( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone drives like a professional!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd still be road rage.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more pantyshots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a world where a world where!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too much recursion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no flaws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life was a roguelike
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get eaten by a grue.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ITT we get to ∞ by Canadian-ness
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where shii didn't close all my threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A sewer left open smells.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all animals and plants could speak!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!
( ・ω・) I have a TV show!
( ・ω・) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mo' moeblobs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But... My beef bowl...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...ewwww...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without miserable people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.
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(；`ﾟ ヮﾟ） ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried mittens!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) everyone would eat all the mittens.
∧,,∧
<；`ﾟ ヮﾟ> ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried KIMCHI!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) spoilers
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/ ｏ━ヽニニフ)) bacon!
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least fried kimchi tastes okay. Oi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) millions of "oppai oppai" posts
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I use a mac. See?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where COOL FREE RINGTONES were actually cool and free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would never answer their phones because they'd rather listen to their OMG COOL RINGTONE than listen to you talk.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people only speak in sexy voices!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Die Hard would suck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where making the wrong completely arbitrary choices early on in RPGs didn't cause you to permanently lose all chance of obtaining the best weapons and armour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no motivation to beat Chrono Trigger on multiple endings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more Chrono Trigger sequels than Final Fantasy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chrono Trigger would be considered mainsteam garbage while Final Fantasy would be a cult sensation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An internet without 4chan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still be a website that would gather as much idiots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of the guys would look good.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Breath of Fire 4 was a different game about about Scias, Ershin, Ursula, and Kahn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cart racing just doesn't have the same sense of drama to it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shadowrun Cart Racing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "?" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "!" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The idea itself is a paradox.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still no one would care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people are hoping for an early death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world filled with hope!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're already living in it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your argument is invalid
>all musicians are equal
>the best ones
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then I would never get to do my ( ﾟ -ﾟ) face and I like to do it from time to time
( のヮの) IDOLMASTER!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An incomplete file that is 95MB
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) files that download completely the moment you want them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Linkin Park stopped making music.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would suck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yuck
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children never went mittenless!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't see any point in that
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made of Bootas and mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FPS would suck...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Internet has died!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Internet never existed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all music is released digitally only!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't be pretentious with a download collection
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It might happen, don't jinx it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which I could really take it easy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get squished.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where eye really am teh storngest!
( ・-・) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.
( ・-・) A world where
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That world
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!
( ˃ ヮ˂) To get to the other side!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no censorship!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people don't deserve to talk.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world ██████████quiettment███!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was much harder to offend people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ur gay
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!