( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) That better be ANGRY SEX!!!
( <t>) also, isn't Mittens a girl?
( ί -ί) Thanks >>253, but I'm still angry.
( ˃ D˂) FICK MEIN LEBEN.FICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICK DICH.
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T GET MYSELF BANNED FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE I ALREADY AM BANNED FROM 4CHAN!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID I CLICK ON A LINK TO E621.NET AJDHFJKHFSJFLKAHSDJFLLJKFHA FUUUUUUUUUCK
( ˃ D˂) I can't get away with beating/stabbing some worthless piece of shit to death! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY STOLEN TV BACK?!
( ˃ D˂) I WAS GOING TO VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET BUT I GOT FUCKING MUGGED AND THE COPS NEVER FOUND THE BASTARD SO I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN FROM NOW ON OUT OF SHEER HATE!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I have semen in my sinuses.
( ˃ D˂) 3D MODELING PACKAGES THAT DON'T SUPPORT ACCURACY TO AT LEAST SIX DECIMAL PLACES!!
( ˃ D˂)LIKE MODO!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) CHEAP MILK THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT! LITERALLY!
( ˃ D˂) giquution? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAPTCHA IS THAT?
( ˃ D˂) BOOKS TYPESET WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ D˂) ANYTHING TO DO WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ D˂) GOING TO A STREET FAIR WITH ONLY FOUR DOLLARS IN MY WALLET!
( ˃ D˂) THERE ARE OVER TEN THREADS I LIKE ON DQN, BUT I CAN'T KEEP THEM ALL ON THE FRONT PAGE!
( ˃ D˂) I NEED TO POOP, BUT DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY SEAT! THESE ARE MY BEST PANTS, TOO!
( ˃ D˂) MY CAR HAS MAJOR ENGINE PROBLEMS AND IT HAS LESS THAN 100,000 MILES!
( ˃ D˂) http://www.fchan.us
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOTICING ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD!
( ˃ D˂) I DIDN'T NOTICE ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES UNTIL >>270 POINTED THEM OUT!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU!!
( ˃ D˂) THAT DOG WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MY MOM WANTS ME TO SHOOT IT
( ˃ D˂) IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT IT'S A COCK BUT I DO WANT TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS WHO DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEIR DOG
( ί -ί) Responsible owners don't let their dogs bark all day. It's a behavioral thing that an owner can fix.
( ˃ D˂) JESUS FUCK THERE IT GOES AGAIN
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE BUT I CAN ONLY FIND TWO VERSIONS--THE "VEVO" VERSION THAT NEVER LOADS AND JUST SPINS THE "LOADING" ANIMATION FOREVER, AND THE SQUEAKY-VOICED TEENAGE PRAT TRYING TO DO A "COVER" VERSION WITH HIS DA'S GUITAR, THREE CHORDS, AND A LEATHER JACKET BUT NEGLECTED TO PUT "I HAVE NO DETECTABLE TALENT" IN THE DESCRIPTION! GRAAAAAAAHHHH
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOUTUBE IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO GO TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?
( ˃ D˂) >>268 didn't change his oil frequently enough and generally take care of his properly.
( ˃ D˂) THAT DAMNED ROOM IN SUPER METROID WHERE YOU HAVE TO WALL JUMP TO GET OUT
( ˃ D˂) YOU'RE ALL FUCKING YELLING AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! IS IT MY INTERNET THAT SUCKS SHIT OR IS IT THE FUCKING SERVER FOR FUCKING BRAWL? I JUST WANT TO FIGHT PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF, BUT IT LAGS SO MUCH OR I GET TOLD THAT THE PLAYERS WERE DISCONNECTED FROM ME! FUCK!
( ˃ v˂) WHY IS IT CALLED SHONEN SUNDAY IF IT COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAY!?!?!?!?!!!
( ˃ D˂) BECAUSE THEY SHARE A LOVE OF MITTENS AND YOU DON'T, ARE YOU BLIND GODDAMNIT?
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DID I LISTEN TO >>288?! I AVOIDED MEETING
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY! IN THE END, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
CREATIVE NOR PRODUCTIVE. I COULDN'T EVEN TYPE A SINGLE LINE OF
CODE INTO MY COMPUTER ‼
HOWEVER, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HISTORY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE I...
I WAS READING THAT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA ALL DAY LONG AFTER READING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser-guided_bomb ‼
DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON A FUCKING "OSIRAK" THERE OR YOU MIGHT END
UP SPENDING YOUR TIME AS WELL AS I DID!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING WASPS WHATS THEIR PROBLEM? JUST LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE, WHY MUST YOU IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME WHEN I COME INTO YOUR VIEW. STOP FLYING IN MY GOD DAMN WINDOW!!
(╬ ಠvಠ) THE PAGE YOU REQUESTED WAS TOO LARGE TO TRANSLATE!!
( ˃ D˂) ESPRESSO IS MADE VIA TIME APPLIED TO COFFEE AND WATER BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID VIP UPLOADER HAVE TO DIE, I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT
( ˃ D˂) NO ONE PLAYS HOMEBREW SNES GAMES ANYMORE THAT I KNOW OF
( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
( ˃ D˂) WHO THE HELL DOES NICK DENTON THINK HE IS, ANWAY
( ˃ D˂) NICE JOB TRANSLATING DRAGON WARRIOR SIX! YOU LEFT A BUNCH OF STRINGS OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!
>( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T I UPDATED IT ONCE NOT JUST FOR THE INTERNET BUT FOR YOSHINOYA. I FOUND IT TO BE SO NEAT THAT I SAVED IT IN MY COPYPASTA-THAT-NEVER-GOT-POSTED-ON-THE-WEB TEXT FILE, BUT NOW IT'S GONE. I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. IT WAS THE BEST TEXT FILE EVER. THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU. THE HUMOR IN IT WAS SO BRILLIANT THAT IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO UPLOAD IT ALL AT ONCE. HOWEVER, IT'S NO LONGER POSSIBLE.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T IT ALSO HAD A UNICODE CHARACTER THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT SIMILAR TO APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO. IT WAS IN THE SAME FUCKING FILE. AND SINCE PORTAL 2 IS OUT, I'D BE THE RADDEST KID ON WWW/STEAM OR WWW/DQN IF I PUT IT RIGHT INTO MY NICKNAME AND THEN PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING I SAY IS PRERECORDED.
On the other hand, Howard Beale's rant applies perfectly to everything without any need to adapt it.
( ಠDಠ) Why are all you people posting in all caps? That makes me angry.
( ˃ D˂) I HATE MY JOB GODDAMNIT
( ˃ D˂) GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY ADMISSIONS DEPARTMENT, YOU REJECTED A STUDENT WITH A 3.6 GPA AND FRANKLY I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR SHIT. IN-STATE TUITION IS NOT WORTH THIS.
i EΝEj I had sex earlier today, and I also sold a sculpture I made for $520 two days ago. things are going pretty well.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEX FOR $520 IF YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL ‼
( ˃ ˂) ESPEON IS FUNNY
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL IT "DRAGON WARRIOR" IF IT'S "DRAGON QUEST" YOU INBRED MONGREL
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID ALL MY POSSESSIONS DISAPPEAR FROM MY DORM ROOM GODDAMMIT I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A CUP OF TEA OR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE NOW
( ˃ D˂) I WAS UP AND TRAVELING FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS TODAY AND I'M SO TIRED BUT I HAVE SOME TESTS IN THE MORNING FOR WHICH I'M NOT PREPARED FFFFFFFFFFF--
( ˃ D˂) MY URETHRA FEELS ALL BURNY TODAY!!!
>>301 when i was in the shower the other day i finished a bottle of shower gel, so i filled the bottle with hot water, then for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to squirt it down my urethra, so i got a very hot jet of water forced down my penis. then i thought it would make it better if i went for a piss and that burned even more.
I feel your pain bro
>>301 every time I drink beer I get a terrible pain in my urethra and I piss for about 30 mins straight waiting for the stinging to go away.
( ˃ D˂) I HATE IT WHEN MY TROUSER LEG GET CAUGHT ON MY FOOT WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REALLY BADLY!!
( ˃ ˂) others are suffering whilst I am >winning.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T Others are suffering while I am whining!
( ˃ D˂) IF THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER, WHY IS IT TRACK 2 ON THE ALBUM!!??
>>303 ?
the jet going in was about the same size as a normal jet of piss going out
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING WASPS!! WHAT MAKES MY ROOM SO INTERESTING!?
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING >>310!! LET US WASPS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM!!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WASPS, WASPS MAKE YOUR ROOM SO INTERESTING!
PROBABLY THEY ARE MAKING EVEN YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING, THOUGH A
LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT! BUT YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AREN'T YOU MANLY ENOUGH?
( ˃ D˂) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundJam_MP HE'S TAGGED THE SONG AS "WICKED GAMES" NOT "WICKED GAME"
( ˃ D˂) SPACE JUNK! smashed my baby's head
( ˃ D˂) Why is it that every single girl I've met that claims to enjoy anime/manga loves yaoi. Seriously. Every. Single. One. No exceptions. And I've actually met quite a few. There was even one that tried to push it on me by sending me a punch of yaoi pictures on Skype, sending me badly-drawn "KAWAII UGUU !!1 ^7___^" chibi-style pictures of her getting a nosebleed over said yaoi, and not only that, but projecting yaoi archetypes onto me. Like saying that I'm an uke-seme hybrid, whatever the hell that means. Thankfully not every yaoi-fangirl I've met are as bad as that. Why are so many girls attracted to two guys donging each other!
For the same reason guys are attracted to two gals going at it.
( ˃ D˂) MY PEN0R HURTS FROM TOO MUCH WANKING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF THAT I CAN'T WANK MORE OR EVEN GET HARD WITHOUT ACHES
( ˃ D˂) TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX! NOT ENOUGH TV-GAGS!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES MY FRIEND INSIST ON TAKING A SHIT AT MY PLACE? NOW THERE'S A NASTY TURD AT THE SIDE OF THE BOWL AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO USE IT NOW.
>>316
Is that what most of them were like? Then I guess it's a good thing that I never got the chance to meet girls who like anime back in school.
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMN ATTENTION WHORES.
( ˃ D˂) I MADE THE LAST POST LAST NIGHT AND THE FIRST POST THIS MORNING!!!!
( ˃ D˂) THE OTHER FIVE OF YOU ARE SLACKING OFF GODDAMMIT
( ˃ D˂) I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT REFRESHING THIS PAGE AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIND THE FOURTH GAME IN THIS SERIES, AND THOUGH I WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING, I DON'T WANT TO WORK SO HARD ONLY TO BE LEFT HANGING AT THE END OF THE THIRD GAME!
( ˃ D˂) >>328 IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY, JUST STOP, THE FOURTH GAME NOT EXISTING IS THE WHOLE JOKE. OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THIS.
(@MnLj Aiyah, my name is not so dirty in the old country, le.
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING RECORD HEAT
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKERS THINK I YELL TOO MUCH TO BE A SUICIDE HOTLINE COUNSELOR!
( ˃ D˂) I'M IMAGINING >>335 YELLING "DO IT FAGGOT" AT PEOPLE WHO CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE!
( ˃ D˂) I JUST WANT TO BE A HIKIKOMORI AGAIN
( ˃ D˂) I'm upset by the tardness of this part of the internet: ttp://evoticon.net/
> Football (soccer, not American)
( ˃ D˂) DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT THE HELL, THEY CALL IT SOCCER IN JAPAN DON'T CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT JAPAN AND THEN NOT BE
>>339
( ˃ D˂) They are all about snatching stylish emoticons from nihonjins without proper understanding of modern popular culture of Japan.
( ˃ D˂) I overexerted myself swimming in the ocean! NOW I'M SICK!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY'S PISSED ME OFF IN DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS FUCKING UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE TROLLED!
( ˃ D˂) MY ASS IS SWEATING!
( ˃ D˂) SA rules quite clearly despise trends and catchphrases! Yet all obvious goons in the outside net are totally revolving around memes! I'm going to spend every dedicated tenbux in bars until they fix it!