( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being verbally abuse to inanimate things.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) To reading amusingly bad grammar.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Walking without rhythm.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Happy new haircut >>413! I cut my hair today as well!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A new haircut.
Considering that I'm not >>416, it means that there are at least five posters: >>413-416,418!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) At least five people post on DQN!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) There is only one of us, though. I'm just the only one who talks to a therapist about our MPD.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I had a haircut too, the other week!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) a good smelling roommate
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my ncurses project coming along nicely
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling cute in a pair of tiny shorts.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Feeling cute in nothing but an oversized jacket.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finally finding a use for unquote-splicing
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Urinating on the daddy-longlegs that took up residence in my shower.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Reading this thread after a bad week.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The results of typing fag.it into the url bar.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) a mitten shoutout by @wikivandals_txt on twitter
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but can't link it here because of the spam filter :(
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If you use nig.gr URL shortener, >>434, you will have your link niggrified!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Letting a guy know his password was showing.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Seeing my old post about urinating on the daddy-longlegs and reminiscing.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) releasing a long, smooth, single-piece shitlog after having pooping problems for such a long time.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When programming at it works on first run
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A decent object model
>>442
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( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a dump that's way bigger than it felt coming out.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being nicknamed "mittens" for a day due to my warm and affable personality.
If you don't use text art it looks just like the "Post Unhappy Things" thread AA
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not using Text Art to annoy the guy who's complaining.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Using Mona as the default font so text art formatting is irrelevant.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making it past the Goo in Pixel Dungeon for the first time.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Coming home after a walk in the rain and changing into nice warm and dry clothes
( ´‿`) That pleasant sensation as the painkillers drive out the arthritis hurtses.
( ´‿`)this face that looks stoned as fuck
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A big bowl of Count Chocula cereal.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Making porn-esque grunts and groans while taking a piss.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Count earacula
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being accepted in tilde.club
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Watching someone beat a game on youtube, after losing interest in playing that game.
>>199
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) when you haven no idea how old this thread is, but the Wikipedia entry is still there
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) watching a jive-talking wigger play frustrating video games until he ragequits.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) rubbing sage-scented aromatherapeutic body lotion on my scrotum.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) peeling an orange in one piece
>>461
( ˃ ヮ˂) Oh man, oh man, I like when this happens. And I also like when banana doesn't break at the stem when you twist one one off.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) saying something cruel to a stranger on an imageboard.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) misinterpreting a cruel comment directed at you as a compliment.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) my poop aligning perfectly in the toilet bowl so that it looks like a serpent emerging from the drain
military surplus in transit
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's warm and beautiful out today.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Discovering the name of that song you've heard here and there.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being in the credits of a PS3 game.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Nipping off just the corn part from the end of a corn dog so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The credit scroll to this porn flick acknowledges "Arnold Scwarzenpecker".
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When a thing works, but you didn't expect it to.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) putting on fresh clean clothes after getting out of the bath
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Nipping off just the foreskin part from the end of a circumcised penis so it looks vaguely like an uncircumcised penis.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The way Thoughty2 pronounces "urine".
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) starting a holy war between online nerds by referring to it as "GNU/Linux"
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding there's only one square of toilet paper left, but only needing one square anyway because pancakes for breakfast apparently makes for a nice clean poo.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) coming back to this every few months
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Going to bed.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A half-inflated blimp.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) misreading ミントアイス as ミトンアイス
A shirt fresh from a dryer
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) High-magnitude realisation.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A fresh computer after a total reformat.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A fresh batch of underwears
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The kitchen and bathroom sinks have new handles.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) buying a nice new pair of shoes to replace old shoes that are falling apart.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) corporate slaves are working their entire lives to pay for my apartment.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The backwards novel was successfully resurrected, and everyone seems to be better at the concept
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Resolving an argument in a thread that's going to be deleted in a few minutes
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Driving through your idyllic rural neighborhood, listening to gangsta rap at low volume
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Coming to terms with the fact that you'll be alone for the rest of your life.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realizing it's not all that long, and despite that, there's plenty of time to have fun yet.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Realizing that you enjoy a small number of onion rings more than a big pile of fries with your burger.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Evidence of a crime I never got caught for destroying itself.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding a beer called Progenitor as a father's day gift
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Dating homeless women. You can pretty much drop them off anywhere.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I think I like Trump now.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Not being shocked by the tone of his voice.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Steady rain on the roof while I read a good book.
Finding something more than $2 in the couch