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>>452
( ˃ D˂) THAT WAS BASICALLY THE POINT OF THAT MEME!
( E-E) Though it does seem to have (new) spacing issues.
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP ABOUT DUBSTEP! EDM IS MORE THAN THAT!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING SOCIABLE PEOPLE! GO AWAY!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE STALIN, MICHAEL CAINE, GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
( ˃ D˂) TOO MANY BIG DECISIONS TO MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING WITH NAMES/TRIPCODES SUDDENLY!
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!?
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES TRAY HAVE A CLEANING OBSESSION‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BAD?
( ˃ D˂) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS PULSEAUDIO SHITTY AS WELL
( ˃ D˂) CAPTCHAS SUCK! BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MASH THE KEYBOARD AND HIT ENTER!
>>460,464
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DQN USE INTERROBANGS OR SPIVAK PRONOUNS‽
>>465 ( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK OF "MASHING" A KEYBOARD OR A BUTTON‽ ARE YOU GRINDING IT TO A PASTE IN YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU ALL COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF RAGING!!
( ˃ D˂) BEING ACCUSED OF COMPLAINING WHEN I AM IN FACT ENRAGED BY IMPROPER USE OF VOCABUALRY! I AM ENRAGED TO THE POINT OF INCOHERENCE, WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ D˂) WHEN YOUR EX WON'T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE AFTER YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE REASONABLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAN FOR HER TO SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE
( ˃ D˂) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE TO INVENT THINGS LIKE GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS! WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO SIMPLY NOT CARING? THAT WAS BETTER!
( ˃ D˂) YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHAUVINISTIC PRICKHEADS! FUCK!
( ˃ D˂) GEMA ARE A BUNCH OF GREEDY ASSWIPES WHO WOULD HATE NOTHING MORE THAN AN INDEPENDENT MUSICIAN SUCCEEDING THANKS TO FREE DOWNLOADS GENERATING BUZZ! AND THE FUCKING NEWS MEDIA ARE EATING UP ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT WITH A SILVER SPOON! WHARGHARBL!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL!
( ˃ D˂) I FEEL ENTITLED TO THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T I don't have enough time to keep my body and mind DQN way!!
( ˃ D˂) ESPEON WON'T STOP POSTING HIS VAIN SELF-SERVING SHTICK!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T USE MY SCENTED CANDLES ENOUGH!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T A big dumb guy can't understand that it's "espeon-serving" instead of "self-serving" because I'm obsessed with espeons and cute, pink and feline things in general!
( ˃ D˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY NO MY FRIEND KINDLY BRINGING ME LOADS OF FREE KFC EVEN THOUGH I'M ON A DIET
( ˃ D˂) MISSING OUT WORDS!
( ˃ D˂) ANYONE HAVING REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE!
( ˃ D˂) PREDICTABLE TV SHOW PLOT DEVELOPMENTS!
( ˃ D˂) CHANGE!
( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE I KNOW CALLING THE HUNGER GAMES THE NEW TWILIGHT!
( ˃ D˂) THIS CLASSROOM DESK IS WAY TOO HIGH! AVERAGE HEIGHT IS NOT 6'4" YOU NON-ADJUSTABLE DESK DESIGNERS AND PURCHASERS!
( ˃ D˂) THE HUNGER GAMES FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT ANDREW!
( ˃ D˂) WE GET IT THE ENDING BLEW CHUNKS NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY YOU ENTITLED FUCKS IT'S AN EA GAME YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
( ˃ D˂) I MEAN FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SERIOUSLY BUT AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T TURN INTO FUCKING CRYBABIES OVER THE PHANTOM GODDAMN MENACE
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T RAAAAGH!
I can't believe I missed a timeframe for a placeholder post by mere two minutes...
( ˃ D˂) THE PHANTOM MENACE RUINED MY 90s!
( ˃ D˂) NUMEROLOGISTS
( ˃ D˂) STARSHIP TROOPERS MADE ME SO ANGRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO A FILM SINCE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK IN "EAFP"!
( ˃ D˂) YOU HIT MY FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) GAMMA-INCORRECT SCALING AND BLENDING HAVE BECOME /DE FACTO/ STANDARDS!
( ˃ D˂) JAVASCRIPT!
>>499
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT NOT JUST THROUGH THEIR OWN SITE BUT FROM GOOGLE TOO
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ D˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.
( ˃ D˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ D˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!
( ˃ D˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>503
( ˃ D˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ί -ί) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ D˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!
( ˃ D˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ί -ί) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ D˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!
( ˃ D˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!
( ˃ D˂) STUPID TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
( ˃ D˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.
( ˃ D˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME
( ˃ D˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) MY FEET HURT!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!
( ˃ D˂) >>519 IS PROBABLY RIGHT BUT HE MISUSED A SEMICOLON
( ˃ D˂) I SUPPOSE I SHALL LET HIM OFF BECAUSE HE HAS A HEADACHE
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT SEMICOLONS!
( ˃ D˂) >>519'S USAGE CONTAINED TWO FINITE CLAUSES WHICH COULD STAND AS SENTENCES IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND HE WAS USING A SEMICOLON TO ILLUSTRATE A LINK BETWEEN THEM!
( ˃ D˂) BECOMING WHAT I HATE!
( ˃ D˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!
( ˃ D˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.
( ˃ D˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,
( ί -ί) well... that's okay, I guess.
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!
( ˃ D˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME
( ˃ D˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!
( ˃ D˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!
( ˃ D˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS
( ˃ D˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!
( ˃ D˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!
( ˃ D˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??
( ˃ D˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING OLD!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING FAT!
( ˃ D˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
( ˃ D˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!
I'M HIDEOUS!
>why would you
( ˃ D˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.
( ˃ D˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!
(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)
( ˃ D˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ D˂) People not thinking before posting!!
( ˃ D˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!