( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IS DIFFICULT! FUCK YOU, CAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP OPENING THAT THREAD IT'S GROSS
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
( ˃ Д˂) THE FIRST GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS FOR "MUSICALS ARE"!
( ˃ Д˂) FIND THESE PHILISTINES AND PERFORM THEM THE REVERSE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE ALREADY! AGGGHH
( ˃ Д˂) Nobody can post on world4ch at the moment.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK FINDING A JOB IS MAGIC!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's just a kids' cartoon. Why people get angry that other people like it, well, I attribute to people lacking some serious perspective. Oh right.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY OVER NOTHING MAKE ME ANGRY! GRRRRRRR
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ANGER
( ˃ Д˂) THE PACKAGING FOR THESE FUCKING PILLS. FIRST HALF THE BOX IS TAKEN UP WITH AIR SPACE. THEN THREE-QUARTERS OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOTTLE IS A BIG FUCKING WAD OF COTTON THAT'S HARD TO GET OUT AND CAUSES A RISK OF SPILLING THE PILLS. WHAT STUPID FUCK DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT?
( ˃ Д˂) Why don't younger people talk to me? I'm not an old fart or anything! What are they, afraid that I'm going to die on them? HA!
( ˃ Д˂) >>361 DOESN'T SOUND ANGRY ENOUGH! USE CAPS LOCK, YOU PUSSY!
>>362, you don't read saged posts in Lame Confessional [LAME], do you? I'll try, though.
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ WHY DON'T THEY TEACH BASICS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE IN EVERY SCHOOL? KIDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SINGLE LINE OF A SHITTY CODE. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WRITING IT WAS A ROCK BOTTOM for this technical university. They can't do even that. Come on!
>>363 has never done tech support, I see.
Millions upon millions of recent university graduates (in the US, at least) do not know how to navigate Windows, cannot find the START button, cannot find the power switch, do not know the difference between closing an application and minimizing the window, either in Windows or (for the two businesses and five people out there who still use them) a Mac.
And, as I said, these aren't octogenarians. These are people who graduated from university with degrees in the past few years. You sit them in front of a computer and they stare at it goggle-eyed with spittle dripping from one corner of their slack mouths and they can't even find the button to turn it on. "The computer ate my report." "Did you save it before you closed it?" "I dno, lol"
Windows 3.1 is older than some of these people are, for God's sake. How do you get out of college--out of high school, for that matter--unable to open a browser and key in a URL? I have no explanation. I have even less explanation for why any business should have hired people who are, in the 21st Century, functionally illiterate and unable to operate the most basic office equipment, the simplest office software.
And I'm beyond the all-capital-letters, twenty-exclamation-points level of RAEG here. It has wrapped around upon itself and turned into a strange sort of calm.
>>364
Nah, these people are lost in their CAD interface. User-friendliness is a foreign concept for them.
Or they might do this for giggles/out of boredom/etc.
But those kids... Just imagine this place being crowded by museless *tards craving for attention!
Same thing. If they don't want to study basics themselves or attend basic courses somewhere else,
they probably should've chosen a career in arts. ∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ BASTARDS.
ヽ(* ﾟД ﾟ)ﾉ Makise Kurisu isn't a real person!
>>364
It's even worse when you get those types of people while working on an Informatics degree. My class is full of people who cannot comprehend computers, yet try to program them. It doesn't work. It cannot work.
Just today, we had the guy copying & pasting various pieces of unrelated code from the internet and wondering why he was getting class/function not found errors.
After having completed a system administration degree previously, I can safely say that I have moved beyond several layers of rage rollover. About 6 of the 15 people from my initial class there have completed tests showing that they know things, yet cannot use Word properly. This makes me ashamed to have my worthless piece of paper (part of the reason I went on studying).
Even worse, absolutely nobody I've met understands how styling works in Word, let alone how something like TeX works. They don't understand that when you're writing hundreds of pages of text, you will be better off spending 30 minutes on proper formatting & layout before you start.
I've gotten capable of giving people perfectly hefty sarcasm while actually helping them. This makes them look like the idiots they are while at the same time not making them realize how idiotic they are looking to everyone else. I like it. It's a good skill to have.
( ˃ Д˂) SEEING A HOT CHICK WITH SOME FAT SLOPPY DOUCHE BAG WHILE YOU'RE ALONE
>UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING
( ˃ Д˂) UNIX-STYLE SHELLS SUCK. JAVASCRIPT OR LISP ARE MUCH BETTER AS REPL LANGUAGES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURING COMPLETE MAILSERVER CONFIGURATION
( ˃ Д˂) DISSONANCE AND ABSTRACTION!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT MUSIC????
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP CALLING "SHEET MUSIC" "SHIT MUSIC"? IT WASN'T BLOODY FUNNY BACK THEN, IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW.
>>377 is assigned banned status for making me laugh in an angry thread.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU FIREWORKS! STOP SCARING MY DOG!
>>379
( ˃ Д˂) THIS. FOR MITTENS' SAKE, IT'S NOT EVEN THE 5TH YET!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My mind is absolutely blank and calm today, I have absolutely nothing to be mad about.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE HOW I'M ALWAYS SO GODDAMN CALM AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE ASS AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BETA FAGGOT?!
( ˃ Д˂) SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
>>381
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SAYING ``BETA FAGGOT'', YOU DUNGMUNCH ASSHEAP
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU MADE FOOD THAT WASN'T SO FULL OF FAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THIS GUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY, FAGGOT WITH THE ENORMOUS MUSCLES, SHORT SPIKY HAIR AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY SAGELY BEARD! DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH SQL AND CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE, TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU, FUCKING CONCEITED JERK!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU PROZAK YOU MAKE MASTURBATION A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
TOUHOU
( ˃ Д˂) FIRST I FORGET TO ADD THE KAOMOJI, THEN SQUEEKS TAKES OUT THE DELETE BUTTON! SNIFF MY DICK, DUDES!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LEGEND OF MANA THANKS FOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ARRANGE LANDS IN THE RIGHT WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING AND I WON'T LOOK AT A GUIDE SO THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I'LL RESTART EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS INVESTED
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO PLAY DARK CLOUD
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY DARK CLOUD BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY HAS MY LUCK BEEN SO SHIT LATELY?!
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU GOT OUT OF MY HEAD I'D BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU.
( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT FIREFOX, WHY DON'T THEY CALL YOU ICEFOX INSTEAD OR SOMETHING SINCE YOU FREEZE ALL THE TIME?
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAREEE YOOOU REAAAADYYYY?
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I GOING TO FIND DECENT TEAMMATES THAT AREN'T ELITISTS FAGGOTS FULL OF THEIR OWN SHIT AND/OR COMPETENT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN A DEVILJHO WITH AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON AND ARMOR?!
>>397
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A POST FOR EVERY DAMN THREAD ON THIS PAGE
( ˃ Д˂) SILLY IDIOTS DDOS-ING 4CHAN FOR NO REASON AT ALL, GOD DAMN, STOP RUINING MY HIKI LIFE!!!
( ˃ Д˂) >>399, WHY DON'T YOU WHINE ON EVERY OTHER IMAGE BOARD WITH SOMETHING LIKE, ""DDOSERS, U JELLY MUCH??" PROBABLY THEY WILL READ IT EVENTUALLY.
>>400
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE ANONYMOUS BBS AND IMAGEBOARD CULTURE IS MY LIFE, BUT PEOPLE WON'T UNDERSTAND.
( ˃ Д˂) Thumbs.db FILES LITTERING THE INTERNET
( ˃ Д˂) LOSING AT MONOPOLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS A FRIEND-KILLER
( ˃ Д˂) SKYRIM CRASHES EVERY 5 MINUTES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY SKYRIM BECAUSE I AM A NEET AND CANNOT AFFORD A GOOD COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT OR BILL GATES OR SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MONEY?
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT MY GODDAMN KNEE IS KILLING ME
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT I AM SUCH A LAZY FUCK.
( ˃ Д˂) FLOUR ALL OVER YOUR CLOTHES
( ˃ Д˂) I SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP MY SHORT-LIVED PAYCHECKS FOR A NEW COMPUTER BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I AM NOT ENTIRELY DISSATISFIED WITH THE ELECTRONICS I BOUGHT INSTEAD
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO STUDY BUT MY ANXIENTY IS MAKING ME WONDER WHENEVER SUICIDE IS ACTUALLY PAINLESS.
( ˃ Д˂) MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS. FUCK.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING SWEARING!
( ˃ Д˂) AMD has yet to release optimized drivers for Skyrim!
( ˃ Д˂) THANKSGIVING VACATION MADE ME LOSE TWO DAYS OF WORK!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK FOR LIVING???
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY RESPECTS MY ENTITLEMENT ISSUES!!
( ˃ Д˂) GET OUT OF MY OCCUPY GIKOPOI TENT! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!
( ˃ Д˂) MY ANIME TAKES LONGER TO DOWNLOAD THAN TO WATCH!
( ˃ Д˂) PAPERWORK IS FRUSTRATING!
( ˃ Д˂) TYPING IN ALL-CAPS IS IRRITATING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN THIS LIBRARY COMPUTER LAB! THERE'S EVEN A BABY SCREAMING! AREN'T LIBRARIES SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING QUIET? I BEGIN MY WEEKEND WITH A HEADACHE
( ˃ Д˂) I BOUGHT A $300 VIDEO CARD THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE CASE!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AFFORD A $300 VIDEO CARD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE ME MONEY!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T CLOSE THE PACKAGE TRACKER!!
( ˃ Д˂) CHURCH BELLS ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! SOME OF US WERE DRINKING HEAVILY LAST NIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
( ˃ Д˂) WINTER IS COLD AND UNPLEASANT!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING A NEET FOREVER IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION IN WESTERN SOCIETY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD WIDE WEB SEPARATED NEETS AND CONFINED THEM TO THEIR ROOMS. OTHERWISE, WE COULD LIVE ALTOGETHER AS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF DQN AND CALL OURSELVES "HIPPIES". OR WE COULD FOLLOW JUCHE IDEA TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND WORSHIP NORTH COREA PROPERLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER FROM ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF MODERN LIFE!
( ˃ Д˂) AGREEING WITH ESPEON'S SENTIMENTS!
( ˃ Д˂) THE CS MAJORS AT THIS UNIVERSITY ARE FUCKING REPULSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) MOST SEGA MEGADRIVE GAMES MADE THE YAMAHA OPN2 SOUND TERRIBLE WHILE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST CHIPS OF ITS TIME!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF NAUSEA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) TORTICOLLIS IS A BITCH!
( ˃ Д˂) CURRICULUM DESIGNERS PISS ME OFF!
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP, PERSON NEXT TO ME! YOU AREN'T THAT FUNNY!
>>434 ( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE SEGA MARK III GOT AN EXTRA SOUND CHIP AND THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM DIDN'T!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE YOU BASTARD!
( ˃ Д˂) I DISLIKE THE WELSH!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WELSH
( ˃ Д˂) RELAX GOD DAMN YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I SAID RELAX YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONES OFF! WE ARE IN A LIBRARY!