( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( -) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.
( ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!
( -) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.
( ) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!
( -) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.
( ) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!
( ) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...
( -) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.
( -) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...
( ) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!
( -) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed
( ) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!
( -) I don't see any point in that
( ) A world made of Bootas and mittens!
( -) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens
( ) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!
( -) FPS would suck...
( ) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.
( -) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.
( ) A world where the Internet has died!
( -) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ) A world where the Internet never existed!
( -) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!
( -) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.
( ) A world where all music is released digitally only!
( -) I can't be pretentious with a download collection
( ) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!
( -) It might happen, don't jinx it.
( ) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!
( -) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.
( ) A world in which I could really take it easy!
( -) You'd get squished.
( ) A world where eye really am teh storngest!
( E-E) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.
( E-E) A world where
( -) That world
( ) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!
( ˃ ˂) To get to the other side!!
( ) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!
( -) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.
( ) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!
( -) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
( ) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!
( -) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.
( ) A world with no censorship!
( -) Some people don't deserve to talk.
( ) A world ██████████quiettment███!
( -) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.
( ) A world where it was much harder to offend people!
( -) ur gay
( ) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!
( -) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.
( ) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!
( -) Denied!
( ) A w-