ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 10:42

( -) Doing it with some kunoichi to supercharge her powers will get boring sooner or later.

( ) A world where threads can have more than 1000 posts!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:25

( -) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.

( ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:54

( -) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.

( ) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 16:51

( -) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.

( ) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 17:38

( ) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...

( -) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 18:33

( -) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...

( ) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 23:03

( -) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed

( ) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 03:56

( -) I don't see any point in that

( ) A world made of Bootas and mittens!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 15:10

( -) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens

( ) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 17:07

( -) FPS would suck...

( ) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 15:18

( -) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.

( ) A world where the Internet has died!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 21:48

( -) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ) A world where the Internet never existed!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 04:44

( -) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 12:33

( -) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.

( ) A world where all music is released digitally only!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 13:04

( -) I can't be pretentious with a download collection

( ) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:33

( -) It might happen, don't jinx it.

( ) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:47

( -) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.

( ) A world in which I could really take it easy!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 17:13

( -) You'd get squished.

( ) A world where eye really am teh storngest!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 21:13

( E-E) I will always be stornger than you.

( E-E) A world where TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS YOU IDIOTS

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:20

( E-E) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.

( E-E) A world where

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:24

( -) That world

( ) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 16:09

( -) Off by ten posts, amateur.

( ) A world where everyone has perfect comedic timing!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 17:20

( ˃ ˂) To get to the other side!!

( ) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 19:56

( -) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.

( ) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 00:18

( -) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

( ) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 12:40

( -) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.

( ) A world with no censorship!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:08

( -) Some people don't deserve to talk.

( ) A world ██████████quiettment███!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 23:23

( -) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.

( ) A world where it was much harder to offend people!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 00:13

( -) ur gay

( ) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:06

( -) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.

( ) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:58

( -) Denied!

( ) A w-

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