( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TACOS
( ˃ Д˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!
( ˃ Д˂) Not seeing my love all summer!
( ˃ Д˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.
( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD
( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!
( ˃ Д˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK
( ˃ Д˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!
( ˃ Д˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!
( ˃ Д˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!
( ˃ Д˂) UBUNTU
( ˃ Д˂) ITUNES
( ˃ Д˂) YOU
( ˃ Д˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG
( ˃ Д˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!
( ˃ Д˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!
( ˃ Д˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!
( ˃ Д˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!
( ˃ Д˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼
( ˃ Д˂) GHERKINS!
( ˃ Д˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>581,585
( ˃ Д˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!
>>587
( ˃ Д˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.
( ˃ Д˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH
( ˃ Д˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!
>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.
However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK DEFAULT SHORTCUTS NOT CHANGING WITH DVORAK.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS
>>593-4
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH BUT Q AND W ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU RISK QUITTING WHEN YOU MEANT TO CLOSE A TAB AGGGGGHHHH
>>597
( ˃ Д˂) SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
( ˃ Д˂) ACTUALLY, DON'T UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW THREAD CONVENTION
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN
( ˃ Д˂) SUCK MY COCK ANONYMOUS JONES
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NOTHING TO POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK I'M STAYING INSIDE WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE ON SUCH A NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO ONE TO SPEND THIS NICE WEATHER WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) WHITES PRETENDING TO BE NIGGERS WHENEVER TO MOCK THEM OR NOT
( ˃ Д˂) BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: STFU
Hey guys, came here from /jp/ (http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9011150/)
What's this board about? Does [b][i][o][u]BBCODE[/b][/i][/o][/u] work here?
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE MAKE ALL THESE FUCKING NOOBS GET OUT AND GIVE THEM AN IP BAN AS PARTING GIFT!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE USED UP ALL THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS NOW A MITTENS EMERGENCY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE A TRAP
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S HOSTED ON SHII'S SITE SO HE CAN TRACK US
lol wtf is this place o,0???
u guys sucks :/
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY SSI CARD AND CANNOT FILL OUT THIS JOB APPLICATION.
( ˃ Д˂) DIABLO 3 ISN'T OUT YET
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING PROTOSS ARBITERS AND THEIR STASIS FIELD ABILITY!
( ˃ Д˂) SHE KEEPS AVOIDING ME
( ˃ Д˂) HE KEEPS AVOIDING ME!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP AVOIDING EVERYONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AVOID ANYONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂)
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LOVE FEEDING TROLLS!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S A CUTE GIRL WHO A KEEP CATCHING LOOKING AT ME BUT SHE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH OLDER I AM THAN HER BECAUSE I STILL LOOK SIXTEEN AT 21!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR SOME REASON SOCIETY LEADS DOUBLE STANDARDS ABOUT AGE DIFFERENCES IN RELATIONSHIPS.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ATTRACTED TO 15-YEAR-OLDS IS FINE, EVEN IF YOU'RE TWICE THEIR AGE.
( ˃ Д˂) LEARN WHAT "PEDOPHILE" MEANS, MORONS!
>>623 Are you saying there IS a problem with being attracted to 15-year-olds?
>>624
No. I am saying it's natural, and even with modern societal standards no man would think twice about sleeping with a 15-year-old if they could get away with it. There's a reason so many porn websites advertise they're "BARELY LEGAL!!!" and so on. A short while after starting puberty, women become sexually attractive, so that men want to have sex with them and the human race can continue. This doesn't go away. It's not as though you only find 16-and-above attractive as a teenager, then it jumps up to 18-and-above in your twenties. If I'm understanding>>622-san correctly, he should go for it. The age gap doesn't matter in his situation (I'm assuming in good faith she's not some sort of 10-year-old who takes a fancy to 16-year-olds). People are dumb.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING MISUNDERSTOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE OF POWER IN THE USA?!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT THAT WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN ASIAN WOMEN?!
( ˃ Д˂) REST ASSURED (OR DON'T), THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN DO NOT HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN THE U.S.A.; ONE NEEDS ONLY LOOK AT HOW THEY HANDLED TEPCO PRIOR TO THE TŌHOKU EARTHQUAKE TO SEE THAT.
( ˃ Д˂) WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY FROM ASIAN WOMEN IN ONLY SUPERFICIAL WAYS.
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR GRAMMAR NEEDS WORK.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'RE NOT APES ANYMORE, >>625. THERE ARE MORE FACTORS IN PLAY THAN MERELY PHYSICAL APPETITE WHICH DEFINE AND DETERMINE THE FURTHERING OF OUR SPECIES. THEY ARE SOCIOECONOMIC, MORAL, POLITICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN 15 YEAR-OLDS AT ALL, IN FACT, I PREFER THE OLD LIBRARIAN STYLE COUGAR LADY.
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS POINTS FOR GLASSES
( ˃ Д˂) WHY AM I YELLING
( ˃ Д˂) I AGREE WITH >>628, I MEAN EVEN IF THERE WAS NOT ANYTHING WRONG WITH SCREWING KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING A TAD MORE...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) womanly riding you all through the night?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seriously, upgrade to women.
( ˃ Д˂) MY WATCH IS BROKEN!
( ˃ Д˂) >>630 BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE
Seriously though my fiancée is moving in after summer and I proposed to her when she was 14 and I was 20
( ˃ Д˂) "WOMEN" GROSS ME OUT
( ˃ Д˂) WHILE I LARGELY AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU, >>628 AND >>630, MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE. ESPECIALLY IN A SOCIETY THAT CLAIMS TO PROMOTE SEXUAL LIBERTY.
( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S CONFUSING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE. IN SCHOOL, I SPOKE TO 17-YEAR-OLDS WHO WERE DATING 25-YEAR-OLDS, AND APPARENTLY THIS WAS FINE.
( ˃ Д˂) OF COURSE, IT FREAKED ME OUT AT THE TIME, BUT IN RETROSPECT I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD. IT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND TEENAGE GIRLS AREN'T IDIOTS (OKAY THAT'S A LIE).
( ˃ Д˂) AND FOR THE RECORD I'M TALKING ABOUT GIRLS IN THEIR TEENS, NOT CHILDREN. BEING ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN ISN'T VERY NORMAL, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THOUGH TO BE HONEST, IN MY IDEAL WORLD, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE AND PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT MARRIAGE SERIOUSLY. BUT I DOUBT THAT WOULD WORK WELL WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELIGIOUS PRESSURE ATTACHED.
( ˃ Д˂) AND THIS, DOKYUNS, IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S NOT HOW RESUSCITATION WORKS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS‽ I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE!
( ˃ Д˂) NOOBS KEPT FEEDING
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I HAVEN'T HAD EITHER IN YEARS, AND THUS THERE ARE NONE AVAILABLE IN MY HOUSE AT 01:49!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT MY FUCKING FLYING CAR ALREADY! A THREE-HOUR DRIVE FOR A LINEAR DISTANCE OF 113 MILES IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!
( ˃ Д˂) IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO JUST NOT POST IN SHITTY THREADS‽ I DO IT ALL THE TIME!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO CURTAINS AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE
( ˃ Д˂) LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A TWISTED CURSE
( ˃ Д˂) MY MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, DOG! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A CAT INSTEAD!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH THAT THE PERSON I LIKE WOULD TELL ME "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH I WERE ABLE TO TELL THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME, "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT VC GUY IS WORSE THAN ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET HE IS ESPEON!