( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) MODERN HIP-HOP
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL HIP HOP IS BAD BASED ON THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH MODERN HIP HOP
( ˃ D˂) WHORES, ALL OF YOU
( ˃ D˂) POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO FUCK WIT THE WU-TANG
( ˃ D˂) MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN BUT THEY'RE COMING IN FUCKING SIDEWAYS SO THEY NEED TO COME OUT LIKE RIGHT NOW AND OH GOD DENTAL SURGERY
>>59
( EΦE) look on the bright side... the dentist will probably give you sedatives and percocet, and if you weather it out on sedatives alone you can sell the percs for $20 a pill
(EΦE ) not that i did that or anything
( ˃ D˂) I ATE TOO MUCH BACON AND IT HURTS COMING OUT
( ˃ D˂) FEELINGS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM.
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PILL BIT
( ˃ D˂) WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH THAT STUPID BIT ANYWAY?
( ˃ D˂) DON'T BOTHER TO TELL ME, I'M SURE IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!!
( ˃ D˂) I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT
( ˃ D˂) 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SPOUTING MEMES AND CLAIMING TO BE A VOICE ACTRESS AFTER RECORDING THEIR OWN ANIME FANDUBS
( ί Dί) WAIT, I CAN SEE IT NOW
( ˃ D˂) ANIME IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING
( T DT) WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST GET ALONGGGGG
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIND THE NEW TEAM NEKOKAN ALBUM!!
( ˃ D˂) THIS THREAD IS A RIP OFF OF "WHY?"
( ˃ D˂) NO IT'S NOT WILL YOU QUIT FUCKING SAYING THAT YOU'RE ANNOYING I BET YOU'RE THE SAME CUNT THAT ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT DQN BEING SLOW FIND ANOTHER FUCKING SUPERSTRUCTURE IF YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE THREADS AND PEOPLE HERE JESUS CHRIST
( ˃ D˂) TROLLS
( ˃ D˂) THIS WEBSIGHT IS A RIPOFF OF "4CHAN"
( ˃ D˂) NOTHING IS NEW ON THE INTERNET
( ˃ D˂) 1993 WILL NEVER ENDE
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMNED yΞΤ(4 ^^)z ~c!!!!!! HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING TRIPCODE USERS ARE SHITTING UP DQN
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Bad grammar.
( ˃ D˂) GRAMMAR NAZIS
>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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( ˃ D˂) SPARKY4 CLEARLY DOESN'T GRASP THE SPIRIT OF THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE.
( ˃ D˂) YOU MUST NOT BE ONE OF THE ELITE!
( ˃ D˂) GO ATTENTION WHORE SOMEWHERE ELSE, LIKE 4CHAN.
( ˃ D˂) DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
( ˃ D˂) WINDOWS ME WAS A SHIT OS WHY THE FUCK IS SPARKY4 STILL USING IT
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE HELL
( ˃ D˂) I ALSO THINK THAT SPARKY4 IS POSSIBLY ESQ IN DISGUISE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCKIGNJDSFHLSKFHSKLJFHLASFHASLKJFHKJDHASLKJFLFHLFKASDH
( ˃ D˂) THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED
( ˃ D˂) I TRIED SO HARD
( ˃ D˂) AND GOT
( ˃ D˂) SO FAR
( ˃ D˂) AND IN
( ˃ D˂) THE
( ˃ D˂) END
( ˃ D˂) IT
( ˃ D˂) DOESN'T
( ˃ D˂) EVEN
( ζD˂) Mζζζζ
>>96
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@ΆΙΙΩ ΛίΙ½ @@@NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?
>>93
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@ΆΙΙΩ ΛίΙ½ @@@NO U!☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞☞
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?
>>100
( ˃ D˂) BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRANSVESTITE.
( ˃ D˂) GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP YOU BIG BABY
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FUCK I FUCKING HATE SUSHI FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING BEDBUGS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP GAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) BEING ANGRY IS MY SHTICK AND THAT JUST MAKES ME DOWNRIGHT ANGRY.
( ˃ D˂) VICIOUS CYCLES
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING VARIATIONS ON A THEME
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING 100 MINUTES UNTIL I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
( ˃ D˂) FUCK
( LΦ`) Kids these days with their short skirts and their hippy hop.
( ˃ ˂) I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT MY SUN IN MY LIFE HAS FINALLY CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS
( ˃ D˂) HIPPY HOP???
(╬ಠϋuಠ) SPENDING THREE DAYS LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THREAD, >>113 WAS ME AND IS NO LONGER RELEVANT
( ˃ D˂) OKAY LET'S BE ANGRY FOR A FEW MORE POSTS UNTIL IT FADES INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE THREAD
( ˃ D˂) NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PLAY GUITAR BECAUSE OF MY NEIGHBOURS AND MY PAPERY WALLS
( ˃ D˂) EVERY TIME I NEED TO DO SOMETHING OUTDOORS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF RAIN FALLS! FUCK FLORIDA! THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER THINGS IN THIS FUCKING STATE THAT PISS ME OFF! SO MANY THINGS I WOULD NEED AN ENCYCLOPEDIA TO LIST THEM!
>>120 ( ˃ D˂) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. IN LOS ANGELES IT NEVER RAINS. MY SKIN IS DRY ALL THE TIME. WATER IS THE CORNERSTONE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT.
( ˃ D˂) YOU WHINY ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING NEAR WASHINGTON DC THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND IT AND YET THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY AND THE TOWN ITSELF IS A CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE WITH A CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE IN CHARGE OF THE TOWN'S MACHINATIONS THAT WANT A CONGRESSIONAL SEAT WITHOUT GIVING US A FUCKING REASON WHY THOSE WASTES OF OXYGEN DESERVE IT CONSIDERING THE PLACE WASN'T SO BAD BEFORE THEY CAME INTO POWER AND
( ί -ί) holy shit, I need a cigarette or something.
( ˃ D˂) IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MITTENS, WE HAD TO USE LINT RATIONS, AND THAT'S IF WE WERE LUCKY-GOD DAMN IT.
( ˃ D˂) WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN A POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY WE STILL HAVE TO BUDGET OUR MITTEN MONEY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! MODERN MECHANIZED MITTEN MANUFACTURE HAS MADE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FOR CHEAPER THAN EVER AND YET AT THE COST OF SOCIETY'S SOULLLLLLLLL!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) TED KENNEDY IS DEAD! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( ˃ D˂) BOB NOVAK DIED OF THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I JUST LEARNED ABOUT TED KENNEDY BEING DEAD FROM >>125!!
( ˃ D˂) THEN I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) HURRY UP AND GO TO YOUR STUPID YOGA SO I CAN PLAY MY MANDOLIN
( ˃ D˂) JUST MOTHERFUCK UP THE ASS.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE CALL ME AN ANUS, BUT I AM NOT AN ANUS! I CAN INSURE YOU!
( ˃ D˂) @#$%!!!! JUST @#$%!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) TODAY A UROLOGIST SCANNED MY BLADDER BY RUBBING A MACHINE ON MY NO-NO ZONE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
That sounds uncomfortable, awkward, somewhat terrifying, and strangely arousing. I think I need to make an appointment with an urologist.
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MOZILLA HAVE FIREFOX 2.9 ON THEIR WEBSITE I CAN'T FUCKING USE THE HISTORY ON VERSION 3 THIS IS BULLSHIT
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES ANYONE USE THAT GARBAGE BROWSER FIREFOX I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED "NUTSCRAPE"
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE I USE SAFARI
(`DL) WHYYYYYY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MY THREAD ANYMORE?
(`DL) WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BUMP YOUR THREAD SO THAT MAYBE THE REST OF US COULD POST IN IT, >>137?
( ˃ D˂) YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN THE COMEDIC TIMING BY CONTINUING THE GAG FOR TOO LONG, DIDN'T YOU? GRAHHHHHH!
( >A<) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE CYRILLIC LETTERS
( ˃ D˂) MY IRREPLACEABLE EXPENSIVE IMPORTED WATCH HAS A SHORT AND MAY BE TOTALLY BROKEN AND THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO VENT ABOUT IT, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE LAME CONFESSIONS THREAD IS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BUMP IT BY CROSSPOSTING THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING
( ˃ D˂) I JUST REALIZED LAME CONFESSIONS WAS THE NEXT THREAD DOWN WHEN I CLICKED REPLY
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>>135
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU A FASCIST MACNIGGER GO YIFF IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MACNIGGERS YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE
>>143
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE NOBODY LIKES YOU
( ˃ D˂) THE ONLINE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS FUCKING DOWN
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING DOWN AND FUCKING UP ARE NOT OPPOSITE THINGS, SOMEHOW. THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO ANGRY!
( ˃ D˂) THE ENDING OF KAMEN RIDER DECADE