(◕ ◡ ◕) Mantykes!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Today, while showering, I tried my sister's conditioner on my pubic hair!
(◕ Ν ◕) No way >>87 today I did a similar thing, except it was the other way round! Who'd have thought with such a tiny userbase we'd do such similar things in completely different places!
(◕ ◡ ◕) TONKA!
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(◕ ◡ ◕) I just played the bassline of some oldschool rave track with my guitar while listening to it. Now i have the combined feelings of nostalgia and "holy fuck who needs guitar hero?"
(◕ ◡ ◕) The magic of salt to make ANYTHING taste good
(◕ ◡ ◕) The magic of salt to make slugs die in a unique way.
(◕ ◡ ◕) The Samaritans actually really helped me!
(◕ ◡ ◕) I found a basic psychiatrist chatbot tucked away in my mac's UNIX shell or something
(◕ ◡ ◕) you sick bastards
(◕ ◡ ◕) I found Merlin and the memorial to Francis in Photoshop!
Being the hundredth poster in a DQN thread!
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(◕ ◡ ◕) my new friends in this thread!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Jojo!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Me!
( ˃ ◡˂) JOJO!
(◕ ◡ ◕) life and love
(◕ ◡ ◕) perkele
<€M◡L> Eating kimchi while zerg rush idiot Westerner in Starcraft nida!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Jews!
(◕ ◡ ◕) SAITAMA!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Norio Wakamoto!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) Hayabi Miyama
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) Mariko Morikawa
/=>◕ ◕<=|
(◕ ◡ ◕) Naoko Takeuchi!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Yukari Tamura.
(◕ - ◕) I have no idea who any of those people are.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Haruhi Suzimiya!
(◕ n ◕) Me!
thiesh captcha is really awesome, and so is the (άΦά) face.
(◕ ◡ ◕) My mother
(◕ ◡ ◕) A certain Korean boy
(◕ ◡ ◕) baby girls in China
(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm bumping this thread!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Cheating on tests without getting caught!
(◕ ◡ ◕) ΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚ!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Little Tokyo!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Dubstep nights at a drug-filled club
(◕ ◡ ◕) Relax and take notes, while I take tokes from the marijuana smoke!
(◕ w ◕) Squeeks.
(◕ ◡ ◕) pretending to be sick to get morphine shots from the hospital.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Tricking girls into hanging out with me.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Finding out there's a Famima!! in your area.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Crowded malls in Shibuya!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Late night shopping!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Putting multiple laxative pills in someone else's drink and then seeing the result!
(◕ ◡ ◕) letting out a silent fart in the middle of a storeaisle and watching people walk through it.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Sex with a BBW
(◕ ◡ ◕) Stealth fucking at a live concert.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Stealth fucking on public transport
(◕ ◡ ◕) Stealth fucking bombers
(◕ ◡ ◕) Star Fucking Hipsters
(◕ ◡ ◕) Free food
(◕ ◡ ◕) Basic Channel
(◕ ◡ ◕) Mom's awesome, let's call her.
(◕ ◕) Getting strangled by a person wearing mittens...
( ί ί) Getting strangled by a person wearing mittens... WHILE WEARING MITTENS!
(◕ ◡ ◕) The smell of Napalm in the morning.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Randomly jamming with the friend of a friend you rarely came in contact with and finding out your styles mix really well, perhaps enough to start writing songs together the next time you see each other.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Having sex with a girl who is dressed as a cat, and it being a fitting full stop to a long and messy break up.
( ί ί) The state of Michigan is shaped like an enormous mitten.
( ί ί) Gee, they must all be really warm in the winter.
( ˃ ˂) MITTENS!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Realising you no longer suck at Touhou.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Sucking at touhou, defying the will of ZUN, and looking up the ending online.
(◕ ◡ ◕) 🙌, aka U+1F64C.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Betting on who will be Japan's prime minister in 2015!
(◕ ◡ ◕) The blatant Japan-centricity in Unicode 6.0 subrange U+1F3xx! How they avoided a shitstorm in Korea is beyond me.
>>162
Eeeeeeeew that's no good~! ZUN would be ashamed of you, and so am I.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Freaking out people who haven't caught on to the whole joke of this thread and why it is different from "mildly uplifting".
(◕ ◡ ◕) STARCRAFT!
(◕ ◡ ◕) FUCKING STARCRAFT.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Magical Girls. ♥
(◕ ◡ ◕) Seeing >>131 and realizing the character is another cat, or catlike being:
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(◕ ◡ ◕) this kaomoji (◕ ◡ ◕)
(◕ ◡ ◕) Scented candles, thigh high socks and Touhou. At the same time.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Rocks.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Desert Eagle guns.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Rainbows.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Anal sex.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Browsing 4ch using a 16-bit environment.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Using all kinds of chemicals to fit into this society!
( ί -ί) ... Wait, that's actually kind of sad.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Embracing enlightening egotism!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Driving a car that was in great video games, and playing the songs from those games inside that car!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Iron Maiden's music
(◕ ◡ ◕) (◕ ◡ ◕) Playing "Number Of The Beast" at full volume in the parking lot of a Southern Baptist church.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Anonymous BBSes!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Last night, I dreamed that Espeon and I had a lot of happy sex.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Confusing Akinator with character thread characters!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Me!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Mastering the Internet!
Being one of the Masters of the Universe!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Threads that aren't That Thread!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Sleeping all day!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Somebody else working hard so I don't have to!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Finding 20 dollars on the ground!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Doing the laundry and finding money in somebody else's pocket!
(◕ ◡ ◕) I recently heard someone say "My life is shirt." Well, today's laundry day!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Horse_ebooks!
(◕ ◡ ◕) The sweet release of death!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Claiming a 200 GET!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Finding this thread on 196th place!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Finding free soda in the kitchen at work!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Turning the volume control up to 11 and playing Spinal Tap songs!
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(◕ ◡ ◕) Beating Ninja Gaiden. Without save states.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Playing the Ninja Gaiden stage 4-2 theme while going to the gym.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Homestarrunner is updating again!
(◕ ◡ ◕) JonTron teaming up with James & Mike!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Dorkly's review of NES Ninja Turtle games!
(◕ ◡ ◕) 2D girls
(◕ ◡ ◕) 2D games
(◕ ◡ ◕) 2D butts
(◕ ◡ ◕)Masturbating
(◕ ◡ ◕) Staying up waaaaaaaay past your bedtime.
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing your boner on a little girl's armpit
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing your armpit on a little girl's boner
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing your girl on a little boner's armpit
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing your little girl boner on an armpit
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing your boner
(◕ ◡ ◕) rubbing a little girl on your boner's armpit
( E-E) Yeah yeah yeah WE GET IT you dorks are a bunch of pedophiles.
(◕ ◡ ◕) if there isn't a little girl around, shaving the armpit of a small breasted woman is almost as good.
What
(◕ ◡ ◕) Cute owls.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I've never
(◕ ◡ ◕) Seen a man
(◕ ◡ ◕) Eat so many
(◕ ◡ ◕) Chicken wings!
I don't want to holiday in the sun
Adolf Von Hitler
Shit I dqned again!
Adolf von Hitler
༼ Β ◕◡◕ ༽Β Big floppy ears!
the girl reading this post
(◕ ◡ ◕) lucario knotting my ass
this shirt is p cool, weird url though
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Cool quote here: http://successfastlane.com
You can see old Japan in Kyoto
>>241
(◕ ◡ ◕) the view from kyoto tower (because it's the one place where kyoto tower isn't fucking up the skyline)
(◕ ◡ ◕) My favourite Koko song playing on /dqn/!!!!!
(◕ ◡ ◕) this heckin face
(◕ ◡ ◕) le internet meme facerino
(◕ ◡ ◕) when the oomfie is petite and breedable
(◕ ◡ ◕) watching otaku documentaries in gikopoi
(◕ ◡ ◕) Not using Discord in 2021
(◕ ◡ ◕) Biting into a Scotch egg and finding two yolks!
(◕ ◡ ◕) bein in luv wit da Koko
(◕ ◡ ◕) Distressed Igbo royalty, lonely supermodels, warranty extensions, business loans on really favorable terms, all of 'em want my attention! I can't decide which one to contact first!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Watching mesmerizing Compiz effects all over my windows instead of working!
>>256
(EΝEjGrandpa, what is Compiz?
( LΦ`) Segmentation Fault
(◕ ◡ ◕) Girls with cocks.
(◕ ◡ ◕) A captcha that's a Japanese word!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Mandidextrous
(◕ ◡ ◕) A bug flying into my guitar's strings repeatedly making a random tune
(◕ ◡ ◕) An Astolfo X Bridget crossover. Also, a catboy option!
(◕ ◡ ◕) My massive tits!
>>263
(◕ ◡ ◕) Your huge oppai in a cosplay of a character with canonically huge oppai!
(◕ ◡ ◕) A Japanese sword, folded 1001 times.
CUPID SHOOT A ARROW AT FRANKENSTEIN
FRANKENSTEIN : "DANG! THERE GOES MY PEACE OF MIND!
HEY, DOES THIS MEAN I'LL START TO FEEL PRIMITIVE SEXUAL DESIRES GENERATED BY THE IRRATIONAL BIOLOGICAL NEED FOR THE PERETUATION OF GENES?"
CUPID : "MAY BE."
FRANKENSTEIN : "AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT I REALISE THIS I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP MYSELF AND START CRAVING FOR THAT EUPHEMISM CALLED 'LOVE'?"
CUPID : "I GUESS."
FRANKENSTEIN : "AND THEN I'LL FEEL INCREDIBLY INSECURE ABOUT WHO I AM AND THE WAY I LOOK AND RADIDLY LOSE ALL CAPACITY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT?"
CUPID : "YES SIREEE."
FRANKENSTEIN : "IS THIS JUST A PASSING PHASE?"
CUPID : "'FRAID NOT."
FRANKENSTEIN : "OK."
CUPID : "SOMETIMES WE THROW IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF FUTILITY, REJECTION, FRUSTRATION AND EMBITTEREDNESS JUST FOR LAUGHS."
(◕ ◡ ◕) Ignoring thread structure!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Massive tits!
(◕ ◡ ◕) rape porn
(◕ ◡ ◕) Alice Springs is on the world map because what else are you going to put there? Empty space?
(◕ ◡ ◕) Scrolling through a really good utterly depraved hardcore porn artist's gallery and finding something completely wholesome and innocent just casually included with all the filth!
(◕ ◡ ◕) gas turbine engines
(◕ ◡ ◕) A touch of soy sauce in an otherwise Italian dish!
(◕ ◡ ◕) Not sure if the chromatic aberration is from my lenses or the image!
(◕ ◡ ◕) your worst enemy dying in a suspicious accident
(◕ ◡ ◕) Posting anonymously on the internet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) human sacrifice
(◕ ◡ ◕) When the fictional demon race is specifically not "demon" demons in canon, for the thinly veiled purpose of being semen demons in fanon
(◕ ◡ ◕) Child pornography.
(◕ ◡ ◕) My 7 year old cousin Lucy, taking a massive constipation relieving shit in my toilet while I was babysitting her
(◕ ◡ ◕) parasitic castration
(◕ ◡ ◕) 283-san's post
(◕ ◡ ◕) The Japanese Metal Scene.
(◕ ◡ ◕) 9/11 porn
(◕ ◡ ◕) last place at the olympics
(◕ ◡ ◕) pagoda towers
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(◕ ◡ ◕) Black people.