, youd get chaffed constantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A 4-ch without advertizing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world were people use script blockers
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were dumbasses aren't allowed to use computers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan doesn't exist (wait, is that a bad thing?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone liked the music you listen to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The music I listen to is awful
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All drugs lack all adverse effects, including addiction
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it wouldn't be a Squeeks hat...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without stupid, socially destructive, and stupid and socially destructive people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN doesn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember how boring august 1993 was? DO YOU?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was finally october!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DIVZERO ERROR
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world was threatened by a Giant Mother Attack Ship sent from the future by mankind - We defeat them with love and rock music, take their stuff, get the advanced technology, solve the problems that caused that terrible future in the first place, and seek out new homes out ampong the stars!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Paradox
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with Parrot Oxen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still not as tasty as buffalo wings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the buffalo still roamed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the deer and the antelope will have no room to play
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the ' - ' character never existed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Take a look at what happened with the German orthography reform of 1996. Then come back and suggest that again. Idiot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was nice on the Internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Censorship.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without pickles in mAcdonalds burgers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU I LOVE GHERKINS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without beef in McDonalds burgers, just gherkins!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That was the premise of a Ranma movie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there's a cursed spring in every backyard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Religious morons would use this fact as an argument that God exists. Then we'd have to explain it's a 4-ch game, and they would come here, and we'd be filled with trolls and Squeeks would be pissed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Portals exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then there would be bears everywhere, and that would be scary.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I can have bear powers!
(`Д´) NO! YOU FOOL! ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE... BEAR POWERS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which symbols post "d" but in front of "f" didn't occur! Just, a void!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Australians would have to drink soda pop at bars or after a hard day's gator wrasslin'.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had beer goggles on all the time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone drives like a professional!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd still be road rage.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more pantyshots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a world where a world where!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too much recursion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no flaws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life was a roguelike
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get eaten by a grue.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ITT we get to ∞ by Canadian-ness
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where shii didn't close all my threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A sewer left open smells.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all animals and plants could speak!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!
( ・ω・) I have a TV show!
( ・ω・) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mo' moeblobs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But... My beef bowl...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...ewwww...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without miserable people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.
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(；`ﾟ ヮﾟ） ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried mittens!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) everyone would eat all the mittens.
∧,,∧
<；`ﾟ ヮﾟ> ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried KIMCHI!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) spoilers
／￣￣￣￣＼
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/＼ ＼ ／｜
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(6-------◯⌒つ｜
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/ ｏ━ヽニニフ)) bacon!
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least fried kimchi tastes okay. Oi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) millions of "oppai oppai" posts
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I use a mac. See?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where COOL FREE RINGTONES were actually cool and free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would never answer their phones because they'd rather listen to their OMG COOL RINGTONE than listen to you talk.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people only speak in sexy voices!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Die Hard would suck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where making the wrong completely arbitrary choices early on in RPGs didn't cause you to permanently lose all chance of obtaining the best weapons and armour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no motivation to beat Chrono Trigger on multiple endings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more Chrono Trigger sequels than Final Fantasy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chrono Trigger would be considered mainsteam garbage while Final Fantasy would be a cult sensation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An internet without 4chan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still be a website that would gather as much idiots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of the guys would look good.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Breath of Fire 4 was a different game about about Scias, Ershin, Ursula, and Kahn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cart racing just doesn't have the same sense of drama to it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shadowrun Cart Racing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "?" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "!" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The idea itself is a paradox.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still no one would care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people are hoping for an early death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world filled with hope!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're already living in it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your argument is invalid
>all musicians are equal
>the best ones
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then I would never get to do my ( ﾟ -ﾟ) face and I like to do it from time to time
( のヮの) IDOLMASTER!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An incomplete file that is 95MB
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) files that download completely the moment you want them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Linkin Park stopped making music.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would suck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yuck
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children never went mittenless!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!