( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) POSTING IN ALL CAPS SUCKS!
( ˃ D˂) THIS FAMILY STIIINKS
( ˃ D˂) FUCK FRIDAYS
( ˃ D˂) IF I HERE "LET IT SNOW" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
( ˃ D˂) I'M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
( ˃ D˂) I JUST HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE AND SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
( ˃ D˂) I'M ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE FEEL UNLOVED
( ˃ D˂) I'D RATHER LET A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN LISTEN TO THIS!
( ˃ D˂) COLLEGE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
( ˃ D˂) CRAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
( ˃ D˂) CORY'S IN MY HOUSE
( ˃ D˂) CORY IS A STUPID NAME
( ˃ D˂) I WANT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PITA BREAD
( ˃ D˂) CRAPPY ENDINGS
( ˃ D˂) yΉ(4 ^^)z ~c!AZWpeumso.!!0LtDRJ3D ON IICHAN
( ) This may be my best thread yet!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING BASTARD SCRATCHED MY GODDAMN CAR
( ˃ D˂) THIS MAY BE THE BEST THREAD YET, WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BETTER THREADS!?!?
( ˃ D˂) IF MY FACE WERE A PRESIDENT IT WOULD BE HARRY S. TRUMAN
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PLANE TICKETS FROM MY HOME TO JAPAN HAVE TO COST SO FUCKING MUCH?! WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND JAPAN SORT OF TRADE PLACES SO I CAN AFFORD JAPAN?!
( -) You can get cheaper tickets by flying Wednesday to Wednesday more often than not.
( ˃ D˂) DUMBASS!!!
( ˃ D˂) I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET
( ˃ D˂) RAGHRRRRAGRARGRAGHRARHRGRRRH.
( ˃ D˂) MY FACE IS FUCKING STRAINED SO HARD
(߄D߄) Cheap knockoffs of MY threads! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
( ˃ D˂) YOUR THREAD DIED LET IT GO ALREADY FAGGO
>>23 ( ˃ D˂) I ALREADY LOOKED INTO THAT AND EVEN SELECTED THE VARIABLE DAY SELECTOR AND THE TICKETS ARE STILL TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) JEWS!
( ˃ D˂) UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES!
( ˃ D˂) I PAYED 50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THESE HEAD PHONES AND THEY'RE TOO FUCKING LOUD AND THEY DON'T HAVE MANUAL VOLUME CONTROL SO TO ADJUST THE VOLUME I HAVE TO USE THE VOLUME CONTROL PANEL AND IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE GOD DAMN IT THIS IS RUINING MY HEARING
( ˃ D˂) SHITTY BANDS DOING BAD COVERS OF GOOD SONGS
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) DUMBASSES THAT WOULD RUIN THIS BY YELLING "C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" OR SOME SHIT
( ˃ D˂) THIS THREAD SUCKED TO BEGIN WITH, DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ D˂) AT A TIME LIKE THIS WHY DO I HAVE TO DISCOVER THAT I HAVE NO PREPARATION H?!
( ˃ D˂) BLACK METAL
( ˃ D˂) RELIGIOUS AND ATHEISTIC EXTREMISTS!!!
( ˃ D˂) SWITZERLAND IMPORTS 4/5S OF ITS WHEAT FROM INDIA WHILE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STARVING TO DEATH THERE
( ˃ D˂) READING >>45 WHILE LISTENING TO DJ SHARPNEL - ICQ (C-TYPE REMIX)
( E-E) Grr.