( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) HEADACHES!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY SINGLE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) PERHAPS THIS IS SYMPTOMATIC OF AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION.
>>816
( ˃ Д˂) THE USA DOES NOT FUCK UP THE ENVIRONMENT THE MOST! CHINA DOES! CHINA MAKES LOS ANGELES LOOK LIKE PARADISE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BANNED FROM A WEBSITE BECAUSE A SAD, EMO, SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH GOT ME BANNED!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND ALL DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) WOMEN OPPRESSORS
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO USE PUBLIC TRANSIT TOMORROW.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT, AS MUCH AS I HATE PUBLIC. IT'S FILTHY.
( ˃ Д˂) NOT TO MENTION STRESSFUL.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO RATION READING MY BOOK BECAUSE IT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'M IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE FUCKING HIM!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKED UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKED UP!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE FUCKING UP YOUR BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVED UP MY BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE THE FUCKED-UP YOU!!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU ASSHOLES!
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT'S YOU WE LOVE, >841!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?!
( ˃ Д˂) OH GREAT SOME REDDIOT THINKS HE HAS THIS BRILLIANT IDEA NOBODY'S EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) A FAN-MADE 3D POKEMON
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH, LIKE NINTENDO'S NEVER SERVED UP A C&D BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF COMPUTER GAMES!
( ˃ Д˂) SPAM!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS PASTA!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB
( ˃ Д˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW SERVERS
( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ Д˂) BEING OLD!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY
>>869
( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT
>>876
( ˃ Д˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ Д˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, I have no friends to lose.
( ˃ Д˂) MY NECK HURTS
>>880
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!
( ˃ Д˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS
( ˃ Д˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!
( ˃ Д˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!
( ˃ Д˂) ABJECT FAILURE!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC
( ˃ Д˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!
( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!
( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ！
( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT