( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH IS SURVIVING THANKS TO PORN STREAMING SITES AND ADVERTISEMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) >>648 I'M NOT EVEN >>647 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T RISK TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM FOR SOME TIME. HEARING "I LOVE YOU" OFTEN CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!!
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE GUY YOU LIKE HAS BEEN REALLY LONELY AND THAT IF ONLY YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM HE'D RISK OPENING UP TO YOU...
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!
>>651
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS "I LOVE YOU" CREEPY UNLESS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF STALKER? EVEN IF IT'S NON-MUTUAL, WHY WOULD IT CREEP YOU OUT?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T A RELATIONSHIP EVEN BEGIN WITH "I LOVE YOU"? "I LOVE YOU, SO CAN WE TRY DATING?" YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE BEEN INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A PERSON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK SOCIETY'S CONFUSING DOUBLE STANDARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WATCHED A COMMERCIAL THAT BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AND A VOICEOVER SAYING "SHE PREFERS HER COFFEE CAFFEINE FREE".
( ˃ Д˂) BITCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAFFEINE THEN DON'T DRINK COFFEE! IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) LISTENING TO OPINIONATED PEOPLE
You deserve someone a lot nicer...
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT YOU YOU CANTANKEROUS BITCH
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STRONG, IMMUTABLE OPINION THAT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE REAL WORLD!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME WRONG EVERY FUCKING TIME!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Back before caller ID, I used to use my unpronounceable name as a way to screen calls.
>>658
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That actually sounds pretty convenient!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STUPIDLY COMMON NAME EVERYONE CAN PRONOUNCE!
>>659
( ˃ Д˂) MY LAST NAME IS COMMON BUT MOST PEOPLE SPELL IT WRONG ANYWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T ADAPT TO MY CPAP MACHINE WHICH HELPS ME SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS!
>>664
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "Oh sorry, you must get that all the time!"
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T FUCKING SAY IT THEN. JUST ONCE, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DIAGNOSE WHETHER IT'S MY SATA CONTROLLER OR MY SATA CABLES GOING BAD BECAUSE THIS I'VE GOT ONLY ONE SATA TOWER AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED WAY THE FUCK OUT OF STATE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) I'M (ALSO) ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) HAY FEVER!
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PORNO" INSTEAD OF "PORN"!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M BROKE TOO
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO BEING BROKE!
( ˃ Д˂) DIARRHEA!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE METHOD ACTING!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED INTERNET EXPLORER!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED KONQUERER!
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING "VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION BECAUSE OF BOUNCING ATOMS" THING IN THOSE SHITTY DARREN SHAN BOOKS!
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER ONE, ALL ATOMS "BOUNCE", IT IS THE PHENOMENON WE COMMONLY REFER TO AS "TEMPERATURE."
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER TWO, MIRRORS JUST REFLECT THE LIGHT THAT IS CAST ON THEM. IF THE VAMPIRE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES PREVENTED LIGHT FROM REFLECTING OFF ITS BODY ONTO THE MIRROR, THEN VAMPIRES WOULD SIMPLY BE INVISIBLE AS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND CASTING LIGHT INTO AN EYE OR CAMERA APPARATUS, BOTH OF WHICH CAN SEE VAMPIRES JUST FINE IN THOSE BOOKS.
( ˃ Д˂) TL;DR THE "SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS MAKE BETTER FICTION THAN SUPERNATURAL ONES" "RULE" IS ONLY VALID IF THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS ABOUT SCIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS! THOSE BOOKS CHANGE SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TRADITIONAL VAMPIRE LORE, WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO KEEP THE "NO REFLECTIONS" PART IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVE IT AN AWKWARD EXPLANATION?
( ˃ Д˂) THIS COMPUTER IS DREADFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) accidentally pressed capslock!
( ˃ Д˂) FIREFOX DOESN'T HAVE A "WORD WRAP" OPTION FOR PLAINTEXT AND SIMILAR FILES, NOT EVEN IN about:config, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TRIVIAL MATTER OF MODIFYING THE DEFAULT STYLESHEET TO USE RENDERING OPTIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST.
( ˃ Д˂) WEB BROWSERS ARE GOING BACKWARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) DO IT DO IT DO IT BUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN YOU WILL DO THIS DO IT DO IT DO IT
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ALONE!
>>682
( ˃ Д˂) IF IT'S NOT WRAPPED 80 COLUMNS IT'S NOT WORTH READING
( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO CLEAN BURNT, BLACKENED, TENACIOUSLY STUCK-ON CRUD OUT OF MY COOKING PAN!
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT BLOCK VIEWING THROUGH PROXY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT ALLOWING POSTING, I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT BLOCKING VIEWS? THAT'S JUST BEING A DICK.
( ˃ Д˂) TRAGEDIES AS MEDIA CIRCUSES ARE AN EXPLOITATIVE ELEMENT OF MEDIA CULTURE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IN THE EXAM HAD A REALLY LOUD PEN!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY'D HE SUCKED MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN LOOKED AT MY HAND IN THE DREAM, WHERE I HAD A HUGE FUCKING "A" WRITTEN ON IT TO REMIND MYSELF I WAS AWAKE, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED IT!
( ˃ Д˂) ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS!
( ˃ Д˂) >>687 doesn't know to use the google user agent switcher to make himself look like the google bot and be auto white listed into sites.
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ABOVE ME THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHOUT!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE THAT STUPID JEFF BUCKLEY SONG! YOU CAN SING WITHOUT RHYTHM GUITAR FOR ALL I CARE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO BAND PRACTICE TODAY
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKF FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP!
( ˃ Д˂) WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME A TIMETABLE FULL OF CLASSES SPACED AT FOUR-HOUR INTERVALS?!
( ˃ Д˂) RETARDED AMERICAN FEMINAZIS MAKING JAPANESE ADULT GAME COMPANIES AFRAID OF LETTING VISITORS WITH NON-JAPANESE IPS ACCESS THEIR WEBSITES, EVEN IF ALL OF THEIR GAMES INVOLVE 100% CONSENSUAL SEX!
( ˃ Д˂) FEMINAZIS MAKING TRUE FEMINISTS LOOK BAD!
( ˃ Д˂) MODERATE CHRISTIANS USING NO-TRUE-SCOTSMAN ARGUMENTS WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT CHURCH LEADERS SPOUTING THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THEY DISAGREE WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) SUFFRAGETTES LOOKING BAD BECAUSE OF CONTEMPORARY FEMINISM!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING BAD DREAMS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! THIS FUCKS UP MY SLEEP CYCLE AND MAKES ME GET TIRED TOO EASILY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING DEGREES IN THE SHADE, I LIVE ON THE NINTH FLOOR, COME HOME LUGGING FORTY POUNDS OF GROCERIES, AND THE FUCKING ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S TOO BLOODY DIFFICULT TO BRAISE MEAT IN A PAN WITHOUT A PROPERLY FITTED LID!!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!! U R SAYING IMPUDENCE 2 ME!
( ˃ Д˂) EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER? DID YOU JUST USE NETSPEAK? WHAT THE SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS! SON OF BITCH THIEF!
THIEF IS PIG!
DO YOU WANTING FREE SHIT?!
DO YOU WANTING MY FUCKING HAPPINESS AND FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS?!
NIGGER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING THEIF
I HOPE THAT WHOEVER STOLE IT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO INTOXICATE MYSELF!
( ˃ Д˂) I! WILL! KILL! THIS FUCKER IF HE DOESN'T STOP STOMPING AND DROPPING SHIT AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKED UP THIS ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) Jeez-malaise, I lost DQN in my hundreds of tabs!
( ˃ Д˂) HE SAID HE'D STOP USING HIS TRIPCODE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
( ˃ Д˂) I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
( ˃ Д˂) AW OUCH MY JAW HURTS
( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS DOING IN >>718'S JAW TO BEGIN WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BEAT UP TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO MURDER THAT 13 YEAR OLD KID THAT KEEPS SHITTING UP /DQN/ AND SAOVQ! I'M SEEING RED AND MY FISTS ARE SHAKING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO KNOW HOW >>721 KNOWS THE AGE OF OTHER POSTERS HERE, BUT GENERALLY AGREE THAT SHITPOSTERS NEED TO DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH!
( ˃ Д˂) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHIT IN A CUNT GHSHAJGGJKDJKGKJHKJ
( ˃ Д˂) ESSAYS DON'T JUST GO AWAY AND NOT NEED TO BE WRITTEN IF YOU IGNORE THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH!
(;°Д°) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAUGH
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEBODY'S POSTING WITH THE WRONG FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES!
( ˃ Д˂) IT ANNOYS ME TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
( ˃ Д°) WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ Д˂) SLUTS AND WHORES!
( ˃ Д˂) MY VAGINA!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE SOME, BUT THEY'RE INSANE.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A GIRL IS OR WHETHER I AM ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) CAN'T SIT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF, PLEBEIAN!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GO HOME FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS YET!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE JUST GOTTEN HOME AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT A FACEBOOK PROFILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT YOUR GOOGLE+ EVENTS!!!
My captcha, appropriately, is rawbish.
( ˃ Д˂) LUCID DREAMING IS DIFFICULT!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP HONKING, YOU MORONS!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, AND I NEED TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FUCKING APPLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE BEFORE I BECOME COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, QUEENSLAND GOVT!! SAME-SEX PARENTS ALREADY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR PARENTING BY JUMPING THROUGH THE DOZENS OF BUREAUCRATIC HOOPS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM THEM? http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/2012/06/28/three-year-jail-threat-for-gay-surrogacy/79974
( ˃ Д˂) SEXISM AND PEOPLE WITH "WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ" MENTALITY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 81 FUCKING DEGREES IN HERE, THE UNIVERSITY REVOKED $400 DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN CONSIDERED PAID BEFORE WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND LIFE IN GENERAL IS OUT TO MAKE ME REGRET GIVING UP SUICIDE
( ˃ Д˂) I WENT TO GET SMOKES SO I COULD SHOOT SOME HEROIN, THE GUY WAS "GONE FOR 10 MINUTES" SO I LEFT