( ˃ „D˂) Post Angry Things!! (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 17:27

( ˃ „D˂) MITTENS SUCK!

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 06:53

( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO KNOW HOW >>721 KNOWS THE AGE OF OTHER POSTERS HERE, BUT GENERALLY AGREE THAT SHITPOSTERS NEED TO DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:33

( ˃ „D˂) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHIT IN A CUNT GHSHAJGGJKDJKGKJHKJ

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:06

( ˃ „D˂) ESSAYS DON'T JUST GO AWAY AND NOT NEED TO BE WRITTEN IF YOU IGNORE THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:26

(;‹„D‹) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAUGH

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:05

( ˃ „D˂) SOMEBODY'S POSTING WITH THE WRONG FACE!
( ˃ „D˂) THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:35

( ˃ „D˂) IT ANNOYS ME TOO.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:18

( ˃ „D˂) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:26

( ˃ „D‹) WHARRRGARBL

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 07:44

( ˃ „D˂) SLUTS AND WHORES!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 07:49

( ˃ „D˂) MY VAGINA!

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 14:10

( ˃ „D˂) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 14:14

( ˃ „D˂) THERE ARE SOME, BUT THEY'RE INSANE.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:46

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:49

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A GIRL IS OR WHETHER I AM ONE!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:55

( ˃ „D˂) CAN'T SIT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF, PLEBEIAN!

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 10:23

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T GO HOME FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS YET!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:31

( ˃ „D˂) I'VE JUST GOTTEN HOME AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 07:58

( ˃ „D˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT A FACEBOOK PROFILE!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:25

( ˃ „D˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT YOUR GOOGLE+ EVENTS!!!
My captcha, appropriately, is rawbish.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:14

( ˃ „D˂) LUCID DREAMING IS DIFFICULT!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:05

( ˃ „D˂) STOP HONKING, YOU MORONS!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, AND I NEED TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS!!!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:50

( ˃ „D˂) STUPID FUCKING APPLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 02:19

( ˃ „D˂) I NEED TO FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE BEFORE I BECOME COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL!

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:39

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT THE FUCK, QUEENSLAND GOVT!! SAME-SEX PARENTS ALREADY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR PARENTING BY JUMPING THROUGH THE DOZENS OF BUREAUCRATIC HOOPS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM THEM? http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/2012/06/28/three-year-jail-threat-for-gay-surrogacy/79974

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:53

( ˃ „D˂) THE GUY I MENTIONED IN >>438,708 IS BACK AGAIN!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:52

( ˃ „D˂) SEXISM AND PEOPLE WITH "WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ" MENTALITY!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:28

( ˃ „D˂) IT'S 81 FUCKING DEGREES IN HERE, THE UNIVERSITY REVOKED $400 DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN CONSIDERED PAID BEFORE WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND LIFE IN GENERAL IS OUT TO MAKE ME REGRET GIVING UP SUICIDE

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:43

( ˃ „D˂) I WENT TO GET SMOKES SO I COULD SHOOT SOME HEROIN, THE GUY WAS "GONE FOR 10 MINUTES" SO I LEFT

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:48

( ˃ „D˂) SOME RETARD THINKS YOU CAN SLEEP WITH YOUR WAIFU

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:10

>>750

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT A RETARD. HA HA HA.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:39

( ˃ „D˂) SERIOUSLY, BOTH MY FLATMATES USED TO GO HOME FOR THE WEEKEND BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST! WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO STAY THIS TIME, WOMAN? WHY MUST YOU THUS FORCE ME TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS STIFLING HEAT WHENEVER I LEAVE MY ROOM?!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:27

( ˃ „D˂) IDIOTS ON THE FLOOR BELOW ARE BARBECUING ON THEIR BALCONY!
( ˃ „D˂) AIR TEMPERATURE NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOU ARSEHOLES?
Still, I suppose it lowers the humidity a little ...
( ˃ „D˂) BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ME SMELL DELICIOUS OILY MARINATED BBQ PORK WHEN I'M ON A DIET?!!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:45

( ˃ „D˂) STUPID FRUIT FLIES; THOSE ARE MY SALAD ONIONS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CRISPER!!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:54

( ˃ „D˂) WHY IS IT ALWAYS 1993?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:05

>>755
Because although AOL no longer has their own news servers, Eternal September continues thanks to Google Groups.
( ˃ „D˂) SOME PEOPLE ON DQN STILL DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:12

>>756
( ˃ „D˂) WHATEVER. OMG

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:25

>>757
( ˃ „D˂) KINDLY DEPART FOR GREENER PASTURES, GOOD SIR WHO LOVES HIS ABBREVIATIONS!

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:28

>>758
( ˃ „D˂) NO. NEVER!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:29

>>759
( ˃ „D˂) JOKING ASIDE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN YOU SHOULD LURK AND READ THE ARCHIVES A LOT MORE BEFORE POSTING!
( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING HELL; I LURKED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING AT ALL!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:03

>>760
ARCHIVES? 4-ch has archives?

( ˃ „D˂) I AM VERY SORRY! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:07

>>761
Oh. Forgive me. I found it!
http://archives.4-ch.net/

( ˃ „D˂) I AM SORRY!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:29

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE DON'T LURK, EVEN THOUGH IT'S MORE ENTERTAINING THAN POSTING!

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:36

( ˃ „D˂) IF YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY TIME WITH HER, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:03

( ˃ „D˂) THAT STUPID PART OF EVERY VAMPIRE NOVEL/FILM/WHATEVER WHERE THE PROTAGONIST HAS A LONG, EXPOSITORY NARRATIVE ON HOW THEIR VAMPIRES DIFFER FROM "IN THE MOVIES".

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:28

>>765
( ˃ „D˂) HAHA OH WOW

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 08:11

(Ι`„DL)Ι.:₯„³„³)M„xK)₯:ή;¨>>761 YOU ARE HEREBY FORGIVEN, BUT LET THIS BE A WARNING TO OTHERS!!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:25

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE TWO SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ „D˂) HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:07

( ˃ „D˂) I WAS JUST SNIPED ON EBAY BY SOMEONE BIDDING JUST ONE CENT MORE THAN MY MAX BID, HOW IS THIS FAIR OR EVEN POSSIBLE?!
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S NOT AS IF I PICKED A WHOLE DOLLAR AMOUNT OR EVEN A MULTIPLE OF TEN CENTS FFS!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:51

( ˃ „D˂) MY WATER ISN'T RUNNING! MY WHOLE MORNING ROUTINE HAS TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT ``SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE'' IN ANY FIELD NEVER WORKS ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE?!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:52

( ˃ „D˂) DAMN CAT ALWAYS DRINKS MY WATER

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 16:33

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:25

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE TO GO DO THINGS AGAIN!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:29

( ˃ „D˂) WORK

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:26

( ˃ „D˂) YOU HAVE TWO DONGS STUCK IN YOUR ANUS SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ „D˂) HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:35

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT THE KHA'AK DO YOU WANT?
( ˃ „D˂) ALSO, WHY HAS MY CAPTCHA BEEN requation FOR THE PAST FIVE POSTS?
( ˃ „D˂) EXCEPT IT HASN'T, BECAUSE IT KEPT BEING MARKED AS INCORRECT AFTER THE FIRST TIME AND I HAD TO REFRESH CAPTCHA, ONLY FOR IT TO FLIP BACK TO requation AFTER THE POST HAD BEEN SUBMITTED!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:34

( ˃ „D˂) LOOKING AT FOOD MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 23:53

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T TELL IF ONE SIDE OF MY HEADPHONES IS BROKEN OR IF I'M JUST IMAGINING IT!

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 02:12

( ˃ „D˂) MY P8X32A MICROCONTROLLERS ARE STUCK IN CUSTOMS!

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 10:27

( ˃ „D˂) WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A REST‽ IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR‽

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 10:44

( ˃ „D˂) WHY ISN'T THE INTERROBANG PART OF ASCII‽ SURELY THEY COULD HAVE LEFT OUT SOMETHING AS UNIMPORTANT AS ` INSTEAD!!

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:48

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE DON'T THINK THE LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 20:41

( ˃ „D˂) FUCK PRODUCTIVITY!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:28

( ˃ „D˂) TIME PASSES TOO QUICKLY!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 01:13

( ˃ „D˂) FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, THAT IS NOT A LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK, YOU DUMBFUCK!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 02:09

( ˃ „D˂) READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII.
( ˃ „D˂) HELL, READ YOUR RFC 20.
( ˃ „D˂) I'VE ALREADY POSTED EXAMPLES FROM DONALD KNUTH, DENNIS RITCHIE, AND JOHN MCCARTHY.
( ˃ „D˂) AND BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF MAKING AN `APPEAL TO AUTHORITY', THEY'RE FUCKING COMPUTER SCIENTISTS.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 03:37

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE NOT RESPECTING MY TRANSDIMENSIONALITY
( ˃ „D˂) DIE, CIS SCUM! WE WILL NO LONGER BE REPRESSED!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 08:28

( ˃ „D˂) NO YOU READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII
( ˃ „D˂) ANSI INCITS 4-1986 (R2007) CLEARLY MARKS THE 6/0 ENCODING WITH A DAGGER, STATING THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE USED IN INTERNATIONAL INTERCHANGE WITHOUT DETERMINING THAT THERE IS AGREEMENT BETWEEN SENDER AND RECIPIENT
( ˃ „D˂) THIS IS BECAUSE THAT PORTION OF THE ASCII STANDARD IS UNILATERALLY DIFFERENT FROM ISO 646 AND ISO 8859 WHICH COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES USE OR HAVE COORDINATED STANDARDS TO
( ˃ „D˂) YOU ARE USING AN AUSTRALIAN SERVER ON A SITE SERVED IN THE SHIFT_JIS CHARACTER ENCODING WHICH WHEN POSTING GRACEFULLY DEGRADES TO HTML ENTITIES FOR UNICODE CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE ANGLE BRACKETS FOUND ON THE HANDSOME GENT TO THE LEFT OF THIS STATEMENT HENCE ASCII RULES DO NOT APPLY IN ANY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE
( ˃ „D˂) GO CHECK THE RELEVANT JIS AND ISO DOCUMENTS AND YOU WILL SEE NO SUCH DEFINITION OF 0x60 AS A LEFT QUOTATION MARK
( ˃ „D˂) THIS IS BEFORE WE GET INTO HOW TWO SINGLE QUOTATIONS MARKS DO NOT A DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK MAKE IN THIS ENCODING SCHEME
( ˃ „D˂) I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS BUT THE FACT IS THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS AS LONG AS THE FONTS WE ARE EXPECTED TO USE WITH THIS ENCODING AND SHIFT_JIS ART IDIOM SUCH AS MS PGOTHIC AND MONAFONT REQUIRE US TO SEE YOUR OBNOXIOUS SEPARATE GRAVE ACCENTS AS SUCH INSTEAD OF AS THE LEFT QUOTATION MARKS YOU SOLIPSISTICALLY CLAIM THEM TO BE THUS OFFENDING THE GREAT TRADITION OF ENGLISH TYPOGRAPHY AS IT HAS BEEN PRACTICED SINCE THE MID-EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
( ˃ „D˂) BY THE WAY YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE BUNGHOLES OF THE MEN YOU CITE

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:17

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS BROWN SHIT ON MY KEYBOARD AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM‽

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 14:18

>>788
( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE A HARD COPY OF THAT VERY STANDARD ON MY DESK.
( ˃ „D˂) THE DAGGER REFERS TO NATIONAL USE POSITIONS, WHEREBY A COUNTRY IS PERMITTED TO REPLACE CHARACTERS IN ITS OWN NATIONAL STANDARD, e.g. # BECOMES THE COUNTRY'S LOCAL CURRENCY SIGN.
( ˃ „D˂) IT DOES NOT SAY ``YOU CANNOT USE THIS CHARACTER FOR ITS INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE'' BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DUMB AND DEFEAT THE POINT OF THE STANDARD.
( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T DENY THAT IT HAS BEEN SUPERSEDED BY UNICODE EQUIVALENTS. BUT IT'S EASIER TO TYPE.
( ˃ „D˂) EVEN WITH UNICODE, YOU WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM IF SOMEONE USED TWO ``HYPHEN-MINUSES'' FOR A DASH--LIKE THIS--OR USED A SLASH INSTEAD OF A SOLIDUS OR DIVISION SLASH, OR ANYTHING ELSE UNICODE HAS MORE SEMANTIC REPLACEMENTS FOR.
( ˃ „D˂) HECK, I'M SURE YOU'RE FINE WITH "THIS" INSTEAD OF gTHISh AND EVEN 'THIS' (WHICH IS WRONG NO MATTER HOW LOOK AT IT) INSTEAD OF eTHISf.
( ˃ „D˂) NOW GO BACK TO JACKING OFF TO LIGATURES AND FLOURISHES AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:01

( ˃ „D˂) I'M UNDERSLEPT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, DOG!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:06

( ˃ „D˂) YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF RETARD IF YOU THINK THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE FOR A GRAVE ACCENT IS LEFT SINGLE QUOTE THAT CAN BE DOUBLED FOR A DOUBLE QUOTE
( ˃ „D˂) AGAIN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS
( ˃ „D˂) YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING KEYBOARD LAYOUTS BUT THROUGH YOUR FALLACIOUS SOPHISTRY REVEAL YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE: A COCKBITE WHO WOULD MUCH SOONER IMPINGE ON THE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES OF OTHERS THAN ADMIT YOU GAVE YOUR LEFT HAND TO SATAN AT A CROSSROADS IN 1987 AND NOW HAVE YOURSELF A LITTLE LEFT-QUOTE MURDERING LIABILITY
( ˃ „D˂) IT IS NOT EASIER TO TYPE UNLESS YOUR HAND IS POSSESSED SEEING AS IT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOME GODDAMN ROW
( ˃ „D˂) AND IF YOU GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IN EMACS OR SOMETHING IT WILL ONLY COUNT AS EVIDENCE OF YOUR CONTINUED DEVIL WORSHIP AND IMPENDING REPETITIVE STRAIN INJURY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT EMACS IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MODERN RECORDING INDUSTRY IN TERMS OF WAR CRIMES PERPETUATED BY INACTION ON THE PART OF THE UNITED STATES
( ˃ „D˂) D͡O͏ ҉N̷̕͜OT̵͢͜ ͜͏́E̷͞NA̕͠B͜L̡͘E̛ ͢LŲ̕C͟͏I̡F̢E̢R

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:06

( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING RAIN PREVENTING ME FROM GARDENING!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 19:54

( ˃ „D˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS TEXT ENCODING STUFF

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 04:08

( ˃ „D˂) AAAAAAAA!!!
( ˃ „D˂) DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE OSTENSIBLY TRYING TO MAKE AN ENJOYABLE WEBCOMIC THAT ISN'T ABOUT YOUR FETISH:
( ˃ „D˂) PLEASE LEAVE YOUR FETISH OUT OF IT!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:04

( ˃ „D˂) I KEEP GETTING THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER TWO LINES OF IT!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 12:46

( ˃ „D˂) GETTING REALLY BAD HAY FEVER! AGAIN!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 15:41

( ˃ „D˂) I JUST BURNT THE ONLY REMAINING FOOD IN MY HOUSE!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 05:28

( ˃ „D˂) I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE END QUESTIONS WITH PERIODS

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 15:48

( ˃ „D˂) >>799 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT IT.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:29

( ˃ „D˂) THESE "HOT AND SPICY PICKLES" ARE MORE SPICY THAN I EXPECTED! MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:44

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE ONLY DQN AND A BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK TO OCCUPY ME FOR THREE HOURS!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 12:35

( ˃ „D˂) SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I HAVE UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE OR WHETHER THEY'RE JUST LAZY!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 15:14

( ˃ „D˂) MY BEDROOM IS BEING INVADED BY INSECTS OF ALL KINDS DESPITE MY THOROUGH CLEANING AND NUMEROUS COUNTERMEASURES

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:03

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT COUNTERMEASURES HAVE YOU TRIED? PEPPERMINT OIL GETS RID OF A LOT OF PESTS, FOR INSTANCE.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:51

( ˃ „D˂) IT'S 44‹C OUTSIDE.
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S SUMMER.
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO DIE.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 03:19

( ˃ „D˂) IT'S 27‹C INSIDE.
( ˃ „D˂) THAT'S WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
( ˃ „D˂) EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY MY ROOM HAS TO BE ON THE 2ND FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BASEMENT?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:55

( ˃ „D˂) THIS FAN IS JUST BLOWING HOT AIR IN MY FACE

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 07:36

( ˃ „D˂) I THOUGHT UP A GREAT WITTY RESPONSE TO POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I TRY TO POST IT IT ALWAYS SAYS UNABLE TO POST COMMENT. TRY AGAIN

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 10:05

( ˃ „D˂) TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF, THIS ISN'T AMERICA.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:14

>>807
( ˃ „D˂) STOP WHINGING, IT'S A DRY HEAT
( ˃ „D˂) THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
(E-E) ...
( ˃ „D˂) HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNINGGGGGGGG

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:09

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE WHO SIMPLIFY THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS WHILE OFFERING THEIR PETTY, EMPTY WISDOM

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:41

>>810 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH USING AIR CONDITIONING OUTSIDE AMERICA?! NOW THAT PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE BECOMING WEALTHIER THEY ARE GETTING AIR CONDITIONERS AND THEY NEED IT! SUMMER IS A BITCH IN CERTAIN PARTS OF CHINA!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:33

( ˃ „D˂) >>811 I'M NOT WHINGING, I'M WHEEZING. THIS SHIT IS AGGRAVATING MY ASTHMA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS YOU UNEMPATHETIC LOUSE.
( ˃ „D˂) >>810 THIS IS AMERICA. I JUST USED CELSIUS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE. SO FUCK YOU TOO.
( ˃ „D˂) DID I SAY FUCK YOU? I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL THIS HEAT MAKING IT HARD TO THINK.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:49

( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP PEOPLE!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:16

( ˃ „D˂) >>813 AIR CONDITIONERS ARE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING! LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL LAWS GOVERNING EFFICIENCY OF HEAT ENGINES AND TELL ME THEY'RE HARMLESS! AMERICANS NEED TO SHUT THEIRS OFF AND JOLLY WELL SWEAT WITH THE REST OF US, TOO!!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:20

( ˃ „D˂) >>807 ALSO MY ROOM IS ON THE NINTH FLOOR WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS AN ELECTRIC FAN AT 34‹C WITH 65% HUMIDITY! SEE ME COMPLAINING? FUCK NO, I'M WAY TOO DROWSY!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:34

( ˃ „D˂) >>817 THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLAINING TO ME.
( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T BREATHE!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:49

( ˃ „D˂) MY THROAT HURTS AND THIS IS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR MY THROAT TO BE HURTING!

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 12:26

( ˃ „D˂) I hate vague nothings!
( ˃ „D˂) If you have something to say, fucking say it!
( ˃ „D˂) Stop being intentionally ambiguous and passive-aggressive!
( ˃ „D˂) Generic statements regardless of who or what they're about piss me off!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 14:08

( ˃ „D˂) I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS AUTISTIC!

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