( ˃ „D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ „D˂) THERE'S A CUTE GIRL WHO A KEEP CATCHING LOOKING AT ME BUT SHE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH OLDER I AM THAN HER BECAUSE I STILL LOOK SIXTEEN AT 21!
( ˃ „D˂) FOR SOME REASON SOCIETY LEADS DOUBLE STANDARDS ABOUT AGE DIFFERENCES IN RELATIONSHIPS.
( ˃ „D˂) BEING ATTRACTED TO 15-YEAR-OLDS IS FINE, EVEN IF YOU'RE TWICE THEIR AGE.
( ˃ „D˂) LEARN WHAT "PEDOPHILE" MEANS, MORONS!
>>623 Are you saying there IS a problem with being attracted to 15-year-olds?
>>624
No. I am saying it's natural, and even with modern societal standards no man would think twice about sleeping with a 15-year-old if they could get away with it. There's a reason so many porn websites advertise they're "BARELY LEGAL!!!" and so on. A short while after starting puberty, women become sexually attractive, so that men want to have sex with them and the human race can continue. This doesn't go away. It's not as though you only find 16-and-above attractive as a teenager, then it jumps up to 18-and-above in your twenties. If I'm understanding>>622-san correctly, he should go for it. The age gap doesn't matter in his situation (I'm assuming in good faith she's not some sort of 10-year-old who takes a fancy to 16-year-olds). People are dumb.
( ˃ „D˂) BEING MISUNDERSTOOD!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE OF POWER IN THE USA?!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY IS IT THAT WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN ASIAN WOMEN?!
( ˃ „D˂) REST ASSURED (OR DON'T), THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN DO NOT HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN THE U.S.A.; ONE NEEDS ONLY LOOK AT HOW THEY HANDLED TEPCO PRIOR TO THE TŌHOKU EARTHQUAKE TO SEE THAT.
( ˃ „D˂) WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY FROM ASIAN WOMEN IN ONLY SUPERFICIAL WAYS.
( ˃ „D˂) YOUR GRAMMAR NEEDS WORK.
( ˃ „D˂) WE'RE NOT APES ANYMORE, >>625. THERE ARE MORE FACTORS IN PLAY THAN MERELY PHYSICAL APPETITE WHICH DEFINE AND DETERMINE THE FURTHERING OF OUR SPECIES. THEY ARE SOCIOECONOMIC, MORAL, POLITICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL.
( ˃ „D˂) BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.
( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN 15 YEAR-OLDS AT ALL, IN FACT, I PREFER THE OLD LIBRARIAN STYLE COUGAR LADY.
( ˃ „D˂) BONUS POINTS FOR GLASSES
( ˃ „D˂) WHY AM I YELLING
( ˃ „D˂) I AGREE WITH >>628, I MEAN EVEN IF THERE WAS NOT ANYTHING WRONG WITH SCREWING KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING A TAD MORE...
( ß ƒŽß) womanly riding you all through the night?
( ß -ß) Seriously, upgrade to women.
( ˃ „D˂) MY WATCH IS BROKEN!
( ˃ „D˂) >>630 BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE
Seriously though my fiancée is moving in after summer and I proposed to her when she was 14 and I was 20
( ˃ „D˂) "WOMEN" GROSS ME OUT
( ˃ „D˂) WHILE I LARGELY AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU, >>628 AND >>630, MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE. ESPECIALLY IN A SOCIETY THAT CLAIMS TO PROMOTE SEXUAL LIBERTY.
( ˃ „D˂) AND IT'S CONFUSING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE. IN SCHOOL, I SPOKE TO 17-YEAR-OLDS WHO WERE DATING 25-YEAR-OLDS, AND APPARENTLY THIS WAS FINE.
( ˃ „D˂) OF COURSE, IT FREAKED ME OUT AT THE TIME, BUT IN RETROSPECT I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD. IT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND TEENAGE GIRLS AREN'T IDIOTS (OKAY THAT'S A LIE).
( ˃ „D˂) AND FOR THE RECORD I'M TALKING ABOUT GIRLS IN THEIR TEENS, NOT CHILDREN. BEING ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN ISN'T VERY NORMAL, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
( ˃ „D˂) THOUGH TO BE HONEST, IN MY IDEAL WORLD, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE AND PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT MARRIAGE SERIOUSLY. BUT I DOUBT THAT WOULD WORK WELL WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELIGIOUS PRESSURE ATTACHED.
( ˃ „D˂) AND THIS, DOKYUNS, IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL.
( ˃ „D˂) THAT'S NOT HOW RESUSCITATION WORKS!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS‽ I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE!
( ˃ „D˂) NOOBS KEPT FEEDING
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT
( ˃ „D˂) BUT I HAVEN'T HAD EITHER IN YEARS, AND THUS THERE ARE NONE AVAILABLE IN MY HOUSE AT 01:49!
( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT.
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT MY FUCKING FLYING CAR ALREADY! A THREE-HOUR DRIVE FOR A LINEAR DISTANCE OF 113 MILES IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!
( ˃ „D˂) IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO JUST NOT POST IN SHITTY THREADS‽ I DO IT ALL THE TIME!
( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE NO CURTAINS AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE
( ˃ „D˂) LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A TWISTED CURSE
( ˃ „D˂) MY MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM
( ˃ „D˂) FUCK YOU, DOG! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A CAT INSTEAD!
( ˃ „D˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH THAT THE PERSON I LIKE WOULD TELL ME "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ „D˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH I WERE ABLE TO TELL THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME, "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ „D˂) THAT VC GUY IS WORSE THAN ESPEON!
( ˃ „D˂) I BET HE IS ESPEON!
( ˃ „D˂) ADOBE FLASH IS SURVIVING THANKS TO PORN STREAMING SITES AND ADVERTISEMENT!
( ˃ „D˂) >>648 I'M NOT EVEN >>647 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T RISK TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM FOR SOME TIME. HEARING "I LOVE YOU" OFTEN CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!!
( ˃ „D˂) AND THEN YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE GUY YOU LIKE HAS BEEN REALLY LONELY AND THAT IF ONLY YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM HE'D RISK OPENING UP TO YOU...
( ˃ „D˂) FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!
>>651
( ˃ „D˂) WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS "I LOVE YOU" CREEPY UNLESS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF STALKER? EVEN IF IT'S NON-MUTUAL, WHY WOULD IT CREEP YOU OUT?
( ˃ „D˂) WHY CAN'T A RELATIONSHIP EVEN BEGIN WITH "I LOVE YOU"? "I LOVE YOU, SO CAN WE TRY DATING?" YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE BEEN INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A PERSON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
( ˃ „D˂) FUCK SOCIETY'S CONFUSING DOUBLE STANDARDS!
( ˃ „D˂) I JUST WATCHED A COMMERCIAL THAT BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AND A VOICEOVER SAYING "SHE PREFERS HER COFFEE CAFFEINE FREE".
( ˃ „D˂) BITCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAFFEINE THEN DON'T DRINK COFFEE! IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
( ˃ „D˂) LISTENING TO OPINIONATED PEOPLE
You deserve someone a lot nicer...
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT YOU YOU CANTANKEROUS BITCH
( ˃ „D˂) HAVING A STRONG, IMMUTABLE OPINION THAT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE REAL WORLD!
( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME WRONG EVERY FUCKING TIME!
( ß ƒŽß) Back before caller ID, I used to use my unpronounceable name as a way to screen calls.
>>658
( ß ƒŽß) That actually sounds pretty convenient!
( ˃ „D˂) HAVING A STUPIDLY COMMON NAME EVERYONE CAN PRONOUNCE!
>>659
( ˃ „D˂) MY LAST NAME IS COMMON BUT MOST PEOPLE SPELL IT WRONG ANYWAY!
( ˃ „D˂) I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP!
( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T ADAPT TO MY CPAP MACHINE WHICH HELPS ME SLEEP!
( ˃ „D˂) WASPS!
>>664
( ß ƒŽß) "Oh sorry, you must get that all the time!"
( ˃ „D˂) DON'T FUCKING SAY IT THEN. JUST ONCE, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!
( ˃ „D˂) WASPS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T DIAGNOSE WHETHER IT'S MY SATA CONTROLLER OR MY SATA CABLES GOING BAD BECAUSE THIS I'VE GOT ONLY ONE SATA TOWER AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED WAY THE FUCK OUT OF STATE
( ˃ „D˂) I'M ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ „D˂) I'M (ALSO) ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ „D˂) HAY FEVER!
( ˃ „D˂) WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PORNO" INSTEAD OF "PORN"!!
( ˃ „D˂) I'M BROKE TOO
( ˃ „D˂) ALSO BEING BROKE!
( ˃ „D˂) DIARRHEA!
( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE METHOD ACTING!
( ˃ „D˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED INTERNET EXPLORER!
( ˃ „D˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED KONQUERER!
( ˃ „D˂) THE FUCKING "VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION BECAUSE OF BOUNCING ATOMS" THING IN THOSE SHITTY DARREN SHAN BOOKS!
( ˃ „D˂) NUMBER ONE, ALL ATOMS "BOUNCE", IT IS THE PHENOMENON WE COMMONLY REFER TO AS "TEMPERATURE."
( ˃ „D˂) NUMBER TWO, MIRRORS JUST REFLECT THE LIGHT THAT IS CAST ON THEM. IF THE VAMPIRE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES PREVENTED LIGHT FROM REFLECTING OFF ITS BODY ONTO THE MIRROR, THEN VAMPIRES WOULD SIMPLY BE INVISIBLE AS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND CASTING LIGHT INTO AN EYE OR CAMERA APPARATUS, BOTH OF WHICH CAN SEE VAMPIRES JUST FINE IN THOSE BOOKS.
( ˃ „D˂) TL;DR THE "SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS MAKE BETTER FICTION THAN SUPERNATURAL ONES" "RULE" IS ONLY VALID IF THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS ABOUT SCIENCE!
( ˃ „D˂) BONUS! THOSE BOOKS CHANGE SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TRADITIONAL VAMPIRE LORE, WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO KEEP THE "NO REFLECTIONS" PART IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVE IT AN AWKWARD EXPLANATION?
( ˃ „D˂) THIS COMPUTER IS DREADFUL!
( ˃ „D˂) accidentally pressed capslock!
( ˃ „D˂) FIREFOX DOESN'T HAVE A "WORD WRAP" OPTION FOR PLAINTEXT AND SIMILAR FILES, NOT EVEN IN about:config, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TRIVIAL MATTER OF MODIFYING THE DEFAULT STYLESHEET TO USE RENDERING OPTIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST.
( ˃ „D˂) WEB BROWSERS ARE GOING BACKWARDS!
( ˃ „D˂) DO IT DO IT DO IT BUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN YOU WILL DO THIS DO IT DO IT DO IT
( ˃ „D˂) BEING ALONE!
>>682
( ˃ „D˂) IF IT'S NOT WRAPPED 80 COLUMNS IT'S NOT WORTH READING
( ˃ „D˂) TRYING TO CLEAN BURNT, BLACKENED, TENACIOUSLY STUCK-ON CRUD OUT OF MY COOKING PAN!
( ˃ „D˂) SITES THAT BLOCK VIEWING THROUGH PROXY!
( ˃ „D˂) NOT ALLOWING POSTING, I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT BLOCKING VIEWS? THAT'S JUST BEING A DICK.
( ˃ „D˂) TRAGEDIES AS MEDIA CIRCUSES ARE AN EXPLOITATIVE ELEMENT OF MEDIA CULTURE!
( ˃ „D˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IN THE EXAM HAD A REALLY LOUD PEN!
( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY'D HE SUCKED MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
( ˃ „D˂) I EVEN LOOKED AT MY HAND IN THE DREAM, WHERE I HAD A HUGE FUCKING "A" WRITTEN ON IT TO REMIND MYSELF I WAS AWAKE, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED IT!
( ˃ „D˂) ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS!
( ˃ „D˂) >>687 doesn't know to use the google user agent switcher to make himself look like the google bot and be auto white listed into sites.
( ˃ „D˂) THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ABOVE ME THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHOUT!
( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE THAT STUPID JEFF BUCKLEY SONG! YOU CAN SING WITHOUT RHYTHM GUITAR FOR ALL I CARE!
( ˃ „D˂) ALSO I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO BAND PRACTICE TODAY
( ˃ „D˂) FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKF FUCK
( ˃ „D˂) STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP!
( ˃ „D˂) WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME A TIMETABLE FULL OF CLASSES SPACED AT FOUR-HOUR INTERVALS?!
( ˃ „D˂) RETARDED AMERICAN FEMINAZIS MAKING JAPANESE ADULT GAME COMPANIES AFRAID OF LETTING VISITORS WITH NON-JAPANESE IPS ACCESS THEIR WEBSITES, EVEN IF ALL OF THEIR GAMES INVOLVE 100% CONSENSUAL SEX!
( ˃ „D˂) FEMINAZIS MAKING TRUE FEMINISTS LOOK BAD!
( ˃ „D˂) MODERATE CHRISTIANS USING NO-TRUE-SCOTSMAN ARGUMENTS WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT CHURCH LEADERS SPOUTING THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THEY DISAGREE WITH!
( ˃ „D˂) SUFFRAGETTES LOOKING BAD BECAUSE OF CONTEMPORARY FEMINISM!
( ˃ „D˂) HAVING BAD DREAMS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! THIS FUCKS UP MY SLEEP CYCLE AND MAKES ME GET TIRED TOO EASILY!
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING DEGREES IN THE SHADE, I LIVE ON THE NINTH FLOOR, COME HOME LUGGING FORTY POUNDS OF GROCERIES, AND THE FUCKING ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!!
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S TOO BLOODY DIFFICULT TO BRAISE MEAT IN A PAN WITHOUT A PROPERLY FITTED LID!!
( ˃ „D˂) THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!! U R SAYING IMPUDENCE 2 ME!
( ˃ „D˂) EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER? DID YOU JUST USE NETSPEAK? WHAT THE SHIT!
( ˃ „D˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AGAIN!
( ˃ „D˂) SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS! SON OF BITCH THIEF!
THIEF IS PIG!
DO YOU WANTING FREE SHIT?!
DO YOU WANTING MY FUCKING HAPPINESS AND FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS?!
NIGGER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING THEIF
I HOPE THAT WHOEVER STOLE IT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW!
( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T WANT TO INTOXICATE MYSELF!
( ˃ „D˂) I! WILL! KILL! THIS FUCKER IF HE DOESN'T STOP STOMPING AND DROPPING SHIT AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
( ˃ „D˂) I FUCKED UP THIS ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ „D˂) Jeez-malaise, I lost DQN in my hundreds of tabs!
( ˃ „D˂) HE SAID HE'D STOP USING HIS TRIPCODE!
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE
( ˃ „D˂) SOMEONE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
( ˃ „D˂) I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
( ˃ „D˂) AW OUCH MY JAW HURTS
( ˃ „D˂) I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS DOING IN >>718'S JAW TO BEGIN WITH!
( ˃ „D˂) I GOT BEAT UP TODAY!